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  #35

  It explains both the sudden craving, and the husband's fear of reprisal. Because pregnancy hormones can make a woman both very irritable and freakishly strong in short bursts.

  2017-11-29 08:50

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  Pokemon

  If you're a 5'2" girl, STFU about "real men are 6 foot". Your midget ass can't judge. Fuck off. If you're a dude with a gut, STFU about that "No fat chicks" nonsense. What, you wanna have bigger tits than your girl? Fuck off.

  2017-11-28 17:47

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  dick

  Points for most creative "dick pic"

  2017-11-27 22:14

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  Ofcourse

  Mulan does have battle scenes and musical numbers though, maybe that's what really sold it for you.

  2017-11-27 22:10

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  Dank

  World wide, Chinese and Indians still hold the top population counts. But majority/minority designations are also determined locally. For instance: a white dude is in the majority in Ireland, but a minority in Japan.

  2017-11-27 21:57

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  up vote first comment

  "Admitting that there's a difference between black and red would defeat my point, so I'm just going to keep pretending I'm colorblind " This shit is priceless

  2017-11-27 16:49

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  up vote first comment

  I pointed out an easily observable color difference. And at least 10 people got butthurt enough by a simple fact to downvote I'm so sorry I hurt your wittle feewings Do you need to go find a safe space?

  2017-11-27 09:36

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  Pennywise

  It's a parody of something Trump posted. He gets butthurt every year that he doesn't make it onto the cover of time. So this year he's claiming that he was offered it but turned it down. Time employees responded, "um, that never happened."

  2017-11-27 03:25

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  up vote first comment

  Actually the sticker on the car is black and white with blue trim, while the "zoomed in" picture is just red and white. They're from 2 different cars. So not so much proof as it is just edited to make a joke.

  2017-11-27 03:18

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  /.\ass

  Also... you do know that both sides celebrate Christmas and read the bible, right?

  2017-11-25 22:37

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  /.\ass

  The Irish/British conflict has been intermixed with Catholic/Protestant zealotry from the beginning. It is a prime example of why you shouldn't mix politics and religion. Shit gets 100x bloodier when a regular conflict becomes a holy war.

  2017-11-25 22:37

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  Agreed...

  You sound disappointed...

  2017-11-25 20:31

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  /.\ass

  Yeah, because the IRA wasn't a thing, and their offshoots HAVEN'T continued bombing shit from 1998 up to this year

  2017-11-25 20:15

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  /.\ass

  I guess you missed the part in history class where Catholics and Protestants spent centuries killing each other. But you're right, Russian Orthodoxy doesn't bomb other Christians, they just make practicing their religion illegal (ie. Jehova's Witnesses).

  2017-11-25 19:59

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  Sarcasm and profanity based humor

  The auto correct goblin in my phone just doesn't appreciate fine cinema

  2017-09-08 11:03

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  Currently evacuating from Orlando to Atlanta because of t...

  @title: good luck and stay safe. Oh wait, this is memedroid *insert obligatory kys comment here*

  2017-09-07 19:23

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  Not trying to start political shit just thought this was ...

  It's not the same as monsoon season on the other side of the world or the trailer parks in "Tornado Alley". In the 20th century, only 3 category 5 hurricanes made landfall in the US. Four in a single month (Harvey, Irma, Jose, Katie) is not fucking normal.

  2017-09-07 18:22

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  Sarcasm and profanity based humor

  She's a hoe because she messes with her boyfriend, the guy she's in a monogamous relationship with? Indigo voice: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

  2017-09-07 17:42

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  but what if

  Congratulations, you just accurately predicted the next Alex Jones rant about how climate change is a hoax. "WAKE UP PEOPLE. THE REASON WE GOT THESE BIG HURRICANES POUNDING OUR ASS IS BECAUSE THE FIDGET SPINNERS TURNED THE FRIGGIN' RAIN GAY! "

  2017-09-07 17:28

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  Fun fact #2: this pic is from the time that Jayne crashed a party held in Sophia's honor and had a planned "wardrobe malfunction" as a publicity stunt.

  2017-09-06 15:27

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  Fun fact #1: Sophia Loren (left) actually has a bigger rack than Jayne Mansfield (right), she's just wearing a higher neckline.

  2017-09-06 15:26

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  Media is desperate

  At this point I'm not sure if he's just playing dumb or ACTUALLY going senile.

  2017-09-05 15:18

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  Media is desperate

  Promised to donate $1million to flood victims, took it back, told reporters it was their fault for not telling him where to donate. Then he signed the wall of a Houston shelter because... who fucking knows? Maybe he thought the wall was the donation check

  2017-09-05 15:15

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  Tags are optional

  Old and debunked. The governors of their home states (Texas and New Jersey, respectively) made the decision about whether or not the state flags should be flown at half. Obama didn't have shit to do with it.

