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  Real

  If he wants to make things right, he could make the 5-layer burrito less than $2 again (preferably 89 cents) instead of $3.50 or more. ($3.59 is the cheapest I have seen recently in Peoria, IL. The Taco Bell in my town charges like $4.89.)

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  3 posibilities

  A cold? How weak are these people?

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  DIY portable roads

  How does it turn? Tanks do it by having two tracks that can move at different speeds or in different directions entirely. Cars and trucks do it by changing the direction of one set of wheels relative to the other set. Unicycles do it by leaning. This is effectively just one big wheel that can't lean.

  2024-12-09 07:38

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  yea

  Why did OP post this to specifically target me?

  2024-12-08 21:57

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  Cannibal the way I'm about to…

  Imagine this but with good toppings instead.

  2024-12-08 13:24

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  Not that dive bar

  A friend of mine has actually met Ron Jeremy. He said that Ron Jeremy smells exactly like you think he would.

  2024-12-08 13:03

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  My bad

  Sixthed. Whermst

  2024-12-08 09:34

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  Nice try data farmers

  Remember that your web traffic gets seen somewhere to send you to the right part of the internet. Usually it is your internet service provider. With a VPN, the VPN company sees it instead. Now imagine if you were the government and wanted to monitor web traffic more easily. You could ask internet service providers to give you the data, or you could create a bunch of VPN companies so that people pay you for the right to give you their data.

  2024-12-07 19:15

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  French tank designers

  This would probably work pretty well if the entire theatre of combat was perfectly flat.

  2024-12-05 11:27

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  PLATO THINK

  "Had I not been Alexander, I should have liked to be Diogenes." - Alexander the Great

  2024-12-05 00:58

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  gothica

  Why did you go back to her husband? Seems like a mistake to me.

  2024-12-04 12:33

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  yes

  This post says it in a terrible way, but over-production of power is a problem since we don't have the capacity to store it for periods of under-production. Best case is it gets wasted; worst case the surplus is enough to damage something in the system. This is one of the reasons why coal or diesel generating stations are still so common; they can be ramped up or reduced quickly in accordance with demand.

  2024-12-04 12:24

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  What are you smiling at?

  The superior siege engine

  2024-12-04 01:03

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  You don't need to be wearing a hijab here

  While I am against people forcing others to wear certain clothes or behave a certain way, I am also against taking someone's property. Two things can be true at once.

  2024-12-02 13:45

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  THIS....

  Maybe she should. I think she could really use it.

  2024-12-01 19:09

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  Professionals have standards

  The money is good. That said, a lot of people have no idea how hard our drivers work for it. Fedex drivers freak out when they find out how many stops that UPS drivers have to do in a day (120 on the low end, not counting pick ups. That is usually business heavy routes. 200+ on the higher side depending on the type of route. It can go much higher during peak season).

  2024-11-30 23:53

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  Professionals have standards

  We didn't have that as part of our delivery procedure until within the last year. Judging by the uniform, this video is a few years old. Technically Diad 5 had a camera, but the program didn't actually have any code to run it. That wasn't introduced until a midlife update to the Diad 6.

  2024-11-30 23:49

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  That's my kind of mad man

  For those who don't know, the audio is from Gaston's Ultimate Mission to Obtain Some Taco Bell, the third video in the Waxonator Gaston YTP Series

  2024-11-30 23:29

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  Florida man strikes back

  No, I am pretty sure that you could chug a gallon. I doubt it would stay down more than 20 seconds, but you could do it.

  2024-11-30 23:23

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  I see two big differences

  He looks like a man that will, whether his wife is home or not, invite another man over to do the deed so that he can sit in the corner and watch.

  2024-11-29 11:35

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  Half life 2 mods meme

  Caramelldansen

  2024-11-29 10:26

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  Capybara cafe

  So Raijinmaru wasn't all that unusual of a pet to have. Interesting.

  2024-11-28 17:08

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  Horse of the gods

  Yeah, I think we all had an undesired focus shift about the same time.

  2024-11-28 17:04

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  rat experiment

  Or the extra sugar and fat gave the little dude the extra energy to enjoy his swim for significantly longer. What, you think that just because he is a rat that he doesn't enjoy physical activity?

  2024-11-28 17:00

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  Panama papers were all forgotten

  And if the way that they accomplish this is legal, what is the problem? I always recommend that anyone find any and every legal means to keep the government from stealing your property.

