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  Low expectations yield barely livable wages

  Nah you sound like an entitled commie

  2023-10-17 02:11

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  Oopsie Daisy

  

  2023-10-17 01:56

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  Was I a good politician?

  A rich politician is a good politician

  2023-10-02 15:14

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  Was I a good politician?

  It saddens me that even a single soul upvoted him/her/them

  2023-09-29 22:55

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  Somehow works I guess

  Geek feces

  2023-09-29 22:45

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  When did the government work 10 hours of my shift?

  Not just sh***y but also illegal stuff, like laundering money in Ukraine

  2023-09-25 21:26

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  Does anyone trust them? Do they even trust themselves?

  

  2023-09-25 21:23

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  Make sports cards great again

  That's Al Bundy, a miserable shoe salesman with a terrible family whose sole claim to fame is that one night in 1966 when he scored 4 touchdowns for Polk High School in the Chicago City Championship game

  2023-09-08 09:40

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  Angel Soft Releases New 'Devil Hard' Toilet Paper For Ath...

  

  2023-09-08 09:31

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  Arielle

  She could play Sloth in a live action Ice Age remake

  2023-09-06 17:44

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  Hol up

  

  2023-09-05 20:51

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  Fireball

  Highly unlikely since going to your backyard would mean that you've actually touched grass in your life

  2023-09-01 13:20

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  Chinese company erects a building in just 28 hours and 45...

  And if you get hungry, you can eat the tofu walls

  2023-09-01 12:46

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  THIS....

  That's a really believable fur suit

  2023-09-01 12:45

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  *vibes exquisitely*

  I loveth at which hour thou bid me "Great Father"! Cast thine hands unto the heavens, if thou art a true playeth'r!

  2023-09-01 12:43

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  Welcome to jackass

  

  2023-09-01 12:35

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  Fireball

  That's a soccer ball; "flaming gay" is much more appropriate

  2023-09-01 12:33

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  Why would he need more?

  

  2023-09-01 12:31

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  Oh no the White guilt

  nice pfp btw

  2023-09-01 12:30

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  The little engine that could

  A 1.8-powered Miata shouldn't have much of a problem getting you and your boyfriend up to highway speed

  2023-09-01 12:03

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  Oh no the White guilt

  It's not really a newspaper article, it's a reader's question in the Q&A section. The newspaper replied that the reader did the right thing but that it was understandable for him/her to be concerned for the black kid's safety after calling the cops.

  2023-09-01 11:57

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  Is that pre or post slap Will Smith in the background?

  Le le, le le le le... Joaquín Phoenix

  2023-09-01 10:32

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  Modern Family has the best “It’s not what it looks li...

  

  2023-09-01 10:30

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  yes, trust the menacing mercenary

  

  2023-09-01 10:25

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  dongs in a policy

  A person that identifies as a liberal

  2023-09-01 10:18

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  title

  Stretched and distorted so much that it doesn't even look like the antchrist anymore

  2023-08-28 22:10

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  Final destination

  Yep, and your boyfriend is black

  2023-08-28 22:09

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  haha

  

  2023-08-28 10:37

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  Smol Sebastian

  *damn

  2023-08-27 14:37

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  Final destination

  No u

  2023-08-27 04:11

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  haha

  He's so much cooler now with all that street cred

  2023-08-27 01:40

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  Mobile games be like

  Use airplane mode bro

  2023-08-27 01:32

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  Final destination

  How do you know my name!?

  2023-08-27 00:59

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  Ew

  And UPS

  2023-08-26 09:12

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  President Quackenhowser

  I really didn't like Desantis' reaction when they were asked whomst would pardon Trump if elected President. Ratatouille threw his hand up immediately... Ron looked around and put his hand up halfway after seeing others do it first

  2023-08-25 23:52

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  raise your hand friends

  Especially since the rest of the country was forced to stay home (unless you were stealing TVs and destroying local businesses because a black felon OD'd with a white cop on top of him )

  2023-08-25 19:21

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  raise your hand friends

  I was in the Keys for a week during the pandemic; it was pretty awesome walking on the beach without paper mouth panties. And everybody I met (and I do mean EVERYBODY) absolutely loved Desantis for letting people just live their lives

