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  Is r/funny funny?

  I understood that reference

  2019-01-04 10:36

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  That face though!

  Amateur, or spy cam is best

  2019-01-04 10:34

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  I don't tell you how to live your life!

  Damnit, is that you dad? I told you to stay off Memedroid

  2019-01-04 10:32

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  I don't tell you how to live your life!

  Or if your gf/wife masturbates and you like to watch and jerk off

  2019-01-04 10:26

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  Good Christian meme

  If Jesus is god, who was he praying to? "Forgive them father, for they know not what they do?" And many other examples exist of him praying to another being

  2018-12-27 23:01

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  Wasn't terrible

  So does this or something similar to this happen in the movie?

  2018-11-03 13:22

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  Cunt bags

  But when I'm going 75 in the left lane in a 65, don't get on my bumper thinking it's gonna speed me up. I guarantee it's gonna have the opposite affect.

  2018-10-21 09:03

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  Being the oldest fun cousin problems

  If you've already decided it's going to be a disaster, it will be to you. I always watch a movie with a unbiased opinion. No matter what critics say or what the trailer shows. Especially a very early teaser trailer

  2018-10-21 01:26

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  Well that escalated quickly

  So I assume she thought he was pretending to hump her. That being said, I would yell "equality!!" And karate chop her kooter

  2018-10-20 10:06

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  Kkk

  SWEET HOME ALABAMA, LORD IM CUMMING ON MY COUSIN SUE!

  2018-10-20 09:35

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  Hahaha funny

  You say you're American but use words like "2m?" You know good and well we don't understand them fancy smancy measurements

  2018-10-16 13:32

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  But when men say they don't want a whale they are sexists

  Fish are friends, not food

  2018-10-13 00:47

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  This thing is damn

  That's what I said when they caught me with that dead body. Cops didn't see my point.

  2018-10-01 06:44

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  Insert coffee

  I don't wanna be Frank, can I be Adam instead?

  2018-09-29 21:04

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  Insert coffee

  Having or not having a girlfriend has nothing to do with owning a fleshlight. I have a fiancé and a fleshlight.

  2018-09-29 21:03

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  Insert coffee

  Well it all depends, there are different quality fleshlights. And to be honest, some of the cheaper ones feel better than the high dollar ones. I recommend a automatic pump that actually jerks you off while you just hold it. Pricey for the good ones, but worth it

  2018-09-29 10:30

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  yeet

  I like the bleach live action

  2018-09-22 10:54

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  tru

  Mine is. Hunchback of Norte Dame. Guess which character I am

  2018-09-22 10:51

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  Weeed

  If I had the money to do that, I wouldn't do that

  2018-09-18 08:58

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  ues

  I work in pest control, and I gotta say, getting rid of spiders, any spider really, is a lot easier than most other pests

  2018-09-17 19:40

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  when she likes your dingy

  That thing

  2018-09-16 00:48

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  Reality show for flat earthers

  You know, I was gonna argue with you. But it's pointless, obviously I can't prove it to you unless you've seen one yourself. And if someone disagreeing with you is enough to make you degrade to insults, that tells me all I need to know about you. Btw, my comment about don't act like they're real was meant to be taken as a joke. I believe in ghosts, but no shit there are people that don't believe, and that's perfectly fine. I'm okay with having people not agree with me.

  2018-09-15 17:09

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  Reality show for flat earthers

  The fuck you want me to do? Mail you one? I've had personal experiences, that's all the proof I need

  2018-09-15 09:02

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  Reality show for flat earthers

  Hey now, call flat earthers dumb all you want, but don't act like ghost aren't real

  2018-09-14 14:10

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  The future

  Anyone else feel some kind of way that it's saying that his grandpa tried to show him porno mags from 1984? Like my grandpa has porno mags from 1970s, early 1970s. Did his grandpa not start collecting porno mags until he was in his later years? Or was his grandpa only like 40? I need answers!

  2018-09-12 07:43

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  Not the shrek porn

  People do know that's not illegal right?

  2018-09-09 02:35

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  Obi

  Nobody wants aids either. But if every person that passes you on the street yelled "aids is bad!" You would be sick of hearing it

  2018-09-07 13:16

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  Okay, this is epic.

  He walked in like, "I feel a disturbance in the force"

  2018-08-29 13:23

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  Anon lucid dreams

  Lucid dreaming is pretty cool, but usually something like that makes me either slip out of it or wake me up

  2018-08-23 12:11

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  People never believe me

  Unless you're boss baby

  2018-08-19 09:04

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  A genuine burn

  Most women have their g spot a few inches in, on the roof of the vagina. Making a come here motion with your finger or putting pillows under her lower back helps you hit it

  2018-08-18 08:47

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  Poke bugs

  From my experience, Walmart is a spawn point for a lot of Pokémon so he probably was there

  2018-08-17 21:40

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  When your grandson too lazy to defeat Ganon/save his sister

  It's the grandmother from wind waker for those that didn't know

  2018-08-15 23:38

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  That feeling

  Isn't this the picture of an African kid seeing a white person for the first time?

