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  Pedo JOBAMA

  Haven't been on memedroid in months and this is the first shit i see, time to leave again

  2022-08-13 21:31

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  youtube ads

  Ive noticed on the youtube music ad they've been progressively increasing the ad length. Its up to two 15 second unskippable ads really pushing you to buy their bullshit ad free "premium" version

  2022-06-03 07:24

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  Ha

  Power rangers dino thunder was the best after mighty morphin

  2022-04-26 00:06

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  Captain goes brrr

  I only wear them now if the business i'm going into requires them, like my local metra won't let you ride without one

  2022-04-19 06:29

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  Free donuts

  Back when i was working in the mall the DD across from us would always throw them out at the end of the day. Sometimes if we got there in time they let us take them home. Literally boxes full.

  2022-04-04 20:34

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  More vaxx

  How'd he get blank cards though, don't they sign them when you receive the shot

  2022-04-04 20:31

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  Fengas

  3 in the pinky

  2022-04-04 13:12

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  Amerikanz ....

  "This is the gayborhood and you are not welcome "

  2022-04-01 06:06

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  GG

  His political shitposts are always the first ones I see when I open the app

  2022-02-24 17:47

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  My Spirit Animal

  Hopefully they don't kill him for going into human areas given this thicc boy is just hungry and was there before humans

  2022-02-22 17:13

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  Get him!

  And just like that poor people were no more

  2022-02-21 18:28

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  jobs reports

  We still fixated on the obamas?

  2022-02-16 12:06

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  could a normal locksmith or aaa even get it open?

  Now you gotta throw the whole truck away

  2022-02-13 23:03

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  metastasizing cellular growth from BNT162b2 I really don'...

  Good

  2022-02-09 22:07

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  how prohibition works…

  I remember reading those in middle school

  2022-02-08 11:12

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  Bulked up boi

  Or shrinking your nuts

  2022-02-07 22:52

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  Smart kid, was definitely worth it

  I never really liked Trump, but with the way things are going I wish he was back

  2022-02-06 10:37

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  Coca-Cola out here giving me ideas

  More protein

  2022-01-30 00:04

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  Don't piss off the truckers!

  Ive been here since 2012 used to be on here daily but slowy started getting bored from the app

  2022-01-29 18:06

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  Kick it

  My dog threw up on my bed..back to back once

  2022-01-28 18:06

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  how much would could a wood chuck chuck if his wife left him

  Cool meme Blknight72

  2022-01-25 11:33

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  Club owners surveying the dancefloor from their VIP room

  I never found them..fun

  2022-01-24 17:42

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  Why you so quite all the time??

  Same but this was an old best friend of mine who only ever contacted me when he was "depressed" but immediately after in social media would be at clubs partying and I'd get ghosted for days and when they'd finally text back it was with the same "depressed" mood they claimed to have. So i said fuck it and blocked from everywhere

  2022-01-19 14:54

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  read the shirt.....i would still bang her

  I thought it was a dude

  2022-01-16 06:43

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  Light up your lifetime warranty

  Shockingly this worked

  2022-01-16 06:31

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  Finally brought something I'd eat

  no just like you said, "until" which will happen

  2022-01-09 12:53

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  Finally brought something I'd eat

  Kinda like us

  2022-01-09 10:31

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  Once a th0t always a th0t

  Thats the type of woman you bring home to your parents

  2021-12-16 06:30

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  Cucumber....

  

  2021-12-14 06:25

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  Forbidden suck

  I believe it doesn't, eve went to adam to tell him to also try it

  2021-12-10 14:12

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  ignorant historians

  Ok i'll downvote both

  2021-12-09 18:03

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  Give yourself the time you need

  Mr bee is sleeping in plant sperm

  2021-12-08 14:20

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  when your that lazy guy

  When I walk into the locker room there's always that high school kid posing and then when they see someone come in they pretend to just be on their phone

  2021-12-03 06:29

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  sa me paraissais étrange de pas l'avoir encore vue donc ...

