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  Never knew he said this

  I disagree

  2014-05-24 06:25

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  WATCHOUT HE'S GOT A POE-TAY-TOE

  Oops...

  2014-05-15 06:53

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  WATCHOUT HE'S GOT A POE-TAY-TOE

  There were shots fired between my stupid "gangster" neighbor and some guy and we have a lot of kids in the area, and I have a baby, the shots were randomly aimed some went over my house! My wife called and the cops came 30 minutes later and just drove around the neighborhood one time :nowkiss

  2014-05-15 06:52

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  broken noses

  You follow the bridge

  2014-05-13 23:49

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  California $4.68

  Nc $4.69

  2014-05-02 15:23

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  queen size beds

  My wife freaking sleeps under clothes, on her hair brush (), next to the laptop, it makes cuddling feel like I can't breathe

  2014-04-28 05:48

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  Title isn't gonna get prostrate cancer!

  I actually read the opposite..

  2014-04-22 21:31

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  .

  Sesame

  2014-04-19 10:02

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  Midnight run

  Something shitty happened to her for her to have to run out like that guys

  2014-04-18 20:53

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  Gotta Love Him

  *

  2014-04-18 20:51

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  Gotta Love Him

  Unreal. Last night my wife and I were watching one of his movies and she said "you and him have the exact pissed off face"

  2014-04-18 20:50

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  damn right

  Kinda hurt but felt good when taking out

  2014-04-14 12:33

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  So today is the day

  It's disrespectful to jack off to other naked women when you're in a Relationship. It feels like cheating and feels like being cheated on

  2014-04-06 13:25

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  3rd

  Some people walk in with drinks

  2014-04-06 13:20

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  That's nice, dear!

  Tumblr and their run on sentences

  2014-04-06 12:47

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  Honk

  Us from nc know how lame we are^

  2014-04-02 22:06

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  cop logic

  She's okay woman

  2014-04-02 22:02

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  Pancakes

  Taste like rubber though

  2014-04-01 19:44

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  don't trust anyone

  Today's my birthday, I'm a joke

  2014-04-01 19:03

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  jumpscare biscuit <~ ...

  You twist it open guys, and maybe I'm crazy too but I'm sure one day something will fly off or out of it and it will injure me. Badly. Or at least the top or bottom cap will fly off

  2014-03-31 07:39

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  get away from me

  Um I don't care about boob size^

  2014-03-30 08:56

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  Kitty

  King*

  2014-03-21 12:47

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  Kitty

  My wife did this last night, I get out the shower and she's sitting on my clothes and our long size bed was clear, when I asked her why she said because she was a cat

  2014-03-21 11:07

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  Unlock Please

  All different answers

  2014-03-20 15:48

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  .

  Okay but when they are aggressive they're dangerous as hell so always be cautious especially around dogs you don't know

  2014-03-18 20:17

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  I would go everyday

  All pornstars I've seen are semi hard

  2014-03-18 10:47

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  your cat's name

  Lilly, Teddy bear, Hercules

  2014-03-18 10:41

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  Hahaha

  ^^ because not everyone will hurt someone to rob

  2014-03-18 10:37

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  Sneaky!

  It doesn't say filth in my movie, I watched it all day the other day

  2014-03-17 09:43

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  OMG

  Wtf auto correct Baby*

  2014-03-17 09:33

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  OMG

  ^ I have a baa by and that's not a yawn

  2014-03-17 09:33

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  Baking soda

  My table*

  2014-03-15 13:54

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  Baking soda

  Wouldn't*

  2014-03-15 13:53

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  Baking soda

  Okay I would never be able to afford that much and i damn sure would pour it on mutable each speck is gold

  2014-03-15 13:53

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  Internet >>> your boring ass

  Why not get off the internet to have real communication

  2014-03-14 10:03

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  you die in two ways when you stop breathing and when peop...

  There are many pictures of a not so good time for me

  2014-03-14 06:55

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  Bring Back Porn

  I gave up porn for a better sex life

  2014-03-13 13:59

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  insert oranges here []

  Tampa here. Orange serta mattress.

  2014-03-11 21:04

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  awesome... sorry if repost

  Well it's a paint can of course it can paint

  2014-03-11 13:20

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  Touch My TITS!!--->(.)(.)

  Vibrator and dildo is not the same, because a man can have a pocket pussy, and a woman can have a male sex doll. Huge difference

  2014-03-10 08:38

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  Here you og memedroid some lovely facts

  Now we can make a being using 3 different DNA.

  2014-03-09 21:57

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  God

  

  2014-03-09 21:50

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  Thigh gaps

  We have a 3&1/2 month old with another one the way

  2014-03-09 21:34

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  Thigh gaps

  My wife's thighs don't touch but there's not a gap and I see her as perfect. Plus she's the healthiest person I know without trying (amazing immune system) and she's fertile as hell. Ignorant people.

  2014-03-09 21:33

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  Njaaaaw :3

  Fly to me

  2014-03-06 18:14

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  .

  Females are the weaker sex, no you do not hit them

  2014-03-03 18:50

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  bagels

  ^corrpt because of an outfit...

