Bizzmoff

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53 Memes

Bizzmoff | 2025-03-31 06:45

Dongs in a Tornado

84% 251

Bizzmoff | 2025-03-22 04:42

Dongs in a Trap

41% 259

Bizzmoff | 2025-03-22 00:05

Dongs in a Cat Flap

85% 275

Bizzmoff | 2025-03-22 00:04

Dongs in a vending machine

Vending Machine

96% 686

Bizzmoff | 2024-12-25 14:49

As he should have

84% 332

Bizzmoff | 2024-11-20 11:50

Deitz Nuützen

89% 439

Bizzmoff | 2024-10-09 08:40

I sought the LORD and He answered me and delivered me from all my fears

74% 267

Bizzmoff | 2024-09-23 05:38

But is she certified?

Forklift Goth Emo Forklift Certified Forklift

92% 406

Bizzmoff | 2024-09-23 01:54

Dongs in a cloud

The Cloud Internet

85% 315

Bizzmoff | 2024-09-21 16:09

I need to mow the grass

88% 626

Bizzmoff | 2024-09-18 23:42

Insert title

84% 293

Bizzmoff | 2024-09-17 14:04

Get wet with my drizzle...

89% 428

Bizzmoff | 2024-09-16 08:51

Real MVP

84% 241

Bizzmoff | 2024-09-03 18:20

Swamp Ape

86% 306

Bizzmoff | 2024-08-29 02:43

The price is wrong

71% 221

Bizzmoff | 2024-06-28 16:51

I'm worried / Need money

Kate Lavrentios Juiciness

30% 357

Bizzmoff | 2023-10-04 19:18

I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!

49% 365

Bizzmoff | 2023-09-21 14:05

Time to take out that 160 year mortgage!

77% 325

Bizzmoff | 2023-09-21 13:13

Parenting 101

77% 391

Bizzmoff | 2023-08-30 22:30

AliExpress has Zero Chill

58% 335

Latest comments

your mom's "that's what I call music" CD from 2003 featur...
I recently gave my 16 year old daughter my CD collection. She showed it off to her online friends. Now, because of strangers approval, I'm "cool".

1d
+1
My dad and his duck Nicholas are backyard goals
Excellent! Another fan of Uncle Ben

2025-05-08 20:22
+1
Not the hero we deserve but the one we need
I'm glad I'm not the only one that saw that

2025-05-07 12:51
+11
Fresh out the shower and already sweating like a sinner
The shower didn't take

2025-05-06 20:49
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Heating up my kid’s plush like a cartoon villain
My daughter has a chicken one, it's for cramppy time.

2025-05-06 20:38
+4
What 3 Laws?
Maybe there was a bee

2025-05-03 23:45
+1
If she asks you to "give her a minute," be afraid. Be VER...
On a big comfy couch

2025-05-03 23:34
+8
Corporate speak hit so hard I thought it was a parody sketch
I heard my mayor use "synergy" at a conference Thursday

2025-05-03 10:55
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The IQ of Redditers is a spring day... in Celsius
This is correct. Tip good, take friends to lunch, give awesome Christmas gifts.

2025-04-30 18:41
+3
The IQ of Redditers is a spring day... in Celsius
I will tell you what a friend did in a similar situation. $500 Amazon gift cards from stores that don't report. Some do so ask first. Don't pay cash for a car - IRS gets a letter. Keep cash buys under $10k. No bank deposits! No pics of the money! Be quiet.

2025-04-30 18:38
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Concorde literally saved a guy with a snakebite serum spe...
I love the F-111 Aardvark. The 2 pilots sit side by side.

2025-04-28 21:10
+1
Me: *wishing for more* My friend: everything's overrated....
The point of the meme is that the friend has the best of everything, especially the Shrek TV.

2025-04-27 21:32
+1
Nooooooooo
I heard Darius Rucker was drinking too much and hitting on girls at the Masters.

