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  Just a little spill

  This is why there's a sign at the pump that says not to leave the pump while in use......

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  Clock

  I say we remove all the numbers from the analog clocks and let chaos ensue.

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  Dinner time

  You have to pay to adopt. The prefer to catch theirs freerange. Keep your dogs leashed!

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  Haha fish go smile

  I almost died the first time I heard a catfish croak. I always went fishing alone, so there was no one to give me a heads up once I started catfishing at night as an adult. Sitting there in the middle of the night alone and then that happened

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  Let's bring this plan back

  I love inviting people for dinner, or my personal favorite, bringing the food to them and cooking it at their house.

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  Lebanon today

  Bring on the bombs. I could use some cover.

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  Time doesn't heal anything

  Some things never go away. Just ask anyone who has lost a child. Every holiday. Every birthday. Every family get together. Every year. It hurts and it never stops.

  8h

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  Ah, the old "no supporting evidence" counterclaim

  Have you tried to call 911 about an animal missing? They tell you to call the pound and hang up. There is no police report.

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  At least he's admitting to what they're up to.

  no.

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  Je just want to Help

  Not weaponized incompetence.

  12h

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  III

  You're a fucking car salesman, and self-proclaimed faggot. Don't tell me about pain or real medicine. I have watched people take poison and never get better. I have watched people get better with no side effects from natural remedies that are not poison.

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  Title

  tell that to the cops who won't prosecute harassment because it was the first time, not me. I'm going by what police have told me.

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  Title

  Downshift. Unless it's an emergency.

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  III

  No, the "therapy" they convince you to take is poison so they can shear you like a sheep forever. Real cures are the opposite of poison.

  22h

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  Title

  It's not menacing unless you threaten them. And really, it's only harassment if it's directed at them specifically and it has to happen more than once.

  22h

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  That harlot

  Sexual degenerates crying about sexual degeneracy...

  22h

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  Repost?

  And then the court fucks you both and you have to pay court costs.

  22h

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  They can't

  I promise you one thing: once they show up, they are going to ruin your life whether you fight or not.

  22h

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  Don't show this to my wife

  Right and the guy he shot lived and he still got away with it.

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  Inside job 911 meme

  When we had our 3rd child, we could not wait for him to be born and then 9/11 came and we were like "not today, please" and he came on the 12th.

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  Which one

  We all thought of the guy with the shovel

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  Don't show this to my wife

  An accidental discharge will fix that

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  title

  The problem with mistakes is you don't know it's a mistake until after.

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  She's Such an Embarrassment to this Country.

  And after she bought the Nvidia stock, they announced a buyback about a month later, boosting the stock value.

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  want more memes ? https://a4z.in/lyggx #iPhone16 #Appl...

  My sentiments exactly. The advertising companies and social media can have bots, why can't we?

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  NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE!

  we could try

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  September 10th meme

  Then they shouldn't have waited until the Afghanistan pullout twenty years later to purposefully let their guard down to get their war.

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  Winter nights in old disney

  When you get that feeling where you want to go home, but you're 35 and you are already home.

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  She's Such an Embarrassment to this Country.

  https://www.quiverquant.com/congresstrading/

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  III

  Ok so why the fuck isn't anyone doing anything about it? Not a lawsuit. Not even a complaint.

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  Delicious chicken milk

  I shit you not.

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  Disney movies back and then

  Beauty and the Beast is probably more responsible for women staying in abusive relationships than any of us would care to admit.

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  Not Bad.

  I have never used that emote and I never will.

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  Airpods 4 meme

  "Conversation awareness"

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  want more memes ? https://a4z.in/lyggx #iPhone16 #Appl...

  GTA 6: Repost City

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  Cheating is illegal

  Not anymore... he's been influenced by a western whore.

  1d

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  Cursed filipino pizza

  If you're trying to gain weight.....

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  Cardinals game meme

  Sir, this is a meme app...

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  Seriously, which is it?!

  They are always playing both sides of everything. Just like all men are rapists but some men are really women, who are equal AND oppressed.

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  Last comment gets boiga'd

  Crumbled chicken feed smells like a McDonald's hamburger.

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  She's Such an Embarrassment to this Country.

  I saw recently that Nancy Pelosi sold a bunch of Microsoft stock and then bought Nvidia to replace it.

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  But... But... Why would you do that?

  I've heard of couch guns, but never oven guns

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  They're learning

  Yes, we should all be living in efficiencies, physically separated while connected only by our devices that are used as surveillance, have no children or even a yard, and work more than one job just to eat

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  -

  As I said before, the little ones are too chewy.

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  III

  I can't believe they admitted it and everyone was just like "told ya" Our Founding Fathers could power the country with how fast they are rolling in their graves.

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  Delicious chicken milk

  Fun fact: bird flu spread to cows because Big Farming lobbied so that they are legally allowed to feed cattle the hay they used as chicken bedding first.

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  title

  Yeah but you really get fucked when the bus comes at 3:45 and you don't get home from work till 6:00

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  no title

  I just think it's hilarious they're calling themselves generation alpha. They're the most beta little fuckers

  1d

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  Minecraft move:

  The only thing more annoying than Jack Black's voice is his face.

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  What’s the illegal part?

  I'm surprised they didn't arrest the brigade that held Game Stop's shorted stocks hostage and jacked up the price.

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  mami

  You came to the wrong place.

  2024-09-09 18:32

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  Caleb Williams today

  What meme?

  2024-09-09 10:57

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  Only if

  I was wondering what you meant

  2024-09-07 20:44

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  Stupid

  Oh, then definitely shoot him.

  2024-09-07 12:40

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  It's a joke - calm down

  And help them keep track of the ones they're trafficking.

