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  meme

  How do you know she doesn't?

  1d

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  He got money, just not the aesthetic

  I thought about buying a mobile home once. Then I found out how quickly they depreciate.

  2025-07-15 22:46

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  He got money, just not the aesthetic

  That's exactly what I was thinking. You should never have that much cash just laying around depreciating.

  2025-07-15 22:44

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  Advice from an expert

  This video is like 20 years old.

  2025-07-15 22:24

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  post deleted in fear

  Down votes mean nothing. Stand by your posts

  2025-07-14 17:24

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  Secret Service suspends 6 after Trump attack attempt

  Was this posted by somebody still using Internet explorer?

  2025-07-11 23:10

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  MechaGrok is real and he's mad at the devs

  It's not "pattern recognition." It's the inability to differentiate between causation and correlation.

  2025-07-10 12:12

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  Trump and Netanyahu having a chill little meetup

  Ok

  2025-07-08 21:42

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  No plans tonight, so it’s me and Daniel

  He's the designated driver.

  2025-07-07 22:02

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  i came to know about patrick dempsey against my will

  When I used to work in a hanger, we all took lunch at the same time and the only thing we could get on the TV was judge Judy every day.

  2025-07-07 22:02

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  Homemade nuclear reactor? What could go wrong

  Ah ENRON, there's a name you can trust. (Look it up)

  2025-07-06 19:19

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  If you don’t get this we’re not friends

  I understand this but I don't want to be friends

  2025-07-05 23:01

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  Her in her head vs her in my eyes

  Fat and greasy?

  2025-07-05 19:42

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  Check

  Midwayusa nice little kits full of multiples of those parts.

  2025-07-04 15:39

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  Airport shops like oops forgot my Rolex

  Haha. You said doody

  2025-07-04 10:58

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  Shitpost

  I always thought she was kind of hot actually.

  2025-07-02 22:15

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  Turn mercury into gold get rich easy

  Ok, now what do I do with all these extra protons?

  2025-07-01 13:57

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  Lunch lady fired for feeding hungry kids, smh

  Never believe text on pictures.

  2025-06-30 20:12

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  Games don't teach Christianity? Mine does

  Wait, I want to see what happens after this.

  2025-06-30 19:53

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  Me drunk in the basement assembling guns like lego

  Now kiss

  2025-06-30 13:22

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  It burned so good

  I just looked at the ingredients. It definitely has mercury in it. Perfect for putting on open wounds where I can get directly into your bloodstream.

  2025-06-29 11:29

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  Lol

  That's not a fan. That's the dick chopper 9000.

  2025-06-28 19:54

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  Parasitic alien on Perry's face says space trip was chill

  Parasitic organism fastened to the belly of that alien.

  2025-06-27 23:13

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  Big kitty defies gravity to get that food

  I wish I could do that.

  2025-06-27 23:11

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  liver king got arrested after threatening joe rogan, wild

  I'll put $200 on Joe Rogan in that fight.

  2025-06-27 23:03

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  When you are selling drugs and stealing meat but she's st...

  Trailer Park Boys is one of the best things to ever come out of canada.

  2025-06-27 23:01

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  Iran regime executed more in 48h than 12 Day War

  I feel like it shouldn't be a competition

  2025-06-27 22:58

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  MrBeast shuts down AI thumbnails, hires real artists

  I cannot express in any human language how little I care about Mr beast.

  2025-06-27 22:55

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  Stone met moss, felt green, shared no names

  Their names were Hot-hard and Salamander-fucker.

  2025-06-27 22:47

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  Greeks used lead cookware knowing it was poison

  We're still putting lead in our aviation gasoline and just dumping it in the atmosphere constantly.

  2025-06-27 10:08

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  Wiz Khalifa’s #1 hit starterpack loading

  I don't know WTF a Wiz Khalifa is and I don't care to find out.

  2025-06-25 23:14

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  finally find peace at work… then i become the villain

  I went from being a mechanic to an accountant. Now I am by far the most angry foul-mouthed person in my department.

  2025-06-25 23:00

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  haha she has the body definitely, but if we're talking fa...

  Lucy Liu has an amazing face.

  2025-06-25 22:30

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  What so many on the sit would like to do to me; I adore y...

