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  Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh

  (KJV) Song of Solomon 2:12 ~ The flowers appear on the earth; the time of the singing of birds is come, and the voice of the turtle is heard in our land;

  2024-12-01 02:05

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  What are you thankful for?

  Can't have a blue bird without 8 dicks arranged behind it.

  2024-11-20 19:51

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  Six flags meme

  The 6th flag represents the confederate states of the US.

  2024-11-19 14:03

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  Critical thinking

  If it's racist and sexist not to vote Kamala in 2024, what about in 2020 where she didn't get votes to be the nominee? Oh wait, those were Democrat votes and that's (D)ifferent. That classist ist labeling only really applies to conservative plebs.

  2024-11-18 06:00

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  How it started

  Aged like milk.

  2024-11-07 19:41

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  Bluetards Have Below Average Intelligence

  As reasonable a deduction as: "It just so happens, the age of El Niño Is 250 million years old. This is his most genocidal comment of all time. He just said the non whites will all be killed in boiling lava."

  2024-11-06 19:04

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  Will they leave the country lol

  These are victims, of the left's propaganda machine. When journalism was replaced with paid actors repeating for years 'everything I don't like is Hitler, racist, fascist, white supremacy', mouth breathers incapable of thinking critically, become programmed. They'd rather believe the lie, than accept their side would mislead them.

  2024-11-06 18:42

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  Jail for the crooked media and judges too

  It will cost billions to send them back, but it would cost even billions more to keep them here.

  2024-10-20 09:35

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  Death metal band names

  Eximperituserqethhzebibšiptugakkathšulweliarzaxułum

  2024-10-17 10:56

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  How Dare We Exist?

  QUILTBAG+

  2024-10-13 16:15

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  Cancer

  Trump: *loves breathing oxygen* Democrats: *suffocating themselves with plastic bags over their heads*

  2024-10-10 02:35

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  Elon Musk jump photo meme

  This is how the paid actors of journalism operate. If you're on their side of the propaganda, your seen photos are good enough for the cover of Vouge. If you're not on their side of the propaganda, you'll have the most unflattering and ugly shots to represent you to the public.

  2024-10-08 15:03

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  Crazy

  LGBT is sexual imperialism. They have their own flags, doctrine, and value pride, which had been classically regarded as sin since ancient times. Certainly more of a 'crime' than someone who is gay, who is a sinner like any other sinner, who God will forgive and love.

  2024-10-07 06:17

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  Please stop

  It's odd to take something 'tongue in cheek' so literally. I use son/father vernacular with my cats because it makes me laugh. If someone pulled their hair and tried to explain to me that a feline wasn't an equivalent to a biological child, I'd laugh even harder.

  2024-10-04 03:32

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  More like Hot Mess for Harris

  Always libtards being like in pictures.

  2024-09-15 01:54

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  He was asking

  Low skill. Showing them they're dumb without saying it, is high skill. ie: I answer technical support calls. Had someone with regulation questions. Not my job or number, but I looked up the answer and provided it. He wanted to argue, and even bragged knowing more about regulations as a customer than I did as an employee. He hung up after I told him what he's doing is the equivalent of calling Walmart Lawn and Gardening and bragging about knowing more about Tires and Batteries than them.

  2024-09-06 15:23

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  yeah

  Igorrr

  2024-09-01 20:18

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  dongs in a desire

  No, just stop when she's a hat.

  2024-09-01 20:15

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  Riley Reid tells who she lost her virginity

  I did a few times, and went to jail over it. Like others alluded, I have confusion considering myself a victim. We banged 3 times a day for 4 years concentually, and the only time I told her no was when i knew I'd get off too quick, or I had to pee. (she wouldn't even let me pee! I'd end up pissing inside her and I thought it was disgusting, but she was still turned on by overpowering me, which me being drunk didn't help. I got away for good in 2007.

  2024-08-28 16:48

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  Riley Reid tells who she lost her virginity

  My first was with an older woman. (I was 23, she was 36) Fiesty Native American woman who wouldn't take 'no' for an answer. Didn't matter if she only weighed 100lbs and I could rep 315lbs on the flat bench. I couldn't get her off me if she trapped me in a chair, reverse cowgirl. If I tried to push her out of my lap, she'd just lean forward and she still had leverage with her hips and butt. I tried to lift her off me, and she'd wrap her legs around the chair or me and I couldn't lift her.

