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  I hate this

  I hate it too

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  orwellian dystopia

  While someone made the point that this is the way to avoid/prevent/ identify possible shooters regarding the event.

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  Please enter a title for your meme

  In the ability to remove side effects and make them go absolutely nowhere, kaput, I don't have to take the side effects, including the ability to remove side effects from THIS power and make them go nowhere too.

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  Please enter a title for your meme

  The filtering is expensive

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  Please enter a title for your meme

  Whoa dude, chill out!

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  Please enter a title for your meme

  Zero sensory input

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  Please enter a title for your meme

  Your Father stayed part of your household growing up, you are a direct part of your children's daily lives, you own your home, you maintain your job, and you're based.

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  name this

  Seeing the self in the other?

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  That's right

  Why is "sex" as male and female, xx or xy different from gender male or female, xx or xy? I know why I'd want to separate sexual activity "sex" from male or female designation "sex", but I can't see why "gender" can't be limited to xx or xy.

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  Can’t even eat without a side quest showing up

  What ... Are you eating? Eating, like a dork? What are you, a dork? Why would you eat? Stop eating, idiot! How dare you! Now I'm memeing this. I'm memeing this and it makes no sense. Why would you make me meme something that makes no sense? Ughhh!

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  something's wrong i can feel it

  So maybe THAT'S why they forced my grandma and grandpa out of their homes in Poland as children, sending them to Siberia, where they eventually ended up thru SAfrica, thru England, to USofA... so I could be born. Always has seemed so random.

  2025-05-14 00:14

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  when the rhyme is so bad it activates ancient prophecy

  No Godzilla! Don't Do It!

  2025-05-14 00:08

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  you buy a game but don’t own it. digital capitalism is ...

  yes. Gog is chad, much like steam, maybe moreso.

  2025-05-13 23:32

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  you buy a game but don’t own it. digital capitalism is ...

  Steam is Chad. They make old games work. Devs make money. Big sales. All win. You can download them all if you're worried... surely if the store goes kaput there will be full store replacement hacks to play your collection, at least offline, single player.

  2025-05-13 23:31

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  Judas really saw magic and said bet, time to snitch

  It's been said he was likely trying to force Jesus's hand... "Surely then he'll start doing king things and kicking ass, if they come after him! What other choice will He have then?...Die? ...Plus I could gather a little filthy cash for ME in the process!"

  2025-05-13 23:22

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  GOP really trying to make all porn illegal... define porn...

  Well it ravages and annihilates any involved woman's life, and all important aspects of her well being, so ...

  2025-05-13 23:15

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  that one movie that melted your brain in HD

  Lost Highway taught me how not to be confused by (but rather: let go thinking on) a movie that's intentionally and aggressively not grounded in coherence.

  2025-05-13 23:12

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  GOP really trying to make all porn illegal... define porn...

  I'd rather increase the size of the legal immigration system first, w/ mandatory ESL, history classes, cultural assimilation, etc ... ... but this is good too! :-)

  2025-05-13 23:09

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  once the boomers are gone can we finally switch to metric

  I know how to fix it and easily change over to metric when I'm king. Item 1: They overcomplicated he transition last time in the late 70s because we gave them too much money to get it done.

  2025-05-13 23:03

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  Bad day to have eyes

  Yes

  2025-05-13 22:54

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  Title

  She needs to turn her nose up at the q-tips

  2025-05-13 22:35

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  ye

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  2025-05-13 22:34

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  trying to play a game on May 26, 2026 and WW3 hits at 11:59

  Well I pray #1 that doesn't happen, #2 if one did, then the traditional parabolic warheads that they d͟o launch stays below ⅔ of what they c͟a͟n launch.

  2025-05-13 22:26

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  equity means equality of outcome, and that's exactly how ...

  I'm completely fine with equality of outcome... whenever there's equality of effort and equality of skill.

  2025-05-13 22:18

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  The Truman Show Meme

  Ohh she's faking

  2025-05-12 23:03

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  That's real emotion

  2025-05-12 22:59

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  Gas prices dropped so fast I thought I was dreaming

  You should bring a tanker instead , if this was actual but no one's buying fuel ⛽ there until construction concludes and the 7-11 opens.

  2025-05-12 21:18

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  Gas prices dropped so fast I thought I was dreaming

  ... It says zero..... they're building the place still....

  2025-05-12 21:13

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  The Truman Show Meme

  I think we'd need to meet them to know what they're like fr. They both look pretty outwardly.

