BAMBAMZ

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BAMBAMZ | 2018-04-23 08:00

Aight

73% 1248

BAMBAMZ | 2018-04-23 07:30

Homeless guy ate my ass for $6 once

76% 1162

BAMBAMZ | 2018-04-23 07:30

One time I got so horny I decided to Fuck a pillow, best 77 seconds I've had with furniture accessories

64% 1119

BAMBAMZ | 2018-04-22 23:30

You touch the honey you get the runny

63% 1261

BAMBAMZ | 2016-11-21 19:30

Good golly miss Molly that's a whole lot of unflavored dead children you have there, mind if I taste a few

85% 1628

BAMBAMZ | 2016-06-29 15:30

That girl would eat a pedigree

76% 1552

BAMBAMZ | 2016-06-29 15:30

Hid your mabelin bitch

79% 1562

BAMBAMZ | 2016-06-29 15:30

Haha

80% 1429

BAMBAMZ | 2016-06-29 15:30

I

86% 1743

BAMBAMZ | 2016-06-29 15:30

Darude

81% 1515

BAMBAMZ | 2016-06-29 15:30

Get dem in the mouth

79% 1490

BAMBAMZ | 2016-06-29 15:30

Kk

83% 1601

BAMBAMZ | 2016-06-28 21:30

Yeah baby, fetch those balls

81% 1359

BAMBAMZ | 2016-06-28 21:30

Yep and the Mandy of course.

88% 1928

BAMBAMZ | 2016-06-28 21:00

I got 2quid

87% 1865

BAMBAMZ | 2016-06-28 20:30

I remember my first black dong, preacher Jackson was a cool guy. Left my arsehole in bits tho, man had some stamina!

62% 1568

BAMBAMZ | 2016-06-23 11:30

I once scrubbed my butt hole with this douchebags toothbrush at a camping trip. He brushed his teeth, looked at me and said "this water up here has made my toothpaste taste nicer" saw him years later, he's gay. Did my ass oil make him gay? Who knows.

85% 1584

BAMBAMZ | 2016-06-15 20:00

That's when I pull my dick out and wipe it on their dress

83% 1831

BAMBAMZ | 2016-06-15 19:31

ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT

77% 1480

BAMBAMZ | 2016-06-15 19:31

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

86% 1904

Latest comments

The work around
It's all fun and games until she's 31 and her anus unravels like a meat flute

2018-12-18 07:22
+11
Henlo
Put a gun against his head

2018-11-14 19:19
+2
One hit wonders
I know where you live now. You fool. Now I will hunt you down and show you my collection of December wallpapers

2018-11-07 15:26
+14
Seriously, it makes devs lazy and make half a game
Not gonna lie. I spend a Fuck load on fifa points but I have a good job and can afford it and I enjoy it all. So I don't think there's anything wrong with micro transactions, as long as you're financially stable and not going ridiculously over the top.

2018-10-22 08:44
0
Hehehe
On my cousins estate (basically an English ghetto) he has a Muslim woman who legitimately has been seen shooting cats with a catapult. She's killed birds/squirrels/cats with this thing. Proper horrible sand folk

2018-09-24 12:12
0
100% fall
Liverpool vs Aston villa

2018-09-13 17:50
0
Shut up and take my money
5-800 in the ghetto doesn't sound that bad tbh. Where I'm from a shithole 1 bedroom apartment in the ghetto is like 900-1200 per month on rent alone. In an area that has a high stabbing and acid attack problem. It's fucking ridiculous

2018-08-27 18:47
+7
No more freedom :-(
Allison

2018-08-06 15:09
+4
Turtley enough for the Turtle Club
Yep. Looks like a community tropical fish tank.

2018-07-24 07:06
+3
Turtley enough for the Turtle Club
You can see at the top of the picture there is also a arowana fish. Looks like a mixed tropical fish tank. That eel is a fire eel, they get very big.