  2024-08-28 14:07

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  Mosquito would like a word.

  After the first 2 overnight frosts of the year, count me in. Before then, I'd be a bug buffet in 1 minute of sitting there.

  2024-08-27 22:14

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  Luke is one of us

  I don't feel like Luke Skywalker is 'one of us' when Mark Hamill is a "White Dude for Harris". He's just another cog in the elite's propaganda machine.

  2024-08-22 18:48

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  dongs in a dyke

  Happy QUILTBAG+ uh oh they're heading this way...

  2024-08-16 17:53

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  Is this fatphobic?

  Is that name pronounced like 'Pan Shouting'?

  2024-08-15 10:08

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  title

  (NLT) Romans 8:20 Against its will, all creation was subjected to God’s curse. But with eager hope, 21 the creation looks forward to the day when it will join God’s children in glorious freedom from death and decay.

  2024-08-12 00:50

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  Alabama state song

  God Bless Ray Stevens

  2024-08-09 20:02

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  Momma, what's a...

  Mom, why was Trump not seen as a cult leader before 2015 when he was in the media for decades? Mom: Because there's a whole lot of people that either forgot, or never learned, what propaganda is.

  2024-07-31 18:57

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  What do u think guys?

  She has the body count she does, because either she is insecure, and/or she's not compatable for relationships.

  2024-07-30 14:32

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  I’ll take that deal

  Joe literally quit on National Ice Cream Day.

  2024-07-22 03:30

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  Liberals are doing what they do best.

  BlueAnon

  2024-07-21 04:15

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  crying

  Just turned age 44. I had one of those even after high school, going to college.

  2024-07-16 16:08

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  How to be your own grandfather

  Makes me want to listen to that old Ray Stevens song, "I'm My Own Grandpa".

  2024-07-16 16:03

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  he did it

  As Biden would say with a smirk on his face, "plausible deniability". IMO, left leaning legacy media have Trump's ear blood on their hands. What did they expect, comparing Trump to Hitler for 8 years, that some lunatic that worships their propaganda, would try to "kill Hitler".

  2024-07-14 14:55

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  Used to hate it, now I know what these men are talking about

  My wife and I have been married almost a decade. She listens to country music. I listen to black metal. Our car rides are interesting when the speakers go from playing Jason Aldean and Florida Georgia Line, to Walg and Der Weg Einer Freiheit.

  2024-07-12 13:15

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  LQBTWTGLGBBQ

  QUILTBAG+

  2024-07-10 08:30

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  title

  Even CNN had fact checks that prove Biden provided false information... But Democrats are still manipulating speech. See, when Trump states something that isn't factual, 'hE's A LiAr!!1!'. When Biden states something that isn't factual, well grandpa is old and just misspoke and really meant to tell the truth.

  2024-06-29 13:12

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  Asking for a fish…a gay fish

  Is the meme question rhetorical? "Inclusion" has always meant "no straight allowed, no cis allowed" so of course, they're always fine with rainbow letter people replacing everyone else, for everything.

  2024-06-22 17:33

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  Don't Follow the World to Distruction

  The greatest of these is love.

  2024-06-19 01:56

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  Yep

  In the 70s-80s, it was global cooling. In the 90s-00s, it was global warming. Now it's climate change. Make no mistake, this is a cult that worships Gaia. They will always use the environment for their agenda.

  2024-06-16 13:52

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  Real

  Is the inaccurate depiction them making Biden look energetic?

  2024-06-16 01:02

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  Ad Christum per Maria

  If I ask Mary (mother of Jesus) to pray with me, then that's 'just catholicism'. If I ask Mary (my late maternal grandmother) to pray with me, then that's 'communing with the dead' akin to mediums or a seance. Doesn't seem to add up.

  2024-06-14 15:43

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  It's enough to be our savior

  Revelation 1:18 "I am the living one. I died, but look—I am alive forever and ever! And I hold the keys of death and the grave."

  2024-06-05 19:31

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  Dating a nymphomaniac

  I dated one between my first and second marriages. I mean, it's great for a month and it was a self esteem boost that she enjoyed my meat whistle. It got old after a month though because she never stopped. Just got off work? She's trying to screw. Just woke up? She's trying to screw. On my way to a funeral? She's trying to screw. Just screwed and she soaked the furniture? She's trying to again screw...

