EternalBlaze

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EternalBlaze | 2025-01-18 01:04

Half pre-workout -- workout -- eat and half pre-workout -- workout

Workout Workouts Workout Meme

52% 224

EternalBlaze | 2024-09-07 18:44

(sorry I made this while drunk) Losing points in IQ tests because my answers aren't considered valid (this question was in an actual intelligence test)

Patrick Autism Speaks

31% 372

EternalBlaze | 2024-04-15 11:16

No, say it ain't so

51% 248

EternalBlaze | 2024-04-02 15:20

Hes really dripping tho

Antifa Drip Gang Nohomo

76% 296

EternalBlaze | 2024-03-26 08:49

What I don't understand is why they had to be naked though

Steven Hawkings

79% 260

EternalBlaze | 2024-03-16 03:26

What's with the ppl wanting to be represented by their gender, skin color or sexuality

43% 388

EternalBlaze | 2024-03-14 15:39

The location was finally leaked

Area 51 Memes Old Zealand

81% 331

EternalBlaze | 2024-03-02 17:57

100 out of 100 times it is correct every time

75% 459

EternalBlaze | 2024-02-25 19:08

I should probably inform principal of local hate crime laws - demand picture of teachers mom in kitchen as apology

Extra Hell Hell Comic

81% 330

Latest comments

eltit
UwU

2025-05-02 08:06
0
Gamertags in 2012 were just chaos and Mountain Dew
Created twitch called MLGducks_anonymous Got plans like playing turnip boy commits tax evasion and contacting FBI for certificate of good behavior conduct (need it to get free programming lessons from interpol)

2025-05-01 16:39
0
Neurodivergent love language #5: I found you this cool rock
Basically Neuro divergent means acoustic individual

2025-04-30 14:28
+1
III
Why the fuck would it have monosodium glutamate (msg).. That's literally the stuff uncle Roger is constantly eating

2025-04-24 04:14
+2
Molecular engines be out here doing F1 laps in your cells
I thought it was crochet jet engine

2025-04-22 07:01
+17
15 teenage boys, 15 rotisserie chickens. No notes.
This is exactly what it refers to

2025-04-22 06:57
+7
Fraud quotes
Mane.. I understand why someone would commit murder just to be allowed isolation

2025-04-15 13:44
0
Girls bathrooms be like
The bottles deciding to jump on your toe all at once

2025-04-15 05:12
0
Yoghurt
Lasagn

2025-04-13 09:01
-2
Temu drops Tariff Jeans for surviving the new economy
It's clear these are men's clothing Based on the pockets

2025-04-04 16:51
0
Found the stick to end all sticks. True hardware legend
Brother.. bamboo is grass (also dry bamboo splinters in a stick fight)

2025-04-03 07:55
0
Elephant crying for the death of her companion
Why would the meds let it through

2025-03-21 06:59
+2
Liberal keys Tesla then reveals his address.
Isn't it a hate crime if you do property damage due to political reasons or was it labeled as terrorism (they keep changing the definitions of everything so I haven't s clue)

2025-03-21 06:54
+6
Who would win? White Kanye or Black Eminem
Idk.. Eminem with the nword pass just gives him more rhymes that were previously in uncharted territory for him

2025-03-20 07:30
+1
Like a boss
She's funnier than he it

2025-03-15 09:28
0
Tinder bots
Look at the dash "she" used. People don't use it and almost nobody knows how to make it

2025-03-01 06:54
0
Get out
Pretty sure that's a skin walker

2025-02-26 16:46
0
I hate women
I finally found an Assburger female (I'm Assburgers too) and she judged me for continuing the forklift certified joke too long You get the typical woman behavior whenever dealing with women

2025-01-31 04:53
0
NO GOOD
Taking a look at how the hinge is connected that might not be necessary -

2025-01-17 16:20
+6
I'll wait
Same

2025-01-03 14:38
0
better not get a cold
I was drinking three lions scotch whiskey, good stuff. Any recommendations?

2025-01-03 12:30
+4
YO MAMMA!
It's only offensive in the third world. In the first world it's no more than a joke

2025-01-03 10:39
0
better not get a cold
I went to sleep at 11pm at age 24.. Had too much whiskey in my system

2025-01-03 05:06
+5
Lubricant
I remember reading a story that says you are correct

2025-01-01 16:07
0
Fuck blm
That's a steel sword, I don't think they evolved past bronze age

2025-01-01 11:21
0
A tank in a PepsiCo factory explodes in Peru, January 2024
The tank seemed to be open top, he found it unacceptable

2025-01-01 07:39
0
let's go to moscow
Yeah, the minions only served villains

2024-12-31 16:12
+3
I can
Wait, how do you know it wasn't rotating at 1rps at 1fps?