  2024-09-07 11:09

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  Natural selection!

  They just want a right to health care. No, they just want to kill babies.

  2024-09-07 11:03

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  When George Floyd died the Country was turned down

  This is why people should never be allowed to adopt outside of their race.

  2024-09-07 07:15

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  MAGA

  Anything that isn't far left, according to them.

  2024-09-07 05:22

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  Only if

  Yep they hate men so much they can't stop fantasizing about being raped.

  2024-09-07 05:20

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  Yeeeah, the last time democrats did this, things turned v...

  I thought the same thing.

  2024-09-06 23:10

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  Illustrative

  Because it's all the surface level bullshit they're using to distract us from the very real fact that the dollar is growing more worthless by the day.

  2024-09-06 23:04

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  MAGA

  Not really, he's usually pretty far right. Or pretending to be anyway

  2024-09-06 22:59

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  No. Have you published anything funny today? Well there w...

  I cross the street without looking.

  2024-09-06 22:58

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  This is so satisfying

  I'm wondering what he sprayed on it that took all the crumbly stuff off when he combed it out.

  2024-09-06 22:57

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  This is so satisfying

  It should be at LEAST 3 times bigger than this.

  2024-09-06 22:57

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  Give him back his temperature

  Got terrible poison ivy a couple weeks ago. Had to get a steroid shot to calm it down. Asked the nurse where she was putting it and she started with the "uhhhh.... well...." It had to go in the butt cheek.

  2024-09-06 22:54

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  My barber is an artist

  Someone else's hair... rubbed on the floor.... being scraped into piles.... I said low key

  2024-09-06 13:17

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  III

  I am not a loner male, I have a whole family and all that. It's not that simple to just get up and leave. And definitely not being gone OTR or in the military lol fuck that I like my family.

  2024-09-06 13:15

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  F.

  Why does it have feathers?

  2024-09-06 13:00

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  Friends when you get drunk

  You need better friends

  2024-09-06 12:58

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  Where did I put it?

  "That special place" is an abyss. I am convinced.

  2024-09-06 12:52

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  Reckless driving

  Reckless? That mfer was on point!

  2024-09-06 12:46

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  My barber is an artist

  That's low key gross...

  2024-09-06 12:45

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  III

  And it costs by the mile. And you have to have a good credit score to get pre-qualified. And you have to find a house you can afford. And a job in that area. Do you move first or switch jobs first? Have you ever moved before?

  2024-09-05 17:16

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  Getting the Sack ...

  That sounds gross

  2024-09-05 13:38

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  Let's make the world a better palce

  The world is more evil than good

  2024-09-05 11:53

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  The important questions in life

  Reminds me of when my great-grandma died at 92 years old and everyone said it was from smoking

  2024-09-05 11:26

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  Relax, it's just a job

  "If you don't read the news, you're uninformed. If you do read the news, you're misinformed." -Denzel Washington

  2024-09-05 11:24

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  Straight from a horror movie

  The birth of cordyceps

  2024-09-05 11:22

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  Anxiety hits your brain while you trying to sleep

  I'm in this photo and I don't like it

  2024-09-05 11:20

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  Gen Z is spending their income on travel

  You mean gas prices?

  2024-09-05 11:19

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  Rock paper scissors simulator season finale

  Duh, that's how society went fr. We started as rock-hurling cavemen, then there were tools and the industrial boom, and now we're just a bunch of paper pushers, racking up millions of pages of files on each other to use against each other.

  2024-09-05 10:47

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  I'm a millennial

  They will get their inheritance one way or another

  2024-09-05 10:42

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  every. single. time.

  Four people is not a "mass shooting," especially with inflation nowadays.

  2024-09-05 08:32

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  Fuk Disney

  It's a tough crowd around here

  2024-09-05 08:27

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  Driving while high is retarded af.

  I've always been in favor of showing up to the interview for a job stoned, but this is next level

  2024-09-05 08:25

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  If you aren't happy single, you won't be happy in a relat...

  Nothing will lead to unhappiness faster than day drinking.

  2024-09-05 08:02

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  Here they come, boys. Get your helmets on.

  I didn't notice until it was too late

  2024-09-05 00:38

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  Hawk talk meme

  Suggestive leaves room for interpretation. She was flat out talking about hawking a luge on a dick during a hand job for lube. Like wtf that's not suggestive at all, that's blatant.

  2024-09-05 00:37

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  Welcome meme

  We are not the only ones fucking it up, thank you.

  2024-09-04 15:22

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  Hawk tuah girl podcast meme

  The weak men are rocketing that whore to the top.

  2024-09-04 15:15

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  September has 4 moods

  No, for the emos who can't wait for Spooptober

  2024-09-04 15:14

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  Hawk talk meme

  Suggestive??!

  2024-09-04 15:12

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  Chris P Bacon

  I had a pig named Kevin Bacon once.

  2024-09-04 14:42

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  shit is getting real

  The absolute worst is when you have to keep wiping and wiping and wiping like you're wiping a fucking marker until it runs out of ink

  2024-09-04 14:42

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  shit is getting real

  You wasteful thing.

  2024-09-04 14:41

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  Inside job 911 meme

  It's only a week away. It's 9/11 season.

  2024-09-04 14:40

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  The global literacy rate for all people aged 15 and above...

  Me too... I was ragging on StarboySupernova for a while, then he finally posted something funny and I was like, " ya got me"

  2024-09-04 14:38

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  III

  Sometimes that can be the case, but more often, when opportunities are scarce in an area, it's all about who you know.

  2024-09-04 14:34

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  Chuslam

  Why would they do that when they can just cover their women? Emasculated men are not good for society, just look at the west...

  2024-09-04 14:33

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