Latest comments

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  Fox and dog barking

  Ahhh!

  2024-09-06 22:42

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  Useful grabbing tool

  I Googled "board gripper" and found a blue one at Lowe's for $25.

  2024-09-06 22:21

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  Building in Fallout

  There's an exploit to fix that. The Schooled Zone on YT has a lot of settlement building tips. My favorite is the "no wires" glitch.

  2024-09-06 22:14

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  Building in Fallout

  I'm 718 hours into Starfield. Still enjoying it. Just waiting for Shattered Space to drop.

  2024-09-06 22:11

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  time for another war

  If politicians have a problem with the constitution, it's not the constitution that is the problem.

  2024-09-03 06:50

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  It wasn't that

  I know a few guys that would bang a fat chick. I don't know any chicks that would bang a fat guy.

  2024-09-02 15:58

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  Coat from the inventory

  When I was a kid I could fit a 2 Liter in one pocket and a PlayStation in the other. I miss my old school Jncos

  2024-08-31 22:00

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  Lol

  Holy shit! You can get a bagless one now?

  2024-08-31 21:46

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  Good

  Like having braille on the drive up ATM.

  2024-08-31 21:45

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  Yep

  Girl on the left just wants attention. Woman on the right just wants affection.

  2024-08-31 21:41

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  :Ohgodwhy:

  Let me live my fantasy.

  2024-08-31 21:32

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  Carpet bombing

  Muff muzzle or twat squat or a good time?

  2024-08-24 21:37

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  Loading up an old saved file

  Moon Knight is the show. He's a Marvel character. Released in 2022 on Disney+

  2024-08-24 00:20

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  They taste the same unfortunately

  I used the hot dog ones but I break them in half so they take effect quicker. Also I'm not gay.

  2024-08-23 23:21

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  Harvard MIT Pigeon prank

  

  2024-08-22 10:15

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  Harvard MIT Pigeon prank

  He was dressed as a referee. Football referees wear black and white stripes.

  2024-08-22 10:15

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  agreed. These bitches are ruining lives

  Just make them a registered sex offender. Add em to the list.

  2024-08-21 11:26

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  Top places to visit when you have no money

  I live at work. I get to visit home.

  2024-08-21 06:24

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  They are just like us

  Sploot

  2024-08-13 15:55

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  Because America, that's why

  I went to like this then realized I already did earlier today. I'd like it 1776 times if I could.

  2024-08-11 06:26

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  The Olympic Games in 1908

  Me too.

  2024-07-29 23:03

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  Shoot for the moon, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

  And here I thought the stars were further away then the moon like a dummy.

  2024-07-23 09:15

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  Mental health issues

  I'll take two please

  2024-07-22 10:05

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  Da fck is that

  It's a three-toed sloth

  2024-07-21 09:30

  +1
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  Metalheads hate each other

  Stoner doom, melodic death and symphonic power. Among others.

  2024-07-18 18:20

  +1
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  Absolutely true! It's straight garbage now

  Just like EA and the Madden franchise.

  2024-07-17 10:06

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  Let them fight

  Hippo uses bite. It's super effective! Polar bear has fainted.

  2024-07-10 12:19

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  Don't

  I miss engrish.com

  2024-06-30 05:35

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  He's like Robin Williams doing Boomhauer

  Stoicism at its finest.

  2024-06-30 05:32

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  Uh oh

  Tamriel here I come.

  2024-06-29 15:42

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  Is the Kool-aid man the jar or the liquid?

  Frosty the snowman is probably a litch. The similarities are pretty striking. Perhaps the Kool-aid man is as well.

  2024-06-27 22:21

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  Finally getting what you want

  I want to win the lottery. I'm ready to deal with the consequences

  2024-06-27 22:02

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  can't unsee it

  TI 99-4A

  2024-06-24 17:28

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  Good morning

  The best part of waking up is going back to bed

  2024-06-19 13:13

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  Real

  Me anytime I have to leave the house for any reason whatsoever.