  2025-05-12 21:06

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  Reeeeeeeeeeeee

  Some of clown world is in my extended family. I found the damn research where they were transgendering the mice and they still insisted that Trump meant the other transgenic research rather than the mouse gender converting research that's RIGHT THERE

  2025-05-11 11:25

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  Oh well

  So I guess it's yu gi oh

  2025-05-11 11:21

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  Dwarf elephant skulls = Cyclops origin story

  But what about those two-eyed cyclopses, Captain redundant?

  2025-05-09 20:23

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  The Burger King near me has full-on personality disorder

  ... don't be inconsiderate at the restaurant. I don't care about the skin color, I care about the disruptiveness-- if it's the teenagers, if it's the robots, the punks, the motorheads, or the Whatever™

  2025-05-08 22:39

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  The Burger King near me has full-on personality disorder

  --a minute later my buddy passes that Maniac pulled over by that cop. The speed limit law, When used right, is there not there for speed limit, but for jackasses. You try to write me a law for don't be rude in traffic. You try to write me a rule for...

  2025-05-08 22:36

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  The Burger King near me has full-on personality disorder

  It's like speeding in Pittsburgh. My buddy was speeding on the way home years ago, then a cup passes in and gives him a little salute. Then some other jackass blew by my friend like a maniac crossing in and out of lanes between cars--

  2025-05-08 22:33

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  Lords of the Fallen dev says modern audience myth is cap

  So Lord of the fallen has no audience but a myth is going around that says It does have an audience?

  2025-05-07 22:36

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  Mom kept all my 80s and 90s consoles, boxed like a museum

  Is this about nostalgia or riches?

  2025-05-07 22:22

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  Stop saying restaurant, it’s sneedingham palace now

  Hop in fuckers, we're going to the mealhouse. Fast food mealhouse or sit-down mealhouse? MEALHOUSE. I win. We win. We all win.

  2025-05-07 21:58

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  Rallymeme racing

  Isn't this what's supposed to happen in racing all the time because they're trying to get past each other and if you do it then you're racing right. If this is rare that is sad and boring. Racing's not boring is it?

  2025-05-07 21:11

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  mudslime ideology has no place in our land. This is NOT h...

  Fucking peice of shit assholes. Them and those (whom btw they would unalive in a heartbeat) who stupidly support them while willingly remaining ignorant about their assholery.

  2025-05-07 21:03

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  Left a cursed pic at Cracker Barrel 2 years ago, still th...

  Joke's on you, it's not ridiculous.

  2025-05-07 20:12

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  ... And the dorks! ...

  2025-05-07 20:11

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  Well then go ask God who God is. Repent and put your faith in Jesus Christ. Can't complain if you don't ask him to accept you.

  2025-05-07 20:11

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  Sex robot: so… what are we? Me: SYSTEM RESET

  wut? I din no that Weeood.

  2025-05-07 20:05

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  Should've stopped at the 64

  Back in my day, I played on lite-bright until we could play the Commodore 64 on the black and white TV, and we had to choose whether we were going to watch The Cosby Show which was better, or Sledgehammer which was more fun.

  2025-05-04 16:05

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  Falling with style

  Her leg went "boii-oii-oiing."

  2025-05-04 15:51

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  Can't be anyworse

  I wouldn't have noticed. It's not that bad.

  2025-05-04 06:34

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  Can't be anyworse

  It's going to be absolutely excellent, but it's going to be different. Have a few, and at some point we'll hanker for the same old cheap hot dog bun, with the onions, the ketchup, the mustard, and to us bizarre American-European hearts: the mayonnaise.

  2025-05-03 09:56

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  FoxCoueb? Bro that's not even a real animal

  Smells specifically and directly like skunk enough we might should instead say "skunks smell like fox"

  2025-05-03 07:27

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  Based sheriff

  Elephant

  2025-05-01 15:16

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  A cast of thousands

  You eat what you are

  2025-05-01 01:39

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  Tell me about it

  ...the cheapest, still grade A, generic types of those ingredients: dry noodles, dry beans in bulk, dry rice in bulk, generic cereals, milk, bullion powder, FAT, etc. 4: cook em. 5: No eating out, No delivery. 6: 3 months. 7: save money. 8: worry less

  2025-04-30 21:13

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  Tell me about it

  Yes, do as I did: Step 1: Plan some meals you'll want to make, even cold simple meals will do: sandwiches, cereal, rice dishes, noodle dishes, soups... Step 2: Plan the ingredients to do those inexpensively. Step 3: Go to the grocery store and buy...