  Already got my tickets

  2021-12-03 06:25

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  WoW

  The kid is the teacher? Pretty similar hand writing

  2021-11-30 06:25

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  Let's go Brandon

  Chuckled at this one

  2021-11-30 06:25

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  Futurama is the shit

  Yeah it makes all the difference in the cold

  2021-11-30 05:58

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  3 days

  The joke You

  2021-11-25 20:31

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  Get your John today

  This is cringe man

  2021-11-22 20:17

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  That's Deep

  anything remotely anti-liberal passes

  2021-11-22 14:25

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  For the downvoters on memedroid

  Your comment offends me

  2021-11-22 14:22

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  newbs

  I know the company i used to work for offered working from home and the girl i'd work with would clock in on time, but sleep on the job and lazy around. Never got in trouble for it even though the work was always submitted late

  2021-11-22 14:15

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  CChina

  Nigga what

  2021-11-21 21:52

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  Should be fun!

  She'll commit suicide beforehand because no guard or camera would be watching at that moment

  2021-11-21 21:51

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  Chad

  Least it wont be all over social media now

  2021-11-20 23:08

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  You just have to "Trust the Science" my goyum

  I love the gym life, so I do keep active. Myocarditis was my biggest fear when getting the vaccine. But didnt want to lose my job

  2021-11-19 17:55

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  You just have to "Trust the Science" my goyum

  I've been meaning to, but my work schedule interferes a lot.

  2021-11-19 17:54

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  You just have to "Trust the Science" my goyum

  Covid didn't hit me bad, only lost my taste and smell for a week but up until now about a year later I still can't smell a lot of things very well. As for the vaccine I randomly get chest discomfort and my arm/fingers fall asleep at random times. These happened after i got both injections

  2021-11-19 11:48

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  choose wisely

  I wish my dog could live as long as I could

  2021-11-18 18:49

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  Heavy Metal

  you cant

  2021-11-14 18:28

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  Heavy Metal

  The air is racist

  2021-11-14 15:35

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  yes. Relient K screams.

  Cringe

  2021-11-14 13:08

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  That would work

  Elaborate

  2021-11-14 13:07

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  META

  OP probably strokes it to this hat

  2021-11-01 14:17

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  Noted

  Transgender people claim to be brave, but can't take a joke

  2021-10-21 12:43

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  Lesko go Brandon

  I was beginning to believe we were becoming political free, then OP's stupid ass shows up

  2021-10-14 06:29

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  Title

  personal experience?

  2021-10-13 06:10

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  Disappointment Sandwhich

  My girl has pretty good sized ones, but some days they look bigger i was like at first, then i realized its the bra padding. I tell her all the time "fake tittys"

  2021-10-02 15:22

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  That's someone else trash

  Almost every girl I went to high school with is a single mother at this point

  2021-09-27 06:19

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  The meeting

  I live in mini chicago

  2021-09-21 15:48

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  The meeting

  Man i'd love to see and hear parrots in the morning, all I hear is gunshots

  2021-09-21 08:40

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  Weak low status males

  I work in a hospital, all hospitals around me mandated the vaccine. Moving wasn't an option. Was literally forced to.

  2021-09-19 16:05

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  Weak low status males

  That would require me to go to the higher ups, and they wouldn't pay attention to me. They're the ones who forced it on us in the first place

  2021-09-19 16:04

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  Weak low status males

  I got the jab yesterday guys, been feeling like shit after it either the jab or get fired

  2021-09-19 15:23

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  Self explanatory

  Who's the pedo

  2021-09-09 20:07

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  peluchin sux ass

  and the guy killing cats hasn't been executed yet why?

  2021-09-06 10:51

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  Taxpayers money go brrr

  Same thing happened when the kurds lost US support, they retreated the very same moment leaving behind bases full of weapons and gear.

  2021-09-04 11:03

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  Le COsTc0

  I don't like the wet sensation

  2021-09-02 07:54

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  Le COsTc0

  They're already hoarding the toilet paper at my local sams club guess i'll wipe my ass with rough paper towels

  2021-09-02 07:45

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  ◇♤□{}7

  I grew up with tobys spiderman so for me its the best one

  2021-08-31 12:23

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  dongs in an immunity

  Ain't it funny how fast they got it "approved" and how pushy they are with it like all the incentives they offer to get it. Sucks my hospital is partnered with a big name company that cares more about profit than their employees. I studied for my career and i have debt so I have no other choice because I can't afford to be jobless. I wish you good health that you don't get any secondary effects

  2021-08-30 22:11

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  dongs in an immunity

  Gonna have to

  2021-08-30 17:24

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  dongs in an immunity

  I can't apply anywhere else as all hospitals within a 2 hours drive are mandating it. Clinics as well. Truly fucked over. Not antivax, but im anti forcing you to get a jab that hasn't had long term effect studies. "Rare" side effect of myocarditis? Fuck that.

