HansP

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Things that turn me on: 1: French Fries. 2: French Fries.

98 Memes

HansP | 2015-12-25 19:30

The Brainwash.

88% 2213

HansP | 2015-12-25 18:30

Fucking Rude-olph.

85% 1928

HansP | 2015-12-25 14:30

The Sex Machine fucks cows from all states.

85% 1930

HansP | 2015-12-25 14:30

You can have me instead.

89% 2216

HansP | 2015-12-25 14:30

Smelly buttholes will be the death of me.

90% 2368

HansP | 2015-12-25 06:00

How fucking hard can it be?

Game Damn Hard Animals

52% 1548

HansP | 2015-12-12 06:30

When google catches you picking up hookers.

91% 2400

HansP | 2015-12-12 06:30

They haven't noticed yet.

88% 2043

HansP | 2015-12-12 06:00

Better times. :')

Facebook Then Vs Now

90% 2249

HansP | 2015-01-08 11:00

A hobbit's second breakfast.

Chicks My Tags Are Hideous Hideo Itami Bye

86% 2275

HansP | 2015-01-08 07:30

This kills me.

Chicks My Tags Are Hideous Hideo Itami Bye

90% 2723

HansP | 2015-01-08 07:30

No one dances better than Elizabeth...

92% 2952

HansP | 2015-01-08 07:30

And this ladies and gentleman, is how Brock Lesnar stole the show.

Chicks My Tags Are Hideous Hideo Itami Bye Wwe

89% 2530

HansP | 2015-01-08 07:30

Oh Snape, you were the most sexy teacher of all time.

Chicks My Tags Are Hideous Hideo Itami Bye Snape Harry Potter

87% 2309

HansP | 2014-02-08 02:00

Dat MOTHER!

80% 1670

HansP | 2014-02-08 01:30

Hitler is alive, ITS ME!! MUAHAHAHABA

89% 1884

HansP | 2014-02-08 01:30

Thanks, dad.

90% 1817

HansP | 2014-02-08 01:30

ITS TOO BIG FOR U, KID

91% 2103

HansP | 2014-01-20 15:00

I got herpes after screwing Dumbledore.

88% 1567

HansP | 2013-12-27 02:00

SUCK MY BIG toe.

92% 2254

Latest comments

Nobody!
Okay.

2015-12-31 13:32
+1
Nobody!
My battery's at 69 percent right now.

2015-12-31 09:26
-13
My friends would actually do this xD
That's illegal. How do I know? Someone did that in the LA Noire game and got arrested. Eh, maybe it's different now.

2015-12-31 02:09
+3
Wine cat strikes again!
/r/nofap

2015-12-31 02:06
0
Wine cat strikes again!
Have fun, man. Happy new year.

2015-12-31 02:05
+4
Wine cat strikes again!
Exactly.

2015-12-31 02:04
+5
we're doomed
That must be it man. You should get help. You should meditate.

2015-12-31 02:03
-1
ill see you guys in a couple of months! Bye!
I just came.

2015-12-31 02:00
0
Man i hate that
This joke is older than my grandma's tits.

2015-12-30 10:39
+8
ill see you guys in a couple of months! Bye!
Shh bby is ok

2015-12-30 10:37
-1
ill see you guys in a couple of months! Bye!
Allow me to rephrase. The amount of money I have in my bank account is pretty much the same to the amount of activity in my social life. ... ... ... ...

2015-12-30 09:38
+7
It is a t-shirt
Dude no. Her hair is fine.

2015-12-30 09:30
+4
Soul Mates

2015-12-30 09:28
+1
.
They must both be rubbing their hands together like a fly.

2015-12-30 09:24
+6
I have more magic
I have magic in my butthole.

2015-12-30 09:23
+1
:3
Then you realise it was poop all along.

2015-12-30 09:21
+8
Awww so cute
I too make shoes with my offsprings.

2015-12-30 09:20
+9
1800-ADOPTA-KID
I sense some facebook bullshit.

2015-12-30 09:19
+26
ill see you guys in a couple of months! Bye!
My social life is like my bank account.

2015-12-30 09:17
-2
We breaked up

2015-12-30 09:15
+12
We breaked up
Broke.*

2015-12-30 09:15
+6
we're doomed
What do you think is the cause of it? Do you have a bad sleeping pattern?

2015-12-30 09:14
-1
Gotta go fast
Hahaha.

2015-12-26 05:21
-2
How fucking hard can it be?
You said that 3 fucking times, man.

2015-12-26 05:16
+1
How fucking hard can it be?
Haha.

2015-12-26 05:15
0
Fucking Rude-olph.
Rudolf Hitler.

2015-12-26 02:23
+1
The Brainwash.
I hate minions. It's unfunny and it's way too overated.

2015-12-26 02:20
+7
<3
Yea, I tripped, sorry.

2015-12-26 02:19
+2
Gotta go fast
SO MANY SHIT MEMES!

2015-12-26 00:52
+20
<3
Jelousy is the base of all sins.

2015-12-26 00:51
-4
recursive
Take my upvote for being honest. Leveled it back to zero.

2015-12-25 13:31
+3
How fucking hard can it be?
So did you when you created your username.

2015-12-25 13:06
+4
How fucking hard can it be?
Darks are used. Use your fucking mind man!

2015-12-25 13:04
+1
How fucking hard can it be?
How fucking hard can it be to make a proper comment?

2015-12-25 13:02
+4
badass af
Yep, he looks like he ready to fuck the entire population.

2015-12-25 05:05
+20
daddy
Traitor!

