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Dayne

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If you follow me, I'll think nice thoughts about you :) Also I never proof read what I write before posting. I like to love dangerously.

67 Memes

Dayne | 2024-05-20 20:14

Bet it goes great with squid

Hot Sauce Chilli

56% 245

Dayne | 2023-06-18 17:00

They should open one of these restaurants in the US. What's the worse that could happen?

Indian Native American Spur Steak Restaurant

84% 741

Dayne | 2022-11-20 17:00

Most wildest episode of a show (called Eagleheart) I've watched in a whole

75% 502

Dayne | 2022-05-14 23:00

Welcome ye tarnished to the Church of the Turtle (Isn't that actually a tortoise?)

Turtle Tortoise Elden Ring Dog Church God

85% 574

Dayne | 2021-10-07 11:31

Saw this post and immediately thought of this scene from The Campaign

Jesus Jesus Christ Campaign

88% 755

Dayne | 2021-08-01 20:00

Reno 911 Chicken Chase

Reno 911 Reno 911 Cops Chicken Police

55% 280

Dayne | 2021-07-28 11:00

Please recommend an app or website for making memes with added images. Most sites reduce the quality a lot :(

Time Time Travel Loki Legends Of Tomorrow Time Squad

78% 521

Dayne | 2021-07-27 15:30

Show is called Intelligence

Equality Feminism

84% 506

Dayne | 2021-07-06 15:30

Adventures of Sanjay

77% 508

Dayne | 2021-06-06 20:30

Police bad >:( - For the sensitive, this is satire not to be taken seriously. You know who you are...

Police Police Brutality Police Meme Black People

52% 569

Dayne | 2021-06-06 19:00

Show is called Another Period.

Women Writer Author Cookbook

88% 789

Dayne | 2021-03-01 16:01

Was browsing hentai from a memedroid source yesterday and wondered when it first started

Titty Anime Titty

85% 452

Dayne | 2020-03-07 02:00

The crop function seemed to be messing up so hope it comes out alright in mod

75% 1169

Dayne | 2019-09-09 06:30

I don't mind sponsoring but frickin' RAID everytime

Youtube Sponsor Jews Jontron Pliss

83% 820

Dayne | 2018-02-07 04:00

Cover it in gasoline, set it alight, let it roll and turn up Johnny Cash to full

88% 2101

Dayne | 2018-02-02 08:00

Pikatruth

79% 1432

Dayne | 2017-08-14 15:30

Take a loaf off and enjoy

78% 1230

Dayne | 2017-07-28 14:00

Pokermon

83% 1219

Dayne | 2017-07-23 14:30

Chinese knockoffs amirite?

82% 1248

Dayne | 2017-05-11 00:30

Murica: 1 Kellogs: 0

77% 1509

Latest comments

Our first PCs died. These avenge them
A Knight's Tale is an early 2000s classic Back in the DVD era, I used to watch this a lot

16h
+2
Solid Snake’s hardest design is just... a hat?
I'm surprised the meme itself wasn't leading into the MGS thing either

1d
+1
This land of miscommunication: enjoy bread? you hate pota...
Verily thy point is sharper than a tip of spear, and a finely brandished piece at that. The naysayers will always cast logic and thought to the wayside, doth they seek empty victories.

1d
+5
The capital of Russia? Trauma
Grass bovine

1d
+6
Colorized photo of Irma Grese, the Auschwitz hyena
Hermine

2025-06-17 15:59
0
Colorized photo of Irma Grese, the Auschwitz hyena
Almost a century ago, 22 looked 40. Basically was (or closer to) with the life expectancy in some places

2025-06-17 15:58
+2
How people in horror movies really act
Would be more enjoyable if I could hear something

2025-06-17 15:57
+1
Walmart ruined my son’s birthday and I’m counting down
K-kill m-m-me

2025-06-17 15:31
+2
The pfp vs who’s actually typing
Smash the Indian man?

2025-06-17 15:31
0
Eww you use an Android? Starter pack roasts included
Oh I meant Android users have had valid things to bash Apple users about. It's just that the bashing coming unprovoked can be unnecessary or petry at times but when it's a point of discussion, Apple products have it coming imo

2025-06-17 07:53
0
Eww you use an Android? Starter pack roasts included
The only negative thing I've heard people say about Android users is their constant bashing if Apple users (which is often valid)

2025-06-17 07:13
+3
Why don't tattoo shops just euthanize clients like dentists?
Getting euthanized for a dentist appointment doesn't sound so bad. Get to avoid the awkward small talk while they have dentist tools in your mouth

2025-06-16 20:00
+5
They can't game while pooping... Nintendo's greatest flaw
Fair but those are really old and had pretty bad game selections.

