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  title

  I thought it said "Jewish parents..." at first

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  Keep a close count

  That man's limit was 412. I'm sure *you* could eat more tho

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  Thomas Brothers Guides

  It's spreading outward, isn't it

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  Basic functionality

  Every time I go into moderation I upvote everything.

  10h

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  Bravo South Korea

  THIS IS HUGE!!! not really

  11h

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  Preach

  Ah yes, steal money from one group of people and the shit bought with it is 'free' for another group of people.

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  Preach

  Ah yes, take money from one group of people and the shit bought with it is 'free' for another group of people.

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  Fully dressed. Social battery dead.

  That's a shame. Why?

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  Check yourself

  And guys smell naturally like paco raban. I'm 14 and this is :derp:

  2026-09-23 22:21

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  Check yourself

  And guys smell naturally like Paco raban. I'm 14 and this is derp

  2026-09-23 22:20

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  The government needs to be far smaller

  The government is A #1 at authorizing, deputizing, and arming itself. Nobody else even comes close.

  2026-09-23 22:11

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  Cheerio

  Every time I search for a file i have to change the view and sort. Every fucking time. FUCK YOU MICROSOFT. No way our IT will allow 3rd party file managers. No way

  2026-09-23 22:04

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  a ton

  Tbh, I wanted too get stuck on the weird cup handle. Or the giant pot on the stove illusion. But rather than teach the AI... I'd just call her a whore.

  2026-09-23 22:01

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  Society without the gays

  Mia cupla Touche

  2026-09-23 19:46

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  The left loves violence

  This is pretty much the intended outcome of every leftist do good effort. It has to be. No way it's a coincidence.

  2026-09-23 19:44

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  Do Not Resell

  For 40 years it's been a family joke...who bought that Springsteen 45 that mysteriously appeared in the record collection? We all accused each other.

  2026-09-23 19:40

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  woof woof

  Boot to the head

  2026-09-23 12:05

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  New game show

  Starbucks is terrible

  2026-09-23 10:56

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  Erectricitian

  No you didn't

  2026-09-23 10:55

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  Worst time to smile

  That's how you fool them. Smile and look away

  2026-09-23 10:54

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  a ton

  Why does she dye her hair blonde? Whore

  2026-09-23 10:53

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  only happens in a galaxy far far away

  Gay

  2026-09-23 10:48

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  must've been really *hard* to cope

  Crying on someone's shoulder.

  2026-09-23 10:48

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  We are from the government, we are here to help

  Comply or :die:

  2026-09-23 10:46

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  Let's lasso forward on that pitch

  Don't fear it. Embrace it

  2026-09-22 17:10

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  True

  She looks ai

  2026-09-22 13:19

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  Alcoholism

  Core a hole in a watermelon, upend the bottle into it, cool for a few hours, party

  2026-09-22 13:18

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  I honestly did not think this physically possible. Leave ...

  Congrats, you're smarter than the average recruit

  2026-09-22 13:16

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  Iran so far away

  Because the mullahs deposed our handpicked leader back in the late 70s

  2026-09-21 18:12

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  Start today

  It's never too late to be a serial killer

  2026-09-21 18:10

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  such a classic

  Nobody should enlist.

  2026-09-21 16:24

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  Cheerio

  They've rearranged the UI so many times it's almost impossible to find anything

  2026-09-21 10:29

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  watch

  Sounds like blasphemy to me

  2026-09-21 07:48

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  Ooof

  Healthcare is too accessible

  2026-09-21 07:42

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  Manipulating A Vote By Manipulating A Incapacitated Old M...

  I wonder why the Dems are just sitting back and letting it happen

  2026-09-21 07:30

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  Buy Guns

  Save some money for ammo

  2026-09-20 16:15

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  dongs in a place

  Gay spa retreat

  2026-09-19 14:28

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  Gluttony

  Why is there a cuck chair behind Jesus?