  2017-09-05 14:25

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  Tru, anyone experienced it?

  Only shameless hussies parade around a shaved pussy!! Get the heck off of my GOOD CHRISTIAN SERVER.

  2017-09-04 05:48

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  Tru, anyone experienced it?

  But they let you keep a pfp of a naked pussy?! REPORTED!!! ( )

  2017-09-04 05:41

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  baby almonds

  It's nut juice. Can't imagine why no one wants to put the real name on the label

  2017-09-03 22:27

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  Yes ...this is true ...

  Uh... According to this picture, you don't brush your teeth, use mouthwash or clean your ears...

  2017-09-01 17:45

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  ...

  Detroit would be a step up from my situation. I live in a "nice, quiet rural town". Which is realtor code for "Meth heads. Meth heads, everywhere. Don't go out after sundown if you don't enjoy having a shotgun pointed at you."

  2017-08-25 12:56

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  ...

  Some areas of the town are safer than others, but yes- walking alone is risky. We even had a problem with muggers setting lures on isolated pokestops to ambush people (back when it was still popular).

  2017-08-25 12:37

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  ...

  I feel like the release of Sun and Moon is what really killed it. Who's going to spend hours outside (risking getting mugged) to catch imaginary monsters when there's an option to do that in the safety of your own home instead?

  2017-08-25 07:26

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  A little stale but dank enough to post

  A meme, by definition, is supposed to spread rapidly to many people. That being said, a joke is like a frog. You can dissect it to see how it works, but you will kill it in the process.

  2017-08-22 16:51

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  p

  

  2017-08-22 16:26

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  that armpit hair "pukes"

  There is. Boys aren't allowed on the girl's team. The problem was that the school refused to recognize the kid as a boy (they were born female). They were forced to play on the girl's team by default.

  2017-08-22 16:10

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  Another difference

  Germans issued a GENERAL warning about boats with British flags getting hit. Not about that specific boat. People didn't believe the warning applied to the Lusitania because it was a passenger liner, and the rules of naval warfare forbade attacking them.

  2017-08-17 14:36

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  Another difference

  Back then, US used to have an isolationist policy towards foreign wars. They were looking for any excuse to STAY OUT of the wars, not enter them. That's why it took attacks on our own people to drag us in.

  2017-08-17 14:05

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  Another difference

  You are not making sense. Germans sank the Lusitania. Germans took credit for it. Survivors confirmed how and when it happened, and confirmed who was responsible. All evidence/witnesses say the same thing. That's why there is no argument about who did it.

  2017-08-17 14:05

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  Tbd

  Of the monuments that have been taken down or are scheduled to be taken down, all but one are being sold to museums. The one that got toppled by protesters is evidence in an ongoing police investigation and can't be sold just yet.

  2017-08-17 12:22

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  Another difference

  No, Reichstag is the only one of the 3 that might have been a false flag operation. PH and Lusitania were never in question. The Japanese and Germans took credit for those attacks. Those 2 are crystal clear.

  2017-08-17 12:16

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  Another difference

  No one said it wasn't...

  2017-08-17 12:03

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  Another difference

  Uh, not arguing that the US took their sweet time getting into the wars, but the reasons weren't fabricated. Pearl Harbor and the Lusitania sinking were both very real.

  2017-08-17 11:53

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  Tbd

  Moving a statue from a public square to a History Museum is not forgetting history, it's putting it in its proper context so people can learn WHY it exists without glorifying it.

  2017-08-17 10:48

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  Demonpansexuality

  Apparently there's no point in trying to talk sense into you, so yeah. I'm done. It's your right to be bitter/delusional about a simple label. Have a nice life.

  2017-08-14 07:33

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  Demonpansexuality

  Wow, you are so easily triggered by any mention of the word "gender" that you read and repeated an entire definition without absorbing it's meaning or realizing that you are proving my point for me. Ignoring facts makes you no different than a snowflake.

  2017-08-14 07:33

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  Demonpansexuality

  It's a label for fucks sake, it's entire purpose is to help you find people, not to have a fit over. Now do you have any other dictionary definitions you want to cry about or are you done?

  2017-08-14 07:11

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  Demonpansexuality

  Then you are PANSEXUAL. There is nothing wrong with being either bi or pan. This is just how all the bi and pan ppl I know differentiate themselves. It's not my fault no one ever properly defined the 2 terms for you before. Stop getting so fucking salty.

  2017-08-14 07:08

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  Demonpansexuality

  Except bisexuals won't date intersex, traps or trans that haven't completed their transition. Just because someone has an XX or XY doesn't mean a bisexual will date them. Pansexuals will. Hence the need for 2 different classifications.

