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  Brother

  … bruh. That’s the OG. He’s always been here. Lurking in the shadows. Removing demon spleens manually with no anaesthesia…

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  Geneva

  LOOKS LIKE FLAMETHROWERS ARE BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!

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  How many strings can you put on a guitar before it become...

  *Shredding Intensifies*

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  Remember kids nothing beats a good 2000 man Roman testudo!

  JUPITERS BALLS, TERTIUS!!! SHORE UP THAT GAP!!! But sir, it’s Timothy… SILENCE OR I FEED YOU TO THE LIONS!!!

  2024-12-01 22:31

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  Governon of California meme news

  Newsome is slime. Cali is nice tho… if only we could evict the Democrats…

  2024-11-27 23:04

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  $15/hr debate

  I have never once ever voted for Newsome. The Lizard King keeps getting voted in by his libtard cronies.

  2024-11-27 10:52

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  Restaurant sign

  This place is in Norwalk, Ca, and the sign always looks like that. Its wild.

  2024-11-27 10:50

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  Big P

  Lmfao… completely underrated comment. I salute you, sir.

  2024-11-27 10:27

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  Logick

  This is just an extension of the eternal arbortipn argument; does ‘life’ begin at conception, or at a particular stage of development? I feel each case should be viewed individually, but we also shouldn’t be using abortions as a contraceptive. Rape victim? Do it. You got knocked up under the bleachers? Here’s your pacifier. Sex = Babies. Period.

  2024-11-26 10:32

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  $15/hr debate

  Not in a state like California. I work 2 jobs, one pays excellent, and one has amazing healthcare, and I still barely make ends meet. And work something like 65hr weeks every week. The economy is absolutely fucked.

  2024-11-26 10:20

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  dichotomy of man

  That gag never gets old. Truly. I recall when it was new, and marvel that it still works on occasion.

  2024-11-24 12:16

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  Farmers have been gene-hacking for millenia

  Infinite food hack.

  2024-11-23 20:24

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  Membrane keyboards

  … get the Axe…

  2024-11-23 11:49

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  Guys I liked the second season of the Rings of Power

  I suddenly feel antediluvian…

  2024-11-22 11:54

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  Guys I liked the second season of the Rings of Power

  I propose we MST3K this and rerelease it with a panel of dudes just roasting it, mercilessly. Now THAT I would watch and likely enjoy…

  2024-11-22 11:53

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  Bañera in Spanish

  Yaaaaaasssssssasa

  2024-11-19 22:15

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  I was there, Gandalf

  *Laughs in SCSI*

  2024-11-16 11:18

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  J

  I’ll have you know that isn’t mustard; it’s Harvest Gold

  2024-11-11 09:11

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  Obi wan saber collection

  … still waiting for Trazyn to hop out of a portal and tesseract labyrinth both of them just to add them to his collection…

  2024-11-07 10:27

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  Boo!!! Happy Halloween

  Sounds a bit like… heresy there, brother… *calmly adjust the output nozzle on the heavy flamer*

  2024-10-28 12:34

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  Nah this ain't it, Homer should be higher

  Right? I personally think that Richard represents a staggering portion of our population, both male and female. Dude tries his best, but it’s hard to play poker with 21 cards in the whole deck… They did my boy dirty. He deserves good tier, minimum.

  2024-10-25 10:06

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  Wyd

  My above statement stands… but this comment deserves honorable mention. Have my upvote!

  2024-10-25 09:22

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  Wyd

  The only logical answer… DEUS VULT!!!!

  2024-10-25 09:21

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  Me when I’ve given up and died

  

  2024-10-24 21:38

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  Apple Memory module in Tech news of the day

  … I have a soldering iron and the ability to read technical schematics. Anything is moddable.

  2024-10-22 20:20

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  Apple Memory module in Tech news of the day

  That’s the thing; we’ve done that. The reason behind this, I suspect, is difference in design philosophy. Windows boxes tend to have a broader range of compatibility between parts manufacturers, whereas the requirements for the software to even recognize the hardware is much more narrow on a Mac. Apple are assholes, for sure, but the hardware they produce is solid as hell.

  2024-10-22 13:02

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  Enter Sandman

  Great fucking song.

  2024-10-22 11:50

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  Apple Memory module in Tech news of the day

  And while I am likely going to catch mad downvotes for this… the Mac will be viable long after the PC has acquired numerous viruses and hardware malfunctions. I work in IT, and I replace 10x more PCs than I do Macs, in an environment that runs both pretty evenly. The dudes on the Apple machines almost never have hardware issues. The PC dudes, not so much.

  2024-10-22 09:57

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  Lifetime first class ticket on American Airlines

  Nah. Dude in the meme. Looks like a young Netanyahu

  2024-10-18 20:29

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  Orders are orders

  Friggin Konrad… this is why we can’t have anything nice.

  2024-10-18 18:16

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  Title

  4 METAL Kings…

  2024-10-18 18:10

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  Lifetime first class ticket on American Airlines

  … isn’t that dude the PM of Israel…?

