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  I would die if a guy did this to me ;)

  You can get shotshell rounds for most guns, when I was a kid, I had some for my little .22 pistol. Good for rattlesnakes when hiking.

  2022-02-17 16:39

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  It looks pretty good tbh

  Flying cars have been around since the 1970s

  2021-10-18 05:48

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  *Sips loudly*

  The dog in NBC doesn't have a red nose though, it's a pumpkin

  2021-10-18 05:47

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  STAHP

  History isn't modified, both songs exist, forever

  2021-09-07 15:25

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  STAHP

  I mean the writer of the song did it of their own free will to be inclusive and they say it's still okay to listen to the original song, so what's the complaint?

  2021-09-07 00:33

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  There was an idea

  Like in your peehole?

  2021-08-29 15:32

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  Population morale: +75%

  Sounds like a dream job

  2021-01-30 08:45

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  Le rich

  Other people who are struggling are not your enemy

  2021-01-25 04:25

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  Sorry boiz

  Looks just like my cuck light

  2021-01-06 20:34

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  Trained the trainer

  I believe the last time I read about it, golden retrievers bit the most people

  2021-01-04 22:21

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  true story

  My best friend is a year older than me and if you talked with him for 5 minutes you'd definitely agree he should be sitting at the kids table.

  2020-12-16 04:44

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  BIIIIIG KAAAAAAT

  Obviously, they came out in 2016 for christ sake

  2020-12-12 20:45

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  Apple: Good, good, join to the darkside

  Fake news

  2020-12-12 20:38

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  We will send you to whatever God you wish

  Jesus I was so think this was B.S. But I just read that tax plan, that's some scary shit. I inherited so much from my dad, and I can't print ghost guns anymore? Shiiiiiiiit

  2020-12-11 05:46

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  e

  But it didn't fly.. it was a glider

  2020-12-10 18:11

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  Title

  That's what mods are for

  2020-12-10 04:20

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  We will send you to whatever God you wish

  The government can't and won't take your guns, they have and will continue making ammo scarce, seriously, stock up on ammo, get a reloading bench.

  2020-12-10 04:10

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  Impossible task

  My girlfriend goes through like 10 a week

  2020-12-06 22:21

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  Idk what to title this one

  Civilized people*

  2020-12-05 18:53

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  Idk what to title this one

  Sorry we call those clothes washers. To differentiate from pressure washers, dish washers, car washers, ect.

  2020-12-04 04:36

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  Idk what to title this one

  I get countries do things differently, but what is the sense of taking the dishes from the kitchen where they're used, to the bathroom, then back to the kitchen for storage? We have cupboards with built in dishwashers, like normal people.

  2020-12-03 18:23

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  This is so sad

  I wish. I don't get to be gay or get any goddamn cookies. Totes unfair.

  2020-12-03 18:20

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  This is so sad

  Not if he says "no homo" after swallowing

  2020-12-02 15:05

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  This is so sad

  Great... now I gotta start hating on blacks and gays so I can start getting me some BBC smh

  2020-12-02 15:04

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  This is so sad

  It seems like every anti-gay person is eventually found out to be a closet gay.

  2020-12-02 04:08

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  Monke Embrace

  I'm in this image and I don't like it.

  2020-11-22 23:36

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  repost

  If I walk into a room that smells like onions, I'm ready to fuck anything with a pulse.

  2020-11-22 23:12

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  stuff is like gold now

  Some people think in an emergency, it takes too long to get to your gun, but they have very quick release and quick open gun safes. I'd rather not have a dead kid.

  2020-11-12 02:34

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  Yes

  I'd like to believe the cops weren't 'undercover' but just liked to deal drugs in thier spare time, gotta save up for Christmas somehow.

  2020-11-10 18:46

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  stuff is like gold now

  Yeah, we have guns safes, we're crazy, not idiots. Anyone who keeps a gun in a drawer, or under thier pillow, and they have kids better have trained thier kids in gun safety.

  2020-11-10 17:36

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  stuff is like gold now

  I keep ammo and weapons at all my friends houses. Never know where I'll be when I need it.

  2020-11-10 03:54

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  Heavy is dead!??!??!

  I wish I was a femboy

  2020-11-09 05:17

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  Good night, sweet Prince ='(

  *slaps buzzer* Who is the best game show host ever?

  2020-11-09 05:02

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  I'm not straight, I'm semibisexual

  That would probably work fine for people like that.

