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  Guys under 6 feet watching dating standards like it’s a...

  Being a short straight guy: Being a short gay guy:

  2025-04-01 10:45

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  Family going through my old phones and it's just memes no...

  And then there are all the dickpics...

  2025-03-26 17:52

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  Realistic memes

  "Mama, I just killed a man..."

  2025-02-12 13:39

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  5 months ago, I actually walked across that *exact* place...

  Yes.

  2025-01-15 10:57

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  Yes, my taste in music is pretty outdated

  You did, because you just asked "who asked?".

  2025-01-07 18:38

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  Yes, my taste in music is pretty outdated

  Conversely, do "dumb guys" make the chillest memes?

  2025-01-07 18:35

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  Yes, my taste in music is pretty outdated

  Yes, I know that just calling it "trance" isn't too accurate, but I wanted to keep the meme caption simple. For further reasoning, see my other reply.

  2025-01-07 18:32

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  Yes, my taste in music is pretty outdated

  I would more accurately classify it as "vocal eurotrance" (since the full song does have vocal segments) or maybe even "euro house", but I generalized it and just called it "trance" (even though it's too broad of a term for this), since the prompt from which the initial 32-second soundbite was generated is "2005, eurotrance, hands up, epic trance, female vocals".

  2025-01-07 18:27

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  Yes, my taste in music is pretty outdated

  I use Udio to make Music.

  2025-01-07 18:13

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  Best feeling in the world

  This is some *dark* humour. Literally.

  2024-12-15 08:56

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  Good, gay, gayest.

  I *refuse* to use Threads, Bluesky and Mastodon. When it comes to

  2024-12-07 15:09

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  Where did that futurism go?

  Yes, I generated the song using AI. The full version is available here: https://www.udio.com/songs/hbHpJLSGS6NufL4RmBeU9T

  2024-09-17 00:40

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  Netflix and chill

  Plot twist: This is actually a guy with his femboy BF and they're giving each other a handjob.

  2024-09-02 09:54

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  You're fucked, anon

  Now he can carbonate it, put lemon juice in it and open a lemonade stand.

  2024-09-02 09:43

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  Wax treatment

  That's a brilliant way to get rid of ass hair.

  2024-08-17 11:07

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  backa boi

  We're in 2020_4

  2024-07-27 17:48

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  Trump assassination attempt meme

  This isn't actually the assassin, just an internet troll (@jewgazing on

  2024-07-14 17:33

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  Trump shooter manifesto

  This isn't actually the assassin, just an internet troll (@jewgazing on

  2024-07-14 17:33

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  Trump shooter

  This isn't actually the assassin, just an internet troll (@jewgazing on

  2024-07-14 17:33

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  “You got the wrong guy”? Something is afoot here. Pho...

  This isn't actually the assassin, just an internet troll (@jewgazing on

  2024-07-14 17:33

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  uranium goes brrrr

  Vsauce: "Or, is it?"

  2024-07-14 07:19

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  uranium goes brrrr

  A: Uranium.; B: What? No, I'm not "Anium". Who is that?

  2024-07-13 21:02

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  Atheism is denial

  Here in the Czech Republic, 79 % of people in 2021 were either atheist or agnostic. In 2018, 91 % of young people between 16 and 29 were irreligious. I don't see how not being religious makes us have bad morals or something, as some people claim.

  2024-07-13 19:56

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  The wave of diversity

  Nah, it's a wave of delicious chocolate milk!

  2024-07-10 16:38

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  .kghsb;jhbcz

  I mean, the entire concept of forced circumcision is much more worthy of "smh", tbh.

  2024-07-02 14:57

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  That smile didn't change even after 30 years

  Coping? How? I'm just making fun of two dictators with this meme.

  2024-06-21 11:26

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  Damaged

  Yes, all races are *not* equal. You can't compare Formula 1 to, say, Rallye or even NASCAR.

  2024-06-20 19:56

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  Here comes the Guuk

  I like to call it "boy syrup".

  2024-05-29 18:19

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  Muhammad

  Islam is a religion of piss.

  2024-05-24 08:43

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  Censored speech

  Cum power.

  2024-05-08 18:36

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  Exactly how Fed works, too...weird.

  Mom when shopping for furniture: BAUHAUS (only applies to central Europe). Alternatives include: HORNBACH, Möbelix, OBI.

  2024-05-04 17:06

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  Me crop dusting the entire Walmart store.

  Volkswagen. Das Fahrrad.

  2024-04-20 16:46

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  Sudden temperature change in just one day.