  2024-11-28 16:44

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  Elon Musk's xAI is going to make gaming great again

  I like Elon Musk, but I am not really onboard with an AI game studio.

  2024-11-28 12:38

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  The perfect Christmas wrapping paper

  Thanks OP. Now I actually had to buy this. (For real, I bought it)

  2024-11-28 12:00

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  a secret cord

  This will not do anything if you plug it into the same outlet. In truth both parts of an outlet are already connected. The real dangerous part of this is that if you plug one end in, the other end becomes live.

  2024-11-28 11:36

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  a secret cord

  This will not do anything if you plug it into the same outlet. In truth both parts of an outlet are already connected. You can check it out on Youtube. Silver Cymbal has a short video (under 3 minutes) about plugging in one of these Suicide Cords into a live outlet that demonstrates this.

  2024-11-28 11:25

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  International arrest warrant for Netanyahu

  I think I would probably tell any kind of international government to suck my balls if they tried to tell me that I must do anything. I don't think they have any real authority.

  2024-11-24 20:32

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  yes

  The general problem is figuring out which ingredients those are. The state of California seems to think almost everything in existence can cause cancer.

  2024-11-23 09:22

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  Ironic

  Real Talk: if you actually have ADD or ADHD, it works. I used to get detentions like every week before fifth grade when I was diagnosed with ADD. I was then put on Adderall. From the day I started being medicated until I graduated high school I got one detention total.

  2024-11-22 02:46

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  Make it the world's problem

  Not sure I would count Ohio as being in the midwest. I think it stops at Indiana. I actually heard people during the election calling Pennsylvania a midwest state.

  2024-11-17 20:43

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  Trust

  I wish I could trust myself. I repeat the same mistakes before I have time to regret them.

  2024-11-16 09:06

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  oh this is too good

  I think the issue most of us have with her is that she didn't seem upset that she had to do it.

  2024-11-15 10:00

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  Yes

  No, that isn't nearly enough.

  2024-11-15 00:19

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  North Korean Soldiers being told they're going home

  No it will not. Remember, those men have seen the outside world, which means they will never make it home alive. Their families will likely be told that they died fighting for the glory of North Korea.

  2024-11-13 14:33

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  60 minutes with the new Border Czar

  I might be in love

  2024-11-12 15:07

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  Funny metric system memes

  Given that a chunk of Osmium that size is a little less than 16 kilograms, I don't think I buy this as real.

  2024-11-07 01:25

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  Doo yah fearr death-a

  I do think that is in particular was helped by the fact that if you look at cephalopods up close, they already look kind of not real.

  2024-11-03 19:06

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  Thank you

  What unholy price are the shoes that he is buying you if a fair gesture to respond with is to buy a suit?

  2024-10-30 11:03

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  Funny tax evasion meme

  So you are telling me that someone out there wants me to help them legally pay less taxes? Just tell me where and when. The opportunity to be a hero doesn't come often.

  2024-10-30 02:55

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  Some understand..

  If Illinois could flip red, it may finally stop most of us who live here from consistently rating the highest on lists of people who hate their own state.

  2024-10-29 17:40

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  Frrr

  Unless there is a servant to continuously stock that tiny fridge every half hour, I am going to say something is missing.

  2024-10-29 00:05

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  Rent vs Mortgage

  I have a decent 1 bedroom apartment at $385 per month (without utilities). I can't even fathom living somewhere that has rent in the thousands of dollars range. You need to move somewhere better if that is how much your rent is.

  2024-10-25 17:06

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  Elon coloring inside the lines

  It is illegal to buy votes, though if you are giving money for petition signatures and not votes, then it isn't relevant.

  2024-10-20 21:44

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  Black ass Friday

  They can't put frequently bought items on sale during Black Friday because you would remember the price from the week before and notice that they doubled it just so they could give a 40% discount.

  2024-10-20 13:26

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  Debt

  Sure would be nice if women preferred that. Maybe I wouldn't be alone. (My uninviting personality could also be the problem)

  2024-10-14 17:11

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  Bible

  The frequency with which I realize Solomon, Paul, and a host of others knew exactly what they were talking about is alarming.

  2024-10-05 17:05

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  Title

  Who voted for the top one? Unless it is just a really bad picture of her, I have personally known at least two women that were better looking, and the internet has hundreds at least.

  2024-09-29 14:56

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  Why dating is so hard for men

  Yeah, no. I am 33. I literally only even know two single women within 10 years of my age. Just finding someone to consider asking is beyond me.

