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  Disney wants more money

  Got out at the right time! Their stupid "household" system of tracking how many tvs you use is retarded & I had to keep adding the same tv repeatedly until it said I couldn't anymore &the ONE tv wouldn't let me use Disney+ anymore, so I canceled.

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  Canada got scared their citizens want to join the US

  Don't they still have the queen on their money & shit?

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  Can't wait

  It'd be funnier if he changed New York to New America

  2026-09-20 18:16

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  You don't say!

  Fuckin moderates!

  2026-09-20 15:57

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  How the turn tables

  The story of Columbus & America was twisted on purpose so we could make Italians feel like they had more stake in becoming Americans because the rest of us knew we needed their amazing food to be a permanent staple of the American food landscape

  2026-09-20 15:53

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  No net's stopping this one

  You better not loiter after fueling, dude. They take that shit seriously.

  2026-09-20 15:49

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  KleptOmar

  I'd be interested to see what she'd look like if we made her look like a tary skinned bird

  2026-09-20 15:45

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  Dick pic

  "But ..but ..but he's 'the bOsS'!" Yeah? He gave HIMSELF that 'nickname.' You know how friggin ghey it is to do that? Pretty friggin ghey

  2026-09-20 15:38

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  Badonkin donuts

  This is about the cleverest way of getting nudity to pass on memedroid I've seen so far

  2026-09-20 15:37

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  indeedPost

  Reminds me of news sites and their paywalls. Every time I think "is my life better with my money kept, or given to this article I have zero idea if it's any good yet?" Every time I've kept my money.

  2026-09-20 15:21

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  Lol

  Who is this for?

  2026-09-20 15:16

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  So what if she eats some extra pizza?

  Listen, a good woman who's had 5 of your babies isn't likely to be the same shape she was prior. But listen, there's a reason I couldn't keep my manhood out of her, cuz she was hot af. Okay? Don't judge AFTER the effects of her hotness took a toll.

  2026-09-20 15:13

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  dongs in a trolley

  You wait until the first set of wheels passes the switch, then flip it so the trolley travels along both tracks, hitting everything in the path of both tracks. The world thanks you

  2026-09-20 14:51

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  Why do they all wear those silly red hats?

  If you used rhymey mimicy words to describe your political opposition I assume you're an idiot & can't actually argue any single topic you claim to disagree with.

  2026-09-20 14:49

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  Baffling

  Stopped reading at "that's like a Fortune 500 company..." because this bitch knows jack squat about running a business, let alone that the point of getting with a 20-something is if you DON'T have kids & you WANT kids, you CAN'T pick a nigh menopausal lady

  2026-09-20 14:46

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  Thinking cap on

  I'm more hyped about the Witcher 3 remastered than GTA 6 & wolverine combined. But, that's not all that hard to beat cuz I'm not at all interested in GTA 6. It sounds like absolute ass. Nothing like the rest of GTA games. All new crap nobody asked for

  2026-09-20 14:41

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  Canada got scared their citizens want to join the US

  Correct me if I'm wrong, but the UK is still in control of Canada, no? And England exited the EU, so.... is Canada gonna go to war with England for their independence? I have popcorn.

  2026-09-20 14:27

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  Court Forces Trump to Repaint Air Force One

  Am I the only one who thinks we need to bring back tar & feathering?

  2026-09-20 14:23

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  Sarcasm at its best

  Marquette university law school poll? Never heard of it. Was this there first poll ever? Or did CNN go digging for some place that never used to get reported?

  2026-09-19 21:24

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  Throwback to greatness

  If you wanna protest, you can safely do so on the SIDEWALK

  2026-09-19 18:08

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  He CAN keep getting away with it!

  Never heard of Sam Hyde eh?

  2026-09-19 17:11

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  Oldie

  Toyotathon is a Christian holiday. As well as Shark Week

  2026-09-16 19:18

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  Not Mine But Thought It Was Funny

  Dr Mike on YouTube would like this meme. Somebody get it to Dr Mike!

  2026-09-16 19:16

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  Circulation is temporary. One trip is forever.

  ONE-TRIP GYM MFers!

  2026-09-16 19:11

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  Athletic

  The consistent FAILED effort at stocking enough condoms for the athletes during the Olympics EVERY TIME tells me they sexual themselves. A LOT.

  2026-09-16 19:07

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  Dongs In An Hr Foid

  I think you've missed the point of the meme. There's tons of companies that claim they're hiring but actually aren't. Simply for the circle-jerk reason of posturing like they are, wasting an entire employees time in keeping up the ruse of fake hiring.

