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  Fit for a fortune cookie

  Book closet.

  2020-02-05 08:12

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  5

  Girlfriend with benefit?

  2020-01-31 16:10

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  Stay in school so you dont end up like me, kid

  Manners always work, at least on children, or so it seems.

  2020-01-30 17:19

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  (.Y.)

  His comment about my profile pic is irrelevant. I'm not saying you're wrong, I just don't share that belief. I think I should be entitled to an opinion about whatever the hell I want, even if I'm not the most educated about the particular topic at hand.

  2020-01-30 16:30

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  (.Y.)

  Irrelevant.

  2020-01-30 16:21

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  Stay in school so you dont end up like me, kid

  How'd they know what school?

  2020-01-30 16:17

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  A boomer we respect

  I had to do a double take.

  2020-01-30 16:07

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  (.Y.)

  Europe blows.

  2020-01-30 16:03

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  u r not og if you don’t get it

  Rip

  2020-01-30 08:29

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  Best crossover ever

  I have never seen a mouth so god damn.....I can't think of an adjective for Yoda Senior's mouth.

  2020-01-30 08:16

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  99% success rate my ass

  Could have been made before the outbreak? You probably bought them at least a few months ago...

  2020-01-29 17:45

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  There are a couple other things in mod

  257 People upvoted this.

  2020-01-29 17:29

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  Wow what an example

  It only counts as a view if a certain portion of the video is watched.

  2020-01-29 17:28

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  An easy decision

  1969 or 2069? I hope not the latter, and I don't think any fifty year old would be that cool.

  2020-01-29 17:08

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  WWIII kinda blew over tho...

  "..and trump is being put in a peach..." Hysterical.

  2020-01-29 17:01

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  yes

  Overdose will make it worse, won't it?

  2020-01-29 16:34

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  I but a label maker for this joke

  How'd you take the picture?

  2020-01-29 13:08

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  Kk

  I too have boners on my belly. I just hate it when that happens when I'm wearing my long Jacket and it's near my phallus.

  2020-01-29 10:18

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  Oh boi

  Canada was pretty fierce, eh?

  2020-01-29 10:14

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  so true

  Any water.

  2020-01-29 08:21

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  does that actually work??

  Sounds good, doesn't work. I attempted several times, on both the mobile and computer platforms. I still saw several ads.

  2020-01-29 08:20

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  Cha cha real smooth

  And kill millions of innocents in the process.

  2020-01-28 18:00

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  My eeloo window is in 1 hour

  Too hard, and people won't want to play it anymore.

  2020-01-28 17:50

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  oh yes

  How I read "difficult difficult lemon difficult" without jumping off a bridge suprises me.

  2020-01-28 17:45

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  Quite a throne for it.

  2020-01-28 17:38

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  Sorry if repost.

  I wish that was how it worked.

  2020-01-28 17:36

  +2
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  Something to do

  FUCK. Just the time I can't.

  2020-01-28 17:14

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  Dongs in a meme

  Then it's not "bringing it back............"

  2020-01-28 17:08

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  Why

  The "state" is not controlling religion.

  2020-01-28 15:10

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  'Murica

  Oh boy, I wished I hadn't seen this before!

  2020-01-28 10:29

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  Driver?

  "Driver" is too obvious. Schools LOVE to throw those curveballs.

  2020-01-27 19:28

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  Go get em ...

  I draw the line at negative zero. What the fuck is that? You were just forcing things to happen.

  2020-01-27 19:13

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  Oh yeahh 3: back to the future

  How would you know?

  2020-01-27 18:48

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  haha

  But distance is measured in absolute value...

  2020-01-27 18:33

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  UwU

  Oh no......Oh hell no.....

  2020-01-25 10:30

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  Autism

  You done messed up there. Very blatant your mistake.

  2020-01-24 11:31

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  1 4got

  eyes goat goat goat goat

  2020-01-24 11:29

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  stonks

  jroh twuny fiev

  2020-01-24 11:15

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  Pringle’s

  *Confused screaming*

  2020-01-24 11:12

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  Plz

  If I'm not mistaken, 355 people have upvoted this post, as of this point.

  2020-01-24 11:11

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  drugs

  Which guarantees it is, in fact, a repost, unless it's a nine year old that got hit by a brick when they were a small child.

  2020-01-24 11:08

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  Black hole formula

  *Your

  2020-01-24 10:59

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  fcdre67t8u9iopkl;,m

  Think these memes died with my grandmother.

  2020-01-24 10:13

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  My brother gave me this cup as a gift

  Where do I get this?

  2020-01-24 08:28

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  No title just porn

  Totally agree.

  2020-01-24 08:28

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  They grow up so fast....

  Could be of the previous year? Started dating on March 15 20XX. Child dating on March 15 20XY.

  2020-01-24 08:26

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  Based on a true story

  Especially on the super long kadoots.

  2020-01-24 08:16

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  Movie night

  Little Women Do Little Bad Boys Little Wieners.

  2020-01-24 08:15

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  No title just porn

  I'm sure eighty percent of videos by "My story animated" and the like are fake. Some of them seem plausible though.