  2026-09-18 19:31

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  Angry upvote

  Not everyone can afford a Thomas Kinkade original, mr Richy Rich

  2026-09-18 19:30

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  Let's all laugh at Manchester United. Hahahahaha

  Soccer is a game for children and gay foreigners

  2026-09-18 11:51

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  Oh damn

  MLK Jr was an uncle tom house slave. Proove me wrong

  2026-09-18 11:43

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  It's baffling

  there's nothing 'forever' about the civil portion of the marriage contract. That's all in your head.

  2026-09-18 11:42

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  Let's all laugh at Manchester United. hahahaha

  But what about the day of the week and the same moon phase? I bet it's NEVER happened with that combination. Amazing!

  2026-09-18 11:28

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  Hahaha lol

  Still don't care

  2026-09-18 11:26

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  George Orwell's worst nightmare

  So? Get rid of it

  2026-09-18 11:00

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  Gentlemen, love your wives

  1 per 1000 is NOT a rare occurrence

  2026-09-18 08:35

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  Let's all laugh at Manchester United. Hahaha

  Soccer. Pffffft

  2026-09-18 05:17

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  Let them look

  The Gell-Mann Amnesia Effect

  2026-09-17 19:50

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  MAGA HAHA

  I can afford $4 gas and volunteers take care of foreign wars. As a campaign issue it means nothing to me

  2026-09-17 18:44

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  Guns save lives

  Nope. My gun protects me and my family. You're responsible for your own safety

  2026-09-17 17:09

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  MAGA HAHA

  Thankfully idgaf. I'll never vote Democrat again as long as I live. They're going to have to wait until I die to get my vote

  2026-09-17 17:07

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  Now we only hate some California

  Everything the left says is smoke and mirrors. It's all bullshit. Their support is evaporating

  2026-09-17 16:16

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  Don't like that

  No no no, the ppl are supposed to fight the left/right revolution, not the rulers/ruled revolution. Voting only enables you to participate in your own flensing. Withhold your assent. Sharpen your pigstickers, and think about when you will have had enough

  2026-09-17 16:14

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  Feminist Solidarity With Child Murderer

  Thanks for sticking with it

  2026-09-17 12:47

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  Humans just kept building

  Their first question is going to be "why the fuck did they start separating the garbage some time in the late 80s?" Or whenever. It's almost all still there in little segregated piles.

  2026-09-17 12:38

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  boom

  If my wife was going to die in front of me she'd have total license

  2026-09-17 12:34

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  Strait of Trump > Strait of Hormuz

  Now I can upvote it twice. Thanks

  2026-09-17 12:32

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  What an odd thing to do

  10 days?

  2026-09-17 12:31

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  No words needed.

  Anyone got 2 weeks? Do I hear 2?

  2026-09-17 12:30

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  Houthis Capture Bab al-Mandeb Strait; $5 Gas Incoming

  I upvoted because I want to spread the meme. I would love trump/the US to be pushed into a corner. Imagine the GOOD that would come with that.

  2026-09-17 12:26

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  Poor Turkey

  I give him 3 weeks or less

  2026-09-17 12:21

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  Adulting

  1. Force them to ignore their own standards using malicious compliance. 2. Use whataboutism every time they say something. 3. Now you can do it your way and be happy 4. Happy = job funner 5. Happy =more money Unless you're at Amazon or something

  2026-09-17 12:20

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  I can't unsee it

  No

  2026-09-17 05:57

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  MAGA is Now Pro-b*stiality

  Nobody steps on their own dick as readily as a Republican

  2026-09-16 20:57

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  Feminist Solidarity With Child Murderer

  only the most fucking maniacal bitch alive ...that we know of

  2026-09-16 14:53

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  Oldie

  Kwanzaa is ridiculous. I'll give descendants of slaves an 'emancipation' day if they want. As long as it's recognized that that frees white people too. All philosophy agrees that the chains that bind slaves also binds slave owners

  2026-09-16 11:06

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  When Windows Modules Installer invites itself on my system

  JFC the fact that the US isn't in revolutionary flames over this sort of crap is proof we are lost.