  2017-08-13 21:53

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  More diversity pls

  Oh look an repost from 2016 about an awards show I never watched in the first place, my favorite

  2017-08-13 09:52

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  Demonpansexuality

  That's like saying "what if homosexual isn't real?" There's dudes who bang dudes, and girls who do girls, so obviously it exists. There's people who would bang any kind of consenting adult, therefore pansexual exists.

  2017-08-13 09:37

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  Demonpansexuality

  Then you are probably closer to pan than bi. But part of the reason for labels is so people know who you would consider getting with. If you like trap porn but wouldn't date one, then it's easier to just say you're bi. But if you would date one, say pan.

  2017-08-13 02:32

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  Diet coke is the best diet

  Actually, there are limits on how many athletes a country can have participate in any given event. These rules were made specifically to prevent the imbalance you're talking about.

  2017-08-11 13:49

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  Wat asian girls look like without makeup

  Both actually. Neither side matches her hand. And the dark side (right) visibly ends just before the hairline.

  2017-08-10 21:36

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  Moderation

  Next time you ask for a blow job she's gonna bust out a hair dryer...

  2017-08-09 17:15

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  Demonpansexuality

  Bi usually don't want to have sex with Trans unless they've already had all their surgeries and all the parts match. You like more options, so what you said sounds more like Pan.

  2017-08-09 08:58

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  Demonpansexuality

  You are thinking of demisexual.

  2017-08-09 06:08

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  Demonpansexuality

  Sexuality is not gender. Bisexual= attracted to masculine men and feminine women. Pan= attracted to everything, men, women, agender, androgynous, traps, Trans regardless of where they are in the process, etc.

  2017-08-09 06:02

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  Amazing

  This is mostly accurate. Except they are both female, and the white plate is called home base. Successfully reaching it scored a point for the blonde's team.

  2017-08-09 05:52

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  She hulk

  One of the many reasons you don't put a suspect in the FRONT seat... Also, I didn't realize it was an option to order your pumpkin spice latte with a shot of PCP.

  2017-08-08 10:42

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  Na

  I agree that it is a stupid and irresponsible thing to do. But it happens.

  2017-08-07 11:46

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  Na

  Gluten doesn't cause anaphylactic shock like other alergies. You feel the effects much later when your food has been digested. And there have been several accounts from service workers who admit to doing this in the last couple years.

  2017-08-07 11:46

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  Can i lik your bobs

  He was arrested/charged and is awaiting trial (though he might make a plea agreement before it gets to that).

  2017-08-07 11:34

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  Can i lik your bobs

  He's from a region that has a majority Muslim population, but no one confirmed if he personally is one.

  2017-08-07 11:31

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  True

  If you have to cut off joke text in order to crop off the watermark, don't even bother posting. Or ya know, just don't repost and you won't have to worry about it.

  2017-08-07 06:09

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  Can i lik your bobs

  4chan users are just as bad as anybody else when it comes to reading a story and only seeing what they want to see.

  2017-08-07 05:31

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  smh

  Most English speaking places have already done this for decades just because it's faster to say "everyone" instead of "ladies and gentlemen". OP is the kind of triggered snowflake that foams at the mouth over a red Starbucks cup.

  2017-08-07 05:24

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  And go.

  Lately anti-Semites will jump onto any side that will let them sling hateful shit at jews. When some Jewish people started being republican, suddenly there was a section of internet "liberals" all about jew-bashing.

  2017-08-07 05:07

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  And go.

  *Cuntservative* See also: "Republicunt"

  2017-08-07 04:55

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  Na

  It's good there are more gluten free products, but it's worse for Celiacs in restaurants. There are so many fakers annoying cooks and waitstaff that if you ask if something is gluten free, they'll lie and say yes just to shut you up.

  2017-08-07 04:43

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  Can i lik your bobs

  Dude needs to be castrated, but a few corrections: Didn't get blocked by the travel ban. From India, which is not on the ban list. The Sen. only sped up his entry, would've gotten in anyway. And he kissed the girl, not raped (still a fucking pedo though).

  2017-08-07 04:32

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  Can i lik your bobs

  Actually both the Senator and the Head of the Athletics league said that this news was disturbing and that they trust the justice system to deal with him. Even his fans said "Nah, you fucked up. Bye."

  2017-08-07 04:24

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  Customer service in a nut shell

  Depends if it's just the occasional complaint or a series of many back to back. I've seen coworkers get canned for being shitty on a daily basis.

  2017-08-07 03:56

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  Good morning... >:D

  "Some fucker"? That's your gardener, no one mows your lawn out of the goodness of their heart. How do you not know who your own fucking employee is? *looks at username* Oh, never mind- written by an 11 yr old suburbanite weeb.

  2017-08-05 08:59

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  legit

  Lol, nice last second edit

  2017-08-04 12:07

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  legit

  Calm down Satan. It's too early for your shit. Wait 'till after I've had my coffee.

