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  oh my fucking God I saw this in my dorm

  Is this the New Residence Hall in Troy, Alabama?

  2015-09-02 12:07

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  alone in the dark

  Alone in the Dark

  2015-07-29 20:01

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  When people say carpooling

  

  2015-07-22 21:46

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  When a drug dealer is more loyal to his people

  He doesn't deserve to have his daughter kidnapped over what he said. She didn't do shit.

  2015-07-14 03:04

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  WoW doesn't let you move on.

  I remember once that I had actually died so many times I said fuck it. I couldn't tolerate the painfully slow run from the Lumber Mill.

  2015-07-13 02:55

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  Honesty

  Don't forget Uranusx

  2015-07-12 05:46

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  oh

  I was thinking that exact same thing.

  2015-06-10 23:01

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  Yeah be proud!

  Is it really that amazing to be a virgin? I was until I was 18 and all I thought about was losing it.. Sure, you're rare, but it sucks to not be LAYIN' THAT PIPE.

  2015-05-16 15:47

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  I love canons

  Hail all the great untier

  2015-04-17 13:10

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  .-.

  Girls love their bread.. A lot.. If you're ever confused on what to get your girl as a gift, bread will do.

  2015-04-17 13:07

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  Spot the difference

  So thick and greasy

  2015-04-17 13:06

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  True story

  I waited a long time to be with someone that actually makes me happy, so I'd say staying single and waiting for someone that blows you away is a good idea! Fuck the bullshit, be happy.

  2015-04-14 12:41

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  title has a big penis

  I think those are called male pornstars..

  2015-03-21 02:56

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  Wobble wobble mo'fo'

  No, no, no, you misunderstand! I'm just saying obesity is unhealthy. The large amount of steroids taken by most, if not all pro bodybuilders to achieve a greek god physique, is without a doubt just as unhealthy. I just think everyone should strive to stay decently fit and healthy for themselves! I'm not saying be a bodybuilder

  2015-03-12 13:19

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  Wobble wobble mo'fo'

  If it's excessive, it should be gotten rid of. Being overweight is disgusting and unhealthy.

  2015-03-11 15:10

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  #Cuntology #Cuntastic #Cunting

  That hurts my feels I just did it to be silly is all..

  2015-02-17 20:29

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  Smooth af

  If you have the special dialogue for females, you can it for free!

  2015-01-26 23:03

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  All life must end.

  "At long last.. No king rules forever, my son."

  2015-01-17 10:55

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  ...

  You have the right idea!

  2015-01-14 13:13

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  KE

  But your mom sure can.

  2015-01-02 12:29

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  My life is Al Capone

  My parents refused to get me anything for Christmas because of the girl I date.. My family is amazing

  2014-12-25 15:51

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  ...

  Planet Fatness and New Year's resolutions go more hand-in-hand than Catholic priests and altar boys.

  2014-12-10 23:07

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  Wise words...

  Said every Hitler ever.

  2014-12-10 13:33

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  .

  Seid's lats, arms, and pecs were photoshopped to look wider in that pic.

  2014-12-06 14:31

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  I need this for reasons

  That hole is for your mouth, so you can breathe and not suffocate horribly in a head-pillow-straightjacket.

  2014-12-05 17:19

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  Hate this!!

  Hey, bro. I have a similar situation, except my mom doesn't want me to see the girl I want to be with because she's a year younger than I am (I'm almost 18.. My mom makes no sense..) If you and this girl really want to be together, just work with her to find a way to see each other. There are ways, friend!

  2014-12-05 11:56

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  Why don't you?

  I have licked my dog back, and she got mad at me and bit my face

  2014-11-29 13:06

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  title is saying hi :-)

  You misunderstand. I don't skip legs. I'm just stating my reason for why I could understand someone skipping legs. I'm personally trying to build an overall balanced physique; so I, of course, want to train my legs.

  2014-11-21 18:15

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  title is saying hi :-)

  I think it's just because it's so difficult.. For me, training legs is a different ball game; I'd much rather train something I can get a mind-blowing pump in. Just don't get that from legs.

  2014-11-21 13:25

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  Snakes Are Animals Too

  Well, I like your mom, so I must be an animal lover.. KILL 'EM!

  2014-11-21 13:04

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  Hi....

  I live in southern Alabama. This is what basically everyone wears, except me.. Fuck you, Alabama, and your rednecks!