  2018-08-11 18:13

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  stay away from Florida

  How else are you gonna create lizardmen?

  2018-08-11 18:12

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  First one that isn't stole from another site.

  Can I have a hug if I ignored?

  2018-08-08 22:07

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  First one that isn't stole from another site.

  My back when I try to get out of the chair

  2018-08-08 21:25

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  Give me that Llama

  If it's awesome it becomes a classic, not outdated

  2018-08-08 16:28

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  A more puncheable face than this ?

  The exact kind of joke I would expect from his spongebob looking ass

  2018-08-05 09:04

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  Hehehe

  That's how I got through school, making it sound like I knew what was going on, but really had no idea.

  2018-08-05 08:57

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  Hehehe

  Translation, "I'm totally into underage girls but if I say, 'if the girl was 18', that'll make it alright."

  2018-08-05 08:48

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  Dumbass's everywhere

  I expected nothing less

  2018-07-29 06:14

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  Dumbass's everywhere

  While I don't believe in the flat earth theory, you have to understand that they don't believe the moon and sun are what they seem. Some even go as far as to say they exist with in the dome. Others say the sky is a hologram or something. Not saying it's right, or even makes sense, but that's their argument to this kind of stuff

  2018-07-29 04:37

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  Smiel

  Unfortunately that was the official news. That doesn't mean that they won't throw him in at some point. Which venom vs carnage is like the fight everyone is waiting for, they'll save that for later I'm sure

  2018-07-29 01:27

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  Smiel

  To explain in more depth, this movie was planned and filmed before the deal between Disney and Fox, meaning no spider man since this wasn't done by Disney. So in this origin story, venom found Eddie first, not spider man. Since venom takes traits of his victims when he bonds with them, he has no reason to have the spider symbol since he never bonded with spider man, at least not yet

  2018-07-29 01:21

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  Smiel

  It'll have to be the sequel or something. In this movie, he fights Riot. Kind of the brother of Carnage

  2018-07-29 01:19

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  Mod has a hard love life

  Damn. I upvoted this meme by accident. Just so you know, uploader, you don't deserve that vote.

  2018-07-20 11:09

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  Sand is alright

  Needing part for ship "I can race in the pod race!" Sees the queen "Are you an angel?" Is asked to stay in the cockpit Joins giant battle

  2018-07-14 11:14

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  Enter ye in through the narrow gate that leadeth unto ete...

  Actually no. Words mean nothing if there's no real meaning behind it. In other words, saying "I accept Jesus Christ as my savior, please forgive me" means nothing if you're only saying just in case it's real and you don't really believe. (This is all according to the Christian bible and doesn't reflect my beliefs).

  2018-06-26 19:28

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  when mom is already bitching about data overages this hap...

  Yeah I know right? When I fuck vodka, it really burns

  2018-06-16 14:33

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  when mom is already bitching about data overages this hap...

  If Valerie took more than a sip and didn't register that it wasn't water then she's a moron in this made up scenario

  2018-06-16 14:31

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  Hair

  Thanks everyone

  2018-06-10 02:58

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  Hair

  What anime is that?

  2018-06-09 18:05

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  Super heroes off the clock

  Why is there a blade around Barry's neck? Edit* Never mind, forgot Aquaman didn't have a hand originally

  2018-06-09 18:02

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  Star Wars

  Depends if you want them to or not. If they're attractive but you don't want them to do anything for whatever reason it's still assault, if you do then that's consent

  2018-05-25 14:40

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  Lol

  Guess nobody remembers the way to avoid lava, as taught by an early episode of South Park. Duck and cover

  2018-05-08 23:48

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  Lol

  Do or do not, there is no try

  2018-05-08 23:48

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  Hoes

  Kids....I dated a lot of girls before I met your mother

  2018-05-08 08:04

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  *possibly most relatable thing on memedroid"

  Wow, not to many images of birdsqueezer in action

  2018-05-07 08:13

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  Coming for uranus

  I don't know about you, my myanus isn't blue either

  2018-05-06 13:02

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  Powerful

  "I would like to issue a trial by combat! My champion shall be the legendary Sir Coke!" "Sir coke isn't here, is Sir Pepsi okay?"

  2018-04-20 22:44

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  Mexican Oil

  But ply tissue isn't enough for spilled A1 sauce

  2018-04-06 20:32

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  Me in Fortnight

  No need, seen all but the 5th one

  2018-02-08 11:18

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  Me in Fortnight

  Best part of that movie. "Hey, smell my finger!" "What's that?" "That's how you know you've become a man Doofy!" "Hey Terry, smell my finger." "Ew what is that?!" "My ass."