  2026-09-16 09:15

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  Bro actually came back

  If they invent some sort of life indefinizer with all these fuckin geriatric cheating cunts in office, this is going to be our govt for the rest of time

  2026-09-15 20:50

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  how do libtards still side with this woman?

  Wouldn't be able to handle it? What would she do? Attempt to strangle the jury? Cry a little bit (that's allowed ya know)? Snap & start singing show tunes nonstop? WHAT??

  2026-09-15 09:58

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  xrockinzombiex I wanna have your baby

  I never understood why someone who would steal a man from someone can't understand that THAT means he's not a good man. If he won't be faithful once, why would he change & become faithful? And YOU'VE demonstrated that it's acceptable behavior.

  2026-09-14 12:41

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  THE US DOLLAR IS ON ITS WAY OUT.

  Look into what other nations would have happen to them if they DID get off the US dollar as their exchange currency. They wouldn't make it. The US has all other nations by the balls. Any talk of doing anything otherwise is all bark.

  2026-09-14 12:26

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  xrockinzombiex you looked so hot in this headshot I wanna...

  What's a Yakub?

  2026-09-14 12:24

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  Woe unto them

  Vengeance is God's alone

  2026-09-13 13:32

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  Maga Morons

  How does this crap pass moderation?

  2026-09-09 17:49

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  Maga Cult Of Insanity

  I don't care if he's alive or dead, I just want him out of office already! I haven't liked him the whole time he's been in office.

  2026-09-09 17:48

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  Don't live under a rock

  There used to be the term "criminally insane." And we used to treat them as even more dangerous than a regular murderer

  2026-09-08 20:46

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  Banger

  That's cheap

  2026-09-08 14:50

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  Banger

  I don't get it.

  2026-09-08 14:46

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  Insane Times We Are In Right Now

  What republican is OP even referring to?

  2026-09-08 11:52

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  Role reversal

  I wish everyone could just agree that opposite sexes enjoy looking at the opposite sex. You're kinda supposed to. That's like step one in continuing humanity. It's fine.

  2026-09-07 13:29

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  Trump Can Go Suck Eggs

  It isn't that we don't remember that time 25 years ago. It's that you've had all those years in between then & now to become sniveling liberal shitheads.

  2026-09-07 13:25

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  That's a Guinness World Record!

  Thirsty? They made off with the Guinness. They aren't going to be thirsty again for a LONG time (unless you catch them)

  2026-09-06 21:06

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  Necromunda

  I don't get it

  2026-09-05 21:27

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  The villain arc started right there

  Damn! I did not know that. Kinda reframes everything about him & Playboy

  2026-09-03 13:30

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  Welcome to manipulation 101

  "Time is right" translation: till I'm done wallering out this pu$$y so bad nobody wants it anymore.

  2026-09-02 16:31

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  Wait a damn minute

  I don't think she knew if she was safe to risk the power of snapping. Peter Quill only lived from touching 1 stone because he was part celestial AND chained other's into it.

  2026-09-02 11:55

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  1000 ducks clock in to protect this vineyard every day

  And they likely shit all over the vineyard, keeping the soil very fertile.

  2026-09-01 17:05

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  1000 ducks clock in to protect this vineyard every day

  And they likely shit all over the vineyard, keeping the soil very fertile.

  2026-09-01 15:48

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  Japan asks South Korea for help with the birth rate bro

  Here's what you do: incentivize having kids. How? Friggin think of something. How about -25% taxes (over every kind of tax) per kid. So if u have 4, you live tax free. Watch it change RAPIDLY. It's an idea.

  2026-09-01 13:16

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  Disney rumor speedrun

  Oh you mean they finally hired someone who gives a shit about MAKING MONEY?

  2026-09-01 11:39

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  DJT Makes Slop 4 U

  "An" extra finger? I count 2 extra fingers (assuming his thumb would be under the burger)

  2026-08-30 21:00

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  Bush Administration is back

  2025??? It has been this way my entire life. I'm 41

  2026-08-29 16:34

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  Plot armour

  Wait, what is this argument even based on? Thanos ripped out 1 infinity stone from him while weilding all the other ones. Captain Marvel was yeeted with a single infinity stone in one punching hand.

  2026-08-29 16:25

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  Lol

  Y'all need what I call the "shelf method." In ur head there's a shelf. All info goes there. It is neither "believed or disbelieved." At the ends are 2 bins: False & True. Nothing is removed from the shelf until it is proven, then placed in either bin.

  2026-08-28 10:40

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  upvote for more original content!