  No matter how many times I've seen this, it makes me laugh every time.

  2025-06-24 22:31

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  28 Years Later stomps Pixar's worst debut ever

  They are apparently doing a bad job of promoting it because I've never heard of it.

  2025-06-23 22:32

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  Telegram founder has over 100 kids, tech bro goes full Sims

  Also, a goat for some reason.

  2025-06-23 21:07

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  Paid the Austin hood guardian $15 and he protected my car...

  Give that man an extra $50

  2025-06-19 22:13

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  Blackhead remover in 1700s was just violence

  The guillotine was invented to efficiently execute French nobles. I wouldn't be surprised if it's never been used on a black person.

  2025-06-19 21:13

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  Black Bear

  IKR

  2025-06-18 23:21

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  Google Translate says it's something about he's been tryi...

  This is the cat equivalent of a crazy homeless person.

  2025-06-17 22:11

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  Holy crud muffins

  I want to know what the fat kid did to provoke him.

  2025-06-14 12:59

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  This birdfeeder's got jokes and I'm here for it

  For those that don't know, that's a famous scene from the horror movie The Birds.

  2025-06-12 19:54

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  Never give up, never surrender

  If this is real, I hope that Indian guys legs just randomly break in the middle of the day.

  2025-06-11 22:51

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  Insecurity

  I do this so I don't spill shit on my screen

  2025-06-11 22:47

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  All kobold party or we don’t play

  In all geriatric campaign of retired heroes, whose goal is to die in glorious combat before the end of the campaign, sounds really fun.

  2025-06-11 22:21

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  Waymo cars torched during LA protests

  When it starts affecting the wealthy and powerful.

  2025-06-10 22:26

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  Reporter shot with rubber bullet in LA protests

  I'm sure he was aiming for her ass

  2025-06-10 22:12

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  Why is the Midwest in the Northeast bro I'm losing it

  Because the Mississippi River is the dividing line for east and west.

  2025-06-10 21:59

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  Lost Mine of Phandelver? Lost in real life too

  

  2025-06-08 22:46

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  Guys, we gotta stop drinking water!!! #clownworld

  Because, when you drink water, it disappears from the planet forever

  2025-06-08 22:38

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  Because shooting twice is stupid

  10mm auto master race.

  2025-06-07 19:59

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  Star Wars cost $650M and fandom rage was free

  Disney didn't create the Star wars franchise. They just bought it and screwed it up.

  2025-06-06 22:09

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  Bro got arrested like it was Fast & Furious 12

  Movie set maybe?

  2025-06-06 10:24

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  Plug it

  What kind of gay communist outlet is this?

  2025-06-04 22:42

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  Dunk contest

  That's pretty impressive

  2025-06-04 22:40

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  Fishing

  She looks like she's fishing for bASS

  2025-06-03 22:28

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  Bloodborne remaster rumor just won't stay dead

  If a remastered bloodborne is released, I will jump on that like a crackhead.

  2025-06-02 15:16

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  Flight steward caught dancing naked mid-flight

  "he" there it is

  2025-06-02 10:50

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  yeah

  Fun history fact. More Americans were murdered in Washington DC then American soldiers killed in the first Iraq war.

  2025-06-01 23:14

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  Title

  I've always thought this meme was funny. But now I have a 2-year-old and I feel this all the way to the marrow in my bones.

  2025-06-01 23:12

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  Stang

  I'm more of a Camaro man myself. But you can't be picky about your first car.

  2025-06-01 23:08

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  How many times have they been wrong?

  Did anyone else read this as "a.i." Gore? I hate that that is the first place my brain goes.

  2025-06-01 13:58

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  Tippy taps

  Duck

  2025-06-01 13:53

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  Natural talent

  That's kind of gross

  2025-05-31 23:18

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  Turns out family life actually slaps

  Having a family is hard. But it is so worth it.

  2025-05-30 23:05

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  No small talk? Good luck discussing free will over dinner

  It's like some people don't even know that NOT TALKING every minute of every day is an option.

  2025-05-30 22:43

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  Post-WWII trauma hit different. This is what it looked like

  I used to have severe panic attacks and felt so guilty because I never went through anything traumatic enough to justify it, not like these poor brothers.