  2024-06-04 14:10

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  so nice

  Wholesome

  2024-05-29 14:15

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  White! But the other three would be red for sure

  Covered in diamonds

  2024-05-29 05:04

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  Title

  Nothing. Feeling cute, might die later. What about you?

  2024-05-20 14:59

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  Actors don't know how to fight for real, er, do they?

  8 is pretty impressive no matter how you frame it. 8 out of 8, impressive. 8 out of 4000 still impressive. 8 out of 5 very impressive.

  2024-05-20 14:48

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  Knights

  Dude didn't get back up.

  2024-05-15 11:10

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  Title

  6. Listen dummy 5. You got a fuckin problem? 4. Hey dipshit 3. Settle down princess 2. Fuck you and everything you've ever believed in. 1. I hope all the worst parts of the Bible happen to you and your family.

  2024-05-12 10:10

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  Race Traitor Jewboy who works for somalian gay terrorist ...

  He look like the bust of a Roman Emperor to begin with. Now he looks like your next door neighbor.

  2024-05-12 09:54

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  What race would you not race at all

  I don't blame her I mean F1 drivers basically have to be anorexic.

  2024-05-11 01:50

  +1
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  Hell yeah memes

  Oof.

  2024-05-08 07:19

  +1
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  Title

  Just take a bite out of it yourself. They're your cookies.

  2024-05-06 13:56

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  Dam... son

  Me when I clock in.

  2024-05-05 21:00

  +3
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  Etiquette and protocol (meme) droids

  And only 2 if one of the guys is an asshole.

  2024-05-02 11:17

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  What's the answer?

  Open a can of tuna. Make them come to you.

  2024-04-28 11:09

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  POV facts

  I'm not sure how to delete my own posts.

  2024-04-25 07:23

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  Laughs in Eddie Murphy

  Dovahkiin.

  2024-04-23 11:16

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  I like it

  Underqualified? No, I'm overqualified. I'm just an under achiever.

  2024-04-18 19:34

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  Cook them

  Chili's baby back ribs.

  2024-04-17 08:39

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  Yes

  Skyrim's dragons should have been his size.

  2024-04-17 07:26

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  Cursed by the tree

  You're right. However, AI generated art and photoshop do.

  2024-04-15 14:56

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  Literally

  *Confused Second Amendment noises*

  2024-04-10 12:29

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  Brazil number 1!

  Which is only 68 murders more than all the blue countries combined. Try harder Brazil. Don't stop until all the other countries are blue.

  2024-04-04 15:13

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  Don't you think you're a little offensive?

  I'm not sure what she said but it was probably facts

  2024-04-03 17:06

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  Just another Friday

  Shit, that's me every day. And I don't even hate my job.

  2024-03-30 02:30

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  Title

  Cool story bro.

  2024-03-28 00:04

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  I miss old Disney. Susie The Little Blue Coupe

  S tier pun my dude

  2024-03-24 05:04

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  Captain Marvel 3 cancelled meme

  Don't cancel it. Just kill her off properly. And don't add any woke nonsense in it.

  2024-03-19 12:27

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  Barnett didn't kill himself

  Definitely self-inflicted

  2024-03-18 10:13

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  Say it ain’t so

  Whatever z-tard.

  2024-03-17 08:56

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  Bro cows are the best

  I excitedly pointed out some cows on a road trip. About a mile down the road I said "hey guys, you remember those cows?" It's still an inside joke among my friends.

  2024-03-14 11:31

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  Sorry if repost

  You know, I was just thinking "what's best way to dislocate my shoulder, while having the most fun?"

  2024-03-14 11:28

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  Just like this one lol

  I want to, but now I'm skeptical.

  2024-03-13 10:12

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  Title

  Hmmm. Does the British Army accept Americans? Asking for a friend.

