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  Wat

  Probably an onlyfans bride

  2021-04-27 14:36

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  THERE WAS FOOTAGE

  This is the most wholesome fight I've ever heard of.

  2021-04-25 03:01

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  Twitter is a different kind of Dumpster fire

  Does any self respecting man with a semblance of sanity pay to see tiddies online? You can just watch porn for free.

  2021-04-06 11:24

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  Damn straight son

  This is why freebies don't work. Very few people will actually put it towards their actual needs.

  2021-03-18 04:02

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  I've won but at what cost

  This might mean nothing to you but I'm genuinely sending you tons of virtual hugs. I hope you're doing well now.

  2021-03-16 02:53

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  grocery stores play great music

  This happened to 5 minutes ago! I was almost on the verge of tears, haven't heard it play anywhere in over a decade and hearing it today just brought back so many memories.

  2021-02-14 06:12

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  I'm black but I gotta say this is ridiculous.At this poin...

  Watch The Other Boleyn Girl instead. Sure it's not cent percent accurate, but it's pretty close and well made. History should never be distorted, just call it a fanfic if you're gonna fudge it up like this.

  2021-02-12 11:05

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  Come on guys!

  I can change that. *prepares gazillion syringes to inject cyanide in a while*

  2021-02-10 04:39

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  they’re learning, clever girl

  We need Bird Squeezer here asap.

  2021-02-07 21:57

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  train station in Japan

  Not really. Their insane work hours have contributed to tons of singles, gazillions of people are not even interested in sex, let alone making babies. They just don't have the time for it. Japan may look pretty with a lot to offer, but the locals are literally slaving away to survive. That's no way to live.

  2021-02-07 11:51

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  Bloop

  Eating meat is indeed a part of life. Anyone who supports PETA needs to die instead, that shit organization preaches veganism and mass murders animals on the side for fur/leather industries.

  2021-02-07 02:49

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  That's definitely not bad.

  Nobody outside America thinks these are good cookies. Or even edible, for that matter.

  2021-02-06 01:54

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  That's definitely not bad.

  These cookies look like a unicorn pooped on them.

  2021-02-05 23:44

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  I bet on ot

  I'm a straight woman, you son of a biscuit lover.

  2021-02-05 23:41

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  Stay strong, brothers.

  Check the date of posting. You're late.

  2021-02-05 23:40

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  I bet on ot

  In his imagination, that is.

  2021-02-05 02:10

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  I bet on ot

  It's almost as if being in a relationship is a compulsion, according to you. Perhaps she is yet to find someone who she likes in that manner? Perhaps she is not looking for that right now? Maybe she's busy with other things in life?

  2021-02-05 02:09

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  Pls

  Enlighten us with the movie name, o kind sir?

  2021-01-31 00:30

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  Pls

  As long as you're living now and enduring the struggle, that's all that matters.

  2021-01-31 00:29

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  From russia with love

  Hugs for everyone!

  2021-01-31 00:27

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  From russia with love

  Hugs to you too, babydoll.

  2021-01-30 12:29

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  Free diarrhea

  Tons of chicks with dicks? Thailand?

  2021-01-22 09:35

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  Free diarrhea

  In Thailand there's this famous beef noodle soup that has been on stove since last 45-50 years. You can see what it did to their men and women.

  2021-01-22 09:28

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  couldn't agree more

  Sensitive and butthurt? I wish. I'm just stating how hypocritical it is to comment on other nations and races and religions when your own is far from being harmonious. Also, it's ma'am!

  2021-01-22 03:59

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  couldn't agree more

  As a Muslim, she should be more worried about the countless, senseless beheadings in the Middle East and them taking their regressive acts of terrorism worldwide.

  2021-01-21 16:07

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  What a fucking legend

  Respect to those who keep making an effort to better their lives, it's okay to ask for help as and when you need but the initiative matters. Some abled lazy turds who want everything in life for free should take a note or two.

  2021-01-21 04:08

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  The horror

  Someday please explain. I'm dumb.

  2021-01-19 09:19

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  THIS....

  Your comment intrigued me which led to some Google-fuing. While I learnt some other bizarre facts about their current dictator, the concert thingy is missing from most articles. Could you provide some sauce for this, o kind sir/ma'am?

