Bluehelm

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Bluehelm | 2014-08-03 22:30

title is gluten free

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Bluehelm | 2014-08-01 00:00

drink apple juice, oj will kill you

Do A Barrel Roll

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Bluehelm | 2014-07-31 23:30

everyday is pajama day when you don't give a shit

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Bluehelm | 2014-07-30 18:00

Did Britney Spears die or is she just In rehab?

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Bluehelm | 2014-07-30 17:30

drink arsenic to cure hangovers

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Bluehelm | 2013-07-15 05:00

title says don't do drugs, do read!

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Bluehelm | 2013-01-14 02:30

Upvote 5th comment

Facebook Win Robot Arm

86% 918

Bluehelm | 2012-10-24 20:00

Schmoodulypoopin?

81% 577

Bluehelm | 2012-08-20 01:01

morning wood

Philosoraptor Morning Wood

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Latest comments

The best OC, the Real OC.
The ground. We put them in the ground

2016-10-02 21:37
-2
It's high noon
Noon has never been higher

2016-07-20 10:17
+13
Every Life Matters
When I wake up and see shit in the toilet, I'm not that alarmed. If I wake up and see it on my kitchen table, then that's cause for concern

2016-07-01 15:04
0
socialism sucks
This is poor satire

2016-06-21 18:30
+4
Well shit
In case of fire: die.

2016-05-29 15:40
+6
Warcraft is still bad though. Don't Speak by No Doubt.
Just checked, unfortunately if he did actually tweet that it would have been deleted because I couldn't find anything

2016-05-26 08:24
+5
why do people keep buying this shit?
Press x to pay respects

2016-05-16 08:35
+3
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While it's better it does not mean it's good. The reason fruit aren't unhealthy is that they contain fiber which allows us to process their sugar. Fruit juice removes the fiber and is basically soda.

2016-04-21 11:19
+1
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This is true, sugar and carbs are the largest factors in weight gain. So if you're trying to lose you should set a daily limit on both.

2016-04-21 11:17
0
Make your choice...
Zimbabwe has a wierd government. They printed 100 trillion dollar bills at one point and skyrocketed inflation

2016-03-14 23:13
+61
Moot moot!
Moot almost destroyed 4chan and turned into an sjw

2016-03-10 10:41
+8
Boy toy
What a coincidence, an argumentative sjw that couldn't find decent work

2016-03-07 08:17
-3
Cards Against Humanity
Stop this lazy shit

2016-01-25 19:51
+13
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Hey, whatever works

2016-01-24 18:51
-3
Children are good to eat
A lot of time and money on behalf of many countries and trade associations go into making oil cheap and plentiful to wholesale (and bulk) buyers

2016-01-22 00:00
+7
Straight up
That's ruby rose and some other person in orange is the new black. It's a show about prison, it's likely they were both on set

2016-01-18 23:38
+29
Gave me a spooks
It is fake, that blob was just heavy water. And while the sound heard still remains unclassified, it has much more likely sources.

2016-01-14 23:23
+11
fuck it. .
A man got crowned woman of the year just to prove we can doing anything better than women, including being a woman

2016-01-07 12:34
-1
Yey add me on steam
9 months

2016-01-05 12:20
-1
Yey add me on steam
How long does it take a black woman to take a shit

2016-01-05 12:20
-1
Dogr runnin walls päin
The way I see it atheism is the belief in no diety, and since they can't prove the presence of no God I see them as a religion.

2016-01-04 12:32
-1
Use 4 parts salt to 1 part of water for a 4:1 salt to wat...
Saltwater and metal make rust. As always, don't do what the meme says

2015-12-09 22:35
+99
shrek.jpg
These memes weren't funny a year ago and they sure as hell aren't funny now

2015-10-21 19:28
+8
I am done!!!
Please stop. They were hardly funny a year ago and they sure aren't now.

2015-10-13 23:16
+5
Steam reviews for some zombie survival game
Devs didn't screw up destiny. They got plowed over my the company that spent 10 times more on advertisement than on content.

2015-10-13 23:15
+6
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Why the hell did you redact the original authors watermark. I like these comics and you did a shitty job trying to steal them

2015-10-12 23:06
+11
Sheriff is the case again
I actually just read the story. If you bothered to check your baseless accusation you'd probably realise he was actually raped, to the fullest extent of the word. Dont be so quick to defend based on bias.

