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  Worth it

  I like this one

  2025-04-28 15:35

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  10 toes in when I'm standin on business

  Minecraft is the most popular game for young children. The children yearn for the mines

  2025-04-26 16:05

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  No one

  And yet they consistently break it

  2025-04-26 16:04

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  5 guys 1 cup

  Still overflowing with enough fries for 3 cups.

  2025-04-26 16:02

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  Lizard Brain

  

  2025-04-18 13:21

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  Baltimore is basically a third world country, anyway

  TAKE ME HOOOOOOOME!

  2025-04-18 07:33

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  USA vs China tariffs now entering trench warfare mode

  He exempted the stuff that was already here or shipped as of April 5. A ten second search showed me this. Try harder.

  2025-04-17 18:44

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  USA vs China tariffs now entering trench warfare mode

  I mean, we buy a LOT of stuff from China so if it suddenly costs 3.5x as much we probably aren't gonna buy it and then they lose a TON of money. Fuggem.

  2025-04-17 09:26

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  can we just not

  But you're cool with sending billions of dollars in cash and equipment to a foreign nation (pick one, there's a few this applies to) that can't tell us where it all went? Sure sure, makes sense

  2025-04-17 09:24

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  Crisis averted

  Except Iran has been funding terrorist organizations for *checks calendar* fucking ever, and they're not picky on their targets.

  2025-04-15 20:12

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  Medium rare

  I mean, that's more rare than medium rare, but not inedible

  2025-04-15 20:11

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  Popularity down the drain

  Not without warning. It's been pushed for over a year now.

  2025-04-15 12:11

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  Sound quality is ✨T H E S H I T✨

  3-5 business days

  2025-04-15 11:49

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  Sound quality is ✨T H E S H I T✨

  Pure liquid shit, I believe

  2025-04-15 11:01

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  Yoghurt

  M&Ms (Peanut)

  2025-04-12 20:10

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  Odysseus showing up naked and angry like it’s a WWE ent...

  Putting the "O" in Odysseus

  2025-04-11 08:16

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  Me: antisocial goblin. That one extrovert: friend?

  This is me carrying my wife

  2025-04-10 15:18

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  Top 10% owns 80% of stocks.

  That is, in fact, an American Nightmare

  2025-04-05 15:27

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  Customer service workers should legally get one fight per...

  I mean...yes but no There's a SENSOR that does that, but it is not where the actual brakes are

  2025-04-03 13:53

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  damn… bone sauce hits different

  I mean, if he washed it down with piss (which is stored in the balls, of course) then he should be fine

  2025-04-01 13:31

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  50-year-olds in 1985 vs 2025: same age, different species

  *Stares in Wilford*

  2025-03-31 13:22

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  Ghibli vote...

  Wasn't trying to curse anyone. I just stated my hope. And to be honest, I don't even mean it...you're just being such a shit human that it made me get creative with the imagination.

  2025-03-30 22:47

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  Cc

  Well I do sometimes, but normally I would carry concealed so I'm not making myself a target. If someone intends harm, seeing me armed may dissuade them but it might also just make them take me out first. I'd rather be a surprise.

  2025-03-30 22:44

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  damn… bone sauce hits different

  Hopefully you drew this conclusion without a practical application of the theory

  2025-03-30 22:42

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  Ghibli vote...

  I hope you get ball cancer. First in the right one, go through surgery and chemo and think you're good, then the other one gets it and you end up surviving but have no balls.

  2025-03-29 18:44

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  I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!

  Keep that same energy in the dating world and maybe it'll pan out for you

  2025-03-29 16:34

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  damn… bone sauce hits different

  Hope in one hand and shit in the other, tell me which fills up first

  2025-03-29 16:31

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  Cc

  People are less shitty when there's a chance that being shitty will earn them a walk-in appointment with the coroner

  2025-03-29 16:30

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  damn… bone sauce hits different

  

  2025-03-26 17:13

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  damn… bone sauce hits different

  Eh...bone sauce is an entirely different substance

  2025-03-26 07:53

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  man up and stop being afraid of everything...

