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  When she says she like you for your personality but...yk

  Tbh same

  2023-03-23 01:04

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  He's back baby

  Christ Air

  2022-12-25 15:05

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  Mind your surroundings....

  Be humble, bitch, sit down

  2022-12-25 04:03

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  Later..........

  *Mario ground pounds*

  2022-12-24 02:46

  +3
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  think smarter not harder

  More like it looks longer the worse you look

  2022-12-24 02:44

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  Lol

  Imagine getting a reply linking to that person's porn suggestion, like some sort of porn pen pal

  2022-12-20 04:16

  +7
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  Carlos

  Carlos my boi

  2022-12-20 04:10

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  Aww

  Heath: *licks lips* do ya wanna know...how I got these...scars???? The Gyllenhaals: Heath, you gotta stop licking our lips like this

  2022-12-14 01:57

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  Lol

  A1 son right there

  2022-12-11 04:35

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  Gotta like...argue on the internets my guy

  It's the Twitter ratio thing where you get more replies than likes/retweets. More replies mean people don't agree/wanna argue with you

  2022-12-10 23:10

  +1
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  Re re he he wee wee

  Wh...what does this even mean???

  2022-12-09 04:44

  +9
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  Nah

  Respect yourselves kings

  2022-12-07 04:20

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  Challenge accepted.

  *pisses on floor in front of toilet*

  2022-12-07 04:16

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  See

  Pacifism +15

  2022-12-06 04:21

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  Smart thinking

  Be the change you wanna see in the world (because it's very apparent no one else is gonna be that shit)

  2022-12-05 01:43

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  IYKYK

  Hollywood is weird man...

  2022-12-04 04:33

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  Drama queen...

  This ai art is getting outta hand

  2022-12-04 04:31

  +14
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  I'm still laughing

  *Jethro Tull starts playing on a beach in Jersey*

  2022-12-02 03:34

  +5
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  DDD

  So basically meat beat mania

  2022-12-02 03:24

  +7
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  DDD

  Wtf is destroy dick December?

  2022-12-02 03:21

  +5
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  okay

  Never, under any circumstances, trust HR

  2022-11-19 03:44

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  Don't leave us, we want you back!

  Quaker man still got slimmed down though

  2022-11-14 03:39

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  capri sun

  About to catch that Dyson class experience

  2022-10-17 01:15

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  true tho

  

  2022-10-05 05:16

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  Halloween is always before Christmas

  Hmmm, looks like it's just 45 mins of Jim Carrey giving the biz to Cindy Lou Who's mom after pretending to deliver them a pizza

  2022-10-04 05:32

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  Yes...

  Same

  2022-09-28 02:36

  +5
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  It must be really funny, but only he understands

  Fennec foxes are great

  2022-09-28 02:32

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  What the dog doin

  "What's in here?" - dogg, prolly

  2022-09-27 00:24

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  Canada

  **Cyberpunk 2077**

  2022-09-23 23:50

  +5
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  Conspiracy theory that you think is true

  Fuckin' got em'

  2022-09-22 23:14

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  I'll bid $20,000 over asking

  A hurricane/tornado is rubbing it's hands together behind a tree somewhere

  2022-09-21 20:41

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  Snow leopards

  Comfort comes in a variety of ways

  2022-09-20 17:55

  +1
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  What butt?

  When the ass lies like a rug

  2022-09-19 05:02

  +1
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  Passing through a lightening bolt

  The impact explosion before the actual bolt is a fucking trip

  2022-09-15 04:31

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  yum yum yum

  Jokes on you, I don't even need to be high to eat like this

  2022-09-15 04:25

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  Suez Canal is blocked, but like again

  It got blocked again, literally yesterday

  2022-09-02 03:27

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  Title

  According to Gate's ex-wife these two were basically best friends

  2022-09-01 12:36

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  find the hidden monster

  Ngl, I wanna say under the bed but I feel like this could also be a mimic situation so imma just comment instead

  2022-08-31 03:47

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  Title

  Dude who had the load of IPA cum:

  2022-08-31 03:46

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  It's catastrophic

  Shout-out to my fellow ugly people feeling as good as you look

  2022-08-30 23:40

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  Accurate

  I mean, when you're carrying Rugrats clasped onto each ankle like you're Voltron, who needs a leg press?

  2022-08-30 02:41

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  Look closely....

  *Jurassic park theme swells*

  2022-08-28 16:48

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  Men suck

  Society really does treat men as expendable which is a concept rarely, if ever, interacted with by people who claim their goal is equality/equity Check in on your boys because no one else is

  2022-08-28 15:08

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  See

  Be the hurricane of feces you always felt you could be

  2022-08-28 15:02

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  Thirsty dogs

  This is one picture of an Arizona woman away from being an actual news story

  2022-08-28 12:32

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  Over attentional waiter

  Honestly, I'd put the people being dicks at the back of my table rotation and get to the more patient and considerate tables first; they're more likely to tip you better and they're usually not a nuisance to interact with like highly demanding tables.

  2022-08-28 12:26

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  Old McDonald had an electrician

  *Marcia Griffiths "electric boogie" starts playing*

  2022-08-27 13:45

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  Salvation

  Terminator 2

  2022-08-27 02:58

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  If only...

