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  Seen it all

  We've been gradually taking up new roles. I haven't even tried to play this game just getting bounties on my head willy nilly, but gun battles across the plains sounds like something to put on my to do list

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  hardest part of being a dad

  Idk what kind of sick sad fucks were downvoting you, but they're pathetic. Been married since I was 22, we have 4 kids & want more (I'm 39 now). Nothing about my kids has ever been my "life problems" or whatever. They are the best part of life.

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  Henry Cavill is one of us, but you know less ugly

  They got HIM to be in a Highlander reboot!!?? Nice!

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  If you know then you know

  RIGHT!? Interestingly enough, that too is another one that is interesting whether you believe in evolution or creationism. It's still a big fat WHY THO??

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  Jack Black and video game movies

  Near future: "I AM.... CRASH BANDICOOT!" *literally just Jack Black standing there in a t-shirt

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  Opinions on this?

  I feel like there's too many people who are gonna read that & go "fair enough" & that's NOT GOOD

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  III

  My oldest son, back when he was like 4 years old, told us he was going to invent cop-robots that wouldn't be evil.....at first. Was like "why would they be evil later?" He said "so I could save everyone from them."

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  Star Wars plot holes

  First off, none of the stories in Star Wars are about finding new unexplored planets. They only go to already established planets. So that work has already been done (finding suitable habitable planets, I mean)

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  Community coming together :)

  If that happened today BlackRock would show up to the auction & even if it started at $0.01 they would shout "$500,000.00!!!" just to fuck everyone else out of possibly bidding

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  No morning coffee meme

  I don't remember any pink retarded Llama in Minecraft

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  Steelers game meme

  I don't watch any sportsball. At work, on the tv in the showroom they regularly have games on & I'll walk up & tell the salespeople, while pointing at the screen: "I hope both teams lose" & walk away

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  Easiest way to get a Democrat voter to shut up? Ask them ...

  An accomplishment takes more than just showing up. You don't "accomplish" existing.

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  Henry Cavill is one of us, but you know less ugly

  I wonder if the people over at the Witcher tv show know they're fuckin retarded as hell for doing what they did? I'm not watching the next season.

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  hardest part of being a dad

  Also, to all you younguns, have kids EARLY. Find you a girl who loves you & wants kids & then DON'T WAIT. You'll NEVER be *ready* so just make babies. And no, adding another one isn't all that much "harder." You'll love them once they're here.

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  Slim Nikocado Avocado meme

  He's still alive?

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  I think we need to open another register

  Part2 ...at the self checkout. (Customers ring up cases of beer as "bananas" & buy stuff in its weight in bananas). Manager: ok, we'll spend $MIL again to develop a backlog sys tallying up the thefts until it amounts to a felony & THEN this'll be worth it

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  I think we need to open another register

  Employee: should we open another-- Manager: Quiet, you! God I wish I could fire your stupid ass & replace you with customers doing it themselves....WAIT! (FFW) Manager: ok, we'll just spend $MIL developing a camera that catches customers stealing....

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  Seen it all

  Are more people getting into RDR2 Online now? Cuz a buddy & I just started playing it a couple weeks ago. I'm up to level 50. I heard the game was dying so we thought we better try it before it's gone for good. Is it regaining popularity?

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  If you know then you know

  What's more insane is that the females' vagina is also corkscrew shaped, IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION. IDC if you believe in evolution or creationism, how rapey does a thing have to be for THAT to be some sort of solution?

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  family tree doesn’t fork

  Since 2017? CHRRRRIIIISSSS!!!!

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  Hey guys I just invented this cool new thing

  I can't cry anymore While you run around (While you run around) Break away Just when it seems so clear That it's over now Drink your big black cow And get out of here

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  Excalibur

  It is the stick of LEGEND

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  tyreek hill arrest

  Who is Tyreek Hill?

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  Title

  Does anyone still buy this bullshit? Who DOESN'T know its always been the CIA?