  That's spring for ya... Here in the Czech Republic, 30,9°C (87,6°F) was recorded in České Budějovice on Apr 7, 2024. It was the earliest a "tropical day" (a day above 30°C) has been recorded. Now, it's 2°C (35,6°F) and occasionally rainy. It'll apparently even get down to -3°C (26,6°F) during the night early next week.

  2024-04-18 17:32

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  And then the teacher returns and trouble arises...

  The video I took the clip from: "Wonderful days xylofoon happy hardcore" on YouTube (https://youtu.be/VdTtS786A8o)

  2024-03-30 17:02

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  The (mis)information superhighway

  Jokes on you, I already have! I mostly put silly stuff there. My most-viewed video (titled "[Meme] Dr. House is an intentionally dense Minecraft villager") has 9,9K views and over 500 likes.

  2024-03-28 06:51

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  The (mis)information superhighway

  Because it has shock value (in a comedic way when used in the context of this video) and it generates engagement (either positive or negative, depending on the audience). Your comment is a prime example of that.

  2024-03-28 04:05

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  The global warming hiatus is real. It doesn't mean that w...

  This sounds a lot like the "18 years of no warming between 1998 and 2016" story that was essentially just based on cherry-picking.

  2024-03-24 18:55

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  First meme since 2019 I think for my second account.

  Well, imagine my shock...

  2024-03-12 16:50

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  Open for business...

  Any small hole: *Exists*; Guys: "Is for PP?"

  2024-02-22 08:31

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  Česko!

  Janeiro? Like Rio de Janeiro?

  2024-02-17 22:33

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  Signature look of suppository

  A: How do you say "February" in Czech? B: I dunno. Is it "Fébřuářy"? A: No, it's actually "únor".

  2024-02-17 14:15

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  title :)

  Solution: Put a doormat over it.

  2024-02-17 14:07

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  This is very accurate

  They/them?

  2024-02-14 20:25

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  This is very accurate

  "They" does not necessarily refer to two or more women, so it can also mean two or more people of any gender.

  2024-02-14 19:52

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  Title

  Fun fact for non-Czechs/non-Slovaks: His surname, Menčík, is pronounced like "mencheek".

  2024-02-13 14:50

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  Minecraft barriers

  The barrel - Pewdiepie's worst enemy in Amnesia.

  2024-02-11 22:04

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  Crypto youtubers were the worst thing ever

  More like... Cripplocurrencies!

  2024-02-09 14:07

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  He had a bad morning

  And now it's beeping there like a bomb is about to go off...

  2024-02-06 12:35

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  That stork in my curly fade do low-key be bussin fr fr

  Both an AI meme and a meme about the "curly fade" haircut currently popular among Gen Z (especially TikTokers).

  2024-02-01 18:02

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  Post nut clarity

  "A femboy a day keeps the bigot away."

  2024-02-01 15:38

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  "My what big nostrils you have!"

  1950: In the future, we will have flying cars! The future:

  2024-02-01 01:41

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  Climate changing since 1980......

  If you get into an argument about that here on Memedroid and you are of the opinion that it's real and we're causing it, you're most likely going to get a bunch of downvotes shoved up your ass. I know because I've been there. Most recently a week ago.

  2024-01-27 10:26

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  Climate changing since 1980......

  Next year, the first Toy Story movie is turning 30 years old.

  2024-01-27 10:09

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  Climate changing since 1980......

  There have been some models that were right, though. For example, James Hanson's middle scenario from 1988. https://youtu.be/ugwqXKHLrGk?t=721

  2024-01-27 08:47

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  Delicious gazelle

  When she's on her period but you still eat her p*ssy:

  2024-01-26 20:43

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  Bubble gobbler

  

  2024-01-26 20:37

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  Humina

  The yellow guy? You mean... Bart Simpson?

  2024-01-26 20:37

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  Historians of the future: "That was the first time in rec...

  Is it just me, or does Arabic look like Minecraft enchanting table language?

  2024-01-24 18:27

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  Super Bowls commercials

  Super Bowl sounds like a name of an eating competition.

  2024-01-22 13:11

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  trying to boldly go where no man has gone before lol

  If a space ship were to explore those, it better be shaped like a penis...

  2024-01-20 18:20

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  Greenland meme

  Of course we need oil and if we abruptly stopped using it, it would mean the end of modern civilization. However, it is inevitable that demand for fossil fuels will start to decline as alternatives outcompete them in terms of cost. For example, as batteries follow their exponentially declining cost curve (Even Goldman Sachs expects battery pack prices to reach $100/kWh by 2025), EVs will reach purchase price parity with ICEVs in a few years. As Tony Seba says, cost curves are like gravity.

