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  Cat misses pet dog

  Goddammit, you made me cry I hope they will meet each other again one day

  1d

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  Kinda sucked, tbh, but Tinder seems even worse

  Do it!

  2024-11-06 17:56

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  Pan

  Eeeeeerika

  2024-10-09 19:22

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  Marques Brownlee meme

  Intersting theory, I think you might onto something there. It would make sense if thats the case

  2024-09-26 17:35

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  Why do men feel the need to go through things alone?

  You're probably better off driving a car that you can afford now and then upgrade later, when you can actually afford it. New cars depreciate quickly and I think taking on a big loan for something you don't really need is not the best idea..

  2024-09-13 22:48

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  Reality is often disappointing

  I hope this shit doesn't cross over to here, or anywhere else. Though I see it coming in the future. They would absolutely love to have more control over us, our opinions and our speech. I wish we had real free speech here.

  2024-08-14 19:57

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  Fox is right.

  "We have to save our democracy!" (While not even being a democracy in the first place) "Nooo, you can't democratically vote for the candidate of your choosing, there's only one you can vote for"

  2024-08-05 15:52

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  bring it on

  Sadly true You can tell that he only chose her for her skin color and sex, not because she was really qualified

  2024-07-21 19:59

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  bring it on

  At least for Biden there's a reason he's this bad. (He was always horrible but now his brain is mush from dementia.) Kamala just fucking sucks outright. She's so dumb, I can't fucking stand listening to her. She has the speaking skills of a toddler.

  2024-07-21 18:00

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  Another from this fine gentleman

  Nah man, I normally don't use that word, it just popped into my head and I was feeling a bit fancy and used it for once But I get what you mean, it sounds a certain way

  2024-07-01 15:59

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  Another from this fine gentleman

  Me too, he seems like a genuine nice dude Do you or does someone else know who he is perchance?

  2024-07-01 13:52

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  no way

  I'm so glad we don't really do that over here I think unconsensual genital mutilation is not cool, regardless of the victims sex

  2024-06-20 20:47

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  The Sniffer

  Correction: *International embarrassment

  2024-06-16 15:59

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  Child_labour

  They are some of my fondest memories Learning to shift without the front axle lifting up 3" was scary but so much fun My sister got off until I had it It always takes me back to some simpler times for a few moments

  2024-06-09 19:53

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  Child_labour

  My dad taught me to drive our small family tractor when I turned 10 after we restored it. It turned into a hobby and we like working on them. We just bought a bigger one to restore and use for splitting and hauling wood etc. But also for fun.

  2024-06-08 10:31

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  President's Day meme

  Yes, they made a constitutional republic. I don't get how more people don't know that.

  2024-02-28 13:44

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  Title

  I can already see the headline: "Navalny's wife dead after misterously falling out of a locked window of a skyscraper. No foul play suspected. " Oops, poor lady must've tripped

  2024-02-19 19:55

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  Men

  I've had both and I can tell you, that's basically just the "light version" of suicidal thoughts. (not trying to downplay it by saying light version though) I hope you're in a better place mentally now

  2024-01-13 16:12

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  You spin me right round

  Honestly, that's how most of all the machinery accidents that I've seen in my time have happened Don't get complacent and never put your hand anywhere where you wouldn't put your dick is a good rule

  2024-01-13 15:54

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  You spin me right round

  I have a woodworking lathe and I've had the tool punched back into my hand a few times in the beginning when I had the wrong tool angle It hurts but luckily they have way less power and just stop from overload instead of ripping your arm off

  2024-01-12 20:45

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  You spin me right round

  Yeah, though you do have to become confident in your ability's and your safety on these types of machines but not too confident to get complacent with safety. He got too complacent and it was better to train someone new at that point.

  2024-01-12 16:52

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  You spin me right round

  The thing is he was there for some time and was trained, so that wasn't the problem. The problem was that he was this dumb/reckless, even though he was educated on the dangers. There's no sense in keeping him on any machine at that point really.

