KillMachine35

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KillMachine35 | 2016-04-26 21:30

I'm a narwhal for you Mr.Trump~

75% 1598

KillMachine35 | 2016-04-20 23:00

top kek comedy gold

79% 1608

KillMachine35 | 2016-04-18 22:00

Every anime boy's fear.The "about to die" anime mom haircut.

57% 1661

KillMachine35 | 2016-04-17 06:00

Fist me daddy Lucifer :^)

82% 1496

KillMachine35 | 2016-04-05 07:30

Someone please kill this fucking bitch or kill me instead pls

75% 1444

KillMachine35 | 2016-03-28 05:00

:^)

76% 1573

KillMachine35 | 2016-03-27 09:00

This dude is fucking kek material

77% 1649

KillMachine35 | 2016-03-18 00:00

lenny lenny.

79% 1936

KillMachine35 | 2016-03-16 05:30

ｗｈｙ are people doing this

78% 1627

KillMachine35 | 2016-03-15 14:00

Aliens,please,take me away from this planet

60% 1524

KillMachine35 | 2016-03-14 21:00

in a nutshell

80% 1767

KillMachine35 | 2016-03-08 20:00

Quality 4chan keks

79% 1987

KillMachine35 | 2016-03-04 15:30

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

78% 1692

KillMachine35 | 2016-03-02 20:30

RIP IN PEPERONIS

75% 1494

KillMachine35 | 2016-02-25 18:00

My body is ready.

75% 1703

KillMachine35 | 2016-02-23 06:00

A I R A L I N　:D

81% 1685

KillMachine35 | 2016-02-23 05:30

Shieeet nigga

80% 1577

KillMachine35 | 2016-02-08 20:00

Genwunners,the Pokemon staff thinks your plea is foolish.

85% 2064

KillMachine35 | 2016-02-03 19:00

Cringe level: Wake me up inside

68% 1654

KillMachine35 | 2016-02-03 11:00

Japanese Taric is 145% gayer than the original.

63% 1529

Latest comments

Girls.
You likely mean "Dòng zhù! Bùxǔ zǒu!"

2016-10-05 19:28
+68
I like trains.
Lol I am still pretty much everywhere,I comment every day.

2016-04-26 20:19
+7
Go fuck yourself
They often do,memedroid is only vilifying tumblr a bit much in my eyes. I am so done,I can't even

2016-04-26 20:14
+35
Dick jokes
Jinx has really changed,hasn't she.Where are her guns though?

2016-04-26 20:12
+11
I like trains.
topkek

2016-04-26 17:43
+2
love in 1 meme
Did you mean: Caitlyn Jenner ?

2016-04-25 14:06
+5
Finish the lyric!: Death is like the wind __________
Or you could eat my shit,see if that's still generic enough for you. I don't use tumblr mate.Try harder.

2016-04-25 13:00
-3
Finish the lyric!: Death is like the wind __________
I don't know if I want to kick you in the groin or hug you for that joke so I'll likely go for both.

2016-04-25 10:20
+3
Finish the lyric!: Death is like the wind __________
Sorye ge ton * (Ancient Ionian dialect)

2016-04-25 10:15
+1
Ohhh no...
"oh no"

2016-04-25 06:14
+19
The future of captcha
That's fucking metal.

2016-04-25 03:13
+40
Oh.
He went from "Alphonse" to "Rapey" real quick

2016-04-25 02:14
+48
~•~
Why are y'all niggas replying to my comment with random shit,fuck y'all

2016-04-25 01:53
+6
~•~
I am jealous of the fact Asian have super straight hair,while mine look like a shaggy Nord's.

2016-04-25 01:52
+3
True!
But does that mean you should hate teachers?No,it just means you should become the new Zodiac killer bro.

2016-04-25 01:51
+3
True!
I bet OP is a spoiled teenager in high-school unaware of his/her own privilege of getting an education.

2016-04-25 00:31
+11
~•~
Me:"Fuck you're hot" Her:"I'm a guy though" Me:"Ah shit mate you got me good lmao guess I'm gay now huh"

2016-04-25 00:27
+23
Moderators
Actually,I'm really surprised that you couldn't make out that I wasn't being serious.And if I'm 12 years of age,that means you just got tricked by a kid.How saddening.

2016-04-25 00:24
+1
~•~

2016-04-25 00:01
-6
.......
This post is older than the Roman empire.

2016-04-24 20:35
+12
Moderators
You must be atrociously crippled by retardation to take that shitty bait.