  2014-11-19 14:57

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  difference between hot and terrorist

  That's really nice of you!

  2014-11-18 12:41

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  I can't think a title

  That dude is Jordan Levine, a gay porn star for Randy Blue. My mom is a big fan of his.. So there you go, for anyone interested

  2014-11-12 14:28

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  I'm definitely going there

  I bet they have fantastic "service."

  2014-11-01 11:19

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  Swampert

  Congratulations, friend!

  2014-10-30 13:23

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  WOW (no pun intended)

  I'll upvote you! I was originally Horde back in the day! FOR THE HORDE!!

  2014-10-27 23:44

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  WOW (no pun intended)

  Makes me happy that my fellow Memedroiders play Warcraft too! I hope I see you guys in WoD!

  2014-10-27 21:03

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  Everything's dark

  I never had the chance to go see it. Is it as good as everyone says?

  2014-10-23 20:21

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  Nice to know...

  My grandfather used to write me letters often, and I always took them for granted.. He passed away this past year, and this just makes me wish he could still write me one more I'm sorry

  2014-10-17 00:29

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  do you even lift bro

  Never skip arm day. (Leg day either)

  2014-10-16 22:53

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  Tricky.

  So when they tell us dogs go to Heaven, does God tell the Asians the same thing about doggy bacon?

  2014-10-12 15:50

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  you don't know my story

  It sucks that some kids actually act like this nowadays.. They lose that childhood innocence so quickly

  2014-10-11 14:21

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  Bears

  I don't know why we got downvoted to hell but maybe he did

  2014-10-10 11:28

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  Bears

  Just prefer to avoid people being misinformed.

  2014-10-10 00:58

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  Bears

  I'm currently bulking as well, and I don't know where you got the idea that it's easier to put on lean muscle mass when you have "extra" body fat. The leaner you are starting a bulk, the better. Once you hit, say 15% body fat, it actually just becomes easier to put on fat. Don't mean to sound overly correcting

  2014-10-10 00:58

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  correct use of facebook likes

  Riley Reid

  2014-10-08 07:14

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  Buns of steel....I would steal those buns....I'm a dude

  It's all good

  2014-10-07 12:44

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  LOZ Death Mountain is Real!

  Well.. It's not like it isn't true

  2014-10-06 23:24

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  my dash is always fucked up

  Tweety been hittin' that blunt too hard

  2014-10-04 01:05

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  get your protein up!!!

  What supplements do I use? Creatine pre-workout, Whey Protein post-workout, and pussy before bed

  2014-10-02 22:08

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  .

  Kai is definitely my favorite of the two. It's a shame what happened this year at the Olympia.. Phil had a distended gut like nobody's business. If Kai hadn't reacted the way he did, he would've won.

  2014-10-01 00:12

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  lol

  Bill Burr's podcast is pretty fucking awesome too! You guys should check it out

  2014-09-27 00:52

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  Wasn't a leg day if you can barely walk.

  Walking upstairs is a bitch.. And walking downstairs is a bitch..

  2014-09-27 00:46

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  Ain't that right by Thad

  This is a thing? Well, if I ever need to fuck myself up, I just found a 100% full-proof method.

  2014-09-18 13:35

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  domino's pizza

  In my opinion, Domino's really does have one of the best pizzas. I don't always eat pizza, but when I do, I prefer Domino's.

  2014-09-04 21:00

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  Go on a date with me

  Lazar and several other aesthetic figures advertise themselves as "natty," but they're definitely not. To maintain the low body fat percentage they have, on top of the usually immense amount of muscle mass they have year-round is damn near impossibru

  2014-08-26 22:55

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  ummm what

  What if this kid was just legitimately skinning a dead rabbit? There's nothing wrong with that, guys.. If the thing was alive, then I understand.

  2014-08-21 00:49

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  boing

  Debates.. This is the internet. ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY HAVE DEBATES IN WHICH THE OTHER PARTY TAKES AWAY A VALUABLE LESSON.

  2014-08-21 00:35

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  ummm what

  Whoah, bro. Calm down. It's just a rabbit.

  2014-08-21 00:33

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  there are still good people

  You're lucky.. Oh well, I get out at 11:00, so it's not too bad

  2014-08-14 16:30

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  there are still good people

  Mine started Tuesday..

  2014-08-14 06:28

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  there are still good people

  Makin' me cry in class.. Shiiiiiit

  2014-08-13 09:34

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  pew pew pew. bananas!