  2024-10-18 17:58

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  Mental health advice

  The Rankin/Bass Hobbit movie is peak cinema. That soundtrack was fire…

  2024-10-17 00:41

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  I’m .03% Sicilian

  *Laughs in old Norse*

  2024-10-15 08:24

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  Enter Sandman

  Think about the reverb on the intro echoing off them hills…

  2024-10-14 18:25

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  Enter Sandman

  Seasons in the Abyss - Slayer Gotta keep it classy.

  2024-10-14 15:41

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  crap

  …Crom…

  2024-10-10 23:19

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  Terrible dnd creature meme

  … all puns aside, owl bears are a terrifying concept, made even more evil in the game. Hats off to Gygax on that one.

  2024-10-10 19:35

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  Cursed deer meme

  There is a Movie called ‘The Ritual’. 4 dudes hiking through the wilderness. One twists his ankle. Doom ensues. This image looks almost identical to the ‘Monster’ in said movie.

  2024-10-10 18:34

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  dongs in a bit

  Bruh… I’m already voting for Trump. You don’t need to convince me.

  2024-10-10 09:51

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  Friggin

  Freakin Carl. Respect.

  2024-10-09 17:46

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  spook her hard

  Mmm… Lily…

  2024-10-04 01:04

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  Big d energy

  Ahhh… the duality of man…

  2024-10-01 23:21

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  Trump 2024: Return of the Jedi

  Fuck. How about the US GOVT for starters…

  2024-09-28 19:52

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  Dongs in the deep sea

  Mmmm… Dennis the delicious isopod…

  2024-09-28 19:45

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  Donkeh!

  That wee fucker from Shadow of the Colossus…

  2024-09-28 19:41

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  No title

  … it’s quite unfortunate. I was listening to Twilight of the Thunder God…. FUCK

  2024-09-26 19:10

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  Not that the show is bad, BUT...

  You can’t; one is a billionaire, philanthropist, genius who made unique suits of power arrmor for various tasks. The other is power armor mass produced by the military to clad infantry in. They aren’t the same, even by direct comparison.

  2024-09-24 10:06

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  This is one of the saddest things I’ve ever heard.

  Not saying this is true, but you have to look at it from a larger perspective; in places like South Africa, elephants may be almost extinct, meanwhile in say… Zimbabwe, you have herds of elephants that are 300+ strong and taking over watering holes, to the detriment of all the wild life and humans in the area. While cruel sounding, it’s a fairly pragmatic solution to a complex problem.

  2024-09-21 09:07

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  Every time Apple releases anything

  … aside from stability… glitchy fucking android phones…

  2024-09-17 10:41

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  What the fudge happened?

  Laser Die Cutters will fuck up a laptop with the quickness. This has been a public service announcement.

  2024-09-15 10:12

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  Title

  Good ol Ray. Dude was an absolute legend.

  2024-09-15 10:09

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  Lolol

  … all my cards live on disabled mode. If I want to buy something, I reactivate it and then disable it again post purchase. Best banking feature ever.

  2024-09-15 10:06

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  You have chosen combat

  *loads heavy bolter with malicious and violent intent*

  2024-09-12 21:36

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  You have chosen combat

  It’s ok, brother…. I understand. GeeDubs hurt me bad too…

  2024-09-12 21:35

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  My mind can't handle this

  Shub-Niggurath on a Ziggeraut! I GET IT!!! * instantly goes insane *

  2024-09-09 22:22

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  Zone out

  Same. Had a few runs to work where I exited the freeway after a good 45min drive…. ZERO memory of the drive. It’s amazing what all our brains handle on their own…

  2024-08-29 11:27

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  What

  

  2024-08-27 14:53

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  Texas instruments meme

  … why is anyone surprised? The word Texas is clearly in the company name. Texans feel that explosive ordinance and firearms are a birthright. You literally get a handgun with your birth certificate…

  2024-08-27 09:19

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  if you look at these girls, Jesus Christ looks at you

  ….. thought that was Viggo Mortenson…

  2024-08-25 11:56

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  Stop mpox

  It’s like Nurgle isn’t even trying anymore…

  2024-08-25 06:27

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  Clonelord grindset

  Fuckin Fabulous Bill.

  2024-08-23 12:37

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  That's a skull, someone is awake

  Surtur, is that you?

  2024-08-22 23:26

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  What happened here

  Vons. They on special like every other week like that. Regularly .99.

  2024-08-22 23:20

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  Death!

  FORTH, EORLINGAS!!!!!!!

  2024-08-22 04:08

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  You know

  Further wisdom. Berq knows wassup.

  2024-08-20 01:59

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  peta goes crazy

  *…….. ziiiiiiiiiiiiiip………*

  2024-08-16 00:31

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  Deep(throat) Magic

  Bro… her name is Heather Harmon. Brooke was the chick with the pouty lips that cameo’d in a few of the vids. The internet merged the two, and the rest is history. The years were unkind, sadly.

