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  Where you know Tim Curry from says it all

  The Worst Witch. I can't believe I'm the only one here even bringing this up.

  2025-07-05 00:59

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  Sorry...

  He should have known better than to put his hand that close to the joint

  2025-06-29 00:01

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  Lick face outta love then ew stinky breath

  "Eww, stinky breath" is a term of endearment and my dog knows it.

  2025-06-27 23:41

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  Should I hex his car or just let the crystal vibe?

  It's that one frozen tendy at the bottom of the bag

  2025-06-26 22:57

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  You can be spiritual and still not stink, promise

  No, it's just linked to breast cancer

  2025-06-26 22:30

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  Viva la revolution!

  That's why you buy them in New Hampshire. No taxes.

  2025-06-26 22:23

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  Tool beef or??

  I'm sorry, did that say 5 beers an hour?!

  2025-06-15 00:39

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  Stray dog becomes CEO of Hyundai Brazil

  This is the exact plot of The Pursuit of Happiness

  2025-06-10 14:42

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  Symbolism over substance

  I was gonna say the same thing. Also, those aren't the legs of a construction worker.

  2025-04-10 23:04

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  I am once again asking for your money...

  Donations from workers, not the CEOs. That's a bit of a difference

  2025-03-23 19:56

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  Goth girl memes

  They all look like the same girl and I'm a white female

  2025-03-18 23:02

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  The year is 2002. What do you do? (

  I'd make my mom go get cancer screening. Then I'd tell her to make them do follow up scans every few weeks. Maybe I'd have more time to tell her that she was the best mom ever and I love her.

  2025-03-04 21:30

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  irony is a beutiful thing

  This was 13 years ago

  2025-02-27 21:54

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  Not The Bee article

  Facts. LEGO is pro lgbt

  2025-02-23 21:24

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  Dongs in the balds

  Sounds like a rumor a bald guy would start

  2025-02-21 00:02

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  The left right now

  The beauty of AI

  2025-02-09 22:40

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  Oof

  In Maine, they'll charge you extra to pick blueberries yourself

  2025-02-02 23:02

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  kk

  Thanks. She's 5 months old now

  2025-01-30 16:42

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  kk

  I wouldn't mind getting rich the way I got pregnant. Planned and taking many years.

  2025-01-29 21:49

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  kk

  Sometimes, making a baby is actually very hard. It took my husband and I 5 years to get pregnant after our first kid. It's not as easy as they make it seem in high school.

  2025-01-29 21:48

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  Freedom

  I literally traded the top for the bottom. No homo.

  2025-01-21 00:39

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  Never be enough, never be enough

  Honestly, one of the best parts about having no income tax in NH is you don't have to file state taxes, just federal.

  2025-01-09 00:44

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  Never be enough, never be enough

  Maple syrup sales...jk, it's property tax in NH

  2025-01-09 00:42

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  Golden Retriever meme

  I would watch videos of dogs doing this for hours

  2025-01-09 00:22

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  Mandatory DNA testing Men need reproductive equality

  How bout they just let the father decide whether or not he wants one. It's not up to the mom.

  2024-12-17 13:55

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  Polar Express or something

  Fucking train - check Xmas lights - fuck yes check Have to stop and possibly be late? Yes check

  2024-12-11 22:17

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  didn't even know this was a point of insecurity

  Hip dips are the beauty standard imo. It looks weird if they're not there.

  2024-12-08 22:57

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  Before nesquik there was

  Gotta use that spoon to open it

  2024-12-08 00:16

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  yeah

  Thank you

  2024-11-25 01:25

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  The plural of "moose" is "earthquake"

  They're bigger than a horse

  2024-11-21 21:47

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  Title

  I came here to say the same.

  2024-11-18 13:47

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  Canadian

  Even Canadians are Canes fans

  2024-11-13 23:26

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  Trippy meme

  That's horrible. Which ones?

  2024-11-13 23:13

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  So poor

  And some people drive with a baby on their lap.

  2024-10-27 03:26

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  Awhata the fuckabra

  God parents are different than legal gaurdians

  2024-09-29 04:05

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  There's no middle class

  My family of 4 qualifies for medicaid even though our household income is considered well over the low end of middle class.