2024-12-31 16:10
+2
I can
You can rotate at lower fps like in the old Day

2024-12-31 16:09
+2
what are you saying?
Kill all (my lawyer has advised to not continue this joke

2024-12-31 15:44
+2
Lil Pump performing for his grandma
I'd say by adopting at this point

2024-12-31 09:41
+1
Leaving the Minecraft movie after this
Is this real?

2024-12-30 14:59
0
Ginger
Gn erin

2024-12-30 13:05
0
000000
Fuck you I'm scrolling back up until the gallery gets refreshed, you're going down

2024-12-30 07:59
0
Damn
Yeah Tru.. that means we can bang them

2024-12-30 07:10
0
Christmas in the Middle East
Why do they wear black in the middle east? Are they cold?

2024-12-30 04:40
0
Show everyone you're wrong and a dumb bitch.
I'll make the lemonade, popcorn and install the hidden cameras in therapy room

2024-12-30 03:49
+6
Biber
Bodyguard didn't fight back or defend

2024-12-30 03:34
+7
Bell tolls
Nobody is born cool. Except this guy

2024-12-25 06:39
+13
Oh no
Nice to see you still kicking it and also being funny af, been a while since I last saw a comment of yours

2024-12-20 04:20
0
I hope Bigfoot is ok too
That's his brother big Weiner. Bigfoot is doing videogames these days

2024-12-19 20:48
0
Oh no
I too would like to know this. However I must inquire regarding the price of one.. of course solely to know if I'm safe from such horrible faith

2024-12-19 10:38
+3
Oh no
The problem ain with you

2024-12-19 10:34
-2
Religion
Ty, I forog to download last time I saw it

2024-12-18 01:04
0
Happy Monday meme
Why was this done or even recorded?

2024-12-17 15:37
+5
Depression realization
Or to be fighting tears (Arab bros consider normal to express emotion and to talk about it so it ain't a culture thing)

2024-12-17 06:33
+3
Depression realization
My dude . That's a woman.. reading her mind is expected of you - if she were to express herself basically everyone and their pets would be there for her.. But doing so wouldn't enable her to hurt her feelings.. Also I never heard a depressed bro cry

2024-12-17 06:30
+6
Anybody know?
You are extremist that should be monitored.. Your choice xD

2024-12-17 05:48
0
Anybody know?
Based is a more fun word: legal meaning= you are able to understandably express how you have come to a view / belief. Being based protects you from hate speech accusation. The FBI defines anyone based as extremist.. Either everything you say is a crime or

2024-12-17 05:48
0
Anybody know?
Aii imma give the language drop Cringing: shrink back, cower in fear, pain or embarrassment or feeling very uncomfortable. The definition from wordnik: verb- present participle of cringe, adjective- totally submissive. Normally used to invalidly shame peps

2024-12-17 05:42
0
Russia what are you doing
In Russia gov is just mafia structure and other similar structures - the killing is real and you can't take/refuse to take an action that can be seen as sign of weakness - president is just most dangerous man of the land

2024-12-17 04:43
0
Russia what are you doing
O shid yeah Russian politics is different.. In America politics is: take money from lobby (different from taking bribes) say as told, invest in weapons company, lie to public, use gov budget to kill sand people with weapons from company you invested in,

2024-12-17 04:40
0
Russia what are you doing
Is google required to deny service to Russia? The world's leading Ai weapons technology developer that will also sell, suppress or feed any data for money..

2024-12-17 02:52
0
Russia what are you doing
Source projects because it is security risk - as if creating such threat would be not possible to pose from outside Russia's borders

2024-12-17 02:48
0
Russia what are you doing
Blocking Russians from communication platforms to stop spread of propaganda/false Intel - this can only stop the Russian public from being seen while any organized efforts easily evade the block. Russian sources are barred from being source in any open

2024-12-17 02:46
0
Russia what are you doing
You are very much correct. Here's the beans. You large number of public online services that you can name have been made in deny service/access to/for anyone located in Russia. The claims behind almost all dont hold up. Examples:

2024-12-17 02:40
0
Sequel
Who's the girl doing the covers?