2025-06-16 19:56
0
Jaw hurts but she moans? plot twist incoming
Don't turn one of my favourite childhood movies into your gross porn fan fiction

2025-06-16 19:55
+5
And we all know who is the better actor
Sub sandwich

2025-06-16 19:54
+8
Dude tried to rob a salon, got fed and used instead
"It was supposed to be me"

2025-06-16 19:52
+33
What a good way to let people know you have crabs. I bet ...
She for the streets. Literally in the streets right now

2025-06-16 08:44
+13
No Transformers One sequel? Our childhoods weep
Petition to get rid of the trans and just call them Formers

2025-06-16 08:42
+5
They stole a $6M golden toilet and one used it
"Splendid" is very British indeed

2025-06-16 08:40
+12
Free game, zero microtransactions, runs on potatoes
Minesweeper?

2025-06-16 08:39
+7
Lol

2025-06-14 12:21
+13
Spicy
"I'm in this picture and I don't like it". While I like going to forget the hottest options at some places, I never bring my own sauce. Tbf that's not much different to bringing your own mayo, mustard, bbq sauce, etc.

2025-06-14 09:22
+3
Gaming companies pandering to NPCs who don’t even game
Have you guys seen that upcoming game where you play as Africans trying to steal artifacts from museums to get them back to their "original owners"? We've hit a new low

2025-06-13 15:25
+10
No doubt a repost, but it deserves it
The Shire melody at the start of the trilogy: The Shire melody near the end of the trilogy:

2025-06-13 09:00
+5
(hacker voice) I solved the puzzle
If you didnt have the 3944 there and just worked off the worn buttons, that's still a possible 36 different combinations if you include at least instance of 3, 4 and 9 in every 4 digit code, which wouldn't take too long to do

2025-06-13 08:56
+5
Religious history really did goats dirty
Jews bang goats?

2025-06-13 05:26
+1
Lol
But you're still masturbating though?

2025-06-13 05:19
+3
Scammers now getting clapped with manners first
Fhuck yoo bluhdi bahrsturd

2025-06-12 20:42
+2
Walked into Domino's like it's Little Caesars
We had them down here for a couple years and they were pretty darn good. They just couldn't compete with the local pizzeria franchises and eventually all closed down

2025-06-12 20:31
+1
Little sister cracked the Polyjuice code
"Oh fuck off Rebecca. (S)he did not say that!"

2025-06-12 20:28
-2
Lol
She also charged people videos of her doing anal so prepare to make a couple of sacrifices you don't want to

2025-06-12 20:26
+15
Bruh
Thanks for the clarification Yeah I believe your jelly is jam/marmalade to us, and your jello is generally our jelly. Yeah Jello seems like a victim of genericide (which google tells me is the term). Tupperware is the most common example I know

2025-06-12 13:47
+3
Bruh
Americans could you please confirm if Jello is what you call Jelly or if it's a specific brand of Jelly/Jello? If I google it, it seems both are true (I get results of a box of Jelly labelled Jello like it's the brand name)

2025-06-12 11:15
+2
Woman hit a 77-year-old. Motorcyclist said not on my watch
Then the police arrested him for breaking the rules of the road, taking the law into his own hands or whatever other bullshit they can come up with

2025-06-12 11:13
+40
Microplastics in my blood courtesy of chewing Pokémon bo...
I love fat pikachu was incorporated into so much pokemon media and products back then

2025-06-12 11:11
+8
Indians now own more London property than the English
New new Delhi

2025-06-11 07:42
+5
China just built a non-binary AI chip
They're putting chemicals into the code to make the AI Chips gay

2025-06-10 10:46
+5
You know that feeling? Nah man, no one does
Do you need to be Jewish to feel this?

