Capnsquishy

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Capnsquishy | 2012-05-05 21:00

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one does not simply eat one kernel at a time
Eat one at a time to conserve popcorn level throughout movie.

2012-07-24 19:35
-1
Superheroes
I am millionaire.

2012-07-24 19:32
-1
just a shame
I didn't know a macintosh was an apple...

2012-07-24 19:20
-1
The high song
@masterdude USE A KICK

2012-07-20 00:23
+12
Double Trolled
How could you get the popper underneath it without popping before pouring all the popcorn?

2012-07-19 17:55
-1
Sorry bitch i was just dreaming
Always check if it's reality.

2012-07-19 17:45
+3
cant touch this
You're kind of an asshole.

2012-07-18 22:12
+11
lol
What the hell? Mega man should have battle chips!

2012-07-18 22:11
+4
mario
THE POLICE CAR NUMBER THAT HE SEES ALL DAY.

2012-07-18 22:08
+6
Another justice served by the internet
What children will HE be having?

2012-07-17 23:44
+3
Every fucking time
Please switch the titles, then it's a true statemeny.

2012-07-17 21:16
-5
me watersta
What a hell?

2012-07-17 21:08
-1
ash has game
YOU BUTTERFREE UP YOUR SCHEDULE, BECAUSE IMMA BEEDRILLIN' YOU ALL NIGHT

2012-07-16 00:06
+7
020202
Underwater domino stacking.

2012-06-27 23:22
+1
lol
Well he kinda has a cock...

2012-06-26 18:43
+3
IE...
Opera

2012-06-26 18:43
+1
hide and seek
Wow. You tagged on your own watermark to a copyrighted comic. congratulations.

2012-06-26 18:27
-16
chris!?!
I thought she meant phone call...

2012-06-23 19:12
+1
Instead I Made This Comic
Pam!

2012-06-19 00:39
+17
stupid dad
I like these because they're obviously real!

2012-06-18 17:03
0
True Love
Curious, what's arcos? Some other form of cosine?

2012-06-16 10:11
+4
Claire De Lune means moon shine not Twilight
Claude! One of my favorite composers, especially " Dr. Gradus ad Parnassum"

2012-06-16 01:42
-1
If your name is Brandon...It might be too late..
If he has a fucking dick, is that implying that he has another?

2012-06-14 23:31
-1
They just don't understand my humor.
^^^ a guy fapping in class?

2012-06-13 17:06
+20
I guess it just shows how out of the loop I am
@maddiekitsune15

2012-06-13 17:04
+1
Every Time Girls Find Out
"Yeah? So the fuck what?"

2012-06-13 16:58
+3
How the years change us..
DSi? 3DS.

2012-06-13 16:09
+8
Steve Jobs had what to do with gaming?
FUCK YOU MAN, SNAKE WAS AWESOME.

2012-06-13 15:44
+15
Don't want to hear it. It's not funny, It's not original ...
But you just...

2012-06-13 15:42
-2
incorrect password
Why does it seem like it's trying to be a trolling comic? It's pretty smart...

2012-06-12 23:43
+1
aibohphobia
Yay palindromes!

2012-06-12 22:25
-2
Tidal Wave
Calvin and Hobbes was the best!

2012-06-12 18:12
-1
Never forget
Dryer is a noun, drier is a comparison as an adjective.

2012-06-11 21:50
+15
Use Harden
Why is this downvoted? This is funny...

2012-06-11 21:40
+4
bitch please
Regardless of it having only air in it, there's no helium in it. And even if it did fly, wouldn't continents everywhere start floating?

2012-06-11 21:37
+1
admit it
Option-command-escape!

2012-06-11 17:29
-1
bad taste sista
FUCK YOU, TAYLOR SWIFT IS AWESOME. Bieber is not though.

2012-06-10 22:46
+11
library tard encounter
Not sure if an actual retard, or offense.

2012-06-10 22:38
+7
Toilet paper rage
PAPER. ROLLS. OVER. NOT. UNDER.

2012-06-10 13:00
-1
Big Dick Rage
Asian and 2 inches.

2012-06-10 12:41
-1
My experience with theism .
I'm a Christian, but Atheists can do what they please, but honestly, how could such a world happen by accident? Photosynthesis is a good.example, all those conversions couldn't possibly happened by accident!

2012-06-10 12:38
-1
Re-Raged: This Is Making Me Dizzy
Who the fuck plays Pilot Wings Resort? Mario Kart 7.

2012-06-10 12:34
0
Water gun fight
I thought that's how you get water out of your ear...

2012-06-10 12:18
0
trolling
First panel: fat teacher. Second and third: skinny teacher.

2012-06-10 09:22
-1
Macbook battery
Who doesn't have a fucking nickel? Or any coin for that matter?

2012-06-09 00:01
-3
MemeWOrk
Fuck that, use Eclipse!

2012-06-08 18:18
-2
ah
SO COOL

2012-06-08 18:17
+1
a
What sucks is once you've become an audiophile, you can never return to shitty sounds.

2012-06-08 18:13
+19
idc
Batterys. *Batteries.