  2024-08-15 11:22

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  Deep(throat) Magic

  Ah, a fellow man of culture and sophistication…

  2024-08-15 11:19

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  not americano but i understand

  Legit; prior to Covid, I gave absolutely ZERO fucks about politics or anyone’s sexuality. I accepted folks based upon their merits and actions. Never gave two shits about what anyone was doing in the privacy of their own homes. But yeah, I care deeply now, and am tired of seeing my country and simple right to exist without being fucked with infringed upon. Something has to change.

  2024-08-13 14:39

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  What happened here

  …. Just payed .79 for one…

  2024-08-12 21:33

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  BRUSH

  Yall are my people. Lmfao

  2024-08-12 05:05

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  Tat

  Knife sharpeners can be made into a shiv with minimal modification. I like how the spoon is rusty, tho. Adds that good tetanus damage.

  2024-08-09 20:13

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  Hillary's emails? Nope

  Yeah. Those. Yanno, the ones our founding fathers would highly approve of as they went to fucking bloody WAR over 2% taxation… yeah. Those felonies.

  2024-08-06 22:31

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  *laughs in Led Zeppelin*

  *Laughs in Echoes*

  2024-08-06 22:29

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  shitpost

  … so Walmart. Definitely Walmart.

  2024-08-05 10:50

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  I'm shaking

  I’m honestly shocked he isn’t trying to eat the sammich…

  2024-08-04 22:11

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  Meme

  …. Gonna be waiting a long time, brothers.

  2024-08-04 21:27

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  Name one.

  Big up on Circuit City.

  2024-08-03 09:11

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  Name one.

  Warehouse

  2024-08-03 09:11

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  Teriyaki Chicken and Broccoli

  That was a masterclass in diplomacy. You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar, and I shall laud you copiously, should I ever pen any great literary works.

  2024-07-30 22:16

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  Not so hungry

  …. In case you were curious, that is a colossal burger that appears to be missing a few slices of cheese. A burger topped with pastrami. Truly one of man’s better inventions. Needs 2 more slices of American and a fried egg on top…

  2024-07-29 06:16

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  Someone make this

  … one could use it to tame Terrasques….

  2024-07-27 22:47

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  This was fancy this has power windows

  Had an 82 Lincoln Continental; door looked just as pictured. Drove like a weird combo of cloud and a Sherman main battle tank. I miss her….

  2024-07-26 03:21

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  OH BAY BEE YOUUUUUU

  BIZ MARKIEEEEEEE!!!

  2024-07-22 22:33

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  Frozen pizzas get me every time.

  … that new Pokémon vending machine at the grocery store got you too, eh? I’m like $500 deep in that shit…

  2024-07-21 19:50

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  Answer

  Interesting. I do the 48+24=72+3=75

  2024-07-19 14:38

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  Tat

  … that not an installer. That is instructions on how to copy to application to your applications folder where it would then run as a standalone.

  2024-07-19 11:08

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  Thought this was a cover of some farming necromancy fanta...

  Farts are the souls of eaten animals trying to escape.

  2024-07-08 11:13

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  I'm with the old lady

  Age and treachery will always overcome youth and exuberance. Don’t count out the old dawgs.

  2024-07-08 09:12

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  Absolute Unit

  I lived next to a park that was located next to a Jack in the Box about a decade ago; every single squirrel in the park looked just like this chonky boy. It’s was a common occurrence to walk thru to park to see them grubbing on cheeseburgers and tacos that folks threw in the park trash cans.

  2024-07-07 08:11

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  Clam Rattler

  Legend says you need a 220v line to fire that puppy up…

  2024-07-04 09:14

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  ugh

  Pros also use this time to compose themselves and thus, make it last longer.

  2024-07-02 16:55

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  I smell bacon

  Rankin/Bass Hobbit? I haven’t seen that in ages… ‘in a hole in the ground, lived a hobbit…’

  2024-06-30 06:37

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  if you know you know

  Heather….

  2024-06-27 16:13

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  Thoughs on Tom Bombadil?

  To be fair, TB is kinda a wild character. And when framed against the rest of the story, he kind of doesn’t fit. Dude is basically more powerful than Sauron and Gandalf combined, but literally only gives a damn about his own patch of dirt. And his girl. Gotta respect that.

  2024-06-27 11:26

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  It wasn't just a sleepover

  

  2024-06-27 02:48

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  magic rock

  SCIENCE, BITCHES!!!

  2024-06-25 20:40

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  Alfred wisdom

  I absolutely adore all things Tolkien… but the Silmarillion was straight up PAIN to read. It was like reading a genealogy thesis. Good info, but presented like an electrical schematic.

  2024-06-23 11:51

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  Why though

  Yeah… I’m with this dude. I’m all for letting your freak flag fly, but it would have cost you absolutely nothing to keep that to yourself…

  2024-06-23 11:24

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