  2025-04-30 21:02

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  Tell me about it

  If that sesame Street character isn't mentally ill or addicted to drugs, then it's not anything approaching the "homelessness" problem that we face. We've 99.99% tackled the ready-to-be-helped homelessness former-problem in the U.S. Other problems now.

  2025-04-30 14:23

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  Poland just gave a masterclass on border security

  razor blade cheaper n reusable. CN- make less mess to clean

  2025-04-29 22:49

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  Poland just gave a masterclass on border security

  That's excessively expensive. but yes.

  2025-04-29 22:49

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  Noooo

  The only time I've experienced this specifically is MGR:R. And it's so rad to the bone. Is it anywhere else?

  2025-04-29 22:44

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  Great point.

  И'NET Y∫OV SHOOLLD•G͟E͟T͟ I IT:6OING OUT!

  2025-04-29 22:41

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  I hope they convict her. Then he pardons her. Then they elect her again. Then she does it again. Then they arrest her again. Then they convict her again. Then he doesn't pardon her again.

  2025-04-29 22:30

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  Lol! Baby he says! Which side is trying to kill the other side's president? Can't get your way? Throw a fit! Topple the whole table for everybody else. We want to fix, you want to overthrow. Childish little baby man.

  2025-04-29 22:25

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  ... and gafaw with heavy incredulity

  2025-04-29 22:25

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  Threats and violence are all you have when you're wrong. You can't convince with stupidity. You have to make sure not to listen to reason lest you start thinking deeply, as this is a threat to you "being right." We on the other hand CAN listen to your side

  2025-04-29 22:24

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  Gender

  Use a tampon for diarrhea

  2025-04-29 21:31

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  Gender

  That's exactly what I thought. Boobs n dick weiner shlong wanger donger.

  2025-04-29 21:30

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  That's a lot of calories

  Beard (YT)

  2025-04-29 21:16

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  Scientists discovered a new color but good luck seeing it

  I did a search for "stare at purple look at teal to get an approximation of olo." I found somebody had put that together on Reddit. I've made a meme of that now and uploaded it. It's in moderation.

  2025-04-29 12:17

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  Scientists discovered a new color but good luck seeing it

  It's not a real color. They used shenanigans to stimulate 5 people's retinas in a way that is impossible for all natural light.

  2025-04-29 05:22

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  Scientists discovered a new color but good luck seeing it

  YOU'RE colored.

  2025-04-29 05:20

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  Scientists discovered a new color but good luck seeing it

  ... any color you could see in the real world."

  2025-04-29 05:13

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  Scientists discovered a new color but good luck seeing it

  ... avoiding stimulating the blue and red receptors. This effect cannot happen without shenanigans. They came up with new shenanigans. The Subjects™ said what they were seeing, aside from greenish-blue, was "indescribable" and "more saturated than ...

  2025-04-29 05:08

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  Scientists discovered a new color but good luck seeing it

  Yuh huh. There's a vid on this that explains. There's overlap in our color receptors on our retinas for various light frequencies... The scientists™ mapped out the retinas of le volunteers, und zey sprAaayed light only onto the green receptors while....

  2025-04-29 05:04

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  Scientists discovered a new color but good luck seeing it

  This is different

  2025-04-29 05:00

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  Scientists discovered a new color but good luck seeing it

  Maaake the newest color in the wooorld...

  2025-04-29 04:59

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  Title

  You can't just wait 3 years and kill 'em off and say "there we go ..." ...We fucking know it was you. What can I do, small me, but pray for your judgement?

  2025-04-29 04:57

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  Worth it

  He got hard looking at her

  2025-04-29 04:54

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  Everyone talks about mom's love but dads stay grinding si...

  Three out of 4 of these are lunchtime...Is part of the point lunch? Having to eat while still working? Not really getting a break? Working hard? I would sooner expect pics of joining pipes, lifting heavy stuff, covered in dirt/oil, ripping meat apart, etc

  2025-04-29 04:50

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  Yeah

  In metal gear solid 5, I get shot 200 times and still complete the FOB mission. At the start of saints row 3, people are dressed like furries and they're a rival gang and as you shoot them they just kind of go oochie ouchie like it tickles real bad

  2025-04-27 08:19

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  greg just ended flat earthers with one move

  No it's a bowl with ice rim at the edge. Dig a deep hole and drain the ocean.