2015-12-25 05:02
+52
:T
It's a smiley. Cx

2015-12-25 03:38
+4
Its like you family
The famous Stannis and Jon nod.

2015-12-25 03:34
+9
nightmares
OH fuck me.

2015-12-25 03:29
+8
hahahaha....steve
Lol

2015-12-25 03:25
+9
Coraaal
This made me laugh. So much.

2015-12-24 18:24
+4
we're doomed
It's not fun. Noted. The stuff other people have wrote here. I might skip a day or two just to stay under my blanket. Oh wait no, that might paralyse me. FUCK!

2015-12-24 18:23
+2
we're doomed
I wanted to try this out. But nope!

2015-12-24 02:12
+2
we're doomed
Wiggle your toes. And can I ask? While in the state, what do you hear?

2015-12-23 15:57
+12
Coraaal
I don't like this part as a meme because it makes me cry everytime. That scene was heartbreaking. Andrew is the best actor in the world man.

2015-12-23 15:48
+5
Khaled <3
You is kind. You is smart. You is important.

2015-12-23 15:41
0
Khaled <3
Did I win?

2015-12-23 15:40
+2
not a repost

2015-12-23 15:39
+3
Really?
How do deaf people learn to speak?

2015-12-23 15:38
+30
tadum tsss
Because it's a stupid joke.

2015-12-23 12:15
0
tadum tsss
I hacked Memedroid.

2015-12-23 06:43
-1
tadum tsss
What shed?

2015-12-23 03:59
+5
tadum tsss
You mean the birthplace of weak people.

2015-12-23 03:58
-20
Scumbag Sole Survivor
His name is CAARRLL!!!

2015-12-22 04:25
-9
Oh

2015-12-22 03:36
+2
He was OGT back from '92 from the 1st EP
Pppp

2015-12-22 03:36
+5
I can also make a house
Pppp

2015-12-22 03:36
+4
Flawless
Pppp

2015-12-22 03:35
-5
Lol
Pppp

2015-12-22 03:35
-24
DOWNVOTE ALL THE STAR WARS SPOILERS. NONE SHALL SURVIVEEE...
Pppp

2015-12-22 03:34
+13
Red vs blue vs Clinton
Pppp

2015-12-22 03:34
+5
Ditto!
Pppp

2015-12-22 03:33
-37
She 1800° no scoped 1V1 420 blaze it @cr0ss th3 map fin...
What is this? Seems interesting.

2015-12-22 03:33
+35
Kay
Pppp

2015-12-22 03:32
-7
....
Pppp

2015-12-22 03:32
-10
Where are you?!
Pppp

2015-12-22 03:32
-8
Title likes your butt
Pppp

2015-12-22 03:32
-9
damn it deadpool
pppp

2015-12-22 03:31
+5
Oh
..... How do you know though?

2015-12-22 03:25
+1
Shut up and take my money
Shit, I thought we were shouting random names.

2015-12-22 03:23
+9
Ponders of life
and @brankin, how do they learn though? I don't know any deaf people.

2015-12-22 03:23
0
lol
Old Smoove for the win.

2015-12-22 03:21
+6
Trolling your parents level: cleaning
That was two years ago.

2015-12-22 03:15
+27
Www jumbled is www
Hey, do you guys remember when memedroid used to hate on swaggy faggots. Good times.

2015-12-22 02:59
+1
O.o
I told him that the other day and got downvotes.

2015-12-22 02:27
-1
oooh lawrd makeup
Exactly.

2015-12-22 02:24
0
oooh lawrd makeup
She was cute without the make-up.

2015-12-22 02:23
0
7th comment doesn't have parents
Mine is daddy and.....daddy.

2015-12-22 02:19
+18
Ponders of life
Deaf people can't speak. How can you learn to speak when you can't hear?

2015-12-22 02:15
-2
lol
Memedroiders unite.

2015-12-22 02:13
+9
Shut up and take my money
Norman Reedus

2015-12-22 02:11
-8
two bullets that collided in mid-air
You're right. Those look more like dildos to me.

2015-12-22 02:09
+20
Oh
What about them?

2015-12-22 02:03
+1
Ayeeeeeeeeeee
That's not the girl in the picture. That's probably a fat 12 year old boy. The picture is low res. It's defo downloaded.

2015-12-21 13:41
+5
Pull them up
Why'd you have to bring faggots into this? Do you even know what a faggot means?

2015-12-21 12:06
+8
made my day haaha
Downvotes incoming.

2015-12-21 12:04
-7
o.my god :(
Exactly.

2015-12-21 12:04
+9
Title is broke.
Reported.

2015-12-21 11:51
+6
Ayeeeeeeeeeee
Hahaha. XD

2015-12-21 11:39
+3
Koby
And again.

2015-12-21 11:00
+18
Oh
What about it?

2015-12-21 10:38
0
Lol no chill
Yes, it was awkward as fuck.

2015-12-21 10:34
+10
Oh
Your profile picture does your comment justice.

2015-12-21 05:53
+7
Oh Florida
He looks like Peter Dinklage.

2015-12-21 05:52
+1
He fucked up
Haha! She even played with the strap the same way.

2015-12-21 05:50
+46
brutal
Two Face Harvey, is that you?

2015-12-21 05:49
+18
I laughed so hard omg
When am I?

2015-12-21 04:02
+3
I
Who the fuck is Diplo? What a faggot.

2015-12-20 16:42
+2
Makes me happy

2015-12-20 16:38
+7
Makes me happy
Ah, this world.

2015-12-20 16:38
+10

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Comments
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Average comment rating
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Memes published
98
Average upload rating
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