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  Guy escapes prison... in a bag. Straight outta fiction

  He tried, but then his neighbor died and so he got into the neighbors funeral shroud and was thrown into the ocean where he then swam to freedom. Fucking legend

  1d

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  She's gonna learn today

  Could also be her first attempt at disassembling 2 chairs

  2025-07-05 10:05

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  mac and cheese castle build craze

  If it needs to be normalized, it's not normal

  2025-06-25 12:03

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  that one legendary glass you only saw at grandma’s shop

  Why dont you have a thumb?

  2025-06-25 11:37

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  Time-traveling physicists save Archimedes and spook Einstein

  I just found out that Einstein was a real person...all this time, I thought he was a theoretical physicist

  2025-06-22 00:07

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  CLASSIC

  TACO = Trump Always Chickens Out. Whenever he threatens tariffs, the stock market tanks, Trump chickens out and offers a "delay", the stock market shoots up, so the graph looks like a taco. It's literally called the "taco trade" on Wall Street.

  2025-05-31 11:52

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  was filming a tiger but this donkey stole the spotlight

  That'll do, donkey, that'll do

  2025-05-23 01:24

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  Drives me crazy

  Supposably

  2025-05-11 10:09

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  Florida reporter raw dogging a hurricane with a condom mic

  The most Florida thing would involve meth and alligators but this ain't bad!

  2025-04-30 17:41

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  My car runs on horse meds

  WTF? The USA produces more oil than Saudi Arabia. This is a fact.

  2025-04-08 16:04

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  Young Sportacus

  Still a better routine than Raygun

  2025-03-18 15:23

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  Marvel movies are not what they used to

  Black Widow was released on Disney +, not on the big screen, so, this Captain America movie is barely beating a direct to streaming movie

  2025-03-18 14:50

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  Eggsplosion

  This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 dollars (at current egg prices)

  2025-03-18 14:48

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  American Airlines fire meme

  Boeing, isn't enough enough?

  2025-03-14 14:05

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  https://thetrek.co/a-german-thru-hiker-has-been-detained-...

  It means a long distance hiker. For example, hiking the entire Appalachian Trail over a period of a few months instead of just a section of it on a weekend or something.

  2025-03-13 01:51

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  Toyota Cybertruck

  Cyber-trans

  2025-02-24 14:58

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  Tick-tock

  Sorry, but the investigators were all fired by DOGE, so.....you're just going to have to keep waiting for this one. #fedskeepitquiet

  2025-02-24 14:55

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  Unsatisfactory performance

  Tell me you are a DOGE victim without telling me you are a DOGE victim

  2025-02-24 11:07

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  If AI becomes sentient

  Tell me that's a Bluetooth hose

  2025-02-21 14:43

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  A clean meme (for a change)

  Just an Ent, looking for the Entwives. Cut my man some slack

  2025-02-19 21:40

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  you paid for your own brainwashing. Ey alexboi2006, wanna...

  Thomson Reuters Special Services is not a news agency, they are a defense contractor. They share the same parent company as Reuters News Agency, but they are not the same. It's kind of like how GE makes light bulbs and jet engines.

  2025-02-13 22:39

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  she's not a fighter

  When Karen asks for the manager and the manager comes out in no mood for Karen's shit

  2025-02-10 09:40

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  Help me

  Credit it card?

  2025-02-03 15:36

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  Oy vey

  Why is the final source "US Government Consensus" instead of "United States Census"? There's a difference between a concensus and a census, and I think there's a concensus of opinion about that...

  2025-01-30 10:04

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  y tho

  there

  2025-01-16 22:55

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  Luggage is full of crabs

  I think that's New Orleans airport, so maybe they just swam in from the gulf?

  2025-01-04 00:22

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  2025 is gonna be lit

  Why...why is there a box of chicken stock on the table?

  2025-01-02 16:39

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  Merry Christmas!

  Oh God I hope that's not a hostage

  2024-12-24 19:24

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  name one

  Ocean Pacific

  2024-12-22 18:28

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  As a parent, I get this now

  Double points for that one

  2024-12-15 00:06

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  What?

  Florida wants instructions

  2024-12-08 17:04

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  When you have a kid

  Mr. Bond, surely you must realize that there is nothing you can do to stop me.