2018-07-24 07:05
0
hahahaha
He gets no sympathy tho. His jokes were shit and all about little kids, that's pretty worrying (shows what his mind is on) He also called for Rosanne to lose her job over her tweets so karma bitch

2018-07-22 10:53
-4
Tru
You've literally never seen porn I see

2018-06-14 10:12
+5
This is how we should protect our animals
Fucking Arabs... No respect for anything

2016-09-19 16:33
-3
Nobody messes with me
This is actually UFC fighter Donald cowboy cerrone. He's a crazy bastard

2016-09-19 16:18
+4
Say no to Feminazi
Hope solo. She's done porn if I'm not mistaken?

2016-08-24 19:59
0
Arab fun
Typical Arabs. Think because they can buy everything they don't have to have respect for anything. I hope that cheetah eats 1 of them fucks

2016-07-11 07:18
+6
Ben affleck is the best Batman
That sure doesn't look like the guy playing cyborg? Isn't that guy black?

2016-06-15 17:34
+33
Do you mind?
He's one of the greatest mma fighters of all time, he's not scared but he was extremely unmotivated for this fight (that's a common problem with him)

2016-06-13 11:25
+4
6th grade holloween costume
What's that table (or whatever it is) have to do with nsync?

2016-04-15 03:19
-4
Bun a zoot
I hope he brought his own green otherwise tell my man shut up

2016-03-09 11:48
+13
Bun a zoot
Smoke a joint is what it means

2016-03-09 11:47
+14
I still love WV!
I assume this is how the world sees America

2016-03-07 08:49
+17
Car gyy
Here we have an ancient meme ladies and gentlemen. I believe from the year 1987

2016-02-08 10:32
+39
Wait...what?
Death by snu snu it is

2016-02-03 13:13
+35
Meanwhile...
Surely the normal sized face would give it away? Also what if it's a sold out showing, someone would be over and they'd check everyone's tickets. Then you or your friend will have to do the shame walk in front of 300 strangers

2016-02-03 02:35
-4
Totally not invented so you can watch porn in public
Who wants to watch porn and not smack their sausage? This is a pointless invention

2016-01-25 16:18
+14
Yea! go feed bears ppl its awsome
This is the fakest shit I've ever seen. Polar bears are the only animal on earth that targets humans as a source of food. This thing would naturally wanna eat you let alone if you went near its baby

2016-01-23 21:23
+18
350k a year and he just shows up to training
This isn't that impressive... he still has to do all the physical training but never plays, which means no trophies for him if his team wins them (City do) plus 350k a year is nothing to a football player. There's player's on his team on 300k per week

2016-01-22 22:22
+9
We've all been there
You clearly haven't been around here long haha this meme is old as fuck, haven't seen it in awhile tho

2016-01-21 05:12
+23
Back in my day
It's an English cereal. I don't know what your equivalent is but cocopops are basically chocolate rice krispies if that helps.

2016-01-21 05:04
+3
Trump
Seriously tho if you were him would you even risk eating out? You know in a few weeks a video will probably turn up on worldstar of some guy fucking that burger then serving it up to him

2016-01-12 19:40
+49
This guy is a YouTube'er isn't he?

2016-01-11 15:37
+53
In your face
This is a mixture of truth and horse shit. This story is true but she never replied with that and she only has 3 academy awards

2016-01-05 10:01
+1
Harmony
The English played football (soccer) with the Germans on Christmas. Then after shook hands and went back to killing each other. Quite sad when you think about it

2015-12-12 15:34
+32
maybe they are too kawaii
They're pretty attractive

2015-12-12 11:33
+36
._.
Bit extreme but you probably have good parents. My cock womble of a dad allowed my kid brother to do this and now he has a kid on the way

2015-12-11 09:26
+40
Scary
The original idea for this was fucking terrifying sounding. The 1 at the back was gonna be like 7ft and rip doors off and shit and the bottom left was gonna help the family to fight them off. He didn't like how scary it was becoming so went a different way

2015-12-10 04:10
+9
It's real fun, I promise!
There's no such thing as chicks with dicks, only guys with tits

2015-12-04 08:42
+31
Ohhh
Is it just me or did this trailer kinda make you worry about this film? The original teaser seemed so dark and awesome but this gave me a green lantern vibe rather then a TDK vibe

2015-12-04 08:40
+29
Impressive Detroit
I'm confused, why did you bring up Liverpool?