  2026-09-16 10:46

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  Why Is This True? ??

  Because writing (aside from outright copying) requires more than just an empty head. How can people who wander around with no internal dialogue, no logical thought process, with a sub 80 IQ ever come up with anything to write?

  2026-09-16 10:44

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  Same letters, new addiction

  Computers when they see the same 2 digits in a different order

  2026-09-16 05:06

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  a good ? for wedding ?

  With any luck there's a gbu homing device inside

  2026-09-15 18:04

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  What does it mean?

  What does it mean to YOU?

  2026-09-15 17:17

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  They love to dress up

  It's incomplete, but a good start. The dictatorial urge cuts across the whole political spectrum.

  2026-09-15 17:04

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  Lol

  And to think we used to have to go to Cuba or Tijuana for that kind of entertainment

  2026-09-15 17:01

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  What does it mean?

  Urban planners and cheap clients are why everything new looks like a shit box

  2026-09-15 16:58

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  It's not funny - it is hilarious.

  What a great idea. Thanks Tesco

  2026-09-14 18:08

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  xrockinzombiex you looked so hot in this headshot I wanna...

  Nah, he's alright. Besides, Puerto Ricans citizens.

  2026-09-14 13:10

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  Right On Time

  So gay is bad?

  2026-09-14 07:55

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  Let them look

  I taught my kids that the media rarely gets anything right. We are not the same

  2026-09-14 06:37

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  Sighs

  Liberal white women are a scourge

  2026-09-14 06:35

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  xrockinzombiex I wanna have your baby

  What'd she do?

  2026-09-14 06:33

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  cuntPost

  Whataboutism. We do what we want

  2026-09-13 14:42

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  Dongs in a liberal

  Faith in God for what?

  2026-09-13 14:40

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  The government is always the problem

  That money was spent decades ago.

  2026-09-13 11:26

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  Pinochet problems require Pinochet solutions

  That's a very expensive way of killing a commie.

  2026-09-13 11:24

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  You know what, that justifies anything. Nuclear bombs tho...

  I mean, if she could strangle them to death, she'd probably have done an incredibly shitty job raising them.

  2026-09-13 11:21

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  9 11

  Anniversary fetish

  2026-09-12 16:47

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  dongs in a fable

  Before Babel. Before the Lord confounded everyone's communication

  2026-09-12 16:42

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  Talking to a carnist

  Vegan humor sucks

  2026-09-12 16:38

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  Amen

  Yes, I see Him.

  2026-09-12 06:20

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  The hardest decisions require the strongest wills

  No, but there others we should definitely start with

  2026-09-11 13:22

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  Big Mike

  If your wife is a woman, no man will ever call her a man more than twice

  2026-09-11 13:21

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  Big Mike

  Sir, this is a Wendy's

  2026-09-11 13:18

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  for those who like cougars

  So far OPs type is hooors

  2026-09-11 13:16

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  MAGA Has an Inflation Fetish

  Most of the people I know aren't worthy of borrowing against my grandchildren. This is the wrong idea.

  2026-09-11 12:32

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  me too

  You have to be more specific. The physics of burning kerosene (and everything a kerosene fire WILL consume) is more than enough to weaken steel members already under stresses it wasn't designed for.

  2026-09-11 11:14

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  Such a larper

  Purple hair: I've aborted 7, and didn't name none of em

  2026-09-11 09:49

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  My own apartment though

  I bought my first apartment building. And I'm raising everyone's rent

  2026-09-11 07:32

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  Fake it professionally

  We don't know what he does, but he's a GREAT team player

  2026-09-11 07:31

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  More Lies From Drumpf

  Omg you're right. Your 'gottcha' is spot on. Do you know if npr has picked up this story yet? 60 Minutes? Anderson Cooper? Jon fucking Stuart?

  2026-09-11 07:29

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  Engineering degree well spent

  Like an electrical engineering student knows anything about residential wiring.

  2026-09-11 06:37

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