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  Parental verification asking VCR questions like it's the SAT

  Needs to probably be something you couldn't Google

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  magic exists but society gave it an IQ test

  We talkin about Jesus?

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  Night shift workers running on vibes and 4 hours max

  I'll sleep when I'm dead

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  only a cat can be this tired from doing absolutely nothing

  What's insane is the fact that, while cats are like this, they also have reflexes that react in about 100 milliseconds.

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  Michigan teen accused of plotting ISIS attack on base

  Also, he just registered with the republican party like a day ago.

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  Michigan teen accused of plotting ISIS attack on base

  Let me guess: he's broke, on psychotropic drugs & some how just got a NEW CAR, a few guns with expensive accessories & all sorts of ammunition inexplicably?

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  Baloch leaders declare independence, world barely blinks

  Can we just STOP giving a shit about the middle east? Can we just leave & never go back. Stop talking about them. Just let them fight each other or whatever stupid shit it is they wanna do.

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  UnitedHealth under criminal probe for Medicare fraud

  Commenter is correct. The fines they give them aren't big enough to actually be a deterrent. More like an electric bill or something. "What's that? $100k & we can just keep doing this, making MILLIONS? Yeah, pay it. Let's GO!"

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  Guy had a second face that whispered horrors, still more ...

  There's a really great song written about this guy. It's called "Poor Edward" by Tom Waits.

  2025-05-14 17:03

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  The internet saw jiggle physics and lost its mind

  What jiggle? I see no jiggle.

  2025-05-14 17:01

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  this dude joined reddit just to trauma dump an entire div...

  Technically, he didn't get her pregnant

  2025-05-13 16:34

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  Murderbot series on Apple TV+ is finally giving sci-fi wh...

  I saw the ad for this one. Looks good. I originally didn't think Apple was gonna do very well, but they're apparently making a lot of shows based on successful book series & these shows are coming out really well. I bet they're close adaptations

  2025-05-13 16:31

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  GF said she'd kill me *and* her mom in the trolley proble...

  Why not flip the switch immediately after the first set of trolley wheels crossed the split in the tracks. Then, either everybody dies, or the trolley derails & everybody lives (depending on how much the tracks diverge).

  2025-05-12 19:19

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  Manual drivers built different fr

  First car was a '90 Pontiac LeMans. Learned how to drive stick shift in an empty corn field.

  2025-05-12 19:16

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  Based Cartman

  What I don't understand is WHY women won't just support the sports teams they clamored to have.

  2025-05-12 19:12

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  Your cat claiming your bed like it pays rent

  The Balrog was something that always had me wondering. Like, what was it doing before they got there? What did they do that it didn't like so much? Say it killed them, what would it do with the rest of it's life? Does it eat? Does it know it's on fire?

  2025-05-12 17:24

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  Disney halts live-action remakes after Snow White flopped...

  Idk how the shareholders put up with this for so long

  2025-05-12 17:15

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  Disney halts live-action remakes after Snow White flopped...

  I hope this is true

  2025-05-12 17:14

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  True?

  That living alone one has to be based on numbers as rated by specifically those who are living alone. Cuz that should drop off way sharper & sooner than that . If you're 30 & don't even have a fiancé, you've got a LOT OF CATCHING UP

  2025-05-12 17:13

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  Polyamory? Nah bro that’s just rent split 3 ways now

  Polyamory people are never that fit. Also, the people in the meme appear normal.

  2025-05-12 15:33

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  Friend: relationships suck. Also friend: cuddled up happy

  How old is he? I would say He should remarry, BUT he is going to have to really assess what went wrong & how could he miss the signs before getting married? My 1st marriage failed too. 2nd is 17 years and going great (5th kid otw)

  2025-05-12 11:21

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  Friend: relationships suck. Also friend: cuddled up happy

  Listen. Find a woman to love who loves you & who wants to make a family with you. THAT should be the focus. MAKE a FAMILY. Try to raise kids to be better than yourself. Admit your faults & be humble. Everything isn't about you. Try to love.

  2025-05-09 13:48

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  Me trying to hug my autistic friend like it's a side quest

  I can't even imagine how few actual clicks that generates. Pathetic

  2025-05-09 10:12

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  Apple: let’s move iPhone production to India. Next day:...

  How much fuckin tax and regulation is in place that IT IS STILL more financially viable to make phones in EVERY OTHER FUCKING COUNTRY but America? WHAT is the law/regulation that causes this shit??? I wanna know.

