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  So my anger is real but my kindness is fake? Bet.

  She's in my head she's in my head she's in my head

  2025-05-14 11:24

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  So my anger is real but my kindness is fake? Bet.

  *aggressively pets cat*

  2025-05-14 11:23

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  Me hiding from guests vs Mom opening the gates of hell

  I remember once, I walked into my room after school, only to find out my mom, aunt, and little cousin cleaned it while I was away. I was partially grateful, but also somewhat annoyed

  2025-05-14 09:14

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  100 MMA fighters vs 1 gorilla and suddenly it’s race th...

  How about 10 lumberjacks vs gorilla

  2025-05-14 09:10

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  III

  Can we just nuke the UK at this point?

  2025-05-14 09:09

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  meme

  I look at my past, present, and future selves and see idiots all around

  2025-05-13 01:19

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  My wife did this to me

  "What did I do to piss her off?"

  2025-05-13 01:18

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  German fella. Einstein maybe?

  Sorry, I was distracted, what?

  2025-05-09 21:42

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  Sunday fun dies the moment 6pm hits

  Nah, that's when I have dnd. Dwarf Monk with a 20 str

  2025-05-09 18:37

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  Petty acts of vengeance

  Yeah, but it's still midly annoying. Petty without being harmful

  2025-05-06 22:57

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  Dimes said I’m smol but rich, respect me

  Can't send photos, unfortunately

  2025-05-06 10:58

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  Dimes said I’m smol but rich, respect me

  I found a 1945 penny in my workplace the other day. I kept it

  2025-05-06 10:25

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  Political compass test #743

  He's black

  2025-05-06 01:39

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  dongs in a stop

  Today we had some (presumably) homeless lady walk in, order, then swipe like 30 different cards to try to pay, including like 7 Walmart gift cards and a McDonalds gift card that wasn't even active

  2025-05-05 22:33

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  When Serana resurrects your dusty skeleton and you’re b...

  I was once in the middle of the college of winterhold quest, and Savos Aren just died, when a dragon showed up. Fought it, killed it, then tried to find the corpse of Savos Aren. He was a pile of dust in the hall of countenance. Thanks, Serana

  2025-05-05 09:27

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  Let me enjoy my square cow in Minecraft and cry in peace

  If you give a shit what people think about what you do in your personal time, then don't. Does Genshin impact have a bad reputation among most of the internet? Yes. Do I still play it? Also yes

  2025-05-05 09:22

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  Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

  If I'm correct "Amadeus" means something like "love of god" or something in Latin, right?

  2025-05-05 00:47

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  One rejection a day keeps the fear away apparently

  Imma go on tinder and tell girls I play genshin impact

  2025-05-02 23:54

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  Would your pfp survive this? Mine's already crying bro

  Yeah

  2025-05-02 23:40

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  Me all summer: certified menace behavior only

  "sand dunes?" Well what else would they be made of?

  2025-05-02 23:37

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  meme

  Im too dumb to get a PHD and too ugly to have kids. Should I launch tannerite at my neighbors yard with a trebuchet instead?

  2025-05-02 23:36

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  depeche mode

  I was thinking butthead but okay

  2025-05-01 23:20

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  No title

  The power to give kindness in spite of the risk of pain takes greater courage than lashing out at everything around you

  2025-05-01 11:37

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  name the author

  

  2025-05-01 11:36

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  Wake up Bernie, it’s rent week and your paycheck ain’...

  Thats today. I get my paycheck today, and rent is due today. I'm tired, boss

  2025-05-01 10:56

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  yes, you

  I'd like to believe the FBI has all memedroiders on a watch list. Not an active one, just a casual one that they look at when they have nothing else to do

  2025-05-01 02:47

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  Might well give them away. Well, ebt, so they kinda are.

  Sold separately? I thought black people couldn't be sold anymore!

  2025-05-01 02:36

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  What if nothing ever changes? What if it does and still s...

  Adopt a chinchilla

  2025-04-30 09:07

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  #7544

  That first half actually seems like the start of a pretty cool poem The older I get, The more I regret, The people I've lost over the years For when I'm alone, The comforts of home All gone to the coldness and tears

  2025-04-29 22:18

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  Me to Me: I love you but you’re a mess and we need help

  Im looking at the man in the mirror. Fuck that guy. He fucked my whole life up several times. What a bitch

  2025-04-29 22:15

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  #9655

  Michigan is like 55% Muslim now, right?

