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  russians used frogs as milk fridges and it worked

  You mean there can be some things out there which aren't disgusting with a hint of frog

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  russians used frogs as milk fridges and it worked

  

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  Pandas are endangered. Now we know why.

  They get me every time

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  Dindu nuffins

  

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  First rule of being a gentleman

  I will also confirm once out of here. They're patching me up

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  photon men

  Cobra cars

  2025-05-19 05:27

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  Too damn relatable

  At least it proves its not AI generated.

  2025-05-14 23:11

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  Me trying to find my place in this world

  Or all odd numbers are on the opposite side of the wing. Sounds stupid, but have seen a couple of hotels doing that for some reason

  2025-05-14 23:08

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  This dog got a seatbelt and I still don't

  It doesn't hold nothing in place.

  2025-05-12 23:52

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  These two cars got a vendetta against punctuality

  I wouldn't complain if they went speed limit. They go half of the speed limit in the overtake lane

  2025-05-12 21:02

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  yeah

  * 4 people open their beer cans

  2025-05-12 02:40

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  Mutually Assured Cleanliness

  

  2025-05-12 02:40

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  It happens to us all

  Good old days

  2025-05-12 02:35

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  Jerry

  And a ticc black maid to look after the house

  2025-05-12 02:31

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  That's still too much to pay for MY ass

  Not washed regularly. One of the reasons it's 2 bucks.

  2025-05-12 02:22

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  Title

  He's a dronesqueezer now

  2025-05-11 18:25

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  His loyalty only goes so far

  Sleepy Joe will. Ask him.

  2025-05-10 21:09

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  When you beg for a remaster and get a cursed one

  Come see me once you've passed Quarry Junction in HD

  2025-05-10 10:45

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  Neighbors tried blocking ICE, chaos and arrests followed

  Off to El Salvador ya go then

  2025-05-10 10:39

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  Australians when they hear Americans use mph, not vegemit...

  Yes we use it in our parliament, and Senate

  2025-05-10 10:35

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  Everyone has 2

  She's a hoe

  2025-05-10 10:12

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  Childhood woven into the fabric of time, feels trip

  I'm almost 50 and watching this, had an uncontrolled urge to do it too

  2025-05-10 10:08

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  Bathe regularly -____-

  The closest witness is showering in poop. You're still hoping someone stop him?

  2025-05-09 06:29

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  My colon

  

  2025-05-03 22:25

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  My colon

  

  2025-05-03 22:25

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  Everything we sell sucks

  Probably not. Took this photo back in 2016 when I was in Adelaide. It was a lousy shop

  2025-05-03 04:16

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  Only vacation I’m going on is the guilt trip deluxe

  When you have a dog on your own, you don't simply go on a trip alone. You cannot and will not enjoy it.

  2025-05-01 05:51

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  Immigrants seeing new immigrants like proud big bros

  Now change the scale to years, and tens of thousands of dollars expense.

  2025-04-29 18:57

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  Immigrants seeing new immigrants like proud big bros

  It's not friendly at all. Let me give you an example. Legal immigrants are the cars lawfully lined up in a left turn for hours, then illegals are the ones who cut everybody off as soon as they arrive. Guess who are their worst enemies?

  2025-04-29 18:55

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  dating standards be like: impossible vs incompatible

  She was.. low.

  2025-04-25 02:20

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  I'm a doctor now bois

  Minuteman

  2025-04-23 06:04

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  Title

  True. But it'd be most effective if even you don't know your next move either.

  2025-04-22 23:22

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  I want in.

  

  2025-04-21 21:23

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  I want in.

  * True to Caesar

  2025-04-21 21:22

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  Title

  Maybe it runs in their family

  2025-04-20 19:02

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  Enormous willy

  Celebrities have always been used to draw attention from something more important. And in this case trying to undermine spaceX saving those astronauts. The message to stupid mass people: "space travel is casual"

  2025-04-17 19:26

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  He doesn’t know

  Eat my cock cunt.

  2025-04-16 02:09

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  He doesn’t know

  Partner includes your girlfriend or your wife, after you marry her. Just because you have not married your girlfriend, doesn't mean you can cheat on her. You should be faithful to whoever you're dating. Which can be called your partner.

  2025-04-15 06:33

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  He doesn’t know

  If you are a man and call your partner bae, you deserve this.

  2025-04-15 05:33

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  dongs in a dasher

  BJ

  2025-04-15 05:23

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  such an ignominious award

  Each 3 and half AOC will be 1 Kamala. I guess.

  2025-04-15 05:20

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  You wanted this? Not on my watch.

  I 'm confused. Aren't we playing this anymore?

  2025-04-15 03:14

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  Sniper attack on a minion of The Evil Vacoom

  Because fuck you at 3am. That's why

  2025-04-10 17:14

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  Sources

  You don't and you shouldn't argue with women. They don't really need 'citing' to claim the victory. Just agree with them and keep being you.

  2025-04-09 02:52

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  Used to laugh at this as a kid. Now it’s just painfully...

  No the car first, then get the WD40 for the drawer, then the shelf. Do you even pay attention?

  2025-04-08 17:39

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  Just an introvert waiting to be discovered like buried tr...