  2024-09-07 21:03

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  What happened here

  I think someone tried to drink that water

  2024-09-07 21:02

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  Yikes

  CNN? More like DEMONS

  2024-09-07 21:00

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  Maybe I am mouse

  Hold up... so a company that produces heavily processed foods in industrial machines.... felt the need to make a thing that up & makes mice invisible....

  2024-09-07 20:47

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  Found the dumbest house collor

  They say geniuses pick green...... but you didn't pick it

  2024-09-07 20:43

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  Then who will consume all the shitty products that makes ...

  Alex Jones told all of you about their depopulation agenda like over 12 years ago & everyone called him crazy even though he cited his sources. Look, I don't like that Alex is right either. But he is.

  2024-09-06 21:22

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  but if anyone else committed 34 felonies….

  OP is in a cult

  2024-09-06 21:17

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  The Batman 2

  *You* were retarded?

  2024-09-06 20:01

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  Emily Armstrong Linkin park meme

  I heard a little bit of her singing. Just my opinion but it sounds like she's going to ruin her vocal cords.

  2024-09-06 16:41

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  CBF detected meme

  Idk what click between frames means

  2024-09-06 16:40

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  FATHER OF THE DECADE

  It's what dads do

  2024-09-05 20:22

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  So meaty

  HOW CAN YA HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DONT EAT YER MEAT!

  2024-09-05 20:20

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  You can see the sound

  I was hoping he was gonna put it in the water to see what it'd do. Piss off the fish or something, idk.

  2024-09-05 20:18

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  The Batman 2

  Fun fact, Fat_fuck, they cut the visual reveal from the film because they didn't like how it played & decided to drop that whole idea. Which I think was a great call.

  2024-09-05 20:17

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  The Batman 2

  FUCKIN NICE! Idk about the rest of you, but the WORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE is the LEAST explored part of Batman in live action films imo so this is exactly what we've been needing. That Clayface is going to be the villain is promising.

  2024-09-05 20:15

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  Title

  I had a cat that, whenever I sat down, he would come sit in my lap

  2024-09-05 19:05

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  How about a poodin pop

  This just made me think that dude would have become like a rapey version of Dexter.

  2024-09-05 18:51

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  Torqued

  It means his morning wood wouldn't go down. He still has it.

  2024-09-05 18:45

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  YOU'RE FIRED!

  The potential for actual cutting of wasteful bullshit bureaucracy is real.

  2024-09-05 17:16

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  Inflation

  Her boobs went from normal to each one is the size of a preteen child

  2024-09-04 16:52

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  500 refunds should be easy

  I'm saying I at least would've heard of this game BEFORE it shit the bed had they actually advertised it

  2024-09-04 16:51

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  Astronauts are reporting that Boeing Starliner is emittin...

  Is this Rick from Sunnyvale Trailer Park?

  2024-09-03 20:08

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  500 refunds should be easy

  Right? The ONLY reason I have heard about it is BECAUSE of how massive of a failure it is. You'd think some of those millions of dollars spent on the game would've been spent on advertising

  2024-09-03 20:03

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  500 refunds should be easy

  I think Rockstar games thinks we have some sort of brand loyalty, as if online players haven't literally noticed the game get shittier & shittier as they replaced the entire staff over time

  2024-09-03 19:59

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  YOU'RE FIRED!

  Close the entire Pentagon, turn it into a museum & charge admission. Right there we'd save a few TRILLION DOLLARS per year.

  2024-09-03 19:56

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  YOU'RE FIRED!

  I think this comes from the fact that he cut something like 80% of Twitter's employees right out of the gate & it didn't affect how the site was run at all. So he's sorta recently known for doing well at that. Cutting the fat.

  2024-09-03 19:55

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  The tobacco industry grew like this

  

  2024-09-03 16:04

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  Inflation

  How?

  2024-09-03 14:46

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  The tobacco industry grew like this

  The other day I went to Walmart for lunch. I got a small order of cheese bites (they're like deep fried cheese curds) & a banana for less than $2. It's doable.