  2021-01-09 08:26

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  ANTIFA EVERYWHERE!!!

  I want to be a Kekistani.

  2021-01-08 06:10

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  My girl making new content for her onlyfans

  Is OnlyFans only for porno stuff or do they have any other genre as well?

  2021-01-07 10:13

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  Justice for Trayvon Floyd

  But do you ask for bobs and vagenes on the internet?

  2020-12-22 08:59

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  and a partridge in a pear tree

  It's one of my favorite carols!

  2020-12-22 08:57

  +2
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  Pakalu Papito is RN

  PakaluPapito is the OG.

  2020-12-21 11:47

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  This is my doggo. He is happpy and sweet. If you downvote...

  Cute dog, bad OP. Downvoted.

  2020-11-13 03:42

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  We did it

  

  2020-11-06 06:18

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  Bruh

  

  2020-11-04 14:43

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  Lemonade

  

  2020-10-31 01:19

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  Had a good laugh at least

  Nice cock, bro.

  2020-10-22 06:59

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  Dad destroyed by facts and logic

  

  2020-09-25 14:06

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  he's gotta be around here somewhere

  Bring some Swedish meatballs when you're in the mood to argue and nobody has to get hurt.

  2020-09-24 01:37

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  I love bots writing their own versions of stuff

  *Obama unzips*

  2020-09-20 04:52

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  Pathetic

  Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

  2020-09-17 11:06

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  Pathetic

  "The name's Wang. Long Wang."

  2020-09-17 11:05

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  Vamonos

  

  2020-09-17 11:03

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  Haiyaa!!!

  His Tinder search was fun too!

  2020-08-10 09:19

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  Biggest Snub in American history

  Gorbachev, last leader of USSR, featured in an ad for Pizza Hut in the 90s. Probably referring to that. I could be wrong though.

  2020-08-04 03:57

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  Water gey

  It is!

  2020-07-23 00:40

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  Women need to understand

  Why bring peacock daddies in the game of mating? That's some fucked up shit.

  2020-06-29 04:19

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  Hetero became homo

  We're all gay.

  2020-06-16 13:20

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  Boi played well

  If she agreed to go 50-50 in the first place, she's a keeper. Gold digging hoes won't pay a dime.

  2020-06-07 09:57

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  Promo Codes in 2020 Are Lit!

  Are you leaving or did you just get an award?

  2020-06-06 15:48

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  wtf dude

  I know right! Confused, little pussy.

  2020-06-06 10:34

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  Bruh

  You had to stumble upon this, didn't you?!

  2020-06-04 12:36

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  Flat Earth scares the globetard

  Calm your titties before you have a stroke.

  2020-05-26 09:12

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  I want obiwannablowme to wiggle that ass for me

  Or just about any social media these days.

  2020-05-21 01:53

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  One of my favs

  Welcome to Memedroid, but repost!

  2020-05-21 01:50

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  Nice

  Hand to gland combat.

  2020-05-07 13:41

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  if confused, search "caravan of death"

  This ain't r/PoliticalCompassMemes, darling.

  2020-05-07 13:35

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  Gotta blast

  Old is not always gold.

  2020-05-04 23:32

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  I quit cigs but that doesnt mean I dont smoke

  I kept sneezing around just this one day I went out to buy some groceries, thanks to pollen allergy. People avoided me like the plague and I got priority counter at the billing.

  2020-05-04 23:03

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  How could she do this to me

  He must have used up his entire daughter's tuition instead of just using up her right leg's funds. Dude didn't want to be partial.

  2020-05-04 23:00

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  Legendary kitti

  Beautiful, fat pussy.

  2020-05-04 22:54

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  life goals

  It's 2020, and this hit home now more than ever before.

  2020-05-04 14:10

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  Z

  Can choco chip cookies track my movements?

  2020-05-02 11:22

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  Every time

  English 120

  2020-04-30 10:43

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  what did you buy with it?

  You won't be laughing when I stuff that dirty, little mouth with ooey gooey pizza sticks.

  2020-04-22 06:25

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  what did you buy with it?

  I know what might make you smile. Get on your knees.

