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  Title is based af

  The "danger" is that they will most likely breed & keep the human race going. Unlike those retarded woke people

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  You can tell this is AI because she's not dancing on Char...

  Right? The fucked up part is that this is fairly close.

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  A dog haha

  If you've seen Chimps attack, you'd not be so "embarrassed." Pretty sure a Chimp could easily kill a wolf

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  ranked match

  What is this from? I mean the meme format

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  Simple question

  I miss Yahoo answers

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  Still got rules

  I'm so bad with shit like this that, while I'm pacing & on the phone, I imagine geometric shapes existing on the floor based on where wall corners & doorways might project lines out that intercede & I don't step on those imaginary lines either

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  off grid

  I see it even has the superior operating system

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  5K any%

  I'm highly skilled & immensely proficient in the methamphetamological arts - A CrackHead

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  right wing freaks

  Tell me you don't know what right wing politics looks like without telling me you don't know what right wing politics looks like

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  album scam

  Probably about a 50/50 ratio of all of them.

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  For the republic

  Le Bõrk

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  Mr Brightside strikes again

  I worked graveyard shift at a bar in Vegas. When people would start playing garbage music I would put in like 4 songs of the LONGEST progressive rock epics I could & NOBODY could play anything for over an hour. They'd put money in & go "WHEN IS MY SONG?"

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  aging patch

  He fed his whole family & paid for all their bills as a SHOE SALESMAN. I currently make luxury stone countertops & can't afford to buy a house

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  Tech solution

  "I looked into the anti data center sentiment & it's Chinese bots! In no way is it people merely listening to what those pushing data centers have to say & taking their awful word for it" -Mr Wonderful

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  Tat

  Atheists don't have scripture, written across various continents, over thousands of years, by many different authors who never met, yet were able to predict many things & hyperlink each other's work in both directions over 60k times.

  2026-06-01 19:48

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  Lizard

  Sooooooo true

  2026-06-01 19:42

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  Tat

  They're called demons. They don't care if you believe in them or not. They're real regardless.

  2026-06-01 15:59

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  Summer cinema

  They look related

  2026-06-01 10:54

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  He will say something very offensive when you pull the st...

  Freeze! Or the ______ gets it!

  2026-06-01 10:03

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  Actually fair

  You'd think this'd be a no brainer

  2026-05-31 19:19

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  wife gameplay

  Yeah it's wasn't a "my mom said no" it was a "I'm off to get laid & I don't need to tell you lot the details."

  2026-05-31 18:16

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  That hits harder

  Damn, man. Those new sequels really put the prequels into perspective. We didn't know how good we had it.

  2026-05-29 13:19

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  Claude went nuclear

  I could hang with that dude. I once melted a brand new Hemi 300C cuz boss said "stop questioning me" then told me to take it out to show customers w/no fluids in it. I knew. He didn't. I didn't question him. MELTED the engine.

  2026-05-29 10:27

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  ferrari moment

  That's about the most boring looking Ferrari I've ever seen

  2026-05-29 10:22

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  clown husband

  Well he couldn't tell you what his side hustle is, you might've thought it was a joke!

  2026-05-29 10:17

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  enough ai

  Fake and ghey. The future is here.

  2026-05-29 10:12

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  brain gains

  *for our mp3 PLAYERS

  2026-05-29 10:10

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  Raised by daylight

  I remember spending a huge amount of time either playing outside (with or w/out friends) & riding bikes all over town.

  2026-05-28 13:13

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  Meme

  Get the fuck away from big cities

  2026-05-27 17:13

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  L Rockstar

  Not getting it. Nope. How they treat GTA online? "We upped Arena wars rewards." Did u fix the short ass find-players time? "No." Then it's still unplayable!!! F U

  2026-05-27 11:19

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  Ugh

  It's all Fungi669's fault! What a jerk!

  2026-05-26 21:10

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  Character development

  Then those women are f@&&0+s

  2026-05-26 20:53

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  real love

  We kinda figured we lost a lot of them cuz of how old the PCs were (windows xp & Mac Leopard). But I used a hard drive dock & was able to access EVERYTHING from my laptop.

  2026-05-26 20:52

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  Character development

  I'll never understand where some people get the ability to go do this shit. Cheating, I mean. Like do you NOT want a real relationship? I don't see how you do that if YOU are serious yourself

  2026-05-26 13:57

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  real love

  I did this for my wife. She used to say "I wish we had pictures of us. We didn't take enough pictures of us throughout our life." Still had 2 of our PCs from our life. All the digital pics she took were still there. Saved all in multiple locations. :gcha

  2026-05-26 11:54

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  context helped

  Cats: Jokes on you, we're into that shit!

  2026-05-26 11:47

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  Cruise office setup

  Fuckin jealousy

  2026-05-26 11:45

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  AI job mystery

  Don't listen to the "created jobs" numbers they spout. What they don't tell you is that they're including construction work for building data centers that's a one time thing as part of the "created jobs."