2025-04-27 21:18
+1
Without Sacrifice.. Nothing is worth it
He said it was probably Mobile Suit Gundam 0083: Stardust Memory.

2025-04-18 21:41
+13
Without Sacrifice.. Nothing is worth it
My bro's an anime nerd, I'll see if he knows...

2025-04-18 21:29
+4
Stop making fun of my eyebrows, they’ve been through en...
His electric guitar is the stuff of nightmares

2025-04-16 23:17
+2
School: Do well or end up a garbage man. Reality: Garbage...
I drove a grapple truck for the city and had the same state retirement as my wife, a school teacher, plus better health insurance. Plus it was fun

2025-04-11 22:50
+9
Man and gopher accidentally become coworkers
Biggerton Ounce?

2025-04-08 22:24
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no
I love that tax software cost $140 USD this year. I remember doing it on paper for free back in the 90's.

2025-04-06 21:07
+1
Blind
You could at least have the decency to put an arch in that

2025-04-06 17:15
0
My kid inherited my personality and now my wife’s scared
Best prison musical montage leading up to an escape in film ever

2025-04-03 16:53
+4
DIY flamethrower
I wonder if that's Wesley

2025-04-02 17:11
+5
When the homeowner says they did the wiring themselves
I require a CO for rental property if it has a gas appliance or attached garage. I've never fined anyone and want the best for tenants and landlords.

2025-04-01 19:10
+1
When the homeowner says they did the wiring themselves
I'm in Alabama and work for the building department of a small city. All new construction is inspected and all electricians are licensed. In the county, nobody cares.

2025-04-01 16:50
+2
Leaf blower costume blew me away literally
Apparently it pays well

2025-03-26 18:17
+5
Obvi
I knew this but DuckDuckGo's AI phrases it a lot better.

2025-03-25 19:16
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Obvi
These devices have been used since the Apollo missions to gather data about the Moon's movement and other scientific measurements.

2025-03-25 19:15
+1
Obvi
The mirrors on the Moon, known as retroreflectors, were left by Apollo astronauts to measure the distance between the Earth and the Moon by bouncing laser beams off them.

2025-03-25 19:15
+3
Obvi
The radio communications from Apollo were being monitored by multiple agencies from multiple countries. They originated from the correct positions between the Earth and the Moon as they traveled.

2025-03-25 19:12
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hear me out...
I know it's foolish to argue on the internet. I love my job and the people I work with. I also love serving the citizens of our city.

2025-03-24 20:57
+2
hear me out...
This idea is currently logistical impossible. Body cams have only a few hours of battery. Firefighters work days at a time. Police work 12 hour shifts. You can't be recorded your whole shift if you do more than sit at a desk.

2025-03-24 17:43
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hear me out...
Our investigations department deals with sex crimes. Those victims and situations must be kept private. Cases must be built and the public cannot be privy to that information.

2025-03-24 13:40
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hear me out...
We're talking about two different things. I am subject to the mayor and the public for my job, yes. You can't slap an Axon on every city employee. We know things that must be kept private. Our revenue dept is under an NDA.

2025-03-24 13:38
-1
hear me out...
"At all times" is a ridiculous expectation. We handle sensitive data, some have signed NDAs, investigations build cases, etc. We are protecting peoples privacy.

2025-03-24 10:36
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hear me out...
My wife's 6th grade classroom is always being recorded. It protects the students and teachers.

2025-03-24 10:24
+9
mostly peaceful terrorists
I think the evidence will eventually come to light that Pelosi wanted the protest to enter the Capitol. Ray Epps (Fed) finally got arrested. I think he needs intense interrogation.

2025-03-23 20:35
+10
mostly peaceful terrorists
I missed the Yeti revolt. Why do/did we hate them?

2025-03-23 20:28
+7
Pool rules: No diarrhea. Just vibes.
I went through a pool and spa manager class a while back. Diarrhea is different than regular feces. Solid is gross but nowhere near as bad as diarrhea. It contains E. coli, Shigella, and Cryptosporidium. You should shut the pool down after an incident.