2016-04-24 20:33
+24
Moderators
FUCK U OP I DOWNVOTED THIS INTO MODERATION look at me ppl I moderate,im such a special snowflake :^)

2016-04-24 20:12
-8
Finish the lyric!: Death is like the wind __________
HASAKI HASAKI HASAKI HASAKI HASAKI HASAKI HASAKI HASAKI HASAKI HASAKI HASAKI HASAKI HASAKI HASAKI HASAKI HASAKI HASAKI HASAKI HASAKI HASAKI HASAKI HASAKI HASAKI HASAKI HASAKI HASAKI HASAKI HASAKI HASAKI HASAKI HASAKI HASAKI 　　　　　

2016-04-24 20:10
+22
Oscar?
your were

2016-04-24 14:19
+10
7/11 was an accident, 9/11 was a documentary
Because fuck you

2016-04-24 14:18
+11
He deserved it
How is that stupid?This man is a role model.

2016-04-24 14:17
+17
Ery lol playa
It's normal.Are you unranked?Everyone will shit on you.Are you Diamond?Please notice me oh based god my name is bias

2016-04-23 20:53
+2
Ery lol playa
That's more like it *The enemy team has slain Baron Nashor!* "Welp fuck this,time to drink bleach "

2016-04-23 20:51
-3
Ery lol playa
Incorrect.Tilting is common to any game,how you behave when you're tilted is up to you.If you act like a toxic shitter,it's not any games fault.That's like saying it's the knife that stabbed someone,not the dude.

2016-04-23 20:49
-5
Ery lol playa
Since I care,this man is thus now asking you to post more here.Do it OP.Don't be a fag :^)

2016-04-23 20:46
+1
lol
That joke was already made plenty of times,it isn't funnier on a piece of old art.

2016-04-23 01:50
+4
All the AC
Mine is Anal Cumming.

2016-04-23 01:49
+73
Tonald drump
Thanks for bringing the actual speech.Those retards above will keep arguing but none of them would look it up.

2016-04-23 01:34
+8
I fuck wit chu
Screenshotted lmfao

2016-04-22 06:47
+10
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
>take 1 farm as support by accident >"fuck you fuking troll i afk"

2016-04-22 04:55
+4
4th comment is a mac
this is so edgy and I love it

2016-04-22 04:50
+1
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
This is not the subject sir,please,go away.We have fun here.

2016-04-22 01:06
+40
Soup
→Pull the lever halfway MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING

2016-04-21 21:15
+34
Lol
Tbh what I like is that they will increase the leash distance for Tibbers,meaning you can send him on journeys,and that he won't vanish when you die,but instead get pissed.How many times have you died after popping the ult,your foe surviving with 1% HP :^)

2016-04-21 20:17
0
Die
Why not both lmfao

2016-04-21 16:59
+4
Lol
He's gonna get Olaf'd.Like Poppy.RIP you fabulous gem lover

2016-04-21 16:56
+3
Lol
Nah,they'll just nerf Poppy again. Volibear has a 53.8% winrate?Let's nerf Poppy.

2016-04-21 06:57
+3
top kek comedy gold

2016-04-21 06:51
+7
2 weeks!
Bucky: "Don't do anything stupid" Steve: "Allahu Akbar"

2016-04-20 22:02
+15
I'm blind this time
I'd easily bet this meme was made by a child in high school unaware of his privilege to be educated.

2016-04-20 21:38
-1
I'm blind this time
Top kek true newfags thinking it used to be all sunshine 'n rainbows The old memedroid was a pile of steaming shit,but you can't polish a turd to get something better.

2016-04-20 21:37
-2
Bronie
What.

2016-04-20 21:26
+5
Bronie
??? ???

2016-04-20 21:24
+1
Yes [sweet jesus]
One slice is enough of a meal.College life you fucks.

2016-04-20 06:42
+7
Excuse me!
Mr.Repost is a bundle of sticks.

2016-04-20 06:40
-8
Yandere Queen
Not really.Knowing Yuno she'd probably kill you and a lot of others while saying "Yukki" 58 times.God,she isn't such a slut.

2016-04-20 06:36
+15
Yandere Queen
Mirai* as in Future.

2016-04-20 06:34
+5
He-Man vs Overlord
shhhhhhhhh it's 100% sexy if you don't think about the dead shhh

2016-04-20 06:30
+5
He-Man vs Overlord
she has a boob plate made of people's necklaces

2016-04-20 05:41
+11
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)™
And that,doctor,is how I found out I was bisexual.