  2024-09-27 22:17

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  Yes

  We don't bring baggage to the relationship, we bring our MSDS sheets

  2024-09-21 23:02

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  dongs in a walk

  Seriously, who hates Autumn? That's not a thing.

  2024-09-17 22:52

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  cool

  Some of us are not just girls, we're mom's and wives.

  2024-08-20 22:04

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  That is not how I imagined AI/Robots killing humans...

  Shitting liquid, vomiting, and being hospitalized doesn't mean you got high.

  2024-08-19 14:30

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  That is not how I imagined AI/Robots killing humans...

  As a mushroom forager, this is actually something I warn people about. Don't buy informational books from Amazon. This is how AI will kill you.

  2024-08-19 14:28

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  yes

  I get mad if my husband buys me roses because they're overpriced, especially on holidays. I tell him save his money and let's get takeout.

  2024-08-18 00:41

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  Europeans travelling to USA

  Every time I see a foreigner in New Hampshire I think "really? you chose New Hampshire?"

  2024-08-15 22:40

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  Make them learn

  If only there was a place kids could go to collectively learn things...

  2024-08-15 17:59

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  Wholesome dad and daughter reunion

  I'm so sorry. As a mom, I can't imagine keeping my kid from her father. You sound like one of the good ones. Keep hope alive and never stop loving.

  2024-08-15 17:52

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  Title

  Ooh a coo!

  2024-08-14 23:41

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  Deer warning a black bear is near

  Maybe don't put 20 birdfeeders in your yard and you won't get black bears coming up on you.

  2024-08-13 23:55

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  Just one?

  There should also be hashbrowns and pancakes with real maple syrup. But otherwise, pretty accurate.

  2024-08-07 22:50

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  Bird sounds

  It's the most soothing bird call that is also incredibly creepy.

  2024-08-02 22:07

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  felt this

  Yes

  2024-07-20 20:21

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  Just like us

  I've changed a flat before. And I know men who don't know where to find the jack in their car. Most people under the age of 30 don't know how to change a tire unless they're mechanics.

  2024-07-15 22:27

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  Blacker than obama

  I thought this was about George Floyd for a second

  2024-07-15 00:24

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  he could run

  Both candidates are old af. Biden's only 3 years older than Trump.

  2024-06-29 21:32

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  dont we all?

  Female here. Also, hell yeah

  2024-06-29 21:25

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  haha, 304

  I guess I'm just speaking from my experience of being a female and having periods for the past 30 years. Anybody want to elaborate on their personal experience with wearing pads? Or just what they think other people have done?

  2024-05-14 20:29

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  haha, 304

  No pad would last that long. They disintegrate and break down. But pads will smell bad like they've been worn for days when they've only been used for 12 hours. Most likely, these girls just didn't bathe properly and smelled rank during their periods.

  2024-05-14 18:07

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  haha, 304

  No woman is wearing a pad for days. Where do you come up with this?

  2024-05-13 22:46

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  Happy Cinco de Mayo

  I just watched this with my 5yo daughter. She needs to be exposed to all the classics. She loved it.

  2024-05-05 22:44

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  indeed

  As a female who was sexually assaulted over 10 years ago, I fully support this. As a female who identifies as a liberal feminist, I fully support this.

  2024-04-30 22:16

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  Bee

  This is 100% accurate. I have dozens of pictures of bumblebees asleep in flowers in my garden.

  2024-03-25 23:14

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  your family will love you till the day you die. your boss...

  Having a husband that understands your worth as a SAHM is also priceless

  2024-03-22 20:50

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  True

  With a rainbow in the background

  2024-03-20 23:21

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  New England

  Sometimes I wonder if this app is made up of mostly New Englanders. It would explain why everyone hates everyone...

  2024-03-18 23:19

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  It's not

  My favorite show as a teenager!

  2024-03-03 23:10

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  Ripped

  Arnold has been a big part of the special Olympics for decades. Great guy.