  2025-05-08 11:54

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  Me trying to hug my autistic friend like it's a side quest

  What in the fuck good does it do ANYONE to set up memedroid bot accounts? There no financial gain here. So what is it for? It's like those telemarketing "no one is there" calls. WHAT IS IT FOR???

  2025-05-08 11:49

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  These are our ancestors… and it explains a lot

  That's what it looked like when they were planning the revolution

  2025-05-07 10:05

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  Police stop a raccoon with a meth pipe — you can’t ma...

  Never thought I'd have to think or say this, but I hope I never run into a meth addicted raccoon

  2025-05-07 10:03

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  Dating in 2025 be like: do you support basic rights or nah

  It's ironic that they call it "reproductive rights" when it in fact KILLS the thing made via reproduction. Murderous idiots.

  2025-05-06 17:12

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  Gen X deserves retirement homes inside abandoned malls

  I know because my mom & sisters had their pictures taken there back in the day

  2025-05-06 16:09

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  Diddy trial bingo just unlocked Mike Myers and Jordan cameo

  Wait, did this happen?

  2025-05-06 11:21

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  I don't get paid enough for this, bro just works here

  Some of my favorite parts of Kitchen Nightmares was seeing rich ass Gordon having to learn that soulless life-sucking jobs exist & people sometimes just have to do them to get by

  2025-05-06 11:19

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  Gen X deserves retirement homes inside abandoned malls

  Glamor Shots was a small photography business that specialized in attempting to make their customers look like models before taking their picture. Society would only allow it to exist in the 80's-90's. In no other time would people allow it

  2025-05-06 11:08

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  GTA VI delayed? Shigeru said chill, it'll be worth it

  Don't get your hopes up. The entire team at Rockstar who made GTA 5 no longer works there. It's all a bunch of woke confused bitches now. GTA 6 is gonna suck. The copy-paste coders aren't gonna hack it.

  2025-05-06 11:03

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  Me trying to hug my autistic friend like it's a side quest

  Is it just me or is there no sound?

  2025-05-06 11:00

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  Went full tourist mode and made everyone uncomfortable

  

  2025-05-06 10:54

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  Got fired for giving bagels to a hungry dude… boss said...

  When I lived in Vegas, there was also the occasional "fake" homeless person. They'd panhandle a busy intersection, then get up & leave & get in a brand new Corvette & drive away to another part of town & do it again.

  2025-05-04 15:02

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  I feel like we need another Boston tea party

  True. It's a complete 1st amendment violation

  2025-05-04 12:16

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  Anti-depression kick

  "BITCH!"

  2025-05-04 11:48

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  Tat

  OP might have actually saved her from her life of debauchery. Good job!

  2025-05-04 11:19

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  The Moment We've All Been Waiting For Is Coming

  Spoiler Alert: that's not the end of the story

  2025-05-02 14:12

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  Cheating

  Thanks to all these "a.i." chat bots, college degrees are going to be completely worthless soon. Been seeing tons of videos of teachers catching entire classes of students not doing any work & just having chatGPT do their homework.

  2025-05-01 16:35

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  Vape companies in the 2020s watching teens puff cancer li...

  I'm no doctor or anything, but if fluid filling your lungs is pneumonia, I'm not gonna purposefully shoot a bunch of water in there. Even if I'm wrong about this, my hunch that vaping is a bad idea still turned out correct.

  2025-05-01 16:31

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  She got bit by a cobra and walked to the ER like a side q...

  "I got bit.... by this mother fucker right here!"

  2025-05-01 11:41

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  Geese

  Damn cobra-chickens!

  2025-05-01 11:39

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  One fish to rule them all

  Now imagine the fish's horror & confusion as it disappeared from sight & now sees only in that weird spooky vision one sees while wearing the one ring.

  2025-05-01 11:08

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  Vape companies in the 2020s watching teens puff cancer li...

  My fav thing about vape: they say to you "it's just water vapor!" And I say "hey, what is pneumonia? Is it water in your lungs? Yeah, it's water in your lungs."

  2025-05-01 10:55

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  Make Columbus Day Great Again

  He didn't set foot on what is USA soil today. That story was pushed as US History in order to get the Italians to feel more connected to this country after immigrating, so they'd stay & we could all have sweet sweet PASTA FOREVER!!

  2025-04-28 17:08

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  Hunter Renfrow making his NFL comeback with the Panthers

  How are all these sports news post passing moderation when they consistently get voted down to less than 20% approval post moderation?

  2025-04-28 17:06

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  First look at The Leader in Captain America Brave New World

  I would've preferred this look. Closer to comic book accurate

  2025-04-28 17:04

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  X-man

  I hate to break it to you, but that old ass looking Wolverine is way the fuck older than 76.