  2024-09-03 14:46

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  I can't understand this society we live in

  I get it. At the same time I think everyone should be armed & it should be acceptable to shoot at someone who's stealing. But that's just me.

  2024-09-03 14:44

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  I'm sure you folks have also noticed periods where there ...

  Yeah, hey fyi to any newer users on Memedroid: anyone can go moderate. So go do it. Yeah you'll see a lot of shit memes, but live a little will ya?

  2024-09-03 13:09

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  Work activities

  CSI: break room

  2024-09-03 13:05

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  Fixing someone else's mistakes

  That kitchen looks familiar

  2024-09-03 13:04

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  The face of a rizzler

  That dude was living the free-use fantasy on expert mode

  2024-09-03 12:14

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  The tobacco industry grew like this

  We gotta stop eating this crap. Perhaps that's the problem. We're not feeding the tree because we're too busy being addicted to shit-foods

  2024-09-03 12:12

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  If you don't pay you don't get in

  They should supply bus drivers with cattle prods.

  2024-09-03 12:10

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  I can't understand this society we live in

  Here's their mentality: the cost of losing product is nowhere near the possible cost of physical harm/death of an employee trying to stop theft. Their insurance premiums would cost more if employees regularly acted like heroes than taking $ loss.

  2024-09-03 12:07

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  Not my post, but I found it rather interesting

  The problem is that overpopulation is a myth & the perceived lack of sustainability is synthetic. Our govt highly manipulates and controls food production to the point a lot of farmed food is purposefully destroyed to manipulate prices.

  2024-09-03 11:35

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  Get comfy Ubisoft

  The gaming industry is destroying itself. Pretty soon, guys are gonna stop gaming & start hanging out in person again.

  2024-09-03 08:23

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  Concord pricing

  It's amazing how I only heard of this game BECAUSE of how much money was wasted. Clearly, none of it was spent on advertising.

  2024-09-03 08:21

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  Let's watch a movie

  For my wife it's "what happened, I was looking at my phone?"

  2024-09-02 15:12

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  Advertisement for what? Do they expect people to click JU...

  I wouldn't dare. Probably some stupid virus

  2024-09-01 11:41

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  It works

  I bet he put up the camera *with mic* at the same time as the gate.

  2024-08-31 21:25

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  Most educated in history

  The meme said 40. How "older" are you talking? 80? The context is the previous generations also at 40.

  2024-08-31 21:20

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  Cackles & Comunism

  You open it & it just laughs and laughs about the means of production

  2024-08-31 21:15

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  Sus

  Meanwhile, behind the facade of this innocent looking bookstore

  2024-08-31 21:12

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  Advertisement for what? Do they expect people to click JU...

  I'm aware. What I don't understand is how we've gotten so retarded as a society that there doesn't need to be any words. Like we're fucking cave men or something. "UGG, ME CLICK. SEE PRETTY GIRL SO ME CLICK. UGGABUGGA"

  2024-08-31 21:07

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  Inception

  Okay, but doing things the way they've been doing them isn't sustainable. If they don't pay employees in a similar rate compared to the rise in inflation, the lower class will continue to swallow up the middle class.

  2024-08-31 20:16

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  Questions that I've never heard

  I was thinking about how there's the whole "He must smell the bacon I have in my pocket" movie/tv trope & realized it makes zero sense. How did it make it into your pocket? If it's cooked, it WILL be eaten imo.

  2024-08-31 18:24

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  Wrong week

  2024 in a few short clips

  2024-08-31 17:56

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  Political Comic

  The President literally appoints the Fed Chair. Not to mention the heads of A LOT of bureaucracy in DC. Biden literally ended the positive future we had going regarding the energy industry, which tanks stocks, and increases prices across the board.

  2024-08-31 17:45

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  I didn't hit you!

  I can't stand the repetitive talking. So fucking stupid and annoying.

  2024-08-31 17:24

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  t5rhds

  Justice Moraes is a little bitch

  2024-08-31 17:08

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  inolksv

  Why the fuck is Iowa blue in most of them. It's a whole state of nothing but farmers. Are they all masochistic or something?