  2020-01-24 08:13

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  Easy claps

  Amateur. I get in done in a total of one minute and nine seconds.

  2020-01-23 19:56

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  Safety first

  Did he test for fall damage first? That noose could be unnecessary.

  2020-01-21 09:40

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  Discuss

  I can't tell. Did you cut the bagel completely in half and then put the jam in? If so, it is a sandwich, just not an orthodox one.

  2020-01-21 09:23

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  When you're doing math and there's 2 minus signs next to ...

  Unfortunately, those don't come up very often. That's improper, but that's a good meme.

  2020-01-21 09:05

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  True. At least for me :feelsbadman:

  I didn't need to be reminded one month in advance!

  2020-01-20 20:43

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  im a bad joke

  But that means I'm a good joke, a witty one.

  2020-01-20 00:24

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  Not today!

  Awfully,,,,,,Suspicious.

  2020-01-20 00:07

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  why do people even do reposts

  How do you make a repost?

  2020-01-19 19:31

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  Merica

  Well, that's because the billionaires and other corporations got into the legislature to make laws that benefit them while putting behind any possible competitors, and creating monopolies.

  2020-01-19 18:25

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  Am I Disabled?

  Well, you're intrested in it, how can you classify yourself as "disabled?" To fit social norms?

  2020-01-19 18:23

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  Oof

  Clever

  2020-01-19 18:21

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  We're building a wall across this road

  Perhaps the meme might get buried, but I make these for personal enjoyment.

  2020-01-16 13:35

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  We're building a wall across this road

  Because the joke is more important than the visual........

  2020-01-16 12:38

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  We're building a wall across this road

  Who said I thought it was high quality?

  2020-01-16 09:56

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  Hermione : Intelijens

  Speech 0.

  2020-01-16 09:53

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  We're building a wall across this road

  Because I did.

  2020-01-16 09:42

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  About to do a baseline test, hope I remember everything -I.P

  Studying for a test? How do I learn this power?

  2020-01-16 09:29

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  Hit Ler, please

  Could have answered a question someone asked, IDK.

  2020-01-16 09:17

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  We're building a wall across this road

  Yes, yes he does.

  2020-01-16 09:06

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  Séig heil

  Given the architecture, it looks rather like Italy....Which, as most of us know, were allies in WWII

  2020-01-14 09:11

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  I see no lie here

  Assuming you have a spouse.

  2020-01-14 09:07

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  To my fellow Canadians

  Due to the other things in urine, wouldn't it's freezing point be higher?

  2020-01-13 10:41

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  Stare at the center for 30 seconds to a minute. Trippy as...

  Couldn't handle more than thirty.

  2020-01-10 11:26

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  Loading

  Speech 100.

  2020-01-10 10:40

  +1
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  WRONG!

  More specifically, Pharaohs .

  2020-01-10 09:22

  +1
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  I know, it's already been done before, but I couldn't hel...

  Pretty handsome, right?

  2020-01-09 09:22

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  Plz

  Sweet deal.

  2020-01-08 22:35

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  I know, it's already been done before, but I couldn't hel...

  I don't recall "copying" any Greta format.

  2020-01-08 21:09

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  I know, it's already been done before, but I couldn't hel...

  fdfafd

  2020-01-08 21:09

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  Orange Man German

  Cue I will always love you by Whitney Houston...

  2020-01-08 09:03

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  Trenches

  Oh, thanks.

  2020-01-07 09:05

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  Trenches

  Is trench warfare still a thing?

  2020-01-06 20:51

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  F for fortnight

  Low-key.

  2020-01-06 20:40

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  hey

  I wish.

  2020-01-04 22:41

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  Dongs in christmas

  Ha, jokes on you, I use my shitty laptop!

  2020-01-04 22:39

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  2020 kids

  Americans: Can't wait to try this baby out after break!

  2020-01-04 22:32

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  Awkward moments

  Or-gee or org-ee?

  2019-12-31 00:11

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  Skill

  I get that.............Could be a mix of both?

  2019-12-27 00:26

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  I hear pictures

  How did every single one work on me?

  2019-12-27 00:10

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  Why are the cops knocking on my door?

  Shit.....

  2019-12-26 00:54

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  Sam Winchester

  What...The FUCK......Is that?

  2019-12-26 00:44

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  Skill

  How do you have access to Youtube in prison?

  2019-12-26 00:41

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  Vector

  My US History teacher does this.

  2019-12-17 10:00

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  Grandma’s place

  What if one of them went to hell and didn't get to see their grandmother. ( Or grandma is in Hell, IDK. )

  2019-12-17 09:06

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  das ww dos doe

  Thanks EPIC.UNICORN.

  2019-12-16 13:09

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  Never going to happen

  Fair.

  2019-12-15 22:48

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  Dont loose your pen

  Unless you don't study but still pass most the time like I do. Then it cuts off the chain.

  2019-12-15 22:40

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  Never going to happen

  What is an apology from a woman?

  2019-12-15 22:27

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  Big brain time

  Biological father?

  2019-12-15 22:26

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  4th graders

  And then it shows an image of a donkey.....

  2019-12-14 22:04

  +1
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  Alignment

  

  2019-12-14 22:03

  +1