  2014-03-03 18:44

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  The boss fight might start now

  Pocket

  2014-03-03 00:49

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  The boss fight might start now

  And put it in your picket

  2014-03-03 00:48

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  The Hooded Hood

  Soul Thing

  2014-02-27 20:30

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  favorite monkey cucumber

  ^ pet my erection

  2014-02-26 15:27

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  Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

  Following 84.6k

  2014-02-16 21:44

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  look at their faces

  Title...thanks for telling me

  2014-02-16 10:29

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  A building shedding like a snake

  This satisfies me

  2014-02-16 08:42

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  the TRUTH!!!!

  Cum on clothes, beastiality, grandpas with teens

  2014-02-16 08:32

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  It's toilet paper

  ^ I already make my gf suspicious with my long shits. No thanks

  2014-02-07 20:06

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  News report: A man has been arrested on suspicion of stea...

  Same here! All I see is : word :

  2014-02-07 20:02

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  I miss the old spongebob

  Pickle butt

  2014-02-07 20:00

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  so the internet likes cats ?

  cats are to spy on us :grumpycat:

  2013-10-12 21:45

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  Her stupidness level is over 9000!

  No, for twins they're born almost half the time before one baby is full term

  2013-10-11 01:26

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  sup bruh

  real. Google Caracal

  2013-07-14 07:27

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  wanna have sex?

  my name is too long

  2013-07-13 22:14

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  dafaq people?

  escalator land!!!

  2013-07-13 12:06

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  Bees are nice

  wish my shit tasted that good

  2013-07-12 00:19

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  social services are currently investigating

  Steve Irwin doll, my nephew had one.

  2013-07-12 00:12

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  Use a Condom

  I downvoted this meme and did not expect my fellow memedroiders to have the same opinion as I. these kids will be fine

  2013-07-09 12:46

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  #Respect BioTech Engineering

  ^

  2013-07-08 06:49

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  What. The. Actual. FUCK.

  may i be with you.

  2013-07-07 18:19

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  What. The. Actual. FUCK.

  +

  2013-07-07 18:19

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  Us back then ;)

  Have you ever been so angry, you drew yourself on an etch-n-sketch

  2013-07-06 09:04

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  ...

  instant*

  2013-07-06 08:57

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  ...

  instability sobriety

  2013-07-06 08:56

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  Barbie gets a makeover

  okay, what's average supposed to be? here we go with skinny bashing again.

  2013-07-06 08:53

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  someone look this up

  hideous

  2013-07-06 03:26

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  Woah...

  failed to send...pixels

  2013-07-03 14:14

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  130rd

  one hundred and thirty erd

  2013-07-03 14:11

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  Florida...

  largo Indian rocks beach

  2013-07-03 04:46

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  Got that new ride

  I could tell by the lighting

  2013-07-03 04:43

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  someone?

  their genitals must stink

  2013-07-02 17:19

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  WANT

  trying to remove it would look crazy, your finger would appear large

  2013-07-01 20:07

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  He left us, he left us!

  they used a fork

  2013-06-30 17:52

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  its called bitch

  I totally butchered that sentencing but you get what I was saying

  2013-06-21 08:35

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  its called bitch

  maybe their trying to differentiate if it if not their emotions have took the hold over the situation, and before they bitch us out need to sit and contemplate whether its time for war or not. as for you, title, you are .

  2013-06-21 08:35

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  k. - psalms 35

  ^ I've never seen this on here and I'm on here 24/7 I have no life so

  2013-06-19 09:20

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  I ain't even mad.

  I'll be honest I've been downvoting the girls...

  2013-06-19 00:27

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  k. - psalms 35

  I Damn you to hell Martin ^^

  2013-06-18 17:07

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  k. - psalms 35

  ^^ 1 Plead my cause, O LORD, with them ... fight against them that fight against me. k? Take hold of shield and buckler and stand up for mine help. k.

  2013-06-18 17:06

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  Do any of you live in north carolina?

  ^^ hello neighbor

  2013-06-13 21:33

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  Do any of you live in north carolina?

  I live in Sanford NC

  2013-06-13 21:32

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  sooo true

  I once pinned tabs on Google Chrome and my mom screamed and said that I fucked her computer up

  2013-06-13 16:02

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  not like this

  he's with me now, in a better place ... ... ...

  2013-06-11 23:13

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  not like this

  been looking in all the wrong places

  2013-06-11 23:13

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  boobies

  ^^^

  2013-06-11 18:11

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  boobies

  ^^ actually younger men are more obsessed with bigger ones. I know many men like myself who prefer small...the rest don't xare, or prefer big. I like a cups and b cups

  2013-06-11 18:10

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  let Jesus love your mother

  ^ are you not allwite with that joke?

  2013-06-10 03:14

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  bake Jesus cookies

  ^^ you're not good at hiding, stacy

  2013-06-10 03:13

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  people these days...

  ^^^^ well, I agree with you

  2013-06-10 01:38

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  the sims

  btw...I think you're beautiful

  2013-06-09 15:35

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  the sims

  ^there's a cheat code "boolprop testingcheatsenabled" look that up, you can have mote fun with your sims than you imagined

  2013-06-09 15:34

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  Water fountain troubles

  approve* thanks HTC

  2013-06-09 15:31

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