  2024-11-28 16:21

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  why

  Rhe

  2024-11-05 16:01

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  Then give them back they're expensive

  Plus, once you've judged OP, you are now a mile away and you have his shoes!

  2024-10-28 14:10

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  Funny Columbus day meme 2024

  Historical correct

  2024-10-07 23:53

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  No title

  How many ways can you misspell 'government'?

  2024-10-04 19:12

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  No title

  Godzilla has a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

  2024-10-04 19:11

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  Relatable ?

  You need meth and hookers to reach peak Florida, but I gotta say this is pretty close

  2024-10-02 15:38

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  Handicapped parking only

  Lord of the Ring Is that the one where if you watch a video of Sauron you die in 7 days?

  2024-10-02 15:36

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  ohio

  Your

  2024-09-17 13:06

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  "Were engine?"

  That's the transmission light

  2024-09-13 10:45

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  ye

  Your

  2024-09-06 15:44

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  Humpty Dumpty

  It's already public. The SPAC merger already happened, which is why DJT trades on public markets

  2024-08-30 18:45

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  Humpty Dumpty

  Dude, the S&P 500 is pretty close to its all time high today, 5,624 now vs high of 5699. The stock market is not the economy, but GDP is also up over the last 4 years from $19.7T in 2020 to $21.8T now (using constant 2015 dollars to account for inflation).

  2024-08-30 10:25

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  Oopssie

  #notforkliftcertified

  2024-08-26 14:22

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  When Your Code Has Stage Fright!

  Kubernetes

  2024-08-17 01:52

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  Probably, I think it's a matter of maturing

  I learned BASIC in school....

  2024-08-13 12:19

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  Probably, I think it's a matter of maturing

  But taxes change every year, so if you learn it in school, by the time you have to fill out a tax return (probably after college) your knowledge would be out of date.

  2024-08-13 10:49

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  And Rohan will answer

  No, this is Patrick

  2024-08-08 08:25

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  Mentally ill meme

  Two disorder

  2024-08-07 12:55

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  RIP

  It's called the Yen carry trade, and it is often a trigger for global market meltdowns. Hedge funds borrow cheap Yen and then use that to make investments. If the Yen gets more expensive, they have to pay it back, so they sell those investments fast.

  2024-08-05 10:42

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  Title

  That's why I put "etc." Didn't want to list ALL the countries in Europe. Poland had about 3M, and Russia another 2.5M. And don't forget, the Nazis did invade and occupy large swaths of Russia in 1941-1942.

  2024-08-04 12:47

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  Title

  Shlalom!

  2024-08-04 09:42

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  Title

  6m includes Jews killed in Poland, France, the Netherlands, Austria, Hungary, etc.

  2024-08-04 01:50

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  If you had to...

  Man, I was thinking I could expand it with Tayor Rust, but that could be a bridge too far

  2024-07-27 12:28

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  The fun(d) uncle

  Combs

  2024-07-27 12:21

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  Obviously not mine

  Because that first picture was during Covid lockdowns and nobody was driving, so the price came down from the slightly over $3/gallon in Jan 2020

  2024-07-25 01:08

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  flower

  I think she got the seed though

  2024-07-21 16:09

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  My friend just quit his job

  Import pandas as np Import numpy as pd Sit back and watch the world burn

  2024-07-20 00:33

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  ah shit

  Looks like they just can't handle the Neutron style

  2024-07-13 17:20

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  Fuuuuuuuuu

  Hey man, whatever works for you, works for you. Me, I have to have them, especially for steady state cardio, but anything dynamic I take them out before they just fall out

  2024-07-09 13:04

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  rage

  Slow internet is like having sex, but you can only put it in once

  2024-06-30 16:41

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  infuriating

  https://youtu.be/CDeG4S-mJts?si=buYAFv1UeS-S0WnO NSFW, but worth it

  2024-06-30 16:40

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  yeah

  What the cinnamon toast fuck is this?

  2024-06-16 20:49

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  Main character meme

  Serie

  2024-06-16 00:31

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  IP

  It a Man In The Middle (MITM) attack - a hacker sets up a fake wifi network, then sees all your traffic over it, like passwords. This IP address can be a giveaway of that kind of hack

  2024-06-15 01:33

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  Wife material

  "That still only counts as one!" - Gimli

  2024-06-12 10:19

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  If it works, don't touch it!