  2024-02-28 23:58

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  Group of grandmas did this

  Hacky Sack of the future

  2024-02-23 23:06

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  Babylon Bee

  Other team had to forfeit because the trans kid injured 3 of their players in the first half. The girls were scared to play after that.

  2024-02-21 23:09

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  Tesla Cybertruck problems

  All the info I need in life I find in memedroid comments.

  2024-02-19 22:44

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  Merica

  America doesn't care enough about tea to make this. The Brits on the other hand...

  2024-02-13 21:06

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  hmmms

  Sometimes. But then I remember I'm his wife and my job is to believe I know more about everything. And his job is to let me think I'm right.

  2024-01-29 22:51

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  Opinions?

  I did all that. Only difference is I settled for 5 figures from us both and worked our way up to 6 as a team.

  2024-01-28 23:27

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  Foam

  

  2024-01-22 19:49

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  Never forget

  Stephen Paddock killed 58 people and injured hundreds on Oct. 1, 2017. https://abcnews.go.com/US/las-vegas-gunman-stephen-paddock-captured-surveillance-video/story?id=53934404 via ABC News App

  2024-01-16 01:17

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  Never forget

  Am I missing something? Elevators would've been used. And they claim that hotel staff helped with alot of the luggage on multiple days.

  2024-01-14 21:58

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  lmao

  You would look despicable in these

  2023-12-30 18:33

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  stuffing is mine

  Butt gluttony is a sin

  2023-11-21 20:27

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  Wasp genocide

  Most flying insects are pollinators, not just honey bees.

  2023-11-20 23:13

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  Sexual

  Lady on the left added a doily collar like the sexpot she is.

  2023-11-17 22:42

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  Oh what a surprise.

  That conversation was like the sex you have. No one else was involved.

  2023-11-01 22:57

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  Oh what a surprise.

  As a female, I've been asking for this since I turned 18. Do I want to be drafted? Fuck no. Should everyone have to sign up if some do? Fuck yes.

  2023-10-30 23:05

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  Don't forget anti zombie too

  I got excited for a second, thought those were snow tires

  2023-10-30 23:01

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  Wholesome!

  

  2023-10-19 00:14

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  And I liked this.

  How to spot a great dad in public

  2023-10-18 01:07

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  Wholesome!

  My 37yo husband did it to a train the other day. The conductor obliged.

  2023-10-18 00:04

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  The fact no one laughed should be considered an act again...

  He was armed and ready

  2023-09-22 00:30

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  nah needs to go up to Oregon too

  Where's the northern border wall? New Hampshire sees more aliens than moose on its trail cams these days.

  2023-09-10 23:51

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  Based

  As a feminist, I support this

  2023-08-23 00:26

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  Just normal leftie things

  Some of us lefties don't agree with cancel culture. We also don't drink shit beer so we had no clue who they put on those cans.

  2023-08-06 23:19

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  clout chaser

  When you become the very thing you swore to destroy...

  2023-07-06 23:08

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  The moose lord

  You'd die at 20 mph

  2023-07-05 01:05

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  Just popped the question to my girl

  Congratulations on the happiness!

  2023-06-25 00:53

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  What a face

  Art

  2023-06-20 23:27

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  Dank memes

  My first car was a '91 corolla and I used to call my AC button my "Turbo"

  2023-05-29 23:33

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  Onward noble steed

  Tomato hornworm

  2023-05-20 22:07

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  Dark clown comic meme

  I used to work with a dude who drove a honda crz. Figured I'd sleep with him on a hunch. 11 years later, we're married. Small car = big D

  2023-05-03 00:43

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  Be serious guys, I need a name

  Zack, Ball Zack

  2023-05-01 00:34

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  Bruh

  ...down at the end of your rope, and nobody's there to throw you a line

  2023-04-25 23:31

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  Birthday meme

  This is how my husband helped me celebrate my 40th.

  2023-04-04 23:17

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  Soy boy

  I know how to change a tire. But I figured she was checking his work. I assume my husband does shit wrong 60% of the time.

  2023-03-31 15:05

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  Pretty jealous

  I think we found all the most financially responsible droiders in this comment thread

  2023-03-21 23:54

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