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  Time change meme

  That would be a brutal fire picket watch

  2024-11-04 22:26

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  Bird is playing dead

  This bird is clearly a Monty Python fan

  2024-09-10 22:00

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  Good on her

  This guy gets it

  2024-02-13 21:50

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  COD

  At this point, I don't think they'd know what to do with a new idea IF they had one.

  2024-01-17 21:46

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  Maui fireworks

  Driving from Pearl City to Waikiki on the 4th of July was wild. Hard to focus on the road when it seemed like every block had its own major display. I've NEVER seen anything remotely close here in Canada. Great memory.

  2024-01-04 23:43

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  Maybe we should build houses with legos

  Not even machines deserve that level of suffering

  2023-09-05 00:11

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  Can't stop the A-Train baby!

  After a quick Google it actually looks like he placed first. Good on him for being able to recover.

  2023-07-29 01:29

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  Does dad know?

  Great movie

  2023-07-06 23:26

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  No Air Arnie

  Very underrated line

  2023-01-14 22:56

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  Bruh

  Can confirm on the Hawaiian spam being in security boxes. Just saw it a couple weeks ago at a Walmart in Honolulu.

  2022-07-07 04:49

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  ok

  

  2022-06-09 23:27

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  Best electrical box installation

  I hope that they just used different length bolts, and it's not uneven pressure causing some to be longer than the other.

  2022-03-11 00:16

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  6-9 cav out of Fort Hood

  That kids, is how you take a soil sample with your barrel.

  2021-11-14 23:41

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  Boop

  This has Dr. Evil in the maximum security prison vibes.

  2021-09-17 22:17

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  150%

  "Beetlebot, Beetlebot, Beetlebot..."

  2021-08-30 23:48

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  Woow

  Nah man, it's all about Absorption

  2021-08-19 23:27

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  The pain is real

  Inaccurate: Atlantic Canada and the Territories should not be on there.

  2021-06-27 22:46

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  I'd go see it

  "what ya lookin at my gut fer?" - Philadelphia Collins

  2021-06-05 23:58

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  That's some muscular armor...

  Bat-nipples

  2021-05-24 22:20

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  Pbs

  San Andreas jetpack code is forever engraved in my brain

  2021-04-30 01:04

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  God is with me \('o')/

  Grateful that Mummy Memes are a thing

  2021-04-24 00:27

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  USA! USA!

  But how many football fields long is it?

  2021-03-29 00:55

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  That's good. Took me a minute.

  Onion eyez'd

  2021-02-06 00:58

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  Me making memes about Nevada even though I live in a smal...

  Wawaweewa

  2020-11-07 00:45

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  Rest in peace Blake

  *F*

  2020-05-08 02:30

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  April

  Praise be to Solaire of Astora!

  2020-04-02 00:42

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  Swingers.....

  Dick Crishin' Cheddar, not to be confused with Sweet Chili Pile Driver.

  2019-09-02 23:51

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  It really do be like that.

  ...if you use enough CLP*

  2019-08-28 23:05

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  Poor Doggo

  ...same

  2019-08-13 23:11

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  Hot diggity

  Oh he got shot... With insulin.

  2019-08-13 00:06

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  P

  Cooler if he was our Prime Minister though

  2019-07-15 23:43

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  Honestly came to the comment section just to write "39 Years Youg".

  2019-05-22 22:06

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  Marty

  Hail Marty! Hail our robot overlords!

  2019-04-14 23:13

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  I always said chugga twice growing up

  Chungas ***

  2019-03-19 21:28

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  oof

  Legen... wait for it....

  2019-02-13 21:09

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  Boobies

  It's a bit nipply out there.

  2019-01-30 21:46

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  Hmm

  NEW BRUNSWICK!!!

  2019-01-26 10:06

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  Wtf...

  In Canada we also just call it "Scouts".

  2019-01-13 22:08

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  That's my gf

  SOOOOOMMMEEEE BOOODYYY once told me the world is going to roll me...

  2018-12-27 00:53

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  title.

  Same here...

  2018-12-27 00:46

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  Forgot to turn off the Flash

  

  2018-07-03 23:09

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  F

  I dunno, if LPOTL has taught me anything I have my doubts that there isn't more disturbing. I feel like Ed Gein might have a set made out of his mom.

  2018-06-28 22:10

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  I want a big tiddy goth gf

  

  2018-06-27 23:07

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  I want a big tiddy goth gf

  thank you for your service

  2018-06-27 23:06

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  I want a big tiddy goth gf

  

  2018-06-27 23:01

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  I can relate

  Your Grandmudder must not love you very much if you have to look for non-expired food. I almost have to fight mine not to feed me... Maybe it's just a Newfoundland thing.

  2018-06-21 22:20

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  I can relate

  Bad like expired milk?

  2018-06-21 22:18

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  ISUCKDICKS

  Love MFP and CICO - fell off the wagon during finals but now that graduation is coming up I can start again. This post reminded me to reset my reminders so I can feel some guilt and keep track.

  2018-04-30 22:08

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  There is nothing that can cure my Depre-

  Oh man this womps.

  2018-04-13 22:34

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  IDIOT

  My fireteam partner's 5.56 shell casing went into my glove while reaching for a new mag. Talk about sh*t luck - just another scar or "operational souvenir".

  2018-04-13 22:21

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  Painfully accurate, but applies for enlisted to enlisted ...

  Do I sense a Marine?

  2018-03-18 22:37

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  Destiny....!!

  Also had this happen with my girlfriend! We have a photo from almost 10 years ago of us as strangers from different provinces at a scout camp.