2025-06-09 11:39
+1
You know that feeling? Nah man, no one does
Yeah I don't know if it's an English rule or not, perhaps unwritten, but using contractions when they sound wrong should not be used even ig the non-contracted version sounds fine

2025-06-09 11:38
0
Banned from the dog park bc my pup absorbs souls
"If your dog was leashed he wouldn't be able to absorb the other dogs' essence"

2025-06-09 11:35
+5
How to legally own Netflix: pirate your own screen
It will be the quality of whatever you screen record in which can be 1:1 of what you watching with the right software. Some software though has built anti-screen recording though so the recording will just show a still black image

2025-06-09 11:34
+2
YouTube: Here’s 2 unskippable ads you didn’t ask for
Addvertisement

2025-06-09 11:32
+1
Job apps want video now?? I’m out
Stana Katic

2025-06-09 11:31
+4
Out of staples. Jim! Get the nail gun.
This is probably done by people who born to parents who bought condom packs with an AIDS ribbon stuck through it

2025-06-09 08:09
+3
Genitalia
Thinks Memedroid comes form the US Since you need to conserve some U's for the printing press in 2025 for some reason, why don't you call it the States of America?

2025-06-09 07:34
+1
Weird looking fish
I'm not a gay fish >:(

2025-06-06 13:08
+1
Sir, this is a Wendy's not a metaphysical crisis
If you take things literally then sure

2025-06-06 13:06
+1
Movie quotes but slightly wrong and deeply cursed
"Jason Bourne....it's Jesus Christ" from Passion of the Christ 2: The Christ Supremacy

2025-06-06 13:05
0
Credit score just vibes at this point
My local credit score system caps put at 720 (not sure if that's true elsewhere) and I'm at 680 and some missed payments come off later this year and next year and after that I *should* be at a perfect credit score

2025-06-06 13:02
+9
Credit score just vibes at this point
4chan It does racism

2025-06-06 13:01
+9
Bro unlocked Android 3000 drip mode
Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright Okay now ladies

2025-06-06 12:18
+3
Every tattoo is temporary if you zoom out far enough
A counter point is that permanent to a human is equal to how long you live

2025-06-06 12:10
+5
Australia’s just a different biome
NA and Europe - PvP zone Australia - PvE zone Africa - PvPvE zone

2025-06-06 10:56
+20
Marvel just created Wakanda plot twist of the year
He's just like me

2025-06-06 10:53
+5
ananas brainloop has begun
South Africa, Canada, Australia and New Zealand ready to join the pineapple fight seeing how outnumbered we are

2025-06-06 10:53
+5
Musk + Epstein theories just went nuclear
Seems that's more Hilary's style than Trumps

2025-06-06 10:51
+3
School project was to ask family. I asked myself instead
Modern teens named Tristan, Bristan and Piston actually look like this. Especially the third Neutron from the left

2025-06-06 10:50
+4
She has two good points in this clip
Maybe it's because it's 3am here and I'm barely awake but I don't know what's going on here

2025-06-05 20:58
+13
Aragorn shows up and Arwen's like: mine now
How much elf dick do you think she took before Aragorn?

2025-06-04 20:48
+4
British villain from Teen Titans still haunts me
It's the Dutch! Re-watch the movie and get the quote right!

2025-06-04 10:54
0
Who approved this toy and why are we terrified
I'm going to set up my phone in a store and overly emotionally react to your comment

2025-06-04 10:02
+3
She’s not into you bro, she’s just working
Can't it be both?

2025-06-04 09:37
+4
Student dies parasailing after unbuckling in panic
Mathematically speaking then she should be dead alr- awkies

2025-06-03 11:04
+6
700 million years later and my uranium is mid now
First pounds then .lbs?? Have some consistency

2025-06-03 11:01
+2
If you make me wait 5 seconds in the driveway I’m leaving
Ain't that the titty truth

2025-06-03 10:59
+1
Too old for Halloween, too young for the grave
"Far too young to die" is the name of a Panic! At The Disco album

2025-06-03 06:48
+1
Your crush lives like a Tumblr post from 2014
Asmongolderella

2025-06-03 06:46
+4
Gen Z treating ChatGPT like a pocket therapist
Even worse is it will just adjust its output till it tells everyone what they want to hear so they can self-justify their own flaws, choices, mistakes, behaviours, etc. and continue to act poorly

2025-06-03 06:44
+3
accidentally saving a file twice is a personal attack
Nonsense. Next you're going to say you trust the warning that says it will save your game when you close it instead of making a save manually before closing

2025-06-03 06:42
+4
Big business
Wtf does this mean?