  No he didn't. What was the Sheriff of Knottingham doing? Was it overtaxing people like crazy? YES! Robin Hood was taking people's taxed money & giving it BACK to them. Because taxation is theft. That's ALWAYS been the message.

  2026-08-27 18:26

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  corporate moment

  What?

  2026-08-27 18:22

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  wallet detected

  What every fan of GTA needs to really absorb: you're a fan of the work a bunch of developers did WHO NO LONGER WORK AT ROCKSTAR. The past 6 years should've demonstrated that to you fully if you played GTA Online.

  2026-08-27 18:20

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  quiet love

  "I once worked with a man for 20 years & we never said a word to each other. Best friend I ever had. We still don't talk sometimes." -Ron Swanson

  2026-08-27 17:32

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  If it works

  How to film a cat leaping at your camera lens

  2026-08-26 15:24

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  Boyfriend inspection time

  When I met my wife, she had this black cat that was VERY stand-offish. Wouldn't come to me, acted like he was too good for me. Over time, he ended up being my lap cat. If I sat anywhere, he joined me. Best cat ever.

  2026-08-26 10:32

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  More GTA 6 leaks show nightclub chaos and Vice Beach

  The "features" in this game are sounding pretty pretty pretty retarded

  2026-08-26 10:25

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  Mercedes said pay up

  If I buy another vehicle before I die, it's gonna be a classic car & I'm just gonna take real good care of it & then die.

  2026-08-26 10:21

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  Mercedes said pay up

  If I buy another vehicle before I die, it's gonna be a classic car & I'm just gonna take real good care of it & then die.

  2026-08-26 10:01

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  aged poorly

  Correct me if I'm wrong, but using water to cool processors doesn't *consume* the water. The water takes on the heat from the processor & carries it away from it to a place where the water could be either drained or merely cooled & then reused.

  2026-08-24 16:15

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  Darrell from Storage Wars leaked the game ending

  This is probably gonna be every bit as bad, if not worse, than the Saints Row reboot.

  2026-08-23 21:15

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  Darrell from Storage Wars leaked the game ending

  5) cars are harder to steal & now require maintenance. 6) they're using a similar wanted system as RDR2 where everyone always sees all your crimes (at least that's how it feels). 7) new 'you actually go to jail' feature! 8) Notice how no one asked 4 this?

  2026-08-23 21:14

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  this is what happens when the dinosaur gets no sleep

  Correction: Dragon. The word "Dinosaur" was invented in the late 1800's & virtually etemologically means the same thing.

  2026-08-22 20:32

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  THIS.....

  It's apparent that the US doesn't have a govt. We have Israel & the theater they pay for with our own tax dollars

  2026-08-22 13:14

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  Congrats, you voted for this.

  At the time Trump said that he was like around 50 years old. He said "WOMEN" (not girls) & a "younger" woman could be anywhere younger than 50. Not all that remarkable

  2026-08-22 13:07

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  work hurts

  A lot of the physical labor I've done where I'm at my limit of even being able to do it have been enjoyable. Something about physically pushing & achieving something that was almost impossible for you is very satisfying upon completion

  2026-08-21 20:52

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  adult gaming

  Why would you play a game like this & expect to be able to leave & not get raided. At some point, you'd have to admit to yourself that this is merely a designed aspect of the game & there's nothing you can do, Other than play something else

  2026-08-20 17:16

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  purge cameras

  Honestly, I hope it happens. This country needs to get back to its roots & rebel when justified. Clearly, our geriatric overlords understand nothing but violence.

  2026-08-20 17:15

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  Jeep ducks vs the first summer heat wave

  Never liked that whole Jeep ducks thing. I really don't see why it caught on.

  2026-08-18 12:47

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  Peak 1996 CGI

  Yeah, it was.... rare.... probably for good reason. It wasn't very good. I played it because I was a fan, not because it was a well put together game.

  2026-08-15 15:46

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  SAFS (Socialists Against Free Speech) will hate this post

  They literally disfavored specifically Jesus Christ only

  2026-08-15 15:45

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  Peak 1996 CGI

  I loved Beast Wars. I used to have the PS1 game too.

  2026-08-14 14:28

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  AI can't steal your job when there was no job

  I'd like to see AI steal catalytic converters for a living

  2026-08-14 14:20

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  SAFS (Socialists Against Free Speech) will hate this post

  Guys.... would corporations really just do that? Align themselves with all dark entities & promote their praise while attempting to deter people from the way, the truth & the life?