  2024-06-05 14:45

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  2 minute's wasted

  Norway isn't the only, or the best, black metal. He might as well say "I'm going to listen to Missouri jazz." and then neverminding all jazz just because a few bands from that state weren't his thing. Black metal has so many flavors. Symphonic, atmospheric, melodic, melancholic are all different from each other, and that's just a few subgenres.

  2024-05-28 21:17

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  Veteran slaps Taco Bell employee

  What would I do? Go around that counter and shove that man to the ground. If he tried to stand up, I'd shove him down again. If he served our country, that's great - but jackwagons don't get to stand upright anymore, so he can lay there mad until police show up.

  2024-05-22 17:01

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  And my cousin had one

  My brother and I when we were young, used to call these "Car truck boat tractor train planes".

  2024-05-17 05:05

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  Devastating

  Because they already stole a much better phone.

  2024-05-14 19:56

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  averages

  Similar with 'story topping'. People who have the inability to contribute anything meanful to a conversation themselves, so they just one-up what someone else said. Knew a guy in high school like this. Me and some friends sought out to one-up his one-ups and it kept being funny because he never caught on.

  2024-05-08 15:28

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  Chill dog

  No. That dog is in serious danger. Blood pressure too high too long, could even die.

  2024-05-07 07:25

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  Title

  More like - the entire family sees the man that murdered them, knows it's him, and they are so happy he made it too, they embrace him with open arms.

  2024-04-30 18:29

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  Another One Bites The Dust

  13 months of age is a dog, not a puppy. It killed her chickens then bit her when she tried to stop it. Aggressive animals are put down on the farm. Period. The real problem is, tree-huggers don't consider an animal aggressive until it's already torn someone's face off.

  2024-04-30 09:48

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  dongs in a truth

  Honestly, you dodged a bullet if a girl ghosts because of height. If they're petty about that, they'd likely be just as petty about something else. Good riddance.

  2024-04-28 13:06

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  huh

  I've worked customer service by phone for over a decade. Blows my mind how many people don't understand letter word association. Had some lady that was like "E as in Apple" and I said, "Like E as in Edward?" and she was like, "No. No. No. No.... E as in Apple.".

  2024-04-23 17:02

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  The deeper you go into celestial science, the more God's ...

  (NLT) Romans 1:20 "For ever since the world was created, people have seen the earth and sky. Through everything God made, they can clearly see his invisible qualities—his eternal power and divine nature. So they have no excuse for not knowing God."

  2024-04-20 18:27

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  Green Boots doesn't have as many followers anymore

  Mount Everest is the world's tallest open grave.

  2024-04-06 03:31

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  Sums it up!

  DEI = Didn't Earn It

  2024-04-03 04:42

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  Black Metal

  I've been told more than once, "You're not a bad guy. You just dress bad." Anyway, the new Lunar Spells is the best black metal I've heard this year, so far.

  2024-03-31 15:55

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  Some agree..

  So many people are too dumb to even comprehend generalizations. Me: The average woman height is 5'4". Woman: *offended* But I'm 5'6"! Me: *sips tea*

  2024-03-31 15:48

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  the truth has been revealed

  It's so the men can have some peace and quiet while they think of a solution.

  2024-03-25 16:09

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  Non binary run 15K

  Gender Equaltiy

  2024-02-29 15:03

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  Batman Arkham Knight vs Suicide squad

  And Skyrim (12 years old) has a lot more players than Starfield (not even 1 year old) on Steam. Like double the amount even.

  2024-02-14 15:46

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  Relax

  The same reason major news networks don't air Trump rallies. (the state propaganda machine's narrative doesn't go brrrrrr when what truth is there, isn't suppressed)

  2024-02-01 18:08

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  Angels

  Daniel 10:4 On April 23, as I was standing on the bank of the great Tigris River, 5 I looked up and saw a man dressed in linen clothing, with a belt of pure gold around his waist. 6 His body looked like a precious gem. His face flashed like lightning, and his eyes flamed like torches. His arms and feet shone like polished bronze, and his voice roared like a vast multitude of people.

  2024-01-31 08:39

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  dongs in a decision

  Fleshgod Apocalypse "Sugar"

  2023-12-09 10:41

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  yes i am a control freak. i control my dick not to stick ...