2025-06-02 17:21
+7
Seagate’s 40TB drive could shake up data centers by 2026
English isn't phonetic though. I agree more phonetic spelling would be more sensible but then lots of current words would have to change. Don't see a point in changing only some words towards this and keeping others as is

2025-06-02 16:12
0
Seagate’s 40TB drive could shake up data centers by 2026
Centre is the British spelling (like metre) and it comes from the Old French spelling where that placement of the 'r' is fairly common

2025-06-02 15:58
0
The AI agreed that if the filters made it kill me it woul...
They include the year 1000 as as well as years from the future. Some of the years have different font that aren't even displaying numbers properly. I get the sentiment of the meme but using such janky AI graphs is a bad way to approach it

2025-06-01 17:52
+18
Will anyone hold the parasite class responsible?
Deduct it from the welfare money that comes from the same taxes

2025-05-31 03:22
+13
Memedroid Iceberg by Hadensx_115
I was there Gandalf. I was there 3000 years ago...

2025-05-30 18:19
+7
USPS tiles secretly repping the M
"He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit."

2025-05-30 18:07
+13
keep scrolling
I used to till the updates attacked

2025-05-30 17:58
+5
EA cancels Black Panther game and shuts the studio
The Deadpool game is pretty good. Came before the movies and is a more linear experience but still fun. Kinda plays like a Devil May Cry game

2025-05-30 17:56
+1
EA cancels Black Panther game and shuts the studio
2 games? There's over 10 games between those two heroes but at least 5 bangers

2025-05-30 14:37
0
Eowyn really would've waited 5 mins for ghost backup
If there was notice, then Aragorn may have not been able to do the "This army" shtick

2025-05-30 12:45
+1
Jurassic Park: we tweet what we know
What about Longnecks, Threehorns and Spiketails? Scientific source: The Land Before Time (1988)

2025-05-30 09:52
+6
EA cancels Black Panther game and shuts the studio
Oh no....anyway

2025-05-30 09:50
+2
EA cancels Black Panther game and shuts the studio
I think it would play too similarly to either spiderman or batman games

2025-05-30 09:50
+3
Parents stressed over the crisis, me asking for a Wii
What do you mean I can't bring my emotional support kangaroo on the plane?

2025-05-30 06:01
+5
Just trying to capture a puffin being pure
What a shithole

2025-05-29 19:05
+7
Backdoor Betty
Dave, the flaming homosexual hair stylist, that insisted on being there even though he wasn't invited?

2025-05-29 06:40
+6
ADHD made me forget my man mid-power move
ADHD is whatever people who self-diagnose themselves with it say it is

2025-05-28 17:43
+3
Girls be like 1 year with my world and post this pic
Agreed. Incredible comedian on Would I Lie To You. Plus his wife is pretty sexy too

2025-05-28 17:18
+4
Barcelona Wax Museum said Star Wars who?
E.T.

2025-05-28 17:16
+1
Holding the flashlight like your life depends on it
These kind of misspellings happen too often now that in this life time, they'll probably remove "you're" from English. "An" before vowel sounds seems like it's already on its way out

2025-05-28 17:15
-2
men would kill for a stick shaped like a gun
Some guns in the Remnant games look like this

2025-05-28 10:20
+1
if 18 means adult, make it mean adult everywhere
Yeah pretty much 18 across the board for all of those and other various adult things here. Think a gun license is 25 though

2025-05-27 18:19
-4
mile 6 on a 3.5 mile hike is where the lies begin
Mile 6 of 7 as in 3.5 miles each way for a 7 mile total OR mile 6 of a 3.5 mile total hike you got lost on?

2025-05-27 11:35
+3
this is peak male content, no notes
Damn I really thought my boy 2-legged walker could do it all. So close

2025-05-27 11:33
+35
weird Uncle Scar just vibing and not committing murder
No Timon and Pumba?

2025-05-27 11:30
+5
30 ex-Ubisoft devs said fine, we'll do it ourselves
For the standard gamer it's a very good game amongst a lot of recent but for those that are fans of the genres seen in this game, it's am especially amazing. 9.8/10 for me personally but it's straight up my alley

2025-05-27 11:13
+4
Truck goes boom in Chicago suburb
S P E E D

2025-05-27 11:10
+6
school cafeteria Mexican pizza > fine dining
I almost thought those were peas after the internet try to ruin pizza again

2025-05-27 11:10
+1
airlines when I try to pay with courage
Those balloons alone probably cost as much a steak dinner

2025-05-27 11:09
+2
crane guy said no tan for you today
Maybe if you moved more than a meter away at a time you wouldn't continue to have this issue

2025-05-27 11:08
+4

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