2025-03-22 08:29
0
The priest who wrestled to feed an orphanage
Get that corn outta my face!

2025-03-20 00:10
+1
Pewpew
Probably seeing zombies again

2025-03-17 07:06
0
Taking out the trash
He kicked his own butt

2025-03-15 23:55
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news
That's my take as well. So much for standing by your man.

2025-03-14 17:33
+4
levelling the playing field
If you had to care for dementia patients, you would appreciate circumcision. Old men can't keep their bits clean, and it invites infection.

2025-03-13 22:22
+1
Animal work from the 1800s
Just focus on finding basic employment. I promise it's easier to get hired if you're already working. You've got this!

2025-03-13 22:14
+2
Stairway to heaven meme
"Bonzo"

2025-03-13 07:52
+3
Skating cat
That's kibrit_skatecat on Instagram if anyone's interested. I love her and her friends!

2025-03-12 21:23
+3
Young Sportacus
Magnús Scheving is a real life super hero.

2025-03-12 21:06
+2
Yamaha's products
Huh, didn't know that.

2025-03-12 18:40
+1
Time Masheen
Bingo! The Time Masheen Narrator: Tom Kenny

2025-03-04 19:36
+1
Kangaroos are natural fighters
RIP Big Ounce

2025-03-04 19:12
+6
Kangaroos are natural fighters
Follow for liking Uncle Ben

2025-03-04 19:11
+7
Fun fact about the venus fly
I believe Hank, but every Venus Fly Trap I've owned was missing the flower. I would feed them wet cat food.

2025-03-03 17:57
+3
Remember no woman like this is worth it
Bullet dodged

2025-03-01 22:49
+6
Donkey love
I love donkeys, mules, not so much.

2025-02-28 20:05
+2
The Vulcan howl
Hey, I remember that. Wasn't it atmospheric / electromagnetic?

2025-02-27 21:15
0
here wig go
...also knows how to swim and has at least one friend. She's probably a very nice and fun person.

2025-02-24 23:34
0
Not a good time to be in the brestaurant business.
I told my wife we have Hooters at home. She said my eyes are up here.

2025-02-23 14:41
+1
dongs in a message
Is this for drone attack deflection?

2025-02-23 14:08
-1
Harlem Globetrotters from the 1960s
Krusty's Accountant: Let me get this straight. You took all the money you made franchising your name and bet it *against* the Harlem Globetrotters? Krusty the Clown: Oh, I thought the Generals were due!

2025-02-23 00:24
+1
Title goes here
Chris is quick witted

2025-02-23 00:20
0
Title goes here
He likes wet beavers

2025-02-23 00:19
0
Deer accident meme
Not all cities are like that. I love our mayor and council.

2025-02-21 19:05
0
Deer accident meme
Former Street Department worker here. I picked up many a deer with my grapple truck. Usually, within minutes of the call. Not all local government workers are lazy.

2025-02-21 18:59
-1
Oil rig worker
I've heard drillstem becomes slightly radioactive after use.

2025-02-19 11:01
0
Acrobatics
I wonder if a circus family ever competed in an Olympic style competition

2025-02-19 00:04
0
Clash of clans sick gameplay
I've been playing Transformers Earthwars for over 8.5 years and it's got some long building upgrade times like that. I don't care because it's fun and there's plenty to do.

2025-02-18 23:59
0
wow what a Monday
Was it a Kawasaki Concours?

2025-02-17 20:07
+1
CEO of Ryanair Airlines has a taxi company just for him
That tracks

2025-02-17 07:45
+6
Round Peg, Square Hole
Underrated comment

2025-02-15 16:43
+1
Evil? Vicious? But wookit dem fuzzy soft ears!
Sure, I guess if you could raise it from a pup. I don't want something living in my house they can bite my face off.