  2018-03-18 22:27

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  Can't understand....

  Now I have quite a few tattoos so I can't say much - but this fella looks like what happens when you leave a toddler with a marker unsupervised for a few minutes. Suddenly they've drawn all-over themselves, the walls, and the dog.

  2018-03-18 22:21

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  da

  Thank you! Just looked it up and read about her story. Certainly a ballsy move on their part, when I go to sea next week I'll be thinking of this!

  2018-03-18 22:14

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  BRAAAAAWWWLLLLLL

  S T E A M E D H A M S

  2018-03-09 23:26

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  how rude

  

  2018-03-07 23:24

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  Title

  I feel like I'm in the grey zone being born in '96 but I definitely wish I could have experienced more of the 90s and earlier 2000s.

  2018-02-28 22:54

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  making memes on wordpad

  < Making memes in AutoCad

  2018-02-26 23:07

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  Beautiful

  I'm surprised nobody has mentioned that it says "...when ice freezes" yet. You're welcome.

  2018-02-19 22:07

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  Tis true

  Toast Sandwhich: Buttered toast between two pieces of bread - yes, it's sad and it's real.

  2018-02-18 00:53

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  Trew

  This is the style of meme people used to email in 2000. I'd give it one

  2018-02-08 23:04

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  DA WHEY

  *spit*

  2018-01-07 22:21

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  DA WHEY

  *click*

  2018-01-07 22:20

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  EAT THE POO POO

  *spit noises*

  2018-01-05 23:46

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  *x files theme plays*

  "Chem trails turned my frog gay." - Alex Jones

  2018-01-04 23:50

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  Like it says, what is this guy doing?

  Considering it looks like the closest rifleman is laying down some good old fashioned family 5.56 fun. I'd say buddy is shitting his shorts and jumping into cover so "Johnny Jihad" doesn't get him a pine box trip ticket home.

  2018-01-01 01:42

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  Jam

  Just ordered a box because this post, thanks OP! My roommate is gonna have a great surprise when he comes back from holiday.

  2017-12-20 22:34

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  OC meme do not steal

  As mush as I hate to say it after seeing the EA logo... I'd buy this game to use the Shwartz.

  2017-12-11 22:09

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  Are horses secretly dragons

  When you pause halfway and see your ex.

  2017-11-13 23:00

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  Be innovative....

  Yeee*

  2017-11-13 22:35

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  Chaaan chaaan Chaaaaaaan

  I am groot.

  2017-05-07 01:07

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  Mxc

  *intro guitar riff starts*

  2017-04-19 23:47

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  Can't smash this

  It was me lol

  2017-04-14 11:46

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  Can't smash this

  Just doing my part.

  2017-04-14 11:46

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  Can't smash this

  Yeah it was me lol

  2017-04-14 11:45

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  How big

  Mullet level should always match your horsepower. That's why I walk.

  2017-04-14 01:02

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  Can't smash this

  Shoshauna Routley

  2017-04-14 00:57

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  Can't smash this

  Bingo: Shoshauna Routley - cyclist.

  2017-04-14 00:57

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  Can't smash this

  ...and now we wait.

  2017-04-14 00:53

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  Can't smash this

  Just commenting in hopes of finding out who she is or what sport this is. It's unfair how cute she is.

  2017-04-14 00:52

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  ISIS tactical brothel.

  2017-03-17 01:34

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  ...

  Glad we're all on the same page. This meme is T H I C C.

  2017-03-17 01:26

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  Girls on social media

  We don't serve to get injured or die, we serve to protect our country.

  2017-03-10 23:35

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  International women day when they can do this *possible r...

  This seems like a Letterkenny Ad.

  2017-03-10 23:30

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  ¼

  After I clued in I think I was just angry and how clever and groan-worthy this is.

  2017-03-10 23:15

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  Borkus

  My first thought was this. Glad I'm not alone.

  2017-03-09 23:49

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  The dangers of dipshits with boats

  Navy all the way.

  2017-03-09 00:37

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  Any colorblind memedroiders?

  I can see differences between all of the examples but when it comes to the various colour blindness tests (Ishihara tests) that I have attempted for multiple optometrists I'm supposed to be almost completely colourblind.

  2017-02-06 23:23

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  Sovengarde Awaits!

  10/10 notice no difference between PS4 remaster and PS3 original.

  2017-02-03 00:37

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  Original copy

  Hipsters, Flannel, and a Maple Leafs jersey in the corner? This isn't Brooklyn, this is the losers club in Toronto.

  2017-02-02 23:45

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  yeah

  Please come to Brazil.

  2017-01-13 00:29

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  Novagecko pls

  Didn't even know it was more than an app. I'm amazed.

  2016-12-30 00:59

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  VR horror games are fun

  Just here to find out what game this is.

  2016-12-24 00:53

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  100th comment is my Girlfriend

  No.

  2016-11-13 23:41

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  Officers

  Spot on, carry on.

  2016-10-18 00:43

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  Title

  Are we all ignoring the horrendous form of that salute. I'd certainly hope a Sr. Officer would know how to salute.

  2016-10-09 06:21

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  Title

  Service stripes are for the (American?) Army only. In the Navy, Officers wear their rank on their sleeve instead of their upper arm. Cheers lad.

  2016-10-09 06:19

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  Nipple me sideways

  "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." - George W. Bush

  2016-10-03 23:58

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  That beard

  Still a hipster because that's not within regulation.

  2016-09-30 01:39

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  Triggering

  I'd say I'm triggered but a more proper term would be "trigger engaged". Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttt.

  2016-09-16 02:03

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