  Roll back the last commit But seriously, this is more like reality https://youtu.be/CDeG4S-mJts?si=reM8PnjiOJvBfxhv

  2024-06-11 16:02

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  If it works, don't touch it!

  I hope your code is in git...

  2024-06-11 11:15

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  It's delicious

  Make sausage out of it. It's easy to overcook venison steak.

  2024-06-04 18:57

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  Whisky vs. whiskey

  As far as I concern

  2024-06-03 13:43

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  Freesolo Climbers

  Yosemite National Park

  2024-06-01 22:54

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  Reeeee!!!

  sudo apt-get update && sudo apt-get upgrade Oh, you're on RHEL? And your support contract is up? Too bad

  2024-05-24 00:22

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  You know

  It is his fault he didn't lock the garage

  2024-05-10 12:53

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  Alfred wisdom

  Or read the books...

  2024-04-19 14:34

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  Be sharky

  Terry! Is the diver my gift this week?

  2024-04-19 11:17

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  Military urinals

  And Marine stands for My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment

  2024-04-02 22:13

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  You, my dear memedroiders

  Nurones

  2024-03-31 10:22

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  A few of us get it. If you don't, please just move on.

  They could be caused by dirty data

  2024-03-30 00:40

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  if alien could see earth they’d be watching dinosaurs r...

  Nice use of the Interstellar theme

  2024-03-25 19:42

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  *Scotland brave plays in the background*

  They're Scots, ye jakey Irish numpty

  2024-03-19 01:04

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  A new report commissioned by the US State Department warn...

  The problem isn't that AI will become conscious and decide humans are the enemy, the risk is that it becomes superintelligent and it's goals no longer align with humanity's. AI will try to achieve its goals, and if humanity gets in the way....

  2024-03-15 13:40

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  AI meme

  No, Petrov was an air defense operator. His satellite warning system showed 5 inbound missiles, but he thought "its unlikely that there would be only 5" so he reported it as a false alarm. Arkhipov was on the submarine during the Cuban Missile Crisis.

  2024-03-13 17:36

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  Error at unknown source

  But then you see that you had log4j...

  2024-03-12 22:13

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  I love this show

  "Good Omens" on Amazon Prime

  2024-02-29 15:37

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  Barkky dipping

  It's an Ent, looking for the Entwives. Cut my man some slack

  2024-02-22 00:02

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  Programmer repellant: ask for reviews

  That's why we have git push -f origin master

  2024-02-20 10:38

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  He was paralyzed by his own breath

  So 412 is the limit, is that what you're saying?

  2024-02-12 08:59

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  Boars are dangerous to people and crops

  They dig under fences

  2024-02-09 13:17

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  Boars are dangerous to people and crops

  The semi-auto 12 guage with slugs works really well. You get fewer rounds, but after you drop the first couple of hogs, the rest scatter because of the noise. But no matter what, the little fu%&ers always come back!

  2024-02-09 11:56

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  Expensive keyboards

  thing

  2024-02-05 12:16

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  Not a bad time to remember this

  Somebody with a PhD wouldn't say "I work in cancer biology" they'd say "I work in oncology". And what Marine says "I work in the Marine Corps"? They would say "I'm a Marine!" .....then they would eat a crayon

  2024-01-25 17:02

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  dont be that guy, grow up

  losed

  2024-01-15 14:26

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  Bonzaibuddy

  Trinity actually used nmap

  2023-12-30 13:59

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  Celebrity Babies

  So....two men CAN have a baby, is that what you're saying? But yeah, I can see it

  2023-12-13 22:30

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  Integrated Development Environment (IDE) indicating that ...

  Programmer humor

  2023-12-03 17:59

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  Gen X meme

  Well, you know, that's just like, your opinion, man

  2023-11-30 14:46

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  Data analysis is not racism

  "If you torture the data long enough, it will confess to anything." - Ronald Coase

  2023-11-29 13:22

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  Data analysis is not racism

  analisys

  2023-11-29 11:35

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  Filthy pocketses

  String or nothing

  2023-11-22 02:06

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