2015-12-03 23:28
+7
Impressive Detroit
Is it really that bad? Like be honest is Detroit literally this insane

2015-12-03 23:25
+15
Clark Kent kinda looks like superman does he not?
If you were following this film at all you obviously would have known doomsday is the villain. Did people actually think Batman and superman were just gonna scrap the whole film

2015-12-03 23:21
+28
title hates his mom
Pretty sure it's a son and not a daughter

2015-11-27 11:31
+5
Shame this fooget
"Knife wielding pedophile from stabbing kids at his chess club" Seriously pedophile fucking disgust me. Props to this old fellow

2015-11-24 19:45
+5
Very true.
Whomever made this meme clearly has no idea about pro wrestling because you'd know they're an integral part of the business.

2015-11-23 23:02
+9
if only *sigh*
-cont He was a gg boxing champion. He knocked like 11 guys out in 3days and everyone stopped trying to fight each other

2015-11-22 23:36
+29
if only *sigh*
This reminds me of this fight thing from school. People would put a note in your locker with their locker number then you'd meet up and fight behind this maintenance lock up, long story short we put my cousins number in like 25 lockers

2015-11-22 23:35
+41
thanksgiving
All I can think when I look at this is "When he puts the tip in"

2015-11-20 14:12
+16
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I remember my first gf, woke up and my sheets were fucking covered in blood, got her period. I was disgusted and embarrassed for her so to avoid hurting her feelings I left and pretended that I got up in the night to play ps3 and didn't see anything.

2015-11-20 12:59
+18
Zero Chills
That's not true. Went about 2weeks once and actually blew a small load, inactivity I guess.

2015-11-18 21:53
+1
Run
My friend did this, I was shocked! He started sucking my nutsack like a crazy person then we fucked, all good tho we said no homo

2015-11-07 18:41
+29
.________.
Seriously I'm completely down for equality between men and women but you dirty fucking feminazis need to jump off a poxy bridge with your bullshit. Makes me sick how many of these filthy dogs stitch up innocent guys.

2015-11-05 20:42
+51
Twat
David Cameron, priminister of England. Yes he's a twat and he also gets head from dead pigs.

2015-11-05 20:39
+20
.
Coutinho > Chelsea

2015-11-04 05:54
+4
There's this super hot gel in my PE class
She seems like a stuck up bitch anyway, plus her hair looks fucking stupid. You keep at it Gabe

2015-10-27 06:06
+52
Illeagles are dank
These are normally pretty good but this one is shit.

2015-10-24 22:03
+12
Damn right fool
Who the fuck is illegally downloading this turds music anyway I've sat on the toilet and shit things that sound better.

2015-10-24 18:24
+16
.
I mean porn helped when I lost my virginity but yeah It's not a realistic version of sex but we all knew that right?

2015-10-15 11:35
+61
Im gonna do it
his face

2015-10-15 11:33
+12
I need a tiny stegosaurus. What tiny dinosaur do you want?
Welcome to Jurassic park

2015-10-15 11:33
+19
everything falls
But yoga pants

2015-10-14 18:35
+10
Mega-man
Are people still doing this?

2015-10-14 18:34
+13
Murica
I'm not a racist I've got a colour tv

2015-10-14 18:34
+19
Appeeling Banana

2015-10-14 18:33
+1
best friends
My mate showed me his girls nudes once, now they're married and I've seen a video of her fingering her butt hole be careful boys.

2015-10-14 18:33
+62
Oh no... Plz...