  2026-08-13 17:02

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  Oh no

  Statistically, appeals tend to work more often than they don't. Here's the kicker: the majority of people DON'T appeal & just give up. The insurance cos bank on that

  2026-08-13 16:57

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  Oh no

  Statistically, appeals tend to work more often than they don't. Here's the kicker: the majority of people DON'T appeal & just give up. They bank on that

  2026-08-13 15:09

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  Hahaha lol

  Imagine being a talentless hack who's not worked a day in their life, threatening to "go to the private sector." It's like a little kid threatening to run away from home.

  2026-08-13 15:05

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  Fire-breathing bear has entered the boss fight

  So long as they still don't have thumbs, we have a fighting chance. The bearvolution must not come to pass.

  2026-08-13 09:22

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  Financial planning unlocked

  Like they'd let you keep the money

  2026-08-10 16:32

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  Long nails just met the Hulk gloves argument

  There's a whole other comic book: the Impractical Hulk! Same Hulk, but he tries to get around with normal methods

  2026-08-10 13:49

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  Growing up thinking the HOA president was every kid's vil...

  HOAs are like express lanes for mini-Hitlers who don't have the time or resources to run for office, but would like to achieve insane levels of power over people just for the sake of loving having power over people.

  2026-08-07 09:35

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  Green flag speedrun

  Nothing she said SO FAR is red flag material. To get there faster, ask her what her relationship with her father is like?

  2026-08-06 18:29

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  The insurance hot take that started a massive debate

  What's fucked up is the difference in approvals if only you push back once on an insurance denial. Twice is even more likely to be approved. So they're just banking on the fact that people give up immediately the majority of the time.

  2026-08-06 18:12

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  Bring back courtyards

  "Smell that fresh rain scent?" You mean that smell that just smells like earth worms? "Mmmmmm fresh rain"

  2026-08-06 18:08

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  Digital ownership strikes again

  No more handing down game systems to your kids so they could enjoy all the wonders you've collected over the years. What a shame.

  2026-08-05 16:48

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  absolute unit

  That is entirely NOT enough money for this feat. Seriously, this is AMAZING & all anyone could muster up was $200k? There's some rich assholes out there who really need to admit how impressive that is & pony up some fuckin dough!

  2026-08-05 16:01

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  too easy

  THERE'S a movie idea! Zombie apocalypse happens. Military takes them all down. Then they try to figure out why it started. Could go down so many different paths for that story. Chinese bioweapon? Bill Gates inspired asshole character? Illuminati Group?

  2026-08-03 11:42

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  dongs in an ad

  Who is down voting this? The legion of f****ts

  2026-08-02 20:31

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  For Flat-Earthers

  You do realize this site is primarily intended to be humorous. Did you think I was being serious? Are you autistic & unable to detect sarcasm?

  2026-08-02 20:25

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  For Flat-Earthers

  A ruler is flat. A level is flat. A machined table is flat. Does Earth look REMOTELY flat to you? Put a level on that mountain. That look flat to you?

  2026-08-02 18:42

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  The cow CO2 debate never ends

  People actually think we're co2 "producers" cuz that's what's in an exhale. Not even considering we only KEEP the O2 on the in breath. The out breath is everything else & WE didn't "make it" by breathing

  2026-07-31 23:51

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  The cow CO2 debate never ends

  You know about the whole "you breathe oxygen & exhale co2" thing? You're not converting anything to co2. You're exhaling the co2 that was IN THE BREATH you breathed in, cuz you don't use it. It was already in the atmosphere.

  2026-07-31 18:34

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  understandable

  With greying hair, but it's cool cuz I died the not yet greying hair a different shade of Grey so it looks like highlights! Yeah! I chose this!

  2026-07-29 19:05

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  Night shift forever

  Same. Ever since I worked graveyard shift, I've preferred being up at night. It's so bad that I no longer work graveyard shift, but I still prefer to enjoy my life being up at night. It's so peaceful at night.

  2026-07-28 11:59

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  Stay guided

  Not even close. If anything, there's a revival going on.

  2026-07-27 09:22

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  Bro missed every signal

  The point is, you don't actually know how it would've gone. Look at my example. Shot my shot, it worked & friggin SUCKED by the end. I learned what to look for in a wife & ended up marrying an amazing woman, but damn that first one sucked.

  2026-07-27 09:18

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  Musically inclined hedonists & cokeheads writing hits abo...

  That band was 100% a few couples regularly fucking each other over, then writing songs about it shaped like knives aimed at each other's hearts in the form of musical fuck-yous

  2026-07-25 18:43

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