  2025-04-26 15:54

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  10 years saving for a Ferrari, 1 hour to turn it into ashes

  Definitely a Lemon

  2025-04-25 08:28

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  wiping boogers on the tranz agenda

  The youth have already determined that, in order to be counter culture, they must refuse to go along with LGBTQXYZ Woke bullshit. The powers that be want them to be liberal spineless triggered whiners & this is causing a conservative explosion among them

  2025-04-24 12:38

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  they said 'report anti-Christian bias' but gave no instru...

  What do they mean "how" to file a report? Don't they regularly file reports? Do they mean they don't know to WHOM to file the report? Because that's very different than HOW.

  2025-04-24 12:34

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  He’s in a coma... GTA VI just dropped

  No. Not getting it. The entirety of all who work at Rockstar since the creation of GTA 5 have left. ZERO people on the GTA 6 team have ANYTHING to do with the glory days of GTA. So, how well do you trust NEW game designers & programmers?

  2025-04-23 17:11

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  Show off

  This is the world we need. Where everyone could be armed, so you should treat everyone as though they are.

  2025-04-23 17:07

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  That one morning you hit Stop instead of Snooze

  I don't think snoozing is healthy. Just wake up

  2025-04-23 16:54

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  ELEVEN is just a sneaky math joke

  What?

  2025-04-23 16:34

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  SNOW GOTTA GO!!

  If you don't find that video funny, you're probably a snobby bitch who's no fun

  2025-04-22 20:33

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  Lets all log off

  I wish. Seems like you gotta work to find the weird side. And even then, it won't keep suggesting things FROM the weird side once you find it. Keeps trying to bring you back to what THEY want you to see

  2025-04-21 13:22

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  Sigh

  Seeing how they keep pushing obvious first amendment violations about specifically antisemitism bans, I'd say the "to know who controls you, find out who you can't criticize" claim is verified fact

  2025-04-19 20:01

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  Shitpost

  buhnuh BA-buh buhnuh DA-nuh buhnuh BUHnuh buhnuh NAHnuh huhnuh BAnuh

  2025-04-19 15:30

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  Pissing off liberals is a nice bonus though

  The left doesn't like hard work. They like others to do it for them & they believe they are owed this merely for existing. Take their illegal immigrant labor & they shout "who's gonna clean your toilet, Trump" cuz THEY don't want to work!

  2025-04-18 18:29

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  Maybe we should call them beaver filters

  Beavers when they hear babbling water:

  2025-04-18 11:51

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  Lets all log off

  'member constantly accidentally getting to the weird side of YouTube? I 'member..... I miss it so much.

  2025-04-18 11:44

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  Peak

  A lot of these corporations run their shit mega-shady. Turning around a shit-boat isn't gonna be pretty until it's over. And this likely isn't gonna complete in just 4 years. Strap in bitches

  2025-04-18 11:40

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  2004 church moms watching Passion of the Christ like it's...

  I implore anyone to watch it without feeling your heart wrenched. I don't think it's possible.

  2025-04-17 13:35

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  IRS Direct File about to be ghosted by the government

  I've heard he wants to simplify & streamline it so filing isn't such a pain in the ass. But idk if that's true or not.

  2025-04-17 13:33

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  Lil Nas X confirms face paralysis but says his smile is c...

  Oh his dark lord Satan isn't doing him any favors? Surprise surprise

  2025-04-16 13:49

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  Disclaimer: I'm not a communist

  They're busy not thinking

  2025-04-16 13:46

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  Great crossover Harry Potter x Shrek

  I watched them back when they were in theaters. But probably stopped somewhere around the 3rd or 4th movie. That was like nearly 20 years ago!

  2025-04-16 13:44

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  If they burn the US flag that’s fine but heaven forbid ...

  Well they repeatedly failed & doubted God. Even when God was following them as a friggin PILLAR OF FIRE, they doubted. That's some level of arrogance I can't comprehend.

  2025-04-15 20:29

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  THNK PLATO THINK

  Diogenes was the OG Troll. Nobody else even remotely close to him

  2025-04-15 19:49

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  4chan hacked meme news

  After seeing what 4chan did to Shia Lebouf, I wouldn't want to be the guy who fucked with 4chan

  2025-04-15 17:47

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  worst day ever

  I'm ready to proceed, I'm here. I'm not a cat

  2025-04-15 12:42

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  Great crossover Harry Potter x Shrek

  Wait... Robert Pattinson was in Harry Potter?

  2025-04-15 12:40

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  where's the list, Pam?