  2024-03-13 10:05

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  Night out with the girls

  So was I but this is the first time I've seen it.

  2024-03-12 10:15

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  Hello Megan

  Pull out my phone to snap a pic and turn it into a meme.

  2024-03-12 07:21

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  I'm too tired to come up with something

  He was killed by a Trinidad Scorpion

  2024-03-11 23:35

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  Cocacola formula meme

  I tried to buy natural and artificial flavors from the grocery store. Apparently they don't carry those.

  2024-03-11 10:23

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  Average wasp nest in Australia

  Yep time to do a factory reset and start over.

  2024-03-11 10:18

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  comment if your name is hector

  Actual name, Noel Gugliemi.

  2024-03-11 09:11

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  20 tons of metal are flying above our head with the help ...

  Brain: look at the helicopter. Me: why? Brain: you have to.

  2024-03-07 10:23

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  who votes for this

  That's not miss Germany that's miss GEPP:;[] {L024.

  2024-03-06 10:25

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  Two paths to the same end

  Lol

  2024-03-04 14:31

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  Two paths to the same end

  Not fixing your sleep schedule.

  2024-03-04 09:12

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  My mommy told me I'm a special snowflake

  He's got that Thornberry nose

  2024-03-02 19:38

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  Title

  I'm not going on an adventure. I'm going to be upset. I should have just stayed home like I planed.

  2024-03-02 01:15

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  Tile

  That's how the bottle of water I brought to bed with me taists when I wake up in the middle of the night dying of thirst.

  2024-02-27 05:26

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  Hmm

  Poison dart frogs are pretty dang cute too.

  2024-02-26 08:17

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  Nice

  You misspelled nice

  2024-02-26 07:12

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  depressing ;(

  When the barista pours their heart and soul into making the coffee for you.

  2024-02-25 08:20

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  Dongs in a Keanu

  Yes sir mister Reeves sir. It's 778-330-2389

  2024-02-24 18:28

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  Oof

  Yeah, I lost about an hour of progress.

  2024-02-24 18:26

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  Dongs in a Keanu

  Keanu Reeves is allowed to go wherever Keanu Reeves pleases.

  2024-02-24 08:47

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  Oof

  I left it there for 45 minutes hoping. It never came back.

  2024-02-22 13:56

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  hm

  He'll be dead before the first year. So it's basically the same. Haha

  2024-02-22 08:20

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  Boyfriend food?

  Yes I would like some wet macaroni and cheese and pizza pellets

  2024-02-22 07:10

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  I....don't know?

  Can blessed acorns kill a vampire?

  2024-02-20 12:27

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  you can do nothing right

  Nah bitch, you're the boring one. If conflict is your only form of entertainment, you need to get a fucking hobby or something.

  2024-02-19 05:12

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  Tomorrow's News Today!

  Conspiracy theorists always be like "the government is lying to you about everything" and I'm just like "Bro, I know. Chill out or do something about it."

  2024-02-13 12:21

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  Tuesday morning meme

  Lucid dreaming is great but not as restful as regular sleep.

  2024-02-13 12:07

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  Catzilla

  I bet it you drop the sound down about 7 octaves, it would sound actually pretty terrifying.

  2024-02-13 09:17

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  Size matters not

  My reaction to boobs of any size

  2024-02-10 15:15

  +1
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  Weird Wizard Al

  How'd he turn the floating orb into a ladle? Astonishing!

  2024-02-06 05:38

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  finalcial burden xd

  Take the comfort. You payed for it.

  2024-01-31 07:21

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  Sharpest tool in the shed

  Just when I think I just saw the dumbest person on earth,i come down to the comments and read this. Hahaha

  2024-01-29 10:22

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  Alone

  Michael Stevens is my hero..

  2024-01-28 05:19

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  It is....

  Leaving the house knowing I won't be back for another 9 to 10 hours depending on traffic

  2024-01-28 04:52

  +2