  Same. I have raised 4 kids, and still play games

  2025-04-08 17:32

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  Luck of the Irish is just sarcasm with an accent

  Tis a grand thing to have a wee bit o' luck on yer side when the day is long and the road is rough. Bout hey

  2025-04-08 17:29

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  French kids in the 50s casually sipping wine at school

  That explains a lot

  2025-04-07 23:24

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  that’s why it costs so much

  

  2025-04-05 19:52

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  that’s why it costs so much

  Taco Bell approves

  2025-04-05 18:18

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  that’s why it costs so much

  He may also express your anal gland. Just saying

  2025-04-05 18:17

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  that’s why it costs so much

  It's called reflection. It's apparently something that exists outside the internet. We should go out and try the real world sometimes

  2025-04-05 18:15

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  Guns!

  They will go half of the storyline with melee. And they will be very good at it

  2025-04-04 05:26

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  No matter how long you're gone, dog still happy

  We don't deserve dogs.

  2025-04-04 05:18

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  How unlucky am I? I once lost a coin toss to Siri

  There used to be street lamp outside my house that did exactly the same the whole night if I didn't fully shut the drapes. Getting curious why it's so bright, I checked and found out it was the only one without globe in the entire neighbourhood

  2025-04-03 03:17

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  they see me rollin

  The music is Nightcall by Kavinsky, in case you wonder. Soundtrack of The Lincoln Lawyer

  2025-04-03 03:02

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  He will not properly "see" how it'll work out

  2025-04-02 02:01

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  hol up

  N o way

  2025-04-01 15:15

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  Duh

  No, no, it had a reason. It was because you were an idiot. But yes, it had no outcome.

  2025-04-01 00:21

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  Thank you boss

  Nah this is egg-xaggerated

  2025-03-28 18:47

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  She doesn’t work at the aquarium, she lives there

  That's otterly familiar

  2025-03-28 18:16

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  cool times

  Commodore 64

  2025-03-28 02:48

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  BAZOOKA

  Exactly

  2025-03-27 17:27

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  Off we go into the wild blue yonder

  Who's a good bottle rocket?

  2025-03-26 23:22

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  BAZOOKA

  From that distance, no. A Bazooka or RPG7 will fuck the shooter too that close but I liked the spirit

  2025-03-26 17:20

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  Being happy

  

  2025-03-25 22:33

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  smile

  Thank you OP

  2025-03-25 04:58

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  Dog stayed by his lost owner for 3 days. Who's a good boy...

  Max. Max is a good boi

  2025-03-25 04:56

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  Genghis Khan didn’t say no. He said Khan’t isn’t a ...

  That's Genghis cunt

  2025-03-24 21:41

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  Lightning hit a tree so hard it became art

  Thank you for the humongous mark up .we wouldn't have seen that

  2025-03-24 21:38

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  Butter it's not

  Ultra dads joke

  2025-03-24 02:31

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  Tesla Tears

  Their fund is being cut off, phony or otherwise

  2025-03-22 07:29

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  Safe haven for no one

  Secyurity

  2025-03-20 05:41

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  Marriage is just planning dinner forever

  You're the reason for all the upvotes the top comment is receiving

  2025-03-20 05:38

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  forget it

  

  2025-03-19 17:05

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  forget it

  Who're you again?

  2025-03-19 01:55

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  forget it

  Where are we?

  2025-03-19 01:54

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  forget it

  Where are we?

  2025-03-19 01:54

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  forget it

  Where are we?

  2025-03-19 01:54

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  I summon you to fulfill your oath

  Specially around me. I wonder if I'm the reason

  2025-03-18 04:36

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  That's about10L

  

  2025-03-18 02:30

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  Two types of motivation

  From behind

  2025-03-17 21:38

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  Ha

  OK

  2025-03-17 00:52

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  Maybe...

  My grandma used to use "please" in search engines

  2025-03-17 00:52

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  That looks like 8 seconds to me

  I'm a simple man. I see a dog. I upvote

  2025-03-15 03:27

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  Indeed

  Your dick IS your gun

  2025-03-15 03:24

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  lolll

  Phisycs

  2025-03-14 17:37

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  Stealing a parking spot

  Nailed it

  2025-03-13 18:31

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  Bed thoughts

  Call him daddy

  2025-03-13 18:28

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  F1 noises

  Who won goddamit

  2025-03-13 18:27

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  Animal work from the 1800s

  Tell that to DEI

  2025-03-13 18:25

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  Average day in Australia

  Seconded

  2025-03-13 04:41

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  Shower and towels

  You're racist. Connecting asses and faces is our strength

  2025-03-13 04:36

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  Guess he just fast travelled

  This comment is definitely a glitch in the matrix

  2025-03-12 02:05

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  Those darn whites

  I don't know what time this headline is from. But Melbourne metro has been doing this from as early as 2012. I used to work with one of their security subcontractors.

  2025-03-11 22:08

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  Those darn whites

  R elieving. Thanks

  2025-03-11 22:05

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  Goats will be goats

  Preston Garvey every time I fast travel to Sanctuary

  2025-03-10 22:52

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  Epic dream

  Read an article a while back on how good dreams mostly happen early morning. The digestion system is off, brain taken control after a couple of hours rest, and hormones are pretty high. The latter is what also creates morning wood in men.

  2025-03-10 22:44

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  We do a little trolling

  

  2025-03-09 19:43

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  Anonymous

  Unless you can go over there and pay them in cash, they can use your bank's ID check.

  2025-03-09 05:18

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