  2021-08-30 17:24

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  Ben

  All these "genders" are fucking confusing. Sucks hollywood is doing what this whole lgbtq shit says

  2021-08-28 23:11

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  The Howling

  imagine the smell in that place

  2021-08-28 23:09

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  dongs in an immunity

  I heard they make you sign a waiver that if you get really ill or die you can't sue them. Well, i'll find out in october when my hospital forces the needle in me if not im terminated

  2021-08-28 23:08

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  Ha

  My hospital is requiring the vaccine or get fired by october 1st or swab once a week

  2021-08-26 21:26

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  Uturn

  And when its time for a real job because there's more girls to look at, what will they put on their resume

  2021-08-26 21:21

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  Propane OP

  I bought that cheap "instant" charcoal that walmart carries , it was a bitch to get it to turn on and once on it only lasted about 5 min.

  2021-08-21 17:45

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  Hang in There Folks

  Incomepetence from afghanistan too though, they weren't trained to abandon them

  2021-08-21 11:22

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  It's funny

  Your time is now, open the site

  2021-08-21 10:31

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  Hang in There Folks

  There's documentaries out there, even before biden was in office, where afghan troops were simply leaving their posts when they heard the taliban we're getting closer. Abandoning behind humvees, and a ton of military grade equipment. So even though biden made it even easier for the taliban, i'm still asking why. When they greatly outnumbered them

  2021-08-21 10:28

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  Hang in There Folks

  I agree on those terms, but can't deny the fact that the afghan military was full of corruption for the past 20 years. Taliban shouldn't have even existed by now.

  2021-08-21 10:23

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  Hang in There Folks

  I'm trying to think what the solution was going to be, because if afghanistan fell in 24 hours that badly despite having a well equipped military of approximately 300,000 then what good plan would've prevented this?

  2021-08-21 10:16

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  It's funny

  I found it more funny when I remembered this girl flexing on youtube that she bought mercedes g-wagon in cash with her onlyfans porn money, little did she know the cost to maintain it and the insurance. Plus with onlyfans deleting the content she'll have to sell it

  2021-08-21 10:03

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  Hang in There Folks

  Pulling out of afghanistan would've been a shit show no matter who the president was, change my mind

  2021-08-21 10:01

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  Yaaaaaaaaaay

  Joe mama

  2021-08-16 21:39

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  Great Success

  Damn for real?

  2021-08-16 21:38

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  how badly can u mismanage something?

  Endless and pointless bloodshed

  2021-08-16 18:07

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  how badly can u mismanage something?

  There was 20 years of investment in afghanistan. Our guys in the armed forces shouldn't suffer from lost limbs and ptsd fighting for a country that isn't willing to help themselves. What good would a plan in place leave if they can't help themselves to implement it. Look at mexico, their goverment isn't helping them fight the cartel so they picked up arms to fight for their tiny villages. Afghan had the whole US support and funds.

  2021-08-16 17:47

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  how badly can u mismanage something?

  So did we want our troops back home or did we not? Because from the looks of it, people are all pissy now.

  2021-08-16 17:14

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  cool goose

  These are cool, we have one named Lucas in mexico. He's chill he just shits a lot. Its the canadian geese that suck ass

  2021-08-12 15:46

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  Let them burn

  Well according to quick google searches, even if considered misdemeanors, you can still go to jail.

  2021-08-09 16:34

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  Strange names....

  Well caffeine does have dependence properties, I abused the hell out of it in high school using up to 450mg a day for the gym and school (because i didnt know any better) i cut down to about 150mg every day for 4 days and cant function well without it

  2021-08-09 11:08

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  Title

  the rogue has a sport option

  2021-08-04 18:08

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  north korea

  Can I convince you to go kill yourself?

  2021-07-31 12:57

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  Gay

  Very funny meme OP

  2021-07-31 12:56

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  Are we that dumb?

  I lost it when i got my first job years ago in food service

  2021-07-28 18:07

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  Disgusting

  I've never heard of it, I clean my dogs eyes with a wet soft cloth and dog safe shampoo and always remove their eye boogers when they show up. Never had them looking with crusty ass stains

  2021-07-28 17:47

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  True?

  Must be in the cities, my towns are dead nobody plays anymore really so doing raids by yourself is impossible. So i gave it up

  2021-07-27 11:11

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