  2020-04-21 22:12

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  I'm not leaving!

  *gifts you Collins Concise English Dictionary*

  2020-04-19 01:56

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  ok

  Can I practise my archery skills on your butthole as well?

  2020-04-18 12:07

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  If you reject this meme that means you dont get it and ma...

  Even though I get the meme there's nothing wrong with being a virgin, OP.

  2020-04-18 12:04

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  dongs in a newton

  I can cure your malady. Just bend over and let me take care of you.

  2020-04-16 05:51

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  I am Tony Stark

  You need to pay your fine, good sir. Bend over, flash your arse and I'll let this pass.

  2020-04-14 23:58

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  I am Tony Stark

  Are you saying guys can't do sexy things with their tongue? Don't be such a sexist.

  2020-04-14 23:55

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  I tried to make a scenario meme so hear it is

  My long lost brother! I've missed you so much.

  2020-04-14 11:55

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  Three Stars...

  Try Tabasco's scorpion sauce. Perfect consistency, best lube ever!

  2020-04-14 09:52

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  I tried to make a scenario meme so hear it is

  That's coz you've not been visiting eco-friendly strip joints, you barmy nutter!

  2020-04-14 09:49

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  I tried to make a scenario meme so hear it is

  Disgusting. What makes you think any woman will fall for that? Save trees, credit card only.

  2020-04-14 02:06

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  Much funny

  Angus needs to go on a diet if you want him to live longer.

  2020-04-14 00:56

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  I love you guys

  Not at all. You just have a thing for virtual murdering or dead bodies, I guess. As long as it helps you wank.

  2020-04-13 11:20

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  I love you guys

  Hey you. All the best wishes for your interview. Regardless of how it turns out, spare a little faith on yourself. You're awesome and you'll turn things around soon!

  2020-04-13 11:17

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  I love you guys

  

  2020-04-13 11:15

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  Get nae naed

  Wait. I can't identify as an octopus who's sexually interested in frying pans?

  2020-04-13 11:06

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  I cAn’T bE rAcIsT cUz I’m BlAcK

  Then every woman will be a single mom, every boy will grow up to be a gangster and names like Shaniquan and Abimbola will be the new normal.

  2020-04-13 10:59

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  Title

  Not even with coupons and some cashback on your card, good sir?

  2020-04-13 10:53

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  f

  Is that all you need?

  2020-04-13 10:50

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  Can't I have one damn moment for myself?

  Your imaginary girl, you mean.

  2020-04-09 13:11

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  Interested applicants may apply! Offer lasts until the pa...

  Belated birthday wishes!! Stay well and don't empty your tiny balls too much.

  2020-04-08 08:32

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  The fat evil witch

  Why would you cover 6 pack beer in fat?

  2020-04-08 01:22

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  Interested applicants may apply! Offer lasts until the pa...

  

  2020-04-08 01:06

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  Interested applicants may apply! Offer lasts until the pa...

  Just type "giant pandas mating". You'll get lots of links from yesterday. I recommend New York Times, because that picture is just adorable!

  2020-04-08 01:04

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  Interested applicants may apply! Offer lasts until the pa...

  Thank you.

  2020-04-08 01:03

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  Follow me and I’ll follow you back Follow me and I’ll...

  Sweet home Alabama

  2020-04-07 03:32

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  Title

  I've never seen an essential ass. Could you maybe flash it for a moment and make my day?

  2020-04-07 03:00

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  Taking credit ass

  I don't trust anyone blindly, the same way I don't hate anyone blindly.

  2020-04-05 07:57

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  Taking credit ass

  You must also believe that the virus originated in Israel. You need mental help.

  2020-04-03 06:34

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  no part of this was wrong

  This comment made me chortle harder than I expected.

  2020-04-03 02:25

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  Taking credit ass

  I wonder if the Jew haters would refuse to vaccinate if Israel's vaccine does get approved.

  2020-03-31 15:45

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  why is it always FL

  Bugs looking so sexy.

  2020-03-31 15:42

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  Simps fucking up the eco system

  Let's talk after you get a wife and every dude lines up to bang her.

  2020-03-31 10:14

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  Yeah buddy

  Sure you can.

  2020-03-30 05:32

  +1