  2024-08-31 16:59

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  Could have ended up a lot worse

  Should be titled: how to get into position

  2024-08-29 16:32

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  It's like making it to Friday

  They'll only be unbelievers until they aren't. Remember. Every knee shall bow.

  2024-08-29 16:31

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  Riley Reid tells who she lost her virginity

  I'm getting down voted to hell. Might as well take it further: is THIS not a scenario wherein it is okay to hit a woman?

  2024-08-28 15:22

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  Riley Reid tells who she lost her virginity

  I don't quite understand how it happened. She's a small girl as it is. I think any male would be able to push her away if they actually didn't want her. Especially in a theater. Just get up & walk away.

  2024-08-28 11:49

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  Leonarda Jonie is probably my new favorite female comedian

  iirc she's taken. Unsurprisingly.

  2024-08-28 11:30

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  Mortgage Vs rent

  No. It's because the banks are in on the depopulation & control agenda. Someone else already elaborated in another reply here.

  2024-08-27 14:09

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  Concord game meme

  I've never even heard of this game OUTSIDE of everyone talking about how this happened upon release.

  2024-08-27 13:56

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  mess around and find out

  You think that's bad, you should see what Hunter Biden thinks is documentation worthy.

  2024-08-27 13:52

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  They love my cargo pants

  If we're going to the movies, then those cargo pants are for sure getting used.

  2024-08-27 13:50

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  Haliey Welch against mass media

  When the memes dry up? No no. If they even remotely begin to dry up..... she's gonna...... HAWK TUAH AND SPIT ON THAT THANG!!! .... I'm sorry OP, but you set it up. I couldn't help it. If you don't like it, talk to my lawyer.

  2024-08-27 13:48

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  Sweet Caroline

  Good meme. I LOL'd.

  2024-08-27 13:45

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  Hugh Jackman meets his old student

  Huge Jacked-Man is a pretty swell guy

  2024-08-27 13:43

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  they've been very clear

  It's just a bullshit term made for talking points. Speech is speech.

  2024-08-27 11:19

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  I'm a bit confused

  Why? You some sort of Snow White Film completionist who has to watch every iteration of a Snow White Film or something?

  2024-08-27 09:02

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  Trump making RFK Jr CIA director is an awesome and funny ...

  While he has unfulfilled promises from his last campaign, he's still fulfilled more promises than any other president in my lifetime. I don't think any other president fulfilled ANY promises they made while campaigning. Like at all.

  2024-08-27 08:54

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  word

  Then they're dirty

  2024-08-27 08:48

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  word

  This is actually very true. Sexual experience is ONLY valuable when done as a monogamous couple as part of sex is emotional bonding & trust.U can't do that across multiple partners cuz each will have differing preferences, making it useless info 4 others

  2024-08-27 08:48

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  dongs in a factory

  Spend some time on 4chan's random page. There will be a post containing "wrecked" videos. A LOT of them are Chinese factory workers being stupid & getting themselves killed in machines. No regulations & no care for employee safety over there.

  2024-08-27 08:36

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  A dad doing his best

  Wait.... a Kentucky coal miner.... raced to a.... UK.... United Kingdom? Basketball game?? I'm confused

  2024-08-27 08:33

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  Ubisoft is releasing Star Wars Outlaws

  Those aren't open world games. But that aside, Cameron Monaghan isn't a bad looking guy. BUT here's the thing, the game model looks like the actor. The girl they allegedly modeled the Outlaws character off of IS GOOD LOOKING. So y isn't the game model?

  2024-08-27 07:27

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  JD Vance donuts meme

  He's not from around there. He's a northern senator. Idk why Georgians should be expected to know him. I had never heard of Mike Pence UNTIL he was VP.

  2024-08-26 21:26

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  "It's okay if we do it" kinda answers

  This dude just uhmmnyumnyumnyumnyum'd as a response.

  2024-08-26 21:12

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  oh no

  Fun fact: you can't really sign away your human rights.

  2024-08-26 20:29

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