  *tips cowboy hat* Wut-in-carnation

  2022-08-24 16:25

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  Scammer getting trolled

  "Yes, I wanted to know what kind of packages y'all offer for those looking to get 'lost in the sauce'? Sure I'll hold"

  2022-08-24 16:20

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  Zip ties as a teaching tool

  Chaotic good

  2022-08-24 12:06

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  Rage in the sky

  *Haddaway's "What is Love" starts playing*

  2022-08-24 11:48

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  Wikipedia employee is a dark humor enjoyer... or at least...

  Can already see it now, the "memedroid killer", known for their murdering of reposters and spammers

  2022-08-24 11:47

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  How get fired 101

  Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time

  2022-08-24 01:58

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  North Americans' deep thoughts about Italian food

  

  2022-08-23 20:05

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  Fun Facts with joe

  Mahts

  2022-08-23 03:04

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  Yikes

  It's because Marvel/Disney is notorious for underpaying their VFX artists, if not outright not paying them at all

  2022-08-23 02:38

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  Men, I regret to inform you that.....Women

  Meet your gamer buds irl whenever you get the chance

  2022-08-23 01:40

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  Lol

  At lease we know she can blow the biggens

  2022-08-22 03:41

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  OUCH!!!

  People who do this type of shit wonder why they're still single in their 40s without a single moment of introspection about the stupid games they play

  2022-08-22 03:19

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  Hillarious childhood meme

  Jeenyus*

  2022-08-21 03:40

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  The art of traditional animation

  Glad to see more appreciation for the beautifully hand drawn cells from back in the day. It's criminal how underpaid Disney's artists are

  2022-08-21 03:26

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  Yeah what he said

  Babe, I hope you like sushi cuz this dawg is RAW tonight

  2022-08-19 01:59

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  Yikes

  *the faint scent of garlic piss* "bro, I'm tellin' you, rubbin' on some amethyst will clear up ALL your 'elth issues I sware ta gawd"

  2022-08-18 03:06

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  Cutting stuff with 90000 PSI water jet

  Shit like this always makes me curious about what they cut this on top of that isn't itself being cut by the jet, especially if it's casually just ripping through bowling balls and metal locks that fast

  2022-08-17 03:23

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  When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie it's AAA...

  When you're both trash but have accepted the reality of it

  2022-08-17 03:17

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  Posting cute cat memes till novagecko bans me

  Like those pre-revised Sonic teeth

  2022-08-16 03:30

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  Free speech?

  It's fucked that juries can be jailed for talking about one of their rights/options as a jury

  2022-08-11 05:08

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  Is this used?

  "Good condition, slightly used; no low-ballin' me I know what I've got"

  2022-08-09 04:43

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  And that's how I met your mother

  Oy, lemme jus slide through riot 'ere

  2022-08-09 04:41

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  I never understood why "Arkansaw"

  Kansas, but like, pirate edition

  2022-08-08 02:25

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  It weird I am slightly aroused by this

  Guess you can say she gives head

  2022-08-02 04:25

  +8
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  Oh no

  Oh shit I'm gonna be a TV

  2022-08-02 04:24

  +7
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  Hi

  For speed

  2022-08-01 04:48

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  You're looking at this at 3 am again aren't you?

  More like the In Som Nia Shrine

  2022-08-01 04:12

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  Sorry not sorry

  

  2022-07-22 03:03

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  Bro

  Stay outta my swamp! - that beetle

  2022-07-10 04:37

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  Onions fight back

  It's about sending a message

  2022-07-06 04:16

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  why not both?

  Whats about some dougs

  2022-06-20 04:04

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  Absolute Chad

  Absolute fuckin' legend

  2022-06-20 04:00

  +3
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  Ty for moderating

  One man's trash is another man's also trash

  2022-06-20 04:00

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  What's under my bed? Ssshhhh!!

  Damn, guess she knows about the porn...

  2022-06-15 04:05

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  The ultimate defense

  Gotta hit em' wit the ol' razzle dazzle

  2022-06-09 04:31

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  6gg

  

  2022-04-24 23:59

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  New Study

  Some of the most annoying stuff is having to rerack someone else's plates for them. I can only assume they're the same people who can't even return their shopping carts

  2022-04-24 23:22

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  *passes virtual joint*

  This was incredible, great job op

  2022-04-19 12:39

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  Took long enough

  If you're good at something, never do it for free

  2022-04-19 12:34

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  Yeah but like, who plays support anymore?

  

  2022-04-19 11:00

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  Yeah but like, who plays support anymore?

  

  2022-04-19 11:00

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  Every single day

  Look, the classics are bangers for a reason

  2022-04-19 01:30

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  I don't know how they did badly, this cannon is amazing.

  Pene cannon

  2022-04-18 16:25

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  Booty

  

  2022-04-17 16:02

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  i'd watch the hell out of that, we need to make it a thing

  I'd buy tf out of this

  2022-04-16 16:07

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  I'm good you can keep going

  Lol fuckin ded

  2022-04-16 16:06

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  Ska8er Boi

  *ambient skatepark sounds fade in as Less than Jake kicks on*

  2022-04-15 13:33

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  blessed

  Dude

  2022-04-14 16:57

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  for the fallen homies hahaha

  Nah, it's for their fallen homies

  2022-04-14 16:21

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  Idk, sounds sus

  I'll let the authorities know you used your tongue

  2022-04-14 15:52

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  what? wait.

  Noice

  2022-04-14 14:29

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  this thing has a soul

  Them: gotta toss this salad before the guests arrive Cutting Board:

  2022-04-14 14:23

  +8