2025-02-12 09:26
+1
bunny and cat
I think that is a Belgian Hare.

2025-02-12 07:12
0
Evil? Vicious? But wookit dem fuzzy soft ears!
Could be worse, could have gotten a wolf

2025-02-12 07:01
+3
Trying to stay positive
Moss!

2025-02-11 20:43
0
No Man's Sky devs rn
I didn't like it at first, but it grew on me. It's my goto chill out game now.

2025-02-11 20:28
+1
Ben Stiller about Tropic Thunder
Dodgeball, Zoolander (not #2), Heavyweights, Happy Gilmore (uncredited), Something About Mary, Meet the Parents, Anchorman, Night at the Museum, Madagascar, Blades of Glory, Megamind...

2025-02-11 20:23
0
A wholesome landlord
I don't know if this meme is fake or not but we did have a nice man let us live rent free in a little house he had. We covered utilities. He just wanted someone to keep it up.

2025-02-11 20:14
+2
Lyft not available
She will pass away soon if she doesn't get help. She's probably too far gone already.

2025-02-11 19:55
+4
opening a dam's gate after years
Classic. Saw it on our Honeymoon back in '96.

2025-02-10 13:55
+3
Great idea
A YouTuber did it with SAS and they slaughtered the normal guys.

2025-02-08 14:28
+1
Guinea pig enjoying music
Potato

2025-02-07 18:15
+3
the dog form the memes!
My friends have 3. They said they're like potato chips, you can't eat just one. Oh no

2025-02-05 21:42
+1
dinosaur mummy
God made us curious and gave us the intelligence to discover more and more about Him and His creation. This is the most amazing time to be alive with all the discoveries being made almost daily. We are just a few decades away from walking on another planet

2025-02-05 21:37
0
dinosaur mummy
I'm a Christian with a degree in Christian Studies and Philosophy plus currently study astronomy. Militant young earthers have caused much harm to the cause of Christ. There should be intelligent debate on subjects that are not critical to salvation.

2025-02-05 21:32
0
dinosaur mummy
Mesozoic Park - it has a nice ring to it

2025-02-05 21:17
+4
Just a normal dude Tom Welling
He did get arrested last week in an Arby's parking lot.

2025-02-05 17:45
+2
The cunningham's law
Wrong you're thinking of the Dunder Mifflin effect

2025-02-04 19:56
0
Deer looking for problems
His kicks were pretty good.

2025-02-04 19:45
-1
piston speed
Air cooled

2025-02-04 10:15
+2
This is the size of a Golden Eagle
University of Southern Mississippi Golden Eagles

2025-02-03 21:10
0
Will be a sad day for her when he's gone
IP Man does this too, check and see what she's watching.

2025-02-02 07:47
+1
KABOOM
Hospice workers are like doctors welcoming babies into the world except they're with the terminal as they make the transition into their new (hopefully) Heavenly home. It's a special calling.

2025-02-01 18:13
+4
KABOOM
You're not racist. I'm white, but would feel better if the surgeon's last name is Indian sounding. Who wants to hear a "y'all" just before going under?

2025-02-01 18:03
+4
He's ready for voice acting
Butch Hartman

2025-01-30 18:41
0
May your be a constant reminder of your parent's Valentin...
Yeah, that's me.

2025-01-28 20:40
0
Continuous elevator
I've never seen these before. What does my friend in a wheelchair do?

2025-01-28 20:25
+2
NERF OR NOTHING
A coworker and I have Nerf guns in our city vehicles and will "drive-by" each other on occasion.

2025-01-28 20:02
+2
Fuckin eh
I've always loved DQ

2025-01-26 15:08
+1
Logging truck chaos
Clean--up on aisle 5

2025-01-24 19:17
0
I'm sorry doggo, i'll be back
Silicone Valley - another Mike Judge masterpiece

2025-01-21 07:21
0
mom and lil sloth sleeping
or them abs

2025-01-15 16:17
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