  2026-05-25 16:16

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  Google ruined search

  The kind of browser you use makes a difference too. I use Brave, for now. Until they get bought up & turned just as evil as everything seems to end up becoming

  2026-05-25 16:07

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  Tax logic meme

  Property taxes keep going up for 2 reasons: inflation & investment firms buying houses at huge percentage OVER asking price. Inflation: more $ existing = less buying power per $1. Over ask buy = instant neighborhood value increase.

  2026-05-25 11:09

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  Google ruined search

  Pretty much spot on

  2026-05-25 11:05

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  Pareto principle

  I am in no way a 10M. I'd say far from it. I'd guess lower than 5. Been married since 2007 to the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. We have 5 kids. No idea how I pulled this off. We met on MySpace looking to join bands.

  2026-05-23 20:37

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  I hate so much about the things you choose to be

  By the end of GoT, I legit was rooting for the night king. I was like, "no, you know what? Fuck it. I hope he wins & makes everything dead. Yep. Now what? What does he do after that? Sit there? Forever?"

  2026-05-23 19:17

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  title

  In America, citizens can purchase bullet proof jackets. Can people in the UK not make and sell stab proof jackets?

  2026-05-23 16:46

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  No

  Yeah if you're really good at real racing simulators & you play with others just as good, you quickly realize if someone doesn't fuck up, you're probably not changing spots in the race all the way to the end

  2026-05-23 14:35

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  thomas massie election results

  Democrats are basically Cave men. "Trump no like? Then me like! ME LIKE!" They're retards. Massie's record is 91% voting with Republicans. When he didn't, it's due to b.s. pork in a bill. Which is common if you read past the bill title.

  2026-05-21 10:35

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  thomas massie election results

  The RINO won. Ed is the RINO. Tell me you're not paying attention workout telling me you're not paying attention

  2026-05-20 11:40

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  trump wins

  The joke is our political system

  2026-05-20 11:37

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  son of mango boss arrested

  Idk what any of that means & I don't care

  2026-05-20 10:08

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  The Nays have it

  Been a gamer since I was young. Met my wife at 21 years old. Still play video games today. We have 5 kids.

  2026-05-19 13:52

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  how to improve shitty beer

  Duel of the fates starts playing

  2026-05-19 10:42

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  This is so f*cked up

  Our women commit to Whoreship

  2026-05-19 09:13

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  Bro invented trains

  I hate this new generation. They think they're inventing stuff and they're just rewording things we already have & pretending like they've innovated done new fangled thing. Retards.

  2026-05-18 09:47

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  True

  I remember playing DOS games on the big floppy disks

  2026-05-15 19:18

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  Haha

  Oh for real?? LMAO Elliot Page wasn't even in the trailers! I see why though. There's no such thing as hyping up that role if that's who's playing the character.

  2026-05-14 15:24

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  True

  Nothing will top XP

  2026-05-14 14:58

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  Title goes here

  You have no idea just how great it was. I met my wife on MySpace. We've been married since 2007 & have 5 kids.

  2026-05-13 14:17

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  sheep kingdom

  Same!

  2026-05-12 15:51

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  real heroes

  True, she pretty much hates humanity. In my book, if you're not rooting for humanity, you're an idiot. Took a lot of work to get to the top of the food chain. Be proud of it. Not ashamed.

  2026-05-12 15:28

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  great timing

  Inflation only goes up. You're not gonna convince them to quit printing (including digital creation) more dollars. There is no political solution. The tree thirsts

  2026-05-11 20:15

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  Socialism is cancer. Now you try

  "eVrY1 aGreEs" STFU bitch ass helpless idiot. It's YOUR fault you can't feed yourself. Grow the fuck up.

  2026-05-11 12:57

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  Yes you did

  How did a slight camber adjustment (for the sake of better grip in banked corners on a race track) become an overexaggerated popular tuner modification? This just ruins tires faster. No way they take that on a track often enough to matter.

  2026-05-11 09:33

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  Scientology got cooked

  "Scientology - we're stupid and gay. Come learn about how you should pay us to slowly teach you a wildly bullshit story about aliens AFTER we test you to make sure you're gullible enough"

  2026-05-11 09:27

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  let them

  Yeah I gotta say, when I heard it was going viral to "speedrun" an invasive quick look into any local Scientology building, I was cool with it. Go right ahead. Fuck those idiots.

  2026-05-11 09:21

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  salmon upgrade

  Had some extra cocaine lying around

  2026-05-11 09:18

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  clone budget

  I thought it was a mixture. Like, the clone troopers hadn't all died off & some became Stormtroopers

  2026-05-08 20:43

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  clone budget

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  clone budget

  You know what doesn't make much sense? If the overwhelming majority of stormtroopers were clones of Jango Fett, the greatest bounty hunter in the universe at the time, why the fuck couldn't they hit the broad side of a barn & died by like, falling n shit?