2015-10-12 20:09
+3
Sheriff is the case again
It said forced. Which means there was no consent. The case probably started with the kid saying something. You're saying there's no evidence the kid didn't like it when there probably is, but there's also no evidence he did so shut the hell up.

2015-10-12 20:07
+3
Don't do it...
He doesn't need wire cutters he can just disconnect it. Hes breaking it

2015-10-12 13:30
+3
Don't do it...
Wait hes clipping the wires right below a connector

2015-10-12 13:28
+3
Don't do it...
Why the hell is he holding a power Supply in his hands with no esd protection

2015-10-12 13:28
+3
omg I drink water
100% of people who don't drink water also die. Theres no winning

2015-10-04 09:00
+16
My Memedriod
Are they holding hands?

2015-09-09 19:50
+2
Quite unlike dog
No need to be afraid. He can't bite anything because his teeth are too fucking big

2015-08-26 14:38
+4
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So we're not allowed to spread our legs but y'all hoes can walk around not wearing anything on the front half of your legs

2015-08-24 22:01
+17
Why...!!
Devolver digital has complete and fun games

2015-08-14 20:12
+5
Copyright
Why would someone settle for a game like pokemon in a world that already contains pokemon

2015-07-30 00:28
+1
Oh the irony
I'm surprised she knew that and still decided to write it. Theres too many stupid things in this photo for it to be real

2015-06-24 17:51
+2
Marrald is good at murder
The problem with this is that I'm crazy enough to kill a human but never a dog

2015-06-21 23:19
+17
food for thought
They were still qualified. In fact, for a long while they weren't. Think of masters and apprentices.

2015-06-17 18:20
+2
D
It's melting

2015-06-11 18:43
+23
Adobe Reader.
Maybe it's melted inflated plastic

2015-06-11 00:15
+20
I think I got the wrong language, but I'm not sure
I'm actually curious as to what it says. Maybe some African tribal stuff? Looks like only a handful of symbols

2015-06-11 00:10
+25
Enough for one day
This was an actual sculpture. I forgot the artists name but he was arrested when a few skeptics thought he used pieces of actual flesh and when the police tested it they found just over 30 percent was recently living

2015-06-08 07:04
+5
Genius
Trees for cars, it only had about a thousand downloads so he's still living on the streets

2015-06-04 13:05
+9
See you in a jiffy
That would make a jiffy an attosecond.

2015-05-22 07:47
+3
Title ---------------------------------------------------...
In sweden we say ät skit

2015-05-17 11:42
+6
Half-life 3 confirmed?
Counter strike, counter strike source, counter strike global offensive

2015-05-15 12:11
+4
True
Tall people are assholes

2015-05-15 11:53
+1
I thought this game was amazing what did you think about ...
Ign has become garbage

2015-03-23 21:14
+1
My feels....i can't control them
Cats and dogs can't taste sweet. So it's kindof moot.

2015-03-12 20:34
-1
Type "62.212.83.1" in the search engine and press "enter"...
Why were you looking

2015-02-03 23:32
+1
Screw Jedi and sith, this is where it's at.
Rule 1: there are no rules. The rest of the pages are blank

2014-10-31 10:15
+15
Amen
They canceled it because the husband was a child molester I think.

2014-10-26 18:19
+11
love my job
We are actually taught that if a customer swears or yells they need to be immediately transfered to someone else

2014-10-24 09:26
0
Title
a really smart guy once said to find what you Love and let it kill you

2014-10-21 23:17
+1
Don't scribe and drive

2014-10-17 16:28
+2
Keep it warm for me baby
Looks like a ubuntu Linux user

2014-10-16 23:07
+10
The diet
ed sheeran is a bro

2014-10-09 06:53
+28
Keep your options open
say indubitably to alchohol

2014-10-05 23:21
+1
see me
an engineer would have used less tape

2014-10-05 12:51
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Why the hell is Pluto a planet, there is a reason it was demoted in the first place, it was part of the Kuiper belt and there are other trans-Neptunian objects that are larger

2014-10-02 07:42
+8
I guess I'll try again tomorrow
Wednesday has been canceled due to a scheduling error

2014-09-28 19:01
+1
fuckin hell i want one pls ;-;
It's a ship shipping ship

2014-09-28 16:24
+5
That's one very old cat, oh my, yes
That's 10 mice a day!