  2023-08-25 19:17

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  raise your hand friends

  Dude please do it, be my guest I'm not a blind "hurr durr muh GOP gud" sycophant... by all means, let's drain the swamp of every traitorous rat, on both sides

  2023-08-25 19:12

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  President Quackenhowser

  Perhaps this time they'll use more relaxed "federal guidelines" as an excuse to bring them back, which would also let them use a, "You see? We didn't destroy the economy with lockdowns like Trump" talking point

  2023-08-24 23:36

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  President Quackenhowser

  They're pushing to lock up Trump now that election season is kicking off. They're desperate to keep him out of office. Even if it's not another full-on lockdown, they need an excuse to bring back universal mail-in ballots.

  2023-08-24 23:33

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  That dense motherfucker, is he a friend of yours?

  You are one fat ninja

  2023-08-24 19:50

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  Squash

  

  2023-08-24 19:42

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  oh, that's why he says that

  2016-2020: "Not my President! Stolen election! Russia Russia Russia! Hillary was robbed! Pee pee tape!" 2020+: "Election denier! Insurrectionist! Conspiracy theorist!"

  2023-08-24 19:40

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  oh, that's why he says that

  *immediately taps out*

  2023-08-24 19:32

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  Surprise

  Lucky Luke's boy

  2023-08-24 19:30

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  someone is in trouble

  

  2023-08-24 19:25

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  someone is in trouble

  Ok

  2023-08-24 19:24

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  waiting patiently

  Testosterone-free liberals don't seem to understand that turning Trump into a political martyr is only strengthening his base

  2023-08-24 19:17

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  raise your hand friends

  Raise your hand if you're owned by special interests and big donors, and have made yourself rich through politics

  2023-08-24 19:10

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  aren't we all sleepy

  Honestly, I haven't seen the whole speech so MAYBE there's some context that I'm missing out on. All I heard was him talking about his "hairy legs that turn blond in the sun" and how the black kids would touch and play with those curly hairs

  2023-08-24 18:59

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  Absolutely astounding

  I got a call from one of those astronauts the other day. His name is Michael Smith and he helped me refund the $5,000 that I mistakenly stole from Amazon, I thought it was weird that they only accept Best Buy prepaid debit cards though

  2023-08-24 18:53

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  Clown world

  Democrats won across the board in 2020. Thanks for voting for Trump next year

  2023-08-24 18:48

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  Title

  *reft rane

  2023-08-24 18:41

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  title

  "Hate incidents" are indeed on the rise, it's just coming from another minority

  2023-08-24 18:39

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  Temperature

  I can't wait for fall when it'll drop into the low 90's

  2023-08-24 18:36

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  aren't we all sleepy

  : "He was just looking down at his phone"

  2023-08-24 18:33

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  President Quackenhowser

  I highly doubt he would lock Florida down again over another COVID false flag but yeah, time will tell

  2023-08-24 18:28

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  Neil DeGrasse Tyson disappoints the way Bill Nye does

  He lost his science cred when he said, "gender is a spectrum"

  2023-08-24 18:23

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  Milf who are thiq with a q the thickest of thicc

  That's not a Pixar mom, that's Frankie Lapenna in a wig and sunhat

  2023-08-24 18:20

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  hot beaveridge

  Tea is just boneless coffee

  2023-08-24 18:18

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  Can't blame the boomers for this one

  

  2023-08-24 18:17

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  Not a meme, but a wholesome pupper pic

  High quality meme

  2023-08-24 18:15

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  How you watched porn at the turn of the century, before c...

  

  2023-08-24 18:13

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  President Quackenhowser

  He's a great governor, he just made the mistake of standing in front of the Trump train

  2023-08-24 18:13

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  worst cars

  OP uploaded this from a flaming Samsung Note 7

  2023-08-24 18:09

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  darkest desire

  Definitely NSFW

  2023-08-24 18:03

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  aren't we all sleepy

  Excuse me, but did you already forget that he gave the wildfire-annihilated residents of "the big island" Maui, Hawaii a whopping $700?