  2024-01-20 13:34

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  Greenland meme

  I know that Memedroid doesn't support links, and that most users are on mobile (I use it on PC and copying links isn't a problem that way). But how do you know that the videos are BS if you didn't even see them and didn't check whether or not the information is legit? That's like saying you don't like <a certain food item>, despite never having tasted it.

  2024-01-20 13:15

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  Greenland meme

  What if I said that about fossil fuel companies paying people to spread doubt about anthropogenic climate change? Because that's exactly what they did! "Exxon Lobbyist Caught on Camera Going Full Cartoon Villain" on YouTube is some of the proof. They're using the same tactics as cigarette companies used to use to make cigarettes seem healthy! You can't make this shit up... Oh, and by the way, NO ONE in this discussion even bothered to direct me to a source supporting their claims.

  2024-01-19 23:38

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  Greenland meme

  Yes, these were the ones that accurately predicted the rise in average global temperatures. And I mean, it would be nice if folks around here were to *actually* watch the videos I linked to as evidence and tried to examine the topic, instead of just shoving a bunch of downvotes in my ass because I'm using my right to free speech and trying to challenge the narrative of climate skepticism...

  2024-01-19 23:10

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  Greenland meme

  But the intention was to make it sound less bad - to downplay it. Which is the opposite of alarmism. Which seems similar to how BP (British Petroleum) introduced the term "carbon footprint" to make people believe it's their fault, and not the fault of fossil fuel companies.

  2024-01-19 21:12

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  Greenland meme

  From Wikipedia: "Although Luntz later tried to distance himself from the Bush administration policy, it was his idea that administration communications reframe global warming as climate change since "climate change" was thought to sound less severe. The term "climate change" was not altogether new, as in 1956, the physicist Gilbert Plass published a seminal study called "The Carbon Dioxide Theory of Climatic Change", and in 1978 the journal Climatic Change debuted."

  2024-01-19 20:37

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  Greenland meme

  Really? Because at the end of the last Ice age, the CO2 concentration reached 182 ppm at one point. Today, it's about 420 ppm, which means that back then, it was at *less than half* the concentration it is at today. I think it's safe to say that life didn't die due to CO2 starvation...

  2024-01-19 20:16

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  Greenland meme

  Some people were claiming we were heading for another ice age as late as the 2010s: https://youtu.be/h6eswiI3KLc ("A short chronology of failed 'ice age' predictions", by potholer54 on YouTube)

  2024-01-19 18:29

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  Greenland meme

  Not an accurate assesment, you're mixing apples and oranges. "Global warming" describes the increase in average global temperatures. "(Global) Climate change" describes the changes in the long-term state of weather in different parts of the world, and is a result of global warming. These are just different terms referring to different things, so don't blame "them". And no, it's not the Sun: https://youtu.be/FBF6F4Bi6Sg?t=458

  2024-01-19 16:55

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  Put the battery in the microwave and it will be completel...

  By the way, this video goes over what actually happened in Chicago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K64HQ5ZPfdQ

  2024-01-19 16:07

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  Put the battery in the microwave and it will be completel...

  By the way, this video goes over what actually happened. I don't even know why I didn't see it earlier, because I watch videos from this channel quite regularly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K64HQ5ZPfdQ

  2024-01-19 16:00

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  The Vikings don't mess around

  Because defending EVs on a website where people tend to be quite skeptical about the viability and meaningfulness of anything with the "green" label on it doesn't bear much fruit, as it has become one of the subjects of the left/right culture war and people tend to jump to clear, black-and-white conclusions, despite not actually knowing all that much about the subject. By the way, this video goes over what actually happened in Chicago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K64HQ5ZPfdQ

  2024-01-19 15:57

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  The Vikings don't mess around

  Even then, not ALL Norwegians who drive EVs have access to these things. Also kind of weird that the problem seemed to have happened only in Chicago, and not elsewhere (not Quebec, not Edmonton, or other urban areas with Tesla Superchargers that experienced cold weather), and that it got so much press coverage.

  2024-01-19 14:40

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  Put the battery in the microwave and it will be completel...

  One thing that probably contributes to it is that Tesla doesn't do advertising the way traditional automakers do, by paying media outlets.

  2024-01-19 14:23

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  Put the battery in the microwave and it will be completel...

  Well yes, but FOX isn't even leftist.

  2024-01-19 13:46

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  Put the battery in the microwave and it will be completel...

  If there is reportedly a problem in Chicago, why isn't there also a problem in Norway, where more than 80 % of all new cars sold (and 25 % of all cars in total) are electric? Let me guess: The media latched onto an occurence where the power went out due to the snowstorm and made it into a sensational fearmongering story about how EVs can't handle the cold, instead of being fair and presenting the big picture.