2014-09-25 22:40
+1
Zombie Containment Unit
These were common in the Victorian era when fear a vampirism was a thing

2014-09-23 10:42
+8
rap god is d BEST
When you reach max level you stop leveling

2014-09-21 10:49
+1
Madden NFL 675747
shitty camera angles tho

2014-09-02 23:35
0
childhood was a fun time for me
"DAMNIT SUSIE STOP BOMBING YOUR SCHOOL"

2014-09-01 21:42
+6
yup
The educational system really has to sort it's shit out

2014-08-30 22:03
+5
Please, this is not a penis dryer, try the glory hole to ...
Saw one of those in Boston airport, messiest urinal ever

2014-08-30 12:54
-1
Truth.
I quoted this in an ap essay

2014-08-28 18:05
+2
there you have it
light particles (quanta) never actually slow down; however, if you place them in a system where they have to bounce between high density molecules it may seem slower outside the system

2014-08-23 09:18
+12
Because who needs a computer
It's probably gonna be available in 5 years or something...

2014-08-22 17:17
+9
Ryno Motors
It's like a minivan for your testicles

2014-08-22 17:16
+5
there'd be some kinky-ass servers out there
I wonder if there'll be griefing

2014-08-21 14:10
+7
face book
That's nothing, Firefox pays 20000 and you can sell the bugs to third parties for several thousands instead of 500

2014-08-19 15:58
+3
Do I........
The resonance in your skull makes your voice sound deeper to yourself, if you listen to a recording of your voice that's actually how people hear you

2014-08-17 15:45
+3
Anime: Vivred Operation.
strike witches

2014-08-17 14:23
0
true.
I would guess it's either the Witcher 2 on ultra graphics or heavily modded skyrim. If it's even a screenshot of a game at all

2014-08-16 22:18
+58
Forever alone
2 days ago my girlfriend called me after she got home just to continue arguing with me.

2014-08-14 18:19
+1
intelligent life
Wjat kind of fuckin name is ayoo

2014-08-13 08:22
+8
favorite anime?
I stopped after 60, it's just one of those shows that are just too damn long

2014-08-12 17:54
+3
typical wifi
You can add ?.jpg or something to the end of your url to bypass it

2014-08-11 10:24
+4
Hmm...
They don't pay for their commercials they're entirely government funded

2014-08-03 11:45
0
Plot twist: the dog is dead.
What the fuck title

2014-07-30 15:18
-11
George R.R. Martin and the South Park episode
"boobies not weiners" - george RR Martin 2014

2014-07-30 14:42
+70
The Power of Highschool of The dead
and what's wrong with fanservice?

2014-07-28 20:18
+20
I think she turn me gay...
You're the reason they're gay

2014-07-27 13:32
+149
Yes please
Welcome to apple

2014-07-26 10:07
0
cold welding
No its true, the only thing keeping metals separate is a thin layer of oxidation

2014-07-23 15:25
+10
can you dig it?
It is katama shoujo, there is a little porn in it but many feels, you should download for free this its great

2014-07-22 19:39
+78
shame on us..
I live on marthas vineyard and I can confirm there are unicorns here

2014-07-17 14:33
+14
I'm a sloth too *rapeface*
their foreplay lasts three days

2014-07-13 17:43
+3
i need this..
I have one, it's fun for about two minutes but overall it's not as satisfying as you would think

2014-07-13 08:16
0
Grouchy Putin having a Moment to Himself
He's putin himself to shame

2014-07-10 15:30
-5
hello
This is what I do to random numbers that text me

2014-07-04 09:56
+3
forced vegetarian
a good friend of mine is allergic to most meats. There is a special spot in heaven for people who suffer like that

2014-06-30 19:39
0
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It's a ship shipping ship shipping shipping ships shipping ships

2014-06-29 12:57
+19
scumbag doctor
Remember kids: everything is a suppository if you believe.

2014-06-18 07:41
+3

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