  2023-08-24 17:58

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  aren't we all sleepy

  Biden is senile.

  2023-08-24 17:54

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  aren't we all sleepy

  

  2023-08-24 17:51

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  Final destination

  Why did you have to remind me of his shocked and helpless cries of despair?!

  2023-08-24 17:51

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  Kinda like wearing a ball cap of your hometown team

  Chinese

  2023-08-24 17:48

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  Temperature

  Nice weather bro

  2023-08-24 17:43

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  NAUR!!!!

  "Whoa did you hear that Memedroid was developed by heterosexuals?" Australians: "Trondheim "

  2023-08-24 17:41

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  How you watched porn at the turn of the century, before c...

  Whoa try to get some sleep there, Dracula

  2023-08-24 17:35

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  yeah

  He put mayonnaise in her potato salad

  2023-08-24 17:34

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  someone is in trouble

  Just as I thought, all feelings without one single complaint about actual policy. And the one "policy" you criticized (the deficit) was passed by a Democrat controlled House. Figures

  2023-08-24 17:33

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  someone is in trouble

  It's 20 votes, 45% currently. My guess is 9 alt accounts

  2023-08-24 17:29

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  someone is in trouble

  What else would you expect from a cheerleader in a brown shirt?

  2023-08-24 17:27

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  Meme

  No

  2023-08-24 17:25

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  all roads lead to...

  They're all just sub-categories of Pedophile

  2023-08-24 17:23

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  BILL

  Cool story bro

  2023-08-24 01:14

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  Title

  Mormons

  2023-08-24 00:46

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  Asking to be robbed

  It's probably a good thing that you'll never get your hands on a real-life firearm because you, Sir, are completely unhinged

  2023-08-23 13:24

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  And on that day, nothing of value was lost.

  

  2023-08-23 01:26

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  dongs in a word

  Should've been a Hellcat

  2023-08-23 01:24

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  it's not the current thing

  So just because somebody doesn't lick the high heel stilettos of homosexual Zelenski, it means that they lick the boots of Putin?

  2023-08-23 01:07

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  Merica

  Look it up, there are many things that the UK banned long ago that are still legal in the United States (like dentists and flavorful food )

  2023-08-23 00:58

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  Movie if the year

  alamy alamy

  2023-08-23 00:46

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  Weapon of Choice begins to play

  It's aight

  2023-08-23 00:45

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  dudes snoozin on them fires

  The news media is spinning so hard right now it's pathetic "He could've just been resting his eyes for a second, or looking down at his phone... "

  2023-08-23 00:44

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  wiping boogers on your credit score

  You can also forget about receiving an income tax return check

  2023-08-23 00:40

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  *internal screaming*

  -14% ADS time,+5% movement speed, +10% ADS movement speed +10% ADS bullet spread, +8% vertical recoil, -10% hit flinch

  2023-08-23 00:37

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  Title

  So he wrote the Twilight saga, big deal

  2023-08-23 00:18

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  Car guys

  I tried to make the same bicycle comparison too but NG didn't let me post a comment that long

  2023-08-23 00:14

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  Gave herself a boner

  "Elites hate him... Here's why"

  2023-08-23 00:12

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  Gave herself a boner

  Just put an "Accident Free Zone" sign on your car and you can drive with utmost confidence that you'll make it home without even one single door ding

  2023-08-23 00:09

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  wiping boogers on your freedoms

  AR-15s, choppers, and night vision

  2023-08-23 00:05

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  Rekt

  But only if you're married though, RIGHT?!?!

  2023-08-23 00:01

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  Gave herself a boner

  Accidents aren't always your own fault. You could be the most cautious driver on the road and still get t-boned in an intersection because some lady was looking at cat videos on Facebook instead of paying attention to the red light in front of her

  2023-08-23 00:00

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  Masked

  I met a girl like that. She was highly insecure of her looks (she's cute btw) and was mad when the mandates went away. She told me she liked masks because they "hid her ugly face" and I felt genuinely sad that she felt that way about herself

  2023-08-22 23:57

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