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  Oi you cheeky cunt, where's yer TV lioicence?

  No. But it means you cant watch public broadcasters i.e. the BBC without them coming to get you.

  2018-06-11 17:45

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  the tag says who did it

  

  2018-05-29 15:58

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  This

  jeff

  2018-05-18 04:04

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  Hop bro

  Get yer own Yew!

  2018-05-08 19:28

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  no spoiler

  When it hit me in the cinema I just stopped thinking for 20 seconds straight. With Gamora mocking him for falling at rhe hurdle, and it dawns on her that that monster really did love her and that her death will help end the universe

  2018-05-08 19:27

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  this seems rather racist

  Oh no a black man doesnt have a collectives lens on society

  2018-05-05 15:14

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  I stole this......* borrowed

  Thanks pal

  2018-05-02 21:11

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  My quality isn't great, and I'm late with this meme, but ...

  Thanks?

  2018-04-30 19:59

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  It's true

  Thats not how it works

  2018-04-29 19:45

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  Donated money to poor: (happy) Mothafucka

  Does it also mean if you spent $5 on something he'd say motherfucker 500 times - as it says, 1 for each penny?

  2018-04-29 19:44

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  Tribute...??

  How very virtuous

  2018-04-29 19:42

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  ayyy

  Thats the thing. Hopefully the monoplies regulator will prevent it from happening, otherwise things could get dicey

  2018-04-29 17:22

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  JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

  Pics or it didnt happen

  2018-04-28 07:00

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  Just sharing my love for Ol’ Ozzy Osbourne

  Good old Brummie accent

  2018-04-28 06:59

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  fuark I’m lonely

  Im well aware

  2018-04-26 04:59

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  da

  Without a doubt Bundledumb Cunterpitch is English

  2018-04-23 10:26

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  How was this on tv?

  You gotta do what you gotta do

  2018-04-19 22:03

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  British wrote the word "tank" on the hulls of these thing...

  It was referring to the first use of the word 'tank' to describe an armoured fighting vehicle. They called them tanks as in mobile water tanks as a part of the supply line

  2018-04-19 21:38

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  British wrote the word "tank" on the hulls of these thing...

  Gay

  2018-04-19 21:36

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  9/12

  Jeb!

  2018-04-19 21:29

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  and that's how the American-Spanish war started

  Gulf of Tonkin anyone?

  2018-04-19 21:21

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  Money matters...

  2018-04-19 14:46

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  Low cal calzone zone

  Thats just how the first Calzone was created anyway

  2018-04-09 18:55

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  And we never will be

  Surely it shouldnt just be a little Syrian ball. It should be Syrian, Afghan, Libyan, Chadanian, Iraqi, Iranian, Morrocan along with a slew of others

  2018-04-09 18:22

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  yum yum

  All of it

  2018-02-27 17:38

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  yes

  This just makes me sad

  2018-02-27 17:37

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  The Holocaust was a false flag operation by zionists to h...

  Wheres your fuckin proof bitch?

  2018-02-18 16:53

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  Bo2 was the shit

  If only saying it would make it so

  2018-02-14 19:06

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  *Roblox Death Sound*

  I always just took this as a given

  2018-02-13 01:15

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  Sweet Jesus

  He really should just create his own after shave and call it Musk

  2018-02-10 20:54

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  Guess who's going to jail?

  Friendly fire!

  2018-02-10 20:39

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  Too soon or too early?

  Its me

  2018-02-08 08:34

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  Perfection

  Fite me in Al Khalid arena boi

  2018-01-28 19:18

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  Playing it right...

  At least you know theyre good at their craft

  2018-01-25 17:05

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  Are you threatening me, master Jedi?

  Cant arrest me you lil bitch. I am the senate.

  2018-01-23 14:11

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  Upvote every other comment

  Agincourt madamé?

  2018-01-22 12:24

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  we’ve all been there

  What industry do you work in?

  2018-01-20 15:36

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  He said no homo

  Eaton myass two knight

  2018-01-18 08:13

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  Make Your Own Title

  >Owns a sex doll >Has a gf Choose one

  2018-01-18 08:06

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  Master mind

  Yes

  2018-01-16 07:57

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  Hispanics

  Or down the phone, the barrage of farewells. "Ok, bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye"

  2018-01-12 04:25

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  Men be like

  Or is fighty and catty in arguements, pulling all the punches to win - yet you could obliterate her in an instant but dont want to make her cry

  2018-01-12 04:24

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  Title

  Jimmy Graville was a personal favourite of mine

  2018-01-10 18:27

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  Buckets are troublemakers

  Minus the time travel

  2018-01-10 17:20

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  My Damn government.