  It's simple math really. Why would a man pay $60 for a single date to maybe see them naked in person once, when they can pay $3.06 to see them naked for a month, privately via screen, and there's no risk of drama, nagging or other BS.

  2023-12-06 08:05

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  Now scurry off

  I set a Frost Rune on the floor and Grelod ran into it. She became scared and ran when feeding on her while the Vampire Seduction wore of. NPCs normally react to seeing a vampire bite someone, but not when it's an orphanage owner that shackles kids to walls and beats them.

  2023-11-25 11:57

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  It is what it is

  Let's assume this B woman's 100's was 150, and let's also assume she was 18 or legal age her first penetration. That averages close to 3 different meat whistles played by the doc, every 4 months, for a consecutive 17 years. While accepting someone's past they've moved on from is one thing, theres something said of someone's compatability or standards, to have that many partners inside them for that period of time.

  2023-11-23 11:40

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  "Baby"

  Eyes without a working brain and nervous system, is a snail. 6 weeks from conception, that system is there and functional. Its the same equipment we all use to think, believe, dream and more. Only a ghoul would think killing a chicken is the same thing as cracking an egg.

  2023-11-21 17:54

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  dongs in an atheist

  It was perfect, but God gave mankind a choice/will, and they messed up the entire bloodline. Jesus offered his life to reconcile the world with God, not cause God couldn't forgive - but because sin is obliterated by holy. (like an ice cube in a bonfire) Killing and murder are not the same - the wage of sin is death, and their sin is why they were killed. It's not about our payment, it's more like we're landowners, the farmer told us what to plant to live, and fields of weeds aren't harvested.

  2023-11-21 17:41

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  Lol wait till end

  I mean, if she could enunciate words while sounding like that, that would be quality vocals for death/black metal.

  2023-11-18 19:21

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  honest to god

  Exactly. Lady on the news falls while stomping grapes, and I had a laugh finding the clip online and hearing it again that way.

  2023-11-15 19:42

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  Interview about Israel and LGTB

  He does not. When the choice is between being killed by Hamas for gay, or killed by Israel for different god, the logical answer is "they both suck, I'm out of here". Not "I still love Hamas when they want to kill me, because the Tik Tok I stream to my face 17 hours a day told me to do it."

  2023-11-03 09:28

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  Da faq

  Blows my mind when people calculate probability and completely omit occurence. The chance is 1 in 1, because it happened.

  2023-10-13 12:34

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  Nazionist propaganda

  The Israeli military confirmed burnt and beheaded babies, and showed the images to the US Secretary of State for his visit. Jerusalem post and Dailymail also confirmed them, and the dailymail has a number of pictures, although censored. The problem is, the indoctrinated left will look right at them and still not believe it, because it doesn't fit the narrative of a Hamas oppressed into violence.

  2023-10-12 17:17

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  Confused time traveller

  The year is 2011. Legendary, Special and Anniversary Editions all have different cover art than that.

  2023-10-01 16:05

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  Attttt

  ...and people consciously burning eternally isn't biblical. It's ancient Roman propaganda that ignorant Christians still regurgitate to this day. The Bible affirms God is the only one naturally immortal, and it's all over the Bible that God grants immortality to the righteous. The only way a soul could still be awake and not consumed by flames after a centillion times a centillion years of burning, is if it was granted immortality.

  2023-09-28 15:56

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  I don't understand why people are like this.

  More like "Please don't go that way bro, you'll die!" and "Stop forcing your stuff on me, I can do what I want!".

  2023-09-25 19:35

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  thai ladyboys are not women

  It's more than transgenders in the US saying they're female. Its the outrage when literally anyone else doesn't affirm their claim. If transgender response to denial was "Whatever I'm a female", people would "whatever" right back, and who would keep arguing with mental instability. Instead its "REEEEEE!!!1! Bigot! Transphobe!" followed by attempting to cancel the person from (online) society, making it mental instability + entitled spoiled rotten.

  2023-09-13 15:48

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  I heard NASA went bankrupt because this scene took 17 takes

  NASA. Never A Straight Answer.

  2023-09-05 06:58

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  not great

  These vape studies are never honest. They present some information and omit the rest to make a narrative. Vaping contains formaldehyde? Yes, if turned up enough that it would scorch the lungs in one breath and no one would vape that. Vaping contains terrible toxins? Yes, in the same amount you'd breath standing over a grill or next to a running car. The REAL cost of vaping, is however much money someone wastes on blowing steam into the air.