  2020-11-07 05:22

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  I'm not straight, I'm semibisexual

  It basically means you're willing to have sex with the other gender, just no attraction. Like no relationships. Or even more extreme, they need to hide their gender during intercourse for you. Like complete leather gimp suit or fursuit for you to be bisex

  2020-11-06 17:18

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  Yes

  Yes. Both. Eat animal pussy.

  2020-11-06 17:15

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  Ooof

  I fail on purpose on midnight on Nov 1, so no pressure

  2020-11-03 16:45

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  Love at first sight

  I'm sure that happens, but I'm a fat ugly shit, and I don't got bank, but I got a beautiful girlfriend.

  2020-10-30 15:50

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  The slice

  This is why some katana are $20 and other katana are $6000, no diet coke bottle is gonna murder my family in the middle of the night.

  2020-10-28 23:08

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  Uruf77f

  My dogs do the exact opposite, I prefer to sleep alone, the dogs are bed hogs. I keep carrying them out and putting them in comfy expensive dog beds, and they sneak back in.

  2020-10-28 22:50

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  Twitter. The toxic cesspool of the internet

  I prefer murrsuit monday

  2020-10-24 01:03

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  Try it out

  Real teeth aren't that hard to get

  2020-10-23 23:05

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  Had a good laugh at least

  thanks bro, you got a nice cock too

  2020-10-22 21:12

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  when u know its gonna hurt

  It never bothered my friends, they were so white trash they wore thier sneakers indoors. Didn't know why I took my shoes off at the door.

  2020-10-22 00:01

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  Had a good laugh at least

  No one has ever messaged me in chat, but I'm sure if they did, it would be a troll message or an insult. No one can say anything decent, like 'nice cock bro'

  2020-10-21 23:35

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  0

  Must be doing something sus, I've never been called a Nazi. (waits for trolls to reply with "Nazi!" comment)

  2020-10-10 16:34

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  I thought we called them kyle

  2020-10-10 16:31

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  Im not the only one that this happens to, right?

  There's so many reposts anymore it's too much work to call them out, just downvote and move on.

  2020-10-08 15:39

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  ha

  I wish Leo would pretend to by my fan...

  2020-10-05 05:15

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  water

  Let's lynch op

  2020-10-05 00:29

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  It's been fun. Will be around a few more days most likely.

  I don't even know who you are. But good luck

  2020-10-05 00:28

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  Oh no

  The sacrifice has been chosen

  2020-10-05 00:26

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  Umm

  

  2020-10-04 00:27

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  Don't do this kids

  I don't like sharing my bed, I send the dogs out at night every night, unless I fall asleep first.

  2020-10-03 23:58

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  That's a good one

  "About time someone showed up to wipe me!"

  2020-10-03 20:33

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  Men in tights

  Take it out and you got a lozenge to enhance the rest of your sexual experience.

  2020-10-02 21:22

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  Bruh

  I use a service to auto delete my tweets. I keep 50 tweets on my page, if it goes more than 50,the oldest one gets deleted automatically. I been using it since 2007.

  2020-10-02 21:18

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  we almost did it boys

  Jesus, I said you win, give it a rest man. You're the master of all internet arguments. You're definitely right.

  2020-10-01 16:19

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  we almost did it boys

  I tell you what, whatever your argument was? fine you're right, whatever, I'm so bored with this. Sure, I'm whatever you say I am, I hope it helps you sleep at night. Have a good day.

  2020-10-01 14:56

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  Eww

  I want that as my tramp stamp

  2020-10-01 00:21

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  we almost did it boys

  I must be right, I struck a nerve and you really went on a rant there. Still talking about your fellow pedos. Well, I hope all the child rapists like you get caught. Enjoy taking out your self hate on apps and random people till then I guess...

  2020-10-01 00:12

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  we almost did it boys

  Wow you talk about pedos alot, I was excited you were changing the subject, but nope, your back on pedos again, you're obsessed. I guess you feel guilty for all those kids you fucked, that's part of living in the Netherlands, I guess.

  2020-09-30 19:05

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  Easy million dollars

  Even If it worked retroactively, the $100 option isn't great, I started in 2nd grade, way earlier than most people. That's like $124,500 if I did it only once a day. Probably about $350,000 for real

  2020-09-30 03:27

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  we almost did it boys

  Wait, how do you know my cunt is greasy? Jesus, you'll perv out to anything, won't you? *tapes webcam*

  2020-09-29 19:56

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  we almost did it boys

  Just because that's what you use it for doesn't mean that's what everyone else uses it for. Enjoy rewatching cuties.