  2017-08-04 12:05

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  Nothing in this world is free

  I know quite a few conservatives who think K-12 schools, roads, police, firefighters, public parks, etc are all free and taxes serve no purpose whatsoever. Until they get pulled over for speeding. Then they conveniently remember,"My taxes pay your salary!"

  2017-08-04 06:10

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  N is for no one dies from lack of healthcaaaarreee

  That which hath been articulated by this particular human being^

  2017-08-04 05:48

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  Sig

  NeoNazis, KKK and some other white supremacist groups still actively use it as a hate symbol though. So it's not REALLY in the past. I'm all for healing, but a broken bone won't heal right if it's never been set.

  2017-08-03 07:48

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  In b4 YaBoiGuzma

  Remember when Nintendo put a bittering agent in the plastic of their cartridges to discourage kids from a choking hazard, but then thousands of morons licked the damn things to confirm how bad they taste? Idiots. Idiots everywhere.

  2017-07-29 06:38

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  Xd

  Trump didn't consult any general on this, the head of the Dept of Defense has been on leave, ffs. And they just released an official statement that a tweet doesn't count as a policy change, and that they're not going to back it up.

  2017-07-28 03:20

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  .

  Just because you fixed the spelling doesn't mean this isn't still a repost of the same fucking meme that came through 12 hours ago Wtf mods

  2017-07-28 02:47

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  Incest is wincest

  I cringe anytime someone calls their partner "Daddy", straight or gay, doesn't matter. But it's not fucking LITERAL, they're not related. And men have been dating women half their age since FOREVER, what made you think gay dudes would be different?

  2017-07-27 20:06

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  :v

  Discovering something that's been reposted to death

  2017-07-27 16:27

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  idk

  Careful, don't cut yourself on all that edge

  2017-07-27 16:24

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  Yeah, he absolutely meant to do that and totally isn't just a fuckwit that forgot to spellcheck

  2017-07-27 16:01

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  2.8-8.4 million per year for trans care is a drop in the bucket of their overall defense budget. Not to mention they spend 5X that on boner pills (viagra/cialis) yearly. Trump didn't even consult the Defense Dept head before "deciding" this shit.

  2017-07-27 15:39

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  bored.

  Subcategory of Sympathy. In addition to the normal "I'm sorry for your loss" they usually also include a bible verse or religious poem about how the departed is in a better place now.

  2017-07-27 03:11

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  Gey ni**r

  Tom boy just means a girl dresses kinda boy-ish. Doesn't mean they want to have the physical attributes of a boy.

  2017-07-26 03:09

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  OJ Guilty as fuck

  *Ex-wife and her new boyfriend*

  2017-07-26 03:01

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  Does it bother anyone else...

  This picture is real. His teeth were, in fact, seriously fucked up. But this was years ago, since then he got them fixed with braces.

  2017-07-26 02:54

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  Wow she's so lucky

  Cuz that is something cancer survivors are known for?

  2017-07-26 02:32

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  I don't blame him for that

  Birb did not like the results of the Schrodinger test

  2017-07-26 00:52

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  Sad

  Senator McCain of the US Senate. Diagnosed with brain cancer, just had successful surgery to remove tumor, paid for by taxpayer funded healthcare. Came home early from recovery to vote to take that same healthcare away from millions of Americans. Irony.

  2017-07-26 00:45

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  #HilaKleiners

  While I tend to agree that you shouldn't feed attention whores like him, bringing the issue into the public spotlight got him fired from Disney. So it's nice to see some consequences happening.

  2017-07-24 14:46

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  #HilaKleiners

  Disney caught wind of his douchebaggery and fired him from a kid's show he was on

  2017-07-24 14:39

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  Is this normal?

  The cordyceps infestation were based off of a parasitic fungus that exists in the real world, so you're not far off.

  2017-07-24 02:44

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  Confession bear

  Unless you are allergic to outdoor things like pollen or smog... or being mugged

  2017-07-23 03:51

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  Science!

  There are parasites that can effect rodent brain function and specifically make them less afraid of felines. Researcher should have screened all subjects prior to study.

  2017-07-23 01:13

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  Sadly not fake news

  Well, fuck boy= thirst+ desperation+ douchebaggery. So technically, pedos and other predators qualify

  2017-07-22 15:21

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  What a journey :,)

  Translation: you threw a bunch of thirsty comments at a YouTuber and got pissed when you found out her dick was bigger than yours

  2017-07-20 14:04

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  What a journey :,)

  Last time this was reposted, I looked up the vid out of morbid curiosity. Just Clickbait. Her date's bulldog had a chronic humping problem. She stayed over and woke up to the dog humping her face, then freaked out appropriately.

  2017-07-20 14:01

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