2016-04-19 01:58
+3
France is of colonialiste scum
I am french and I am triggered wah wah Paris attacks wah

2016-04-18 20:06
+2
New trilogy just confirmed
ABSENCE OF GOD

2016-04-18 15:47
+4
....
My reaction to this meme: 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Allahu Akbar

2016-04-18 07:33
+3
kcco
That meme choice was really not fitting. 2/10 would fuck a ballerina again. ( ͡٥ ͜ʖ ͡٥)

2016-04-18 03:06
+26
Fist me daddy Lucifer :^)
send it to me on a VHS boy

2016-04-17 20:20
+1
Still have it in my saved pic folder,what a shameful repost

2016-04-17 08:30
+8
Fist me daddy Lucifer :^)
It does.Look it up.

2016-04-17 08:26
+5
I fucking hate all of you
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2016-04-16 23:06
-2
Nailed it
are you one of those emo kids that put spikes everywhere cause that makes my manhood shiver ~( ͡٥ ͜ʖ ͡٥)~

2016-04-16 22:35
+9
I fucking hate all of you
( ͡°٥ ͜ʖ ͡°٥) pls am cri u cyberbuli

2016-04-16 22:33
+5
I fucking hate all of you
I'm sorry for the STDs OP,I did not mean it!Don't hate me!

2016-04-16 22:28
+5
I fucking hate all of you
Pour* A pore is what keeps your skin breathing.

2016-04-16 22:27
+20
Nailed it
not the pooper sweet lord have mercy

2016-04-16 22:26
+8
First comment has a tiny weiner
Holy shit bro that escalation gg though ya got me there champ you got all my XD's and keks

2016-04-16 22:20
+7
Nailed it
lol u wild tho wyd ♥♥♥

2016-04-16 22:11
+7
ME!
۶

2016-04-16 22:06
-1
Nailed it
o boi :^)

2016-04-16 22:02
+29
It looks amazing! I can't wait.
So relatable omgggggggg *spams emojis*

2016-04-16 21:52
+26
Funny stuff lol
nigga just swipe

2016-04-16 08:48
-4
Funny stuff lol
Send porn first,think after.I'm a porntimist.

2016-04-16 08:47
-5
Funny stuff lol
Inb4 people actually dying fron cancer reading that and thinking you're a little fuck.

2016-04-16 08:45
-11
Funny stuff lol
No one wants to know your hobbies.

2016-04-16 08:43
+20
Funny stuff lol
It depends on the porn at hand,pretty sure it's more though,she is so tiny the guy would kill her

2016-04-16 08:42
+1
Why

2016-04-16 08:37
+3
AT&T
T'was sarcasm,m'lud.

2016-04-15 00:55
+12
ばか
　　　馬鹿、do you even kanji?

2016-04-14 20:45
-1
master finebrothers
Roses are red, Violets are blue Omae wa mou Shindeiru

2016-04-14 20:42
+4
AT&T
I Love People That Capitalize Every First Letter Of Every Word They Write.

2016-04-14 20:19
+7
Hmm like who are you and what do you want
Fruris*

2016-04-13 23:01
+2
I've never watched this show
Can confirm,I'm an anime and I do this too

2016-04-12 23:56
+16
Never played league of legends! How is it?
The lore is fucking awesome,the characters are super sweet. (Poppy is bae) Leeeet's just leave it at that,you don't want to know what's hidden behind this happy facade.

2016-04-11 23:29
-3
He shoots
Fat inklings

2016-04-11 09:41
+1
when moms not home
Hardcore 11 years olds.

2016-04-09 11:34
+34
Why does everyone think I'm a feminazi?
Exactly my thoughts. ☞☞

2016-04-08 22:44
0
shut up and take my money!!!!
I believe this is against the law in most countries

2016-04-08 22:40
+8
Sosig = hapynes
This should be a new meme,like,whenever someone asks what you like,answer with "Sosig"

2016-04-08 22:38
+47
Can you feel it now Mr Krabs
This is rather evil,yet quite enjoyable.

2016-04-08 17:04
+55
Dats ebola
Vote Ebola-chan for president and she may spare your life

2016-04-08 10:20
+2
looks can be deceiving
10?As in 10/10 or 10 years old?

2016-04-08 10:14
+3
League of Lezzoh!
Ey,looks like we've seen the same porn I remember that you can also see every other Yordle girls there,fucking gold

2016-04-07 23:28
-1
.
what

2016-04-07 23:22
+3
Furrys r gey
:3 XD OwO

2016-04-07 23:17
+1
Furrys r gey
Given what I know about the fandom,the chances that either of those have had sex in a while are nearly inexistant.

2016-04-07 23:16
+2
Furrys r gey
I am furrie pls kill me heheh so funi

2016-04-07 23:14
-3
Why does everyone think I'm a feminazi?
She is indeed cute,maybe a little too much about the collar,but she looks okay.

2016-04-07 23:10
+2

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