  2026-05-08 12:48

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  Zoomer and Gen alpha gravestones will be even worsr

  "Ever since he was a little boy he knew that he wanted all of this shit to be over with"

  2026-05-08 12:46

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  potato wisdom

  Scottish guy I worked with at bar came in & got drunk on his time off. Complained ppl called him Irish & said "am I over here going 'oh potato...OH POTATO!'" Everyone was dying laughing

  2026-05-08 11:52

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  15 beers

  Birb wants to get fuckin turnt!

  2026-05-08 11:50

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  Ah shit again

  Be careful, or else people who are already sick & dying might catch it & then THAT will be the reason cited for their death and not the THREE other deadly things already killing them

  2026-05-08 11:48

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  Stephen Colbert replacement is Byron Allen

  Maybe people would watch if they got someone people actually knew (and who is funny) to host the show

  2026-05-08 11:45

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  dream job

  I mean, shit, look at that view though. That looks like some sort of luxury villa or something.

  2026-05-08 08:48

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  Stephen Colbert replacement is Byron Allen

  I have exactly NO idea who the hell that is. They couldn't find ANYONE who actually is well known to do it? ZERO famous comedians wanted the gig?? REALLY??? What is going on?

  2026-05-08 08:46

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  Taco Bell moment

  I remember not long ago, on the value menu, they had a 2 layer taco for less than $3 (hard taco wrapped w/ melted cheese & a soft taco). Tried it and was like "this is great!" Next visit "we don't sell those anymore." YOU HAVE ALL THE INGREDIENTS STILL!!

  2026-05-07 14:34

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  Bird apartments mandatory

  Great, so now you can have all the bird shit on the side of your house that you've always dreamed of!

  2026-05-07 14:31

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  Pepperoni felony

  I wonder what the price ended up being

  2026-05-07 14:01

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  dog priorities

  Don't do that

  2026-05-07 12:19

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  dress normal

  Sock on the cock. GTG

  2026-05-07 12:17

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  clock bossfight

  Recently upgraded to Samsung Galaxy s25. At 1st, when it said I could just search for a function/setting (rather than scroll through & find it natively) I thought "oh wow, there's so many features that THAT'S faster?" Now I'm like "oh... it's cuz dumb"

  2026-05-07 12:15

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  cat justice

  Don't put spiders outside. They've evolved to live along side humans in our environment. Not outside. They don't want to hurt us & mostly hunt at night when we're asleep

  2026-05-06 10:15

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  the cliq

  I completely forgot about that

  2026-05-05 18:12

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  the cliq

  Smurf?

  2026-05-05 11:58

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  Wifi ruined dinner

  Hey guy who owns that grill, your vagina is showing

  2026-05-05 10:56

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  the cliq

  Palm Beach Pete

  2026-05-05 09:09

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  rich jobs

  Illegal shit

  2026-05-05 09:08

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  you dead

  I've never seen a video of a bear running that fast & I refuse to believe they can until a video is produced proving they can

  2026-05-04 10:32

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  robot shift

  Yeah but will they smoke weed on the tarmac in between loading flights?

  2026-05-04 10:30

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  Dad is a real hero

  In his hour of need.... his Dad came through

  2026-05-04 10:27

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  dog hero

  I'm not a dog person, but I fully understand that they are a gift that we don't deserve.

  2026-05-04 10:23

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  Mom record this real quick

  Phones: intuitive.... until they're not

  2026-05-04 10:21

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  number king

  That's a pretty huge title. I wonder how he got it

  2026-05-04 10:20

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  Probably not

  Listen, it doesn't matter if you cum 3 table spoons if your swimmers are fuckin retarded

  2026-05-01 09:55

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  so sad for him

  I just can't imagine how a single guy, getting paid to work there, ends up like "these super hard erection sexcapades with my decent looking boss needs to stop...I mean, the money is good... sex is good....I just don't want this."

  2026-05-01 09:50

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  PS5 in the Hood Prank

  R eally not surprised by these results

  2026-05-01 09:46

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  Marketing 101

  We're reaching levels of accuracy that shouldn't be possible

  2026-04-23 01:19

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  Finished with my woman 'cause She couldn't help me with m...

  Ozzy was a deep Christian Singer. When you understand that you can start to frame his lyrics correctly. "Black Sabbath" the song didn't paint Satan in a good way. Really think about this.

  2026-04-23 01:18

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  Skilled trades

  I think they're deterred by the idea of apprenticeship first, lower pay, but once you learn it you get higher pay. Too impatient & won't admit that, yes, they need to LEARN how to do it first to get high earnings.

  2026-04-22 13:52

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  TELL ME!

  Had a company once say their range was like $75k-$120k/yr. So I said I wanted $120k/yr. They said "why so much?" I said "because I have 16 years of experience & thats within the range you said you offered." Nope, $80k was actual max. Liars.

  2026-04-22 13:50

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