  2025-04-29 22:07

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  Both sides.

  I work at McDonalds. Should I run for congress or am I overqualified?

  2025-04-29 21:52

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  The vape trick that made the gods blink twice

  Not much brain in there to begin with

  2025-04-25 11:35

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  Surely not everybody was kung fu fighting... right?

  HUH

  2025-04-25 11:34

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  Wife: more money. Husband: less salary. Marriage.exe

  A burglar will take everything you have. A hoe will take more than what you have. Stay wary, brothers

  2025-04-25 11:21

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  Baby do you remember the house fund? I bought NFTs

  Proof that dbz fans get pussy

  2025-04-25 11:19

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  brother aint doin ok

  Getting a 1234 order number at McDonalds is actually impossible

  2025-04-23 09:29

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  Just checking in: y’all still beefing or spreading love?

  I love the people around me more than I love myself

  2025-04-21 11:34

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  He has risen

  

  2025-04-20 15:55

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  ADHD thoughts be like: where was I going with this?

  *takes your wallet*

  2025-04-17 12:58

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  You’re on a date and Aragorn says the beacons are lit. ...

  Inaccurate. A girl would never go on a date with me, and gondor would never ask me for help, for i am ugly and useless

  2025-04-17 12:56

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  Antarctica scientists discover literal nightmare fuel

  Put that thing back where it came from or SO HELP ME!

  2025-04-17 09:01

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  With all due respect... you’re actually trash

  "Due respect" implies they are due respect, which clearly, they are not

  2025-04-17 08:55

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  TLDR Ulfric did nothing wrong

  Think of the elves that arent complete assholes, like Faendal

  2025-04-16 13:13

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  Modern problems got us craving cave woman lifestyle

  Then, my friend, you haven't experienced a true grilled cheese sandwich

  2025-04-16 09:04

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  My son said octopuses can crawl up your butt and now I fe...

  Surprise colonoscopy

  2025-04-16 09:03

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  TLDR Ulfric did nothing wrong

  I sided with the Imperials since Jarl Bulgruff the greater is on their side. As for political reasons, as much as I agree that Ulfric Stormcloak is legally the high king, the other followers want to kick out anything that isn't a nord, not just the thalmor

  2025-04-16 09:00

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  Life hits different when you stop trying to win at it

  Life is the only thing i can take seriously, though, since everything around me is a joke

  2025-04-16 08:53

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  Zodiac signs? Nah, what’s your Minecraft fossil type?

  Nether reactor core

  2025-04-16 08:48

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  Any y'all feel that?

  ᶠᵘᶜᵏ

  2025-04-16 01:59

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  But seriously, it ain't funny anymore

  Says the generation that threw toast during the rocky horror picture show

  2025-04-16 01:58

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  Monster tattoos

  Monster tats on monster tits?

  2025-04-15 17:58

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  Brackets

  Just turn the paper upside-down

  2025-04-15 15:57

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  fun fact about shrimps

  Guys, they fixed the ugly problem!

  2025-04-15 11:53

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  made my day

  Me, 6 hours into an exhausting shift when two sweet old black ladies walk in

  2025-04-15 11:51

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  the villain arc has begun, Joker music starts playing in ...

  Can you blame him, though? The model for what we believe men or women are supposed to be are often based on our parents

  2025-04-14 13:47

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  he was onto something

  Gotta give him points for confidence

  2025-04-14 13:19

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  oh man.. sportscar crash

  Its always pronhub hitting from behind

  2025-04-14 13:08

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  By the Emperor!

  Immigrants, then? Deported

  2025-04-13 16:39

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  dongs in a prediction

  He should make cartoons

  2025-04-13 16:36

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  population collapse loading...

  Dating honestly feels like a hassle at this point. I've never dated, but the idea of finding someone then playing this emotional game of chess until both sides are comfortable doesn't feel worth it anymore

  2025-04-13 16:36

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  be a good boi

  @title no

  2025-04-13 16:27

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  That probably hurt her feelings more than he realized, bu...

  But does she know how to make a grilled cheese?