  2024-09-22 20:38

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  He's right

  MM/DD/YY for normal use. MM/DD/YYYY for things that someone may need to know if it happened in this century or a different one (example: if someone talks about something involving a smartphone, we really shouldn't need to know the century). At least in the US we say the month before the day under normal circumstances, so it wouldn't make sense to write it any other way.

  2024-09-22 20:30

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  Exploding goats

  I think Hezbollah members would still risk it for the biscuit.

  2024-09-22 20:02

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  Trump 2024: Return of the Jedi

  Signs for her are all over the group of cities that I live and work in. Oddly, the one of those cities that I figured was the most conservative out of the group has the most Harris signs, and the city that has always seemed the most liberal (even though it is Ronald Regan's hometown) has the most Trump signs.

  2024-09-22 19:23

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  I like to treat my IQ like my bank balance. It's a lot lo...

  Don't put too much stock in the free website tests. I took one once like 12 years ago, and I think it scored me as 87. I won't claim to be Einstein, but at the time I could remember 372 decimal places of pi and to this day I still do reasonably complicated multiplication and division in my head. My problem solving skills are also well above average (or at least average for the people I know).

  2024-09-21 15:52

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  Lol

  I literally didn't even hear of the game until it failed. Their marketing must have been absolute trash.

  2024-09-21 14:01

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  from the Karate kid movies

  Brutally

  2024-09-21 13:48

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  Maybe you?

  Well if I remember correctly, the average I.Q. in Palestine is 68 (can't be bothered to check if I am right). So if Hezbollah is anything like them, that might be your answer.

  2024-09-20 21:48

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  School computers

  It went by pretty quick, but I am pretty sure that it says "Skywalker Saga". If your download file for a movie saga is 2 Mb, it is a virus.

  2024-09-20 21:02

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  yeah

  Bro thinks it is uncommon to be a virgin at 19? I am still one at 33. Not kissing a girl used to be common, which is why the "You may now kiss the bride" thing at weddings was a special moment. (Also have not done that at 33). As for getting a job and driving, just get on it. Make a friend, and ask them to teach you to drive. Over 18 you no longer have to take a driver's education course. Problem solving.

  2024-09-19 20:28

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  Benefits none

  Always remember that it is possible for two things to be true at once. It is entirely possible for companies to require too much qualification for a job that underpays, and at the same time for people who I wouldn't hire for free to think they are too good for a super basic labor job.

  2024-09-19 19:32

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  It's a lifestyle

  Just checking, but you are also in high school, right?

  2024-09-15 20:48

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  Oh yeah, it's all coming together

  He's about to find the ghost of Jacob Marley is what he is about to do.

  2024-09-15 17:59

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  Pizza Party

  Most people don't realize that if they got a raise instead of pizza parties that it would likely equate to a few cents per hour if you replaced monthly pizza parties with a one-time (not annual) raise.

  2024-09-15 15:21

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  Best legal hack

  I have had a similar problem in Ark Survival Evolved while trying to have a hidden base on a PvP server. While the settings were a factor in the problem, the bigger issue was that player-made structures like bases would render in before destructible resources like rocks or trees, so if someone was flying across the map your base would appear before the forest that it was hidden in.

  2024-09-15 15:14

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  He deserves a coin

  "You don't understand! He is a rapper and he points at his own head and he says 'Let's Gooo'."

  2024-09-15 14:35

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  The system is down ᕕ(⌐■_■)ᕗ ♪♬

  But for real though, how do I find a girl that actually knows what Homestarrunner.com is?

  2024-09-15 13:51

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  The system is down ᕕ(⌐■_■)ᕗ ♪♬

  Come on Fhqwhgads. Sounds like some one isn't to the limit

  2024-09-15 13:44

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  Thanks homie

  The version of this with Rammstein - Ich Will from two years ago that Itztwin posted was better. (No, I am not crazy enough to remember those details. It is in my favorites.)

  2024-09-08 20:37

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  Morning shift vs night shift

  I suspect that night shift has less call-offs than morning, as the employees are likely already awake, and I have to fight every day not to call off when I have to leave my home at 3:50AM.

  2024-09-08 14:58

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  dongs in a correction

  You know that this isn't a real news account because they would never make corrections easily visible and accessible.

  2024-09-08 13:54

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  Black pepper

  While correct, that is a great price relative to the area I live in rural Illinois. Even the price at Walmart is $3.98. And truthfully I feel like the price in my area is still probably low by comparison to the big cities.