2024-12-13 07:44
+2
True Italian
Don't look like the same guy

2024-12-12 11:28
0
Pharmacy rave
Not how rave animations look these days

2024-12-12 11:12
0
Why didn’t I know about this sooner
Don't step on Santa like that

2024-12-12 06:46
0
Billy boy
Yud expect that to be 1L - 1.5l fluid minimum and it def aint

2024-12-12 06:44
+1
Billy boy
Mother bought 5 Starbucks coffees that aren't fancy - if you pay 7 for a coffee and it isn't fancy you deserve that. (Now.. just notice that this is filmed and posted - it's rage bait all the way from the start and the cups aren't even full

2024-12-12 06:43
+1
Any ideas?
Beaches make happy

2024-12-12 04:17
+5
Insert CC numbers
It's ok to buy small simple things off temu. That ain't a small simple product so obviously it's either gonna be trashy or completely not working

2024-12-12 04:03
+7
Burger King is playing the game
Yeah.. the chin ain't same

2024-12-11 13:51
+2
Pbs
Throw a blanket on it when you boot

2024-12-11 13:49
0
Title
Prime minister of Canada but with a beard

2024-12-11 13:46
0
THE ICECREAM
Other one rolled their ankle and the other one had their first brain freeze and didn't know how to react to it I guess

2024-12-11 13:11
+5
☕ Women. Hahahaha *Siiiiip*

2024-12-11 13:08
+4
Relatable...
Agree. Also it isn't that your comment got underrated it's that this place is a ghost town

2024-12-11 06:27
+3
Sign
Left: she/it. Right: p/his.

2024-12-10 14:16
+3
concept, can you explain it...
It is easier to go after people who aren't predatory/harmful in the pretense of being virtuous than to try take down someone actually predatory/dangerous who is prepared to respond to your attempt

2024-12-09 19:12
-1
Relatable...
Coercive abuse - I don't even wanna know the bullshit that bitch put him through.. I don't think man had been happy for years

2024-12-09 18:18
+6
United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson meme news
The guy shoots like a fed (no joke)

2024-12-05 14:53
0
Victorian copper toilet
Really? Just imagine being hired as a toilet seat heater

2024-12-05 12:47
+6
oldie but goldie
Yo op tell me where to get that mask

2024-12-05 11:14
0
New pfp nicer

2024-12-03 18:27
+1
I'm sorry airfryer
Mine air fryer way past warranty and one of the parts showing time has long since died...the original parts(screws) holding handle to the basket are also long gone and since replaced.. I feel like my air fryer would def be mad

2024-12-03 16:08
0
You can go back 100,000 years to a cave that will be disc...
Subscribe to PewDiePie

2024-12-03 15:05
0
Let's play this game
What's the thing you stuck between your bubs

2024-12-03 12:44
+1
No one can steal his car
The engine in car from meme runs really good though

2024-12-03 12:25
+1
#blessings
Would you mind introducing me to her?

2024-12-02 16:10
+11
Something is fishy with Greta Thunberg - Simon Goddek
I hear you can do it with an APK file that you can probs easily find if you bother to look for it

2024-11-29 00:38
+1
My first time,be kind please
She looks like nothing special enough for me to remember her face

2024-11-25 05:28
0
The hypnosis takes over. You stand up.
I too seek this knowledge

2024-11-24 09:25
+15
did you eat my sandwich?
It was the fanum tax (I looked up the definition because I'm not understanding the memes)

2024-11-23 04:00
0
Membrane keyboards
Close.. I don't feel my hands so we'll so I use a tougher membrane keyboard to avoid accidental keystrokes while dragging my hands across keyboard. But I am autistic though

2024-11-23 03:42
-2
Spice it up
It's for oral

2024-11-21 03:55
0
Why did you even think about it? Y r u ge??
Guy just wants to watch you make out, he gay.. also that's sexual harassment

2024-11-21 01:41
+2
We need a hero. Forlift certified:
It's either Jason Bourne getting his forklift licence or chuck Norris harvesting fires for his fireplace because the ones you find outside are better than the domestic ones

2024-11-19 12:51
+5
Sega 32xxxxxxxx
Got no clue what I'm looking at, someone gimme the beans

2024-11-19 08:18
+2
Skinner wasn't evil
And then the rat came and made him cook the best food but he still tried to steal the restaurant if I remember correctly

2024-11-18 13:03
+6
Friends and loves
I was surrounded by computers

2024-11-18 03:55
0
Must be something wrong with the dishwasher again
Ratio

2024-11-15 15:55
+1
Meme
It's the woman you find in child support court

2024-11-15 15:50
0
Teacher knows best
My man got ratiod

2024-11-15 15:34
+2
His heart and his liver are missing
Use a condom and tell them you mom said you shouldn't kiss girls unless they are tested for std

2024-11-15 15:14
0
Linux tips
Technically it works

2024-11-13 05:55
+13
Mmmmmmmmmango Fett
Stay juicy mango fett

2024-11-12 16:13
0
Celebrities right now
You still need to to tie the belt somehow. You need a knot and a loop

2024-11-09 13:42
0

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