  2025-04-12 22:36

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  Tat

  The bird flu? Yeah, they tend to do that

  2025-04-12 19:44

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  Title

  He sent his son to micromanage once already. It's our turn

  2025-04-12 19:42

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  Yoghurt

  Caroline

  2025-04-12 19:38

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  Vacuum cleaner salesman

  I thought it was gonna suck, but damn that was clean

  2025-04-12 08:48

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  If Internet Explorer had the guts to ask, so do you king

  Im gonna crash and burn with dignity!

  2025-04-12 06:20

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  Are you?

  I either land it or I see god

  2025-04-12 06:13

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  We're doin a sequel

  Im gonna get drafted, aren't I?

  2025-04-12 06:10

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  Her: Where’s it from? That’s the real test

  Grandma's house

  2025-04-11 22:13

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  His Shirt Gave Full Disclosure

  He is THE weapon

  2025-04-11 15:01

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  This fell off my car. Reddit said it’s fine. I trust Re...

  Im stupid, what is that?

  2025-04-11 12:45

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  Bro... are we too high or is it just 4:12 PM on a Tuesday?

  Does it need to be saint Patrick's day to drink and drive? I thought not

  2025-04-11 12:43

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  French people casually naming the urge to jump

  I've decided to place knives next to cliffs

  2025-04-11 12:41

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  Doritos

  I'm in the ceiling, pass me some

  2025-04-11 12:39

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  UK heatwave? That’s a Florida cold front

  How fucking cold is it normally, then? No wonder they're obsessed with tea, it's the only warmth they know

  2025-04-11 12:37

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  dongs on an ancestor

  Did ya'll ever save him or let him die for the free amulet?

  2025-04-10 01:35

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  2025 Rulebook: Call who calls you. Ignore who ignores you...

  Matthew 5:44

  2025-04-09 15:19

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  Who needs the key?

  I just don't do the thieves guild quest. I didn't like it. Don't like stealth

  2025-04-09 15:16

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  French: where no letter sounds like it should

  I got a co-worker named "Shadeau"

  2025-04-09 15:11

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  Time travel plans gone full chaos mode

  "I've been expecting you"

  2025-04-09 14:58

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  Two guys. One banner. Infinite confusion

  I agree

  2025-04-08 10:38

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  No titles, no grind, just vibes and mild depression

  Working my first job rn, not even a month in, I'm still only half-trained in what my work entails and I've gotten written up because of rules they never explained to me, and they didn't even tell me about the first write-up

  2025-04-08 01:03

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  Generational

  Goddamnit

  2025-04-08 00:59

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  Bro’s taking the most legendary piss ever recorded

  One can only

  2025-04-08 00:44

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  Psych majors be like: I can't be mad, I know your trauma

  We stop using our brains when we realize how stupid it is. For example, the part of the brain that focuses on sight is in the back

  2025-04-08 00:43

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  Why is my calculator updating like it’s getting DLC

  So it can make video calls

  2025-04-07 10:08

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  Facebook marketplace just got way more hype...

  Next thing you know: scalpers

  2025-04-06 22:22

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  Which is it

  *drywall noises*

  2025-04-06 22:19

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  calma ma boi… calma

  No. Now can you turn on some music? Maybe some Louis Armstrong?

  2025-04-06 19:45

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  Damn

  K eep Y ourself S afe. Its what my friends always say

  2025-04-06 17:19

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  johnny

  Nah, dude washed up. He's my high school janitor

  2025-04-06 17:17

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  dongs in a camp

  Thanks

  2025-04-06 00:38

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  dongs in a racist

  Why though? If the mushrooms are thriving in the mushroom forest, let them thrive. Don't go poking around

  2025-04-06 00:33

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  dongs in a racist

  I feel so terrible, and I deeply apologize that I have no remourse for my actions

  2025-04-05 21:00

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  dongs in a table

  Hm... I'd still tap

  2025-04-05 16:57

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  Those who get it

  I cda

  2025-04-05 12:50

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  Trump drops tariffs and the internet collectively loses it

  This is from "penguin highway." From what I know, that lady is possessed by a penguin spirit or something

  2025-04-04 15:27

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  When two hyperfocused legends finally meet

  Surprise castration

  2025-04-04 08:09

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