  You say "we" as if the entire intelligence community hasn't been acting AGAINST the American people for over 50 years. Probably more. It's literally been their job to NOT straighten this out. They're in on the kid fucking.

  2025-04-15 12:35

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  Popularity down the drain

  It is bullshit. Think about it for 1 second & the only conclusion you can come to is: the govt just wanted to charge more money for driver's licenses. That's all it is. Airports can't *EXTRA* identify you cuz you have the special air travel license.

  2025-04-15 11:40

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  If they burn the US flag that’s fine but heaven forbid ...

  The more they try to tell me I'm not allowed to say bad stuff about Israel the more I'm thinking perhaps I'm supposed to think bad stuff about Israel.

  2025-04-14 16:14

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  will to live

  That fuckin bird is hyped as fuck

  2025-04-14 10:34

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  Tomb Raider series starring Sophie Turner canceled

  Her tits aren't believably Lara Croft like

  2025-04-14 09:18

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  Tech CEO can shut the hell up

  This shit is gonna get people going outside again. Which is great.

  2025-04-14 09:14

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  Construction not equally enjoyable

  Where I'm from we call making an already drilled hole bigger "wallering it out."

  2025-04-13 12:17

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  IM JACKED IN

  My favorite part is when you can see him point his finger up through the neck hole, as if he's pulling his whole ass arm out of the arm armor just point his finger at you.

  2025-04-12 19:24

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  wholesome

  This would be an excellent indie film

  2025-04-12 18:04

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  sowie

  You never give me your money, you only give me your funny papers. And in the middle of negotiations You break down

  2025-04-12 10:43

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  Someone brought a live chicken to the Minecraft movie and...

  The next generation is fucked

  2025-04-12 10:40

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  i will watch that

  This would be the most popular show on TV overnight.

  2025-04-11 13:09

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  Someone brought a live chicken to the Minecraft movie and...

  Oh no, they brought a chicken? Did that upset the other 4 teenagers who only came to see it "to see how bad it is?"

  2025-04-10 18:40

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  Restaurants be like: that'll be $80 and your self-respect

  I'm thinking it's time to be done with Nintendo. I picked up the Breath of the Wilds game like a year ago & played it for a little while. Got bored really fast. It didn't drag me in & I just didn't care about anything that was happening in it.

  2025-04-10 18:39

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  Roses are red, my crush calls me bro, girl’s stuck in a...

  Family row?? Like, they went in a row boat together as a family & got a big workout from it?

  2025-04-10 18:35

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  Dog waiting for the car like it's getting serviced too

  Dog: which one is yours? The Chevy? Yeah, we get a lot of those. A lot of them are made in Mexico, ya know? Ross Perot was SOOOOO right, but people didn't listen.

  2025-04-10 15:08

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  Odin looked at the alphabet and rage quit life

  Wat?

  2025-04-10 13:58

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  Breasts are like pizza, always a good idea

  Good point. No implant.

  2025-04-09 17:52

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  This is not your father's Conservative party.

  Look at how they vote, not what they say & you'll see nearly all "republican" politicians aren't for fiscal responsibility at all, nor smaller govt or less war. Hell, the last CR bill was only voted no by Thomas Massie in the house.

  2025-04-09 17:49

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  Breasts are like pizza, always a good idea

  I get why women think they should get implants...But, they'll never be as good as natural breasts. I'd rather they sag than be unnatural.

  2025-04-08 11:27

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  Breasts are like pizza, always a good idea

  A friend of mine once said: a day with tiddies is better than any day without tiddies. Some rock of Gibraltar solid logic there.

  2025-04-08 11:26

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  Charging $1,200 a month for naps and crackers is insane

  That's what women should strive for. While I agree that we live in a world where they WANT it to be that you HAVE to have 2 FT incomes, if 1 = all daycare expense, then it's a pointless job.

  2025-04-07 11:29

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  Charging $1,200 a month for naps and crackers is insane

  We're living in a time where it is common that, especially in big cities, daycare costs = 1 person's wages. Meaning, it literally doesn't matter if you have that job. All that money is spoken for via daycare. So if you deleted that job it's a wash.

  2025-04-07 11:28

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  Charging $1,200 a month for naps and crackers is insane

  Women, it's better for everyone (literally, not even joking) if YOU raise your kids. Think about it. If YOUR income is nearly 100% the cost of daycare, is it worth it? You could just be a stay at home mom. Your kids would be better off for it.

  2025-04-07 10:14

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  Arr

  They've just priced a huge swath of their customers out of being their future customers

  2025-04-06 19:59

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