  2024-09-08 13:47

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  Black pepper

  You are not kidding about that price. It is a full dollar cheaper than where I live in rural Illinois, even at Walmart.

  2024-09-08 13:45

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  A dad doing his best

  That was my first thought as well, even knowing that sports fans often abbreviate college names.

  2024-08-27 19:00

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  Gentleman's club

  Imagine having enough money to willing dress uncomfortably.

  2024-08-27 18:57

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  Waiter

  Ipad kids? Friend I am 33 and would buy this in an instant.

  2024-08-27 18:10

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  It's true

  Friendly reminder that if someone doesn't move over 20 feet in front of the semi, and you cut off the semi so you can pass the person and give them the finger, they are not the idiot; you are.

  2024-08-22 17:14

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  im completely powerless

  This is fiction. I am pretty sure that girlfriends aren't real.

  2024-08-18 21:23

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  no lies detected

  Most of those are way too feminine to be real trannies.

  2024-08-18 19:24

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  How dare you!

  I am 6'3" and women generally don't talk to me. Could they be intimidated by my royal status as a king? (or could it be that I am not attractive or rich?)

  2024-08-04 18:50

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  Title

  Text is for 3-4 sentence conversations or questions that you don't need an immediate answer to. Calling is for extended conversations or things that you need an immediate response to. That is how I see it.

  2024-08-04 10:27

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  .title

  How would "She" make sense in the construction of that sentence?

  2024-08-04 10:10

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  1999 Taco Bell receipt

  I was in a Taco Bell yesterday. I am not exaggerating at all when I say that 15 minutes after I ordered, three of the four employees gathered around my bag to try to figure out if all three items that I ordered were in it. They were, and I still waited another two minutes for the bag.

  2024-07-31 17:13

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  shitpost

  Clothes are not listed, so unless we are naked, I already have my daily wear boots on.

  2024-07-30 20:30

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  shitpost

  Knife (extremely versatile tool), first aid kit (medical necessities aside, it is very likely to have items that can be used for a multitude of purposes, such as fire starting, negating the need for matches without having to resort entirely to hand drills), water purifier (quickly guaranteeing safe water is worth a spot), Tarp (various uses, such as shelter, rain catcher, sail, large visible object for rescue). Since clothes are not listed, I am assuming I am dressed with my daily boots already.

  2024-07-30 20:28

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  shitpost

  That was my question as well. I always wear boots, so I am assuming that I am fully dressed with my boots on already since clothing is not a listed item.

  2024-07-30 20:20

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  Same

  Same

  2024-07-30 18:44

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  I want this friendship

  How low is the temperature set in your how to be able to be both full dressed and in a sleeping bag?

  2024-07-24 17:06

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  15 minutes are up, bless her heart

  I don't know who she is as there were very few memes about her on Memedroid.

  2024-07-23 19:19

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  Title

  I unload trailers in less than that wearing shorts and a sleeveless shirt.

  2024-07-23 19:17

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  Imagine only being proud of yourself one month a year

  I do not hate anyone based on race. I save my hatred for anyone that can effortlessly convince me that they have an IQ lower than comfortable temperature in Celsius, which seems to be approaching a majority of people.

  2024-07-23 19:11

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  Damn

  If this is real, I know some people that could use a prescription (not me. really, not me. ok it's me)

  2024-07-21 19:57

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  This is crazy

  I am almost certain that it is "Sausage", which I would find rather odd to censor.

  2024-07-21 14:36

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  Old tech

  Someone needs to drop the gain on their microphone. I had to mute this just to watch it.

  2024-07-14 19:13

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  Reality is funnier than anything you could make up.

  "Reality is funnier than anything you could make up." Is this title an indication that OP didn't find this fake story funny, but chose to post it anyway?

  2024-07-14 18:51

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  Joe Biden calls Zelensky President Putin

  I had heard about this, but it still actually hurt to watch.

  2024-07-14 18:41

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  Those drivers are true gentlemen.

  Do bridges like this usually have wind coming from both sides so that you need a barrier in two opposite directions?

  2024-07-14 14:35

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  Anyone??????

  While I do feel like this sometimes, any place that hasn't been visited in centuries is a place that isn't worth visiting. Otherwise someone would have done it and tried to monetize it.

  2024-07-03 20:21

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  treasure planet is better than people think

  To this day my favorite animated movie

  2024-07-03 17:23

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  nursing home life

  That is my bedtime and I am 33. (granted I wake up for work at 3AM)

  2024-06-23 18:33

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