  They often do. The left will never want to admit the blatant hatred of gays that comes from Muslim communities due to the fear of being called racist. Its the problem of alligning yourself with the progressive stack

  2018-01-07 02:45

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  Star Wars fans

  They have their moments in all fairness. And are a meme gold mine

  2018-01-04 11:08

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  Tickle me arsehole, Elmo

  Not massively. BJs you can kinda just relax and let things happen. Actual sex is more work, but hey, yo partner gotta have some fun too

  2018-01-03 18:08

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  probably true

  The US would not have been able to stand up to the combined forces of Nazi occupied Europe and Japanese occupied Asia. Not just militarily, but with political subversion, the Axis would have won if it was just the US left standing

  2017-12-24 14:51

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  Taking a piss with an erection

  Molten glass or something?

  2017-12-20 06:30

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  4th comment has big bush

  Its just common courtesy

  2017-12-18 09:31

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  Not original, but hey, is güd.

  Forever? I wish

  2017-12-17 15:11

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  Doggo

  Worth it

  2017-12-17 15:10

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  rip

  STAR WARS SPOILERS BELOW.

  2017-12-13 22:17

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  Simple solution

  STAR WARS SPOILERS BELOW. CAREFUL READING. ASSHAT TROLL ALERT

  2017-12-13 22:17

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  Simple solution

  Funny boy. Its nice that you write this - what? 3 minutes after the film ended to try ruin it for people?

  2017-12-13 22:16

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  Point everybody! Point and laugh!

  I dont even know why im commenting any more. All arguments Islamists use so self defeating and empty it just makes my physically angry

  2017-12-12 17:11

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  Use the Force

  Midnight showing tickets for me trying my best to avoid spoilers. Shit heads will ruin it for us all if you dont see it ASAP

  2017-12-12 17:06

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  Perfection

  We had worse. A constant one to the theme of 'Joy to the world' went as so; Joy to the world The teachers' dead We barbequed their head And what about the body? We flushed it down the potty Amd round and round it goes

  2017-12-12 17:00

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  Point everybody! Point and laugh!

  Fucking Islamist cunts. 'Oh I will avenge the deaths of Muslims the world over' What about Muslims that died at the hands of other Muslims you fucking degenerate.

  2017-12-12 16:50

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  Fucking eu

  Britain is leaving the EU. We owe payments while we are in the EU yes, once we leave we do not owe you for any projects or infanstructure we once had a stake in. Once you leave a club you dont continue paying for it.

  2017-12-11 18:20

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  Fucking eu

  If we left the EU fully by 2019, we would likely owe contributions to 2019. An EU budget does not apply to an non EU member, and nowhere does it say that.

  2017-12-11 12:45

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  Fucking eu

  That agreement on our contributions to the EU is binding to all full EU members. Seeing as we are leaving that puts our contributions in doubt, no agreement was ever put in place over payments of a member leaving

  2017-12-11 12:44

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  Fucking eu

  Law, we would not owe any money. It honestly is as cut and dry as that. We have no obligation to pay for a service we are no longer granted access to.

  2017-12-10 20:09

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  Fucking eu

  It would be good for relations for the UK to pay for some obligations yes, id be in favour of some money being given to the EU, a fair and proportional amount. But regardless, as it stands if we left all EU institutions, under British, EU and International

  2017-12-10 20:08

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  Fucking eu

  Yes, certain institutions, the Single Market being one of them. It is unclear yet as to if we will be in the SM or not. If we are, we will pay into it. If we arent, we wont. That has never been disputed but you make it out like it is

  2017-12-10 20:06

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  Fucking eu

  50 billion when you so obviously have a horse in the race

  2017-12-10 17:37

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  Fucking eu

  And im pretty sure the first bout of economists were heavily pro-EU and Britain's assets and contributions werent even factored in to those numbers. The economists and EU officials were demanding 100 billion at one point. Why should I trust the figure of

  2017-12-10 17:36

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  Fucking eu

  Financial contributions as a member of the EU, but seeing as we arent going to be in the EU any longer, any previous agreements go out the window.