2012-06-07 09:09
+13
Kinky
Really? I would just have sex with her..

2012-06-07 08:30
+1
hot to gain power!!
Just make sure you can do a handstand first.

2012-06-07 08:20
+6
glue factory
"Sarah Walker".

2012-06-07 08:19
+4
You only created one end of the portal, and millions of people could have opened some, where would you go?

2012-06-06 23:08
0
That's It, I'm Converting to Satanism
He shouldn't have asked a time value first.

2012-06-06 23:06
-2
Important Form
1)Photocopy 2)Practice 3)Review 4)Correct 5)Repeat 1-4 until prepared 6)Don't fuck up while doing the real deal.

2012-06-06 20:31
-1
I don't really need that cash right now
It's not possible to solve it without.at least one more given variable.

2012-06-06 18:59
+3
POKEMONZ
EMERALD.

2012-06-06 18:51
+5
meme

2012-06-06 18:47
-2
The shampoo fell
A stick shampoo bottle?

2012-06-06 18:39
+7
Mind Fu*k
The grammar and spelling were so horrible in this comic, I didn't bother reading it.

2012-06-05 21:39
+4
Oxygen Troll
At the rate of conversion of O2 to CO2, you would die within minutes.

2012-06-05 20:37
0
imaginary friend
Why not just write " I " ?

2012-06-05 19:50
+3
scary movie
Not sure if scary-ass movie, or scary ass-movie.

2012-06-05 18:58
+1
Breathing Underwater.
As the plant dies of lack of sunlight.

2012-06-05 18:41
+1
under what
FUCK YOU I LOVE STEVE

2012-06-04 20:35
0
Women logic, you can't explain that
We're going to fishing?

2012-06-04 09:01
+5
fruity love
Honestly, just leave on the copyright if you post Cyanide and Happiness. What do you gain out of cutting it off?

2012-06-03 09:48
+12
Our God
Kinda don't look like they belong there...

2012-06-03 09:44
-4
Sometimes
The world is ignorant and sees how messed up it really is, his daughter sees the beauty in life.

2012-06-01 14:36
+8
Hitlerssho
Wouldn't everyone connect to find out what it's about?

2012-06-01 13:35
+24
hj
Seems legit.

2012-05-31 23:55
+1
You're not my real mommy...
Turn on ALL the lights!

2012-05-31 23:32
+14
z
If you want to read cyanide and happiness, go to explosm.net, but this is not the place for them.

2012-05-31 23:28
-8
right?
I thought it was going to be a lion king reference...

2012-05-31 23:27
+7
pokemon evolotion
THIRD GEN FOR LIFE.

2012-05-31 20:33
0
Bastard friends
You can't post naked people on youtube...

2012-05-31 20:31
0
hdfgh
Well he had to develop all the music first, mix and master the tracks together also...

2012-05-31 17:59
+4
JKUGAY
Place pressure on scale, zero out scale, take pressure off, negative pounds.

2012-05-31 16:59
+1
Mtv
Please credit Cyanide and Happiness.

2012-05-31 16:40
+1
Professor Awesome
She was about to blow professor Oak.

2012-05-31 16:36
+3
smart
Apple's not bad, it's just that Androids are better!

2012-05-31 13:57
+4
b
Stop posting from 9gag. Please.

2012-05-31 13:18
-4
hehe
Stop posting cyanide and happiness! Go to explosm.net if you want to read them. This application is not for posting from other websites, it's for people to share original materials.

2012-05-31 10:15
-20
Chicken Trolldad
He kinda has a cock...

2012-05-31 10:12
+3
The girl from the TV
Stop the reposts. Please.

2012-05-31 10:11
-6
a
Fairly Odd Parents anyone?

2012-05-30 22:48
+2
Easter
It was auto correct. She meant duck.

2012-05-30 15:04
+1
Rolling On Floor Raughing
You seriously had to be racist? I think the comic's funny, but to make fun of the language is messed up. Honestly, google translate exists for a reason.

2012-05-29 23:18
-5
Jorra
Benders hate the start of the week because it's "Amon-day"

2012-05-29 22:30
+8
*chrome.

2012-05-29 00:25
+1
believe in jesus
@devildog19 just stop. If people wamt to read cyanide and happiness, there's an entire website. Just post original rage comics like this section was designed for.

2012-05-29 00:23
-2
Vacation Diet
*ladies.

2012-05-29 00:16
+7
F**k Yeah
Why are so many words capitalized?

2012-05-28 19:09
+1
Rage Comic Eggs
I can't get over the genius face.

2012-05-28 19:08
+2
Diverging
This was from an episode of "Monk" where he learns how to use a laptop.

2012-05-28 19:07
+3
Pouring Liquid
This was obviously a regular comic, but someone shoved some rage faces in it.

2012-05-28 19:05
+10
parent
You know, he can't watch them both all the time.

2012-05-24 23:31
+2
Okami? Anyone?

2012-05-24 18:26
-1
weird genie
This is a copy of an XKCD comic.

2012-05-24 15:15
+1
q
I kinda don't understand the grandpa part....

2012-05-23 23:41
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