  2020-09-29 13:45

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  Ööffistä

  I'd watch it

  2020-09-28 23:32

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  we almost did it boys

  Except for some dumbass kids on there doing dumb shit that you need to block, tiktok is pretty cool, lots of animal videos, science videos, car repair tips. It's faster and better than YouTube at figuring out what content you like. Give it a try at least.

  2020-09-28 23:21

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  Candy corn is the worst though

  ... I like circus peanuts. I've always said that'd probably be what clown cum tastes like

  2020-09-28 23:12

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  There you go children....

  I had and still have a dad, and he's flat out refused to teach me anything. If I was gay I'd date men just like him to piss him off.

  2020-09-28 23:07

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  Thanks Grandpa

  Yeah my grandkids are gonna love all my Furry scat CBT porn

  2020-09-28 23:02

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  KFC

  I don't know how someone drops food, I mean, I'm a fat fuck, for sure. But I was in a car accident where the vehicle spun several times, and you bet your ass I didn't spill my milkshake or lose the food bag.

  2020-09-28 22:58

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  Crank one out on the cracker

  Nah, I'm sure the dude remembered to say "no homo" afterwards.

  2020-09-25 21:20

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  Crank one out on the cracker

  I up voted

  2020-09-25 00:02

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  Nice ass dude

  Delicous load, my friend

  2020-09-24 23:44

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  So meme fetish art exists im so confused

  We're supposed to stop at licking?

  2020-09-22 22:08

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  Sore but worth it

  You guys are getting paid?

  2020-09-22 22:04

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  Hip cookies

  Yeah, I'd buy it, I'd still eat them after I was done too

  2020-09-22 22:00

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  ruin your wrist with this simple trick

  I'd trade my anal virginity for that gun if I still had it.

  2020-09-22 21:56

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  OC

  I don't care how pretty someone is, we all look the same in a leather mask and ballgag

  2020-09-22 21:52

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  THIS KILLS THE CRAB

  Legal snuff films in your own kitchen

  2020-09-22 21:48

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  The Rock ripped a metal gate off a brick wall because it ...

  On my senior prom night, our group went back to the holiday inn to find the back door locked, and I just ripped the door off. I'm not the rock though, I'm just really fat, and had to impress my date.

  2020-09-22 21:31

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  Man outraged after parents install electric fence to keep...

  This guy is my hero, too bad my nieces and nephews still think it's okay to come into my yard, especially the ones in thier 20's

  2020-09-22 21:28

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  The bard strikes again

  

  2020-09-22 04:04

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  Mommy! Can I please get glasses?

  The eye queefer machine

  2020-09-22 04:01

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  Call of Booty

  I have the exclusive championship edition, come play

  2020-09-22 03:57

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  Nice insult

  Who the hell is that?

  2020-09-22 03:43

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  k

  Jokes on her, my dick isn't big enough to tie into an acorn

  2020-09-22 03:37

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  Hmm

  Because Ahoy wasn't even a maritime term till 1751.

  2020-09-22 03:19

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  Yoink

  Is this some kind of peasant joke I'm too rich to understand?

  2020-09-22 03:13

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  Totally cursed

  I want it

  2020-09-21 00:47

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  Yeah il think il pass

  I'd at least try it, pizza is like sex, even if it bad, gross, old, or cold, at least it's still pizza.

  2020-09-21 00:44

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  Oh no

  Me next

  2020-09-21 00:24

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  Casserole dude... Casserole

  Wasn't much cheese in there. But I wouldn't mind peas, carrots, or even corn. I'd just be glad someone else did the cooking/paid for the food for once.

  2020-09-21 00:17

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  wholesome:)

  You climb in bed with me and you're sentient, we fuckin.

  2020-09-20 14:52

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  You played yourself....

  He should stick to dick smithing, because his phone is shite

  2020-09-20 14:50

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  your anime gf sire

  They better def have penises and they better be dtf.

  2020-09-20 01:50

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  You messed with the wrong person

  Guess I'm picking up burglary as a hobby

  2020-09-20 00:15

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  doom in real life

  We're just making sure they'res no Vietnamese in there

  2020-09-20 00:13

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  pants are an Illusion and so is death

  Too bad it's fake, if this were real it would get national attention and I'd be with the people outside the courthouse saying to set him free. And give him a resupply.

  2020-09-20 00:03

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  so is he a bull or a cow?

  I would love to see a 25cm dick bouncing around a 2 hour movie

  2020-09-20 00:02

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