  A friend of mine transitioned after attempting suicide multiple times. Now I'm pretty sure he's dead somewhere in Germany because a therapist convinced him to turn his dick inside out and he lost his shit.

  2025-03-22 07:35

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  When you buy your cyber truck at Dollar Tree.

  I was more referring to the pale imitation of the car I drew in 2nd grade, but maybe

  2025-03-19 07:44

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  Ausies just keep getting weirder

  Why the fuck is Roger involved? I haven't worked for him in almost ten years!

  2025-03-19 07:43

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  When you buy your cyber truck at Dollar Tree.

  Every masterpiece has its imitations

  2025-03-16 14:38

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  Based

  Anyone can wear that and you don't know if they're a woman or a lead farmer

  2025-03-16 14:37

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  Size does matter

  The one time I'm cool with hers being bigger

  2025-03-16 14:36

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  Ausies just keep getting weirder

  Apparently to toss or throw something Source: about halfway down the first page of Google results after you get past the sex stuff

  2025-03-16 14:34

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  united, we stand

  No...no it hasn't...

  2025-03-15 10:56

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  Funnier if you don't fill up on schnitzengruben

  Visually, in this case, it's racial because of the image used. Also, it was the same in the movie, so still racial. Blazing Saddles is the GOAT movie tho

  2025-03-13 14:49

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  Following the music

  Dude couldn't go farther left, so it's better than grinding against the concrete barrier

  2025-03-10 09:17

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  Funnier if you don't fill up on schnitzengruben

  The reference is 100% not racist. Racial yes, racist no.

  2025-03-10 04:58

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  Get a pump

  Definitely gonna be my wife for sure

  2025-03-08 19:12

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  Get it out

  Depending on their country of residence, you still might be

  2025-03-08 19:12

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  True

  *cough* Scoreboard *cough*

  2025-03-08 19:11

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  Funnier if you don't fill up on schnitzengruben

  I feel like this is being downvoted because people don't get the reference

  2025-03-08 19:10

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  Shane Gillis meme

  He doesn't have to try. But you do.

  2025-03-07 20:14

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  Powerpoint tutorial

  

  2025-03-04 16:27

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  sheeeeit

  Then why is Zelenski talking about how he feels he owes an apology?

  2025-02-28 21:16

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  *Gently inserts title*

  I guess somebody has to submit memes that make others look better. Taking one for the team

  2025-02-27 08:15

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  *Gently inserts title*

  Into the land of downvotes.That's where.

  2025-02-26 12:41

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  Pelican: Is this eatable?

  Yours doesn't?

  2025-02-21 17:21

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  Awkward boner

  

  2025-02-21 10:09

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  Awkward boner

  Don't leave out the part where it fuckin hurts and you need to damn near do a handstand to get it to go a single predictable direction

  2025-02-20 09:10

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  Awkward boner

  Somebody call the Pope. They're using his moves.

  2025-02-20 09:09

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  Bite my shiny leather ass

  First words out of the doctor's mouth when your mom shat you out (or however it happened)

  2025-02-17 01:03

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  That's a no from me, Dawg

  She getting left alone

  2025-02-16 11:12

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  Haunted house

  I misread that as masturbating

  2025-02-16 11:11

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  Teachers aren't doing their job.

  A lot of teachers want better for their students, but they risk losing their jobs and income by speaking out. Some try, some don't risk it but do what they can in the classroom to help. It's not black and white.

  2025-02-16 09:34

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  Full weeb? Or full McFarlane...?

  N E V E R

  2025-02-15 11:39

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  A dinosaur of the modern world

  Fucker sounds like a gaht dayum M60 on cyclic

  2025-02-14 15:03

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  Syrup from the early 1900s

  "You won't have to cough if you can't remember how to breathe" -Doctor who made that shit

  2025-02-13 07:33

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  if I could stargaze, then yes

  Bury things in the ground, that stays colder

  2025-02-12 16:07

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  Tetris has been shown prevent intrusive memories after su...

  This a personal story? You okay?