2015-10-14 17:32
+36
2nd comment hates their mama
Then you open paint until she goes away so you can continue watching Octopus rape squad 4

2015-10-14 17:31
+20
Oh.....
These comments are gonna be interesting

2015-10-14 17:31
+40
Amen
Allah snackbar

2015-10-12 13:03
+24
Pfffff
She looks like she got worse

2015-10-12 13:02
+557
generations
Pretty sure she's the parent

2015-09-23 02:19
+6
Gg delta air
I feel like this isn't legal

2015-09-23 02:14
+62
Girls

2015-09-14 11:02
+47
they mature faster I think.
You know who could open that jar? MY MUM

2015-09-14 11:02
+53
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When I hear Christian I think of Edge and Christian, not religion.

2015-09-14 11:01
-10
Uhm...
I'm reading the bible mum

2015-09-14 11:00
+93
.
Antman

2015-09-07 19:35
+43
.
I loved it when he first shrinks and that polish guy shouts GYPSY MAGIC

2015-09-07 19:34
+26
when you love Hot Cheetos sooo much
Even socks

2015-09-07 19:33
+17
.
I thought my dogs only did this

2015-09-06 11:10
+37
Ewww
I forgive them because they gave us 6foot blondes and Zlatan.

2015-09-02 14:32
+20
.
I always used to snigger at people for eating huge amounts of food and ordering a diet coke but it turns out some people prefer the taste

2015-09-02 14:31
+15
MECHADICK
Nope he has no sensation, it's just for intimacy. He literally pushes a button and fluid from his stomach fills the implant. He has 1 testicle still so he can have children, they're figuring out if they can hook that up somehow to the implant.

2015-09-02 03:29
+12
I WANT SPIDER-MAN!!!!
Anybody seen the trailer yet? It's pretty awesome

2015-08-31 00:35
+12
hammer eyebrow
Honestly as a man who frequents bars with ladies in them, I never knew there was so many eyebrow designs

2015-08-31 00:32
+9
fifa 16 so realist
I see you Sanchez, I see you.

2015-08-30 23:51
+12
everyday is a leg day för Roberto Carlos
Imo the best LB of all time. Who remembers the free-kick!

2015-08-30 23:47
+21
Gotem
Exactly. They would have dragged him around the city by his testicles then gutted him in the streets.

2015-08-26 04:50
+34
....
I honestly don't get it. She looks like Groucho Marx in a wig

2015-08-24 12:31
+5
....
I feel especially dirty when I to Bonnie Rotten. She's so fucking gross looking but

2015-08-24 12:30
0
That sonogram
I don't give a shit about either 1 of them but 25 and 18 is not news worthy. 16 is the legal age of consent where I'm from, so this wouldn't even be a thing.

2015-08-20 22:35
+2
Un-alive
Spectacular Spiderman I believe

2015-08-14 19:06
+8
when your gf is taller than you
You're 6'1 and you hit your head a lot? I'm 6'8 and I never hit anything... you must be going out of your way to hit things lad.

2015-08-12 12:11
+5
Title?
Being "proud" of something you had nothing to do with (like your race) is just fucking pathetic. We're all humans, stop the labels ffs

2015-08-08 01:27
+3
Feels good man
What bird do the blue-ish eggs come from?

2015-07-20 23:36
+6
Attack on Titan
What does everyone think of the trailer?

2015-07-20 23:35
+21
;(
A basement kitchen? The hell you living, the Whitehouse or some shit

2015-07-20 23:34
+39
.
Their beef is Infact true but Kevin Smith loves the 89 Batman. Also Burton has been quoted as a lover of comics/graphic novel's. He's in the footnotes of the killing joke. This all started because of Superman:Lives. Burton criticized Smith's screenplay.

2015-07-20 09:44
+22
Touching story
Hopefully the rumours are true. Netflix doing their own car show with these guys

2015-07-20 01:04
+95
Dont be a nice guy
I'm a leather wearing alcoholic so... how you doin

2015-07-19 00:57
+8

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