  2023-09-04 18:38

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  THIS....

  A good way to describe someone who thinks indicted and convicted mean the same thing.

  2023-08-25 21:17

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  old white science

  Woke: Queen's song is too fat phobic for younger listeners. Also Woke: Trump's a fat piece of fat ugly fat!

  2023-08-25 20:44

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  What do you think?

  ALAN DERSHOWITZ: Al Gore, his legal team and I tried to find uncounted presidential votes, lobbied officials and fought in the courts in 2000. The only difference now? The candidate's name is Donald Trump... That's why this prosecution is an outrage

  2023-08-25 07:13

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  pigeon friend

  That's why I like my job. I take customer service calls for multiple national brands. I get to sit in the comfort of my home office, and talk to hundreds of people and wish them a great day.

  2023-08-16 20:45

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  new retardness level unlocked

  "Gaze upon the penis, or you're an utterly pathetic fragile baby."

  2023-08-16 20:38

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  Food for talk

  The fed raised interest to 5.25%-5.5% when it was near zero last year. They've raised it 11 times since then, the biggest jump since 2001. Literally the same day as Hunter's court and dude in congress talking about UAPs.

  2023-07-28 16:11

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  I don't need no sciencers to tell me no science...

  Nah, couldn't be a house built to endure flood or hurricane. Must be global warming.

  2023-07-21 22:15

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  He has a point there, you know?

  No 'netting' is required to go 'noodling'.

  2023-07-21 15:07

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  me at three am looking at memes...

  Commas. They save lives.

  2023-07-16 19:29

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  Somebody stop Ottomans

  Rubbish statistics are a number and no other data. This sounds just like "the average person eats 8 spiders in their life" stat, where the vast majority are really 0 or 1, and then a few freaks that deliberately eat hundreds or thousands.

  2023-07-13 17:54

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  Some shrinks do more damage than mass murderers do... and...

  "It couldn't possibly have to do with your mind, so it must be your body that's wrong." *cashes huge checks for hormone treatments and surgeries*

  2023-07-13 17:37

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  Come on

  This meme is pointing out the class difference. It's open season worldwide on Christians and Christianity. It's cool and popular to have dissenting opinions about them. Having a dissenting opinion about jews, is just like having that for the alphabet people or blacks. They're a protected class, so hating on them means getting canceled, doxed and their mobs are more than happy to ruin someone's entire life over it.

  2023-07-10 16:28

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  Least favorite home, thoughts?

  Least favorite home, hands down, is Dead Man's Dread from that creation. Yeah, cool pirate ship home, but the Cooking Pot is backwards. Trying to use it means getting clipped through the wall and ending up in another room.

  2023-07-04 15:21

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  Dongs in a gamer

  Formerly ancient, recently new school.

  2023-05-10 21:37

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  Hmm

  Because its the soft open to the hunting season on whitey.

  2023-05-08 16:17

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  The gigachad way

  I've answered 1800 number customer service lines for over a decade. It takes skill to turn someone's swearing and threatening, into "Thank you very much for your help sir.". That skill, anyone can master. It's called, 'listening to people', and telling them what you can do to help, instead of telling them what can't be done.

  2023-05-04 19:50

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  Paarthurnax is the best dragon

  At least Elenwen loses her essential status after the main questline.

  2023-03-25 09:46

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  "Strong woman"

  If he would have accused her of leaving because he's black and she's a racist, she would have stayed and groveled. These wokes won't debate, but their shaming tactics can be used to show how ridiculous these ideologies can be.

  2023-03-23 07:54

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  Wise comeback

  Downvote all you want, folks. Atheism is little more than loaded confirmation bias. If God himself materialized in front of them, and rearranged the constellations to show He is God, the atheist would still think it's a top secret government program, aliens, or an induced hallucination instead.

  2023-03-09 15:19

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  Wise comeback

  It's more like a person going into a restaurant. The waiter and everyone else says the cook prepares the food, but even when the waiter shows the person the cook's awards and credentials, and brings the food prepared by the cook, the person says they'll only believe the cook exists - if captured like a butterfly in a net or smart phone video, and presented to them. If the waiter actually does this, the person will still think it's scientifically anything else, besides an actual cook.

  2023-03-09 15:08

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