  2017-12-10 17:35

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  Fucking eu

  Again, there are no legal contractual agreements on fiscal debts until the UK signs off on its exit bill. You can provide as many metaphors as you want, but that still doesnt change the fact. We have no 'binding contracts' signed apart from agreements on

  2017-12-10 17:33

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  Fucking eu

  Your strawman was that you made up the idea that we wanted to stay in certain EU institutions and not pay for it. That has never been our position. You are wrong on that front.

  2017-12-10 17:32

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  Butts

  We killed him

  2017-12-09 21:25

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  Fucking eu

  That is an agreed upon amount, yes. But it is wrong for the EU to have immediately have demanded 100 billion as if it were un-negotionable. But still. Good strawman, as per usual

  2017-12-09 20:40

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  Fucking eu

  Personally I dont want us to stay in the single market anyway. If we were to stay we would still in a sense have some control ceded to the EU. Britains position never has been to remain in the single market and avoid all payments for doing so

  2017-12-09 16:09

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  Fucking eu

  Legally we do not owe the EU a single penny. It is up for discussion what the bill may be, but there is no objective binding cost.

  2017-12-09 16:06

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  Almost killed me

  So much salt for taking the piss out of both sides

  2017-12-04 14:23

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  jews...

  Kike on a bike

  2017-12-03 12:18

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  Jap used kamikaze. Its not very effective...

  

  2017-12-02 15:30

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  8

  British battenburg vinyl paintwork.

  2017-12-02 15:22

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  They probably turned into submarines and got lost

  They lost in the long run

  2017-12-02 15:16

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  Tuesday the 17th

  Do not trust Jason

  2017-12-02 15:15

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  My mom says i am gay

  Theres the scroll down bar in the top right of memes now. Anything else?

  2017-12-02 15:13

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  This looks good and made me hungry

  Throws phone out the car window; 'am i doing it right?'

  2017-11-29 05:26

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  Should we not talk about these just to "try" to keep the ...

  Fuck you you incompetent shit cunt.

  2017-11-29 05:24

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  Retake Constantinople pls

  Not for long. Thanks Erdoğan

  2017-11-25 20:49

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  The raccoon comic isn't funny

  My apologies for assumping. I saw the Iranian flag on your profile and presumed you were Muslim

  2017-11-22 21:19

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  Worst than hell

  Dont be so naive. It sets a precedent. Loss of net neutrality is only a bad thing.

  2017-11-22 12:41

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  The raccoon comic isn't funny

  Its our culture to be arseholes what can I say?

  2017-11-22 12:39

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  The raccoon comic isn't funny

  As long as the meat is cooked properly it has no chance of causing illness and is hardly a dirty food. Dont know why im trying to talk you out of not eating it. It just means more for the rest of us

  2017-11-22 12:38

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  I know its a bit late but still funny. Right? Please don'...

  Mmm. Drink that Kool Aid. Confess you sins. Repent and you will be forgiven. Join us

  2017-11-22 04:42

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  Title trying too hard to be clever

  I'll get the stones

  2017-11-22 04:36

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  Chile

  Low effort pun hastily forced into a meme

  2017-11-22 04:35

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  Too funny cause its damn true

  Oh and fyi: my first comment was a dickish joke one but you seem rather salty

  2017-11-21 17:28

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  Too funny cause its damn true

  Although jumping to conclusions like that you must have some fine hammies

  2017-11-21 17:27

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  Too funny cause its damn true

  I never said I blame you for your relationship ending I never even mentioned your relationship ended. Same for me, i have exes im not fond of.

  2017-11-21 17:27

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  Too funny cause its damn true

  Jk. When did I say I blame you?

  2017-11-21 16:31

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  Too funny cause its damn true

  Yeah pretty much

  2017-11-21 16:30

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  Retake Constantinople pls

  They were when they split and became the dirty heretic Byzantines

  2017-11-21 16:29

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  not bad

  The US did nothing but gain global supremacy from the second World War. Not much need to complain tbh

  2017-11-21 05:44

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  Too funny cause its damn true

  Op is the kind of woman to post spiteful memes relating to her partner hoping that he'd never see or their relationship would end over night

  2017-11-21 05:42

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  o

  Masturgrape

  2017-11-20 13:05

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