  Banana clips ftw

  2014-08-13 09:33

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  so true

  Good luck, my friend!

  2014-08-12 03:47

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  so true

  Dunno if you wanted it, but there's some advice

  2014-08-11 03:12

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  so true

  I was with a girl, and her parents were the exact same way. Sadly, things didn't work out as well for me, but if this is girl means a lot to you then you need to do what you can to talk to her. Let her know she can't let her parents guilt her that way and that they can't control her life!

  2014-08-11 03:11

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  so true

  @Hervess Chances are her parents are already very controlling of her life, and they want to maintain that control.. You have to assess whether or not she really cares about you, because if she does, she won't care what they think.

  2014-08-11 03:09

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  Actual relationship

  Eh, karma doesn't exist, but I know that making others happy makes me truly happy. Seeing a genuine smile on someone's face makes it all worth it

  2014-08-09 13:29

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  spidey to the rescue

  Wut

  2014-08-08 12:30

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  Please dont use me only for sex

  Lol that is me he has my name and short like me.. THEREFORE, HE IS ME!

  2014-08-06 07:18

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  Life in a nutshell...

  Or it could be that the book has more information in it

  2014-07-17 05:09

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  some people are so dumb

  I only do that when they look like they're straight outta Compton..

  2014-07-17 05:08

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  I would crap myself

  Demon baby!

  2014-07-17 05:01

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  lol

  High estrogen is a nightmare.. You want to cry for no reason, and you.. Feel all of these emotions.. You feel EVERYTHING!

  2014-07-17 04:56

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  no words. :3

  I wonder if he does his own make up

  2014-07-17 04:52

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  .

  Do you even deadlift?

  2014-07-16 04:42

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  Haha

  Just let me slide right in there, miss..

  2014-07-10 04:47

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  Timber

  Such elegance

  2014-07-07 05:19

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  taxi rides

  @Useemmad He is.

  2014-06-15 22:45

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  taxi rides

  ^^ You are clearly very misinformed.

  2014-06-15 15:23

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  seems legit

  You wouldn't grow a car

  2014-06-12 15:57

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  all of them

  ^^^ Yeah!!

  2014-05-31 14:22

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  all of them

  A friend of mine got hit so hard in the dick a few days ago that he almost passed out and DID throw up

  2014-05-31 07:08

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  At least she didn't say beaver lol

  ^ She knows what's up

  2014-05-30 04:17

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  title feels out of shape

  There really is no way to tell if he had the added boost of steroids, or maybe even Testosterone; however, I'd say this sort of physique is definitely achievable with the correct dieting methods and dedication. Not much difference in muscle mass between pictures, but a gigantic difference in the amount of body fat he has

  2014-05-28 04:53

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  harharhar

  Such incredible form on those curls..

  2014-05-28 04:41

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  it broke...7073343507

  This really made me smile

  2014-05-28 04:38

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  Title is still in need of bacon :(

  ^^ SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THE STRUGGLE!

  2014-05-26 16:02

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  Thats 1 Smooth Orangutan

  Why the.. LONG FACE?!

  2014-05-26 12:23

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  wut?

  Would it be too weird of me to say try sticking your dick in it?

  2014-05-26 12:18

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  Surfing

  Those eyes scare the shit outta me

  2014-05-26 11:18

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  I can see myself doing that job!

  Mirror mirror in the stall, who took the biggest dump of all?

  2014-05-26 11:17

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  Title is still in need of bacon :(

  Who has time to kill themselves? I'm too busy trying to still get Heroic SoO geared

  2014-05-26 11:13

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  .

  One waffle cone please

  2014-05-25 23:38

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  hmhm.

  SIR. PLEASE. YOUR SYNTHOL IS GETTING ON MY PANTS!

  2014-05-25 21:29

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  He tried

  THESE gingers are hot. I know several ginger girls, and they all look like they had their faces beat in with metal poles

  2014-05-25 18:44

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  yep

  I feel bad for the car simply because I hate to see a nice car messed with in any way, but you shouldn't be parking like an asshole. Period.

  2014-05-25 15:52

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  The Right Moment

  Hey, baby. You like carrots?

  2014-05-25 15:13

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  cmon guys

  Anyone else notice the title? "Cmon guys" or... CUM ON GUYS!!

  2014-05-25 02:52

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  jesus christ...

  A good majority of my school is comprised of MLP fans.. And I hate them all..

  2014-05-22 10:49

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