  2025-04-26 09:36

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  When the Pope met a real one on Palm Sunday

  Maybe it was ONLY that he didn't want his hand kissed by a man's lips..... Maybe the cheek kisser was doing the French side kissing and didn't actually touch....m ... nah he racist

  2025-04-25 20:13

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  Mom texting from across the room like it’s CIA ops

  DoorDash makes me angry. Not for existing... but for successfully getting people to input WAY more of their limited resources into getting something that they could get in another way, much, much more inexpensively.

  2025-04-25 19:51

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  She got bit by a cobra and walked to the ER like a side q...

  It's my life, you can't tell me what to do! When life gives me lemons I make beef stew.

  2025-04-25 08:36

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  Check your guest wing, you might be rich

  "as much as." For that 2.5 million to be real, first you got to Find some homo willing to spend 2.5 million dollaz on it

  2025-04-24 23:09

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  Scientists be like: plaid pants and Nobel Prizes

  "Like a sandwich?" ... AS a sandwich. ...It's a thing. ... between 2 chunks of leavened and baked flour mixture. It Is sandwich.

  2025-04-24 23:05

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  She got bit by a cobra and walked to the ER like a side q...

  Yeah, Shipwreck or Houndbound or something did that in GI Joe by getting bit on purpose by the giant cobra to soak the venom into a cloth, then he says to Medicface: "Make enough antivenom for both of us!" Remember that? What a Chad

  2025-04-24 23:00

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  Pretty common

  I will speak if I have something to say, but if I have to puzzle it, I've accepted I should stop. I've taken to instead talking to God the Father and the Son to send the Holy Spirit to change minds instead of believing in the power of MY words.

  2025-04-24 22:54

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  Pretty common

  And we agree: decrease "alive" points .. to approx ... zero, for all "MAPs." U agree w/ that?

  2025-04-24 22:51

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  Laugher of the day: anti-piracy campaign uses pirated font

  They actively won't make enough copies that the prices can drop in a couple years? Oh don't worry we can make the copies for ourselves then yar harrr

  2025-04-24 22:46

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  Laugher of the day: anti-piracy campaign uses pirated font

  Maybe the fa*s who made the commercial were secretly chads on team yohoho

  2025-04-24 22:44

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  wiping boogers on the tranz agenda

  Random: There's a guy who dresses completely like "Flock of Seagulls," very Boy George, who works at the popular local shoppe. I'll always be courteous to him, but I tell my kids, "Pray for him. He was probably abused when younger."

  2025-04-24 22:38

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  wiping boogers on the tranz agenda

  ... What's the point in card tournaments again? My friend is a nice guy, but I say he's in with the wrong crowd if he's not praying against the homosexual agenda and keeping the clowns at arms length... let alone partnering with them.

  2025-04-24 22:32

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  wiping boogers on the tranz agenda

  I know someone who ran a thing where he had authority to say what's what. He heartily agreed that "being mean" like this was not acceptable. It really does make them feel bad. ... the clowns. It makes the clowns feel bad. .....

  2025-04-24 22:29

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  Title

  Kit Kat never did that. Stop blaming, that was some Belgian company and it wasn't for gay anyway either

  2025-04-24 18:50

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  With your help, we can reduce Virginia again

  

  2025-04-23 22:54

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  Low wages, high rent — same cartoon, new century

  Doordash

  2025-04-22 13:10

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  I daydream a lot

  My prayer will be that you will find peace, not resting in what you want to find out about God, but rather that you'll find TRUE peace in what GOD wants you to know about him. Also, YT: "Hell's Best Kept Secret"

  2025-04-22 07:29

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  I daydream a lot

  Very good start Have you ever taken the good person test? goodpersontest dot com

  2025-04-22 07:19

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  I daydream a lot

  The thing is: It did happen, but then God answered your prayer and made it so that it was all a dream. What would you do if you were intent to fulfill your side of the agreement and "be a better Christian" ?

  2025-04-21 09:11

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  Women are overrated

  What's with Katy Perry's turnip hand?

  2025-04-21 09:04

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  Meme Proofs

  People: have plenty of photographs with the thing Persons: photograph themselves with the thing for the memory Others: criticize I don't care. I do it too. Unless there aren't plenty of photographs of the thing.Then I'd better photograph the thing alone

  2025-04-21 08:56

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  I hope designer companies go broke from these tariffs

  wut

  2025-04-20 01:29

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