  2025-02-12 13:06

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  if I could stargaze, then yes

  Unlikely. Looks like saltwater and if no power then no desalination, so only if there's 6 months worth of water/food

  2025-02-11 15:01

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  helping the little buddies

  Humans Being Bros moment

  2025-02-04 07:29

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  Full weeb? Or full McFarlane...?

  It's been 8 years and we finally have the answers

  2025-02-01 14:20

  +1
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  DeepSeek cyberattack meme

  ()

  2025-01-28 11:34

  +6
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  Deepseek ai meme

  NVIDIA go

  2025-01-28 11:33

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  now dogs can play together

  If anyone downvotes this, I hope your respective genitalia shrivel

  2025-01-28 11:15

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  Time to sin

  I've been here since 2011(I think?). In the words of that Wolf Of Wall Street guy: "I'm not fuckin leavin!" Also, didn't know I was recognizable

  2025-01-26 17:53

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  Cut in half by 2025

  ...

  2025-01-23 17:36

  +1
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  hahaha welcome to fatherhood

  California is a fever dream

  2025-01-23 17:32

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  The future is scary is effective i guess

  I just want to be able to make "assaulters" live the assault from their victim's perspective repeatedly throughout their entire sentence. Is that too much to ask?

  2025-01-15 09:39

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  Fuckin Gorthok the Thunder Boar back there

  2025-01-13 04:58

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  The Struggle

  If you've never been in a state of gastrointestinal distress and nearly shit yourself, I am happy for you.

  2025-01-12 19:16

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  The Struggle

  Literally can't But I still wouldn't

  2025-01-12 19:15

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  Cool Japanese quote

  Maybe so, but I don't wanna jörk it on a train platform

  2025-01-09 07:28

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  Title

  She said "Mmmmphh" and then fell down. Dramatic much?

  2025-01-01 10:05

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  December 31th meme

  Well a Happy Early New Year, my Internet acquaintance I'll have a drink and think of you at midnight if I'm still awake, for I also have a minimal social life

  2024-12-31 21:35

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  Full of delusions

  Said the name was Griperella...didn't specify where the grip was

  2024-12-30 20:50

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  (Doom music starts playing)

  ()

  2024-12-29 19:14

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  Poor Larry.

  A cumless version of the cucumber.

  2024-12-29 11:02

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  Poor Larry.

  Cuber. Checkmate

  2024-12-28 16:14

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  Poor Larry.

  Putting the "cum" in cucumber

  2024-12-28 12:20

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  (Doom music starts playing)

  You're... you're gonna jerk em off? Weird choice...()

  2024-12-28 10:49

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  (Doom music starts playing)

  If your protest keeps me from getting food or drink that I either want or need, we're going to have a very brief chat.

  2024-12-28 09:29

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  I miss being young

  You can cite the deep magic...I was there...I miss it

  2024-12-22 14:46

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  Math test went like this

  Any idea why all these comments got axed? They weren't anything wrong, least not that I recall.

  2024-12-19 16:54

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  Math test went like this

  Where did you get a grenade?

  2024-12-14 09:12

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  Listen to the experts

  Gary's Bussy?

  2024-12-14 09:08

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  trust me bro

  And it's ALWAYS A NISSAN

  2024-12-13 20:30

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  Math test went like this

  I'm Ron Burgundy?

  2024-12-13 20:28

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  Math test went like this

  7

  2024-12-13 15:46

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  Metal Gear Christmas

  You should. It's the single reason I got into gaming.

  2024-12-12 07:37

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  Metal Gear Christmas

  Slang for the .45 caliber handgun. Snake used one in the PS1 Metal Gear Solid game, it's the first weapon you can get.

  2024-12-09 14:45

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  Metal Gear Christmas

  Same But hey, I got my wife a really nice coffee mug

  2024-12-08 18:46

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  Jesus, le tits now!

  I dunno, that seems VERY well planned

  2024-12-08 11:16

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  Mayor of Emo, Ontario meme news

  Mushrooms?

  2024-12-05 08:52

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  he was a regular contributor to rule34. He's not in heaven

  If you're unhappy with your life just say that

  2024-12-05 08:47

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  OH.... NOW I GET IT

  Flip LA and swap the order they're displayed

  2024-12-05 08:38

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