  2024-01-19 12:31

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  Harry Potter bso

  Later: "Two cute gay twinks from Hogwarts suck on each others' magic wands"

  2024-01-18 13:54

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  Me preparing to say "present, present, present...... says...

  Just say: "I'm not here. Just an optical illusion..."

  2024-01-09 15:49

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  She loves posts

  I guess it would be quite dangerous for her to work at the post office...

  2024-01-06 21:57

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  Suuuuure

  Is that a model of the Brno Astronomical Clock?

  2023-12-31 17:35

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  mom is always listening

  : "Your cock has a very nice shape. I reckon it would also be nice to suck on." : "Oh, thanks. By the way, I also really like how long your foreskin is."

  2023-12-28 13:21

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  cause they’re worthless duh lol

  100K - 200K miles in a best-case scenario? You're being way too pessimistic. Of course, there is the difference between degradation due to time and degradation due to usage (which also depends on many factors), but even then, batteries of heavy-usage EVs tend to get replaced after 200K to 300K miles, sometimes even more than that. And then there are LFP batteries, which will last even longer than NMC or NCA ones.

  2023-12-22 20:02

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  Oof

  You're a nazi, Harry.

  2023-12-22 19:11

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  Lol

  Mine is long enough that it doesn't just automatically roll back, even during a full erection.

  2023-12-22 18:50

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  cause they’re worthless duh lol

  Dealerships aren't all that keen on selling EVs because they then don't get all that money from service like they do with ICE cars (oil changes, brake pads, timing belts,...).

  2023-12-22 18:38

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  cause they’re worthless duh lol

  How often do you have to replace the engine on a combustion car? Exactly - pretty much never. The engine lasts for the lifetime of the car. Just like an EV battery lasts for the lifetime of the car (which is comparable to an ICE car). But only if they're not abused and aren't badly-designed - and I'm talking about *both* IC engines and EV batteries. For example, Teslas retain roughly 90 % of their original capacity after 200K miles / 320K km on average.

  2023-12-22 18:27

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  Of course

  PepsiCo is currently using a fleet of several dozen Tesla Semis, and is kind of acting as Tesla's guinea pig to work out the kinks before moving to large-scale production (as opposed to the current pilot production).

  2023-12-18 16:40

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  Of course

  Reminds me of this: https://www.reddit.com/r/regularcarreviews/comments/18kkhci/when_my_horse_needs_fuel_i_just_stop_and_he_eats/

  2023-12-17 18:10

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  Of course

  They haven't made a cargo van (yet), but they HAVE made a 40-ton Semi truck with 500 miles / 800 km of range when fully loaded.

  2023-12-17 18:06

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  Useful idiots are

  Cripplocurrencies...

  2023-11-25 11:07

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  Reeee

  Oh, I see - It's "Feed Joe Biden".

  2023-11-23 00:31

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  hahaha

  Hey, look! It's a yeti!

  2023-11-21 17:33

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  Tourettes Guy's dad

  That's actually where I got the idea to make this.

  2023-11-20 15:44

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  20 years ago, I was a fetus inside my mum's womb...

  Yes, but not in North America. Although, to be fair, the underpinnings of the cars themselves are pretty much identical to VW, it's just that the design and market orientation are slightly different. For example, Škoda cars tend to have a VW equivalent: Kodiaq - Tiguan, Fabia - Polo, Octavia Combi - Golf Variant,... And wait 'till you hear about Seat, which is another brand owned by the VW Group...

  2023-11-19 18:50

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  Visible frustration

  I eventually got fed up with that and have been shaving my ass once every 2 - 3 weeks for a while now. Because I *refuse* to deal with that unwipable-without-a-wet-wipe-or-bidet bullshit.

  2023-11-19 17:01

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  20 years ago, I was a fetus inside my mum's womb...

  It's more like a budget-oriented Volkswagen (it's owned by the VW Group). If you want to know more, go here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C5%A0koda_Auto

  2023-11-19 16:41

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  Overconfidence is a common toxic trait.

  "Total wipeout" sounds like a name for some kind of butt-wiping technique.

  2023-11-01 16:13

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  good use of my time

  It's like xQc trying to identify animals...

  2023-10-29 08:32

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  So cursed

  Is this what black people actually are?

  2023-10-26 11:18

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  Parents with homework

  I'm 19 and have been using Memedroid since I was 15. And, by the way, I *refuse* to use TikTok.

  2023-10-22 03:43

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