  2018-02-08 11:05

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  bruuuuuuuuuh

  I like how the woman doesn't react at all like she sees this shit every day

  2018-02-07 16:15

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  Lieutenant Dan!

  Just how I like my pussy.....white

  2018-02-07 15:42

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  In case you don't feel like counting . . . . . . . . . ...

  MEN!!

  2018-02-07 15:41

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  Funny

  You know us Americans, we wanna be difficult and be different than everyone else. Everyone else uses kilometers and Celsius, not us. Because fuck you

  2018-02-07 14:51

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  Papa Bear doesn't like the Ching Chongers

  Mandela

  2018-02-07 13:05

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  Lmao black people

  Or "Virgin anal takes 12 inch bbc" that girl was strong as shit

  2018-02-07 13:03

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  Mother's milk when you're sick.

  Well....fuck

  2018-02-07 09:04

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  Now that's a big one....

  If you bleed, it's cause you don't floss

  2018-02-06 17:32

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  Not even close

  I give you the new meme for February

  2018-02-06 16:57

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  Mother's milk when you're sick.

  I had HIV then fucked your girlfriend and poof - you should get tested

  2018-02-06 16:56

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  do it

  Agreed

  2018-02-06 16:55

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  do it

  I really don't get people. "He didn't react the way I think he should've when he saw a dead body, that's so disrespectful to the dead! He should go kill himself!"

  2018-02-06 15:03

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  Watch this

  All the animal deaths were

  2018-02-06 13:20

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  first things first, rest in peace Harambe

  No he's a dead gorilla

  2018-02-06 12:08

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  Imma flirt

  Depends on who you ask. If you're with a woman or man who thinks it is and you do it anyway, then it is. If both of you are okay with it then more power to you. Different strokes for different folks. People needs to stop trying to get everyone to agree with their idea of how a relationship should work and just find someone that fits them

  2018-02-06 11:04

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  Lets see what Novagecko will think about this

  Abby and Brittany Henzel blowjob on google images. Takes you right to it hard to tell if it's really them though, then again, not many two headed women out there

  2018-02-05 07:26

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  stupid fanboys

  I like certain parts of all of them

  2018-02-02 23:27

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  can u?

  Let me guess, you're a nice guy right? All these women just want jerks and that's why you're single?

  2018-02-02 11:09

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  pretty funny

  I worked in a home for people with mental disorders for a few years, I can guarantee you it does. We all dreaded the full moons because for some reason all the patients would get more agressice or just agitated on full moons.

  2018-02-02 10:16

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  HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH

  I told you I just wanted to talk

  2018-02-02 08:52

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  When you inject one too many marijuana

  I know this is late, but yes. There's an entire porn fetish dedicated to this

  2018-02-01 17:27

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  Shit nigga I'm broke!

  I hate when they ask to give a dollar to help a high schooler graduate. Why they need my dollar? When I was in school I went a few days without eating lunch, where was my dollar?

  2018-02-01 17:14

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  Liking vs loving by Buddha

  I pluck my girlfriend all the time then give her water

  2018-02-01 17:07

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  Oh..I thought it was a carrot XD

  Man, stop lion

  2018-02-01 11:49

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  Guys Im depressed, what do I do?

  Thanks bro. I will dedicate all of my flushed unfertilized children in your name.

  2018-01-29 17:37

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  that was some fucked up Sauce & Jam fight

  Didn't that fat guy do that on Spartacus?

  2018-01-29 17:25

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  Guys Im depressed, what do I do?

  That....that would help her fear? Well it may not be the hero she deserves, but it's the hero she's gonna get

  2018-01-29 17:23

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  Guys Im depressed, what do I do?

  Sand people are easily startled, but they'll soon return, and in greater numbers

  2018-01-29 17:13

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  that was some fucked up Sauce & Jam fight

  So either way he gets sticky

  2018-01-29 17:04

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  Guys Im depressed, what do I do?

  What's the name of that porn that the first comments profile shows? Been looking for a while

  2018-01-29 17:03

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  Hmm the guy that got laid a whole bunch of times XD

  So a normal guy?

  2018-01-28 16:47

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  no title

  Pretty sure this is a sarcastic book meant to poke fun at politically correct people

  2018-01-28 16:45

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  Plot twist: shit's faker than Mia's tiddies

  I can't help with just one hand

  2018-01-26 20:30

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  Plot twist: shit's faker than Mia's tiddies

  I was just watching

  2018-01-26 20:13

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  Heaters will heat

  Until the fan falls over without you knowing about it and melts on the stove

  2018-01-26 13:23

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  Dew it

  If he really wants to be naruto I have to kill his parents, then judge him for something he can't help all his childhood

  2018-01-26 13:22

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