  2025-05-30 10:36

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  Get it

  Asparagus pee catches me by surprise every time.

  2025-05-29 22:11

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  Liberalism literally makes people retarded.

  When your entire personality is based around hating one person

  2025-05-29 15:27

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  The letter 'd' is just a swole 'a' now deal with it

  The letters q, p, d, b are all the same shape just facing a different direction.

  2025-05-29 15:23

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  What the 2020 Minneapolis Riots left behind

  I thought the same thing.

  2025-05-28 23:17

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  Beatles

  In my history of modern music class, I wrote a paper calling the Beatles the most overrated band in history. Shockingly, the teacher agreed with me.

  2025-05-28 22:57

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  made it with my bear hands. never gets old

  I have the same oven mitts. It is humanly impossible to pull hot pans out of the oven without saying "I'm going to pull these out with my bear hands"

  2025-05-27 23:23

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  how am I alive? imperial units, that's how

  Can't tell if this is Star wars or Warhammer

  2025-05-27 23:19

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  This portrait screams 'we're dramatic and in love'

  This would actually be a good use of ai. Then just have Walgreens printed out for you.

  2025-05-25 22:51

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  Glory hole

  Boundaries are for cattle

  2025-05-25 21:53

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  try me fedboys

  General Motors

  2025-05-25 21:48

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  BYD dethrones Tesla in Europe, April 2025 edition

  A lot more Kia's get sold than lamborghinis. Number of sales doesn't really mean anything.

  2025-05-24 11:13

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  Shitpost

  That shark texts random girls saying he eats ass

  2025-05-23 23:29

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  OnlyFans might sell for $8B before the law ruins the vibe

  Burn it to the ground

  2025-05-23 23:02

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  Fantastic Four teaser but it's really just family dinner ...

  Cringe YouTuber

  2025-05-21 23:27

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  Fuck the ATF. In the ass with a chainsaw on fire.

  Lol I was going to say that

  2025-05-20 21:48

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  dongs in a data

  Interesting

  2025-05-19 22:55

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  What can AI do for you?

  This has some weird gay energy

  2025-05-19 22:26

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  Dumbledore just pulling house points outta his beard again

  Dumbledore rigged the 2020 election

  2025-05-19 22:21

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  HR with a psych degree from nowhere just threw my resume ...

  Professional victim.

  2025-05-19 18:36

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  I have a damn good coffee maker

  That phucked up hand and coffee pot

  2025-05-19 12:08

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  Legend

  His channel is great. It's mostly outdoor survival type stuff.

  2025-05-18 23:00

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  dongs in a data

  There is no way that those cable connections are fast enough to justify those type of hard drives.

  2025-05-18 22:58

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  shitpost

  Wut

  2025-05-18 19:34

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  Title

  Preparing for your MRI

  2025-05-18 11:09

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  it’s science

  How did she even get those on

  2025-05-17 22:42

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  we all hate taxes

  Also, the roads are already built. The taxes that were meant for building the highway system need to be rescinded

  2025-05-16 21:59

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  wiping boogers on the canucks

  Family Guy has some funny gags. Unfortunately, this was not one of them.

  2025-05-15 21:52

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  Lunchbox? Feminine? Nah bro it's tactical nourishment gear

  Makes me think of all the steel workers driving rivets a thousand feet in the air who brought lunch boxes to work.

  2025-05-14 20:27

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  When dropbears attack and the Aussie military's like yeah...

  Dropbears are koala bears for anybody that doesn't know.

  2025-05-14 14:03

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  dongs in a zorak

  That show was so freaking awesome

  2025-05-13 22:22

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  Mechanic meme dump, fuck you

  I used to do that with paper towels and duct tape. If you're wrapped it up real well, it kept the dirt and grease out better than a Band-Aid so you could keep working.

  2025-05-13 22:12

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  cleaned her favorite pan and now I wait like a proud raccoon

  I applaud you sir for your understanding of how seasoning is polymerized oil.

  2025-05-13 22:05

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  title banned by novagecko

  Bro thinks gays are a new thing, like they haven't been around since biblical times

  2025-05-12 23:02

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