  2024-01-12 16:07

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  You spin me right round

  Nope, he didn't get the chance. If you're dumb enough to put your hand in a moving press you're fucked in that line of work. He was never allowed on any machinery like that again and left sometime later

  2024-01-12 15:48

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  You spin me right round

  I worked on lathes. They really drilled into our heads what the machinery we used is capable of if you make a mistake. One guy in the shop lost half his finger on a hydraulic press when he did some dumb shit. Flat as a coin is what they told me.

  2024-01-12 15:38

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  jewish tunnels brooklyn news

  It's Sam Hyde I believe.

  2024-01-10 11:14

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  Twitch will wait and send it again

  But what the fuck do I know, I don't even use twitch. It's just my thought of how I think it works.

  2023-12-18 09:38

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  Twitch will wait and send it again

  I would say their audience consists mostly of horny teens and creepy old guys. I think it's easy for them to build a fanbase of teens on twitch and then shape them into the kind of creeps, that get so obsessed, that they give them money for existing.

  2023-12-18 09:36

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  Gaza man is gone apparently

  Damn, that fucking sucks. Homer is genuinely one of the best people on here, at least of which I had contact with. Not a lot but a few times just in the comments. I hope he turns up soon, it would be sad if something happened to him

  2023-11-14 14:00

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  Gaza man is gone apparently

  Isn't he in Egypt? Or is Egypt involved now too? I didn't keep updated with everything so apologies.

  2023-11-14 12:21

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  The UK government has announced that XL Bully dogs will b...

  Yeah that's true, definitely much better. Thanks

  2023-11-02 11:55

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  The UK government has announced that XL Bully dogs will b...

  Okay, I guess that's better than just killing all of them but it's probably not gonna be that easy to get a license either.

  2023-11-02 11:37

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  The UK government has announced that XL Bully dogs will b...

  So they're just gonna put down every single one, that people in the UK currently own or what?

  2023-11-02 11:25

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  Title

  Looks weird but I kinda like it But I can appreciate the amount of time and effort this took aswell

  2023-09-12 12:19

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  History

  Did.. did it succeed before?

  2023-08-18 15:05

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  History

  I'm pretty sure those pictures are all AI generated

  2023-08-18 11:02

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  Oh well

  It's the temple on Epsteins island Damn, Joebidenshusband beat me to it.

  2023-07-31 09:46

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  I hope the guy in the bike was ok.

  I'm pretty sure that he's not okay

  2023-04-11 12:33

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  All the Vesla accessories

  Yes, it's a Vespa 150 TAP but it's not mounted with a rocket launcher, it's a M20 75 mm recoilless rifle

  2023-04-09 09:11

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  Posting cute cat memes till novagecko bans me

  He took in a stray cat but she died after a short time and he does it all in her memory.

  2023-03-08 16:45

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  Posting cute cat memes till novagecko bans me

  I'm sure you made it the best month of her life! You're one of the best people on here, please keep going and you're gonna find another angel someday, or it will find you

  2023-03-08 06:34

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  Posting cute cat memes till novagecko bans me

  Sorry to hear that man I like what you do here, keep it up buddy!

  2023-03-08 06:31

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  Stop being a qanon weirdo and fall in line

  I'll wait with you

  2023-03-01 11:34

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  Chad Akinator

  That thing was the shit over here in middle school

  2023-02-14 09:23

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  Right out of The Marxist Playbook

  Nothing is gonna happen to them anyway.

  2023-02-09 10:45

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  Lulz

  Writing this to wait for your success update here

  2023-02-07 07:59

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  Totary not

  That's awesome Mine are super cuddly aswell and they hate when your bedroom door is closed

  2023-02-06 09:35

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  Totary not

  That's awesome. Yeah that's gotta be expensive, but at least they kinda earn their keep a little bit

  2023-02-06 09:20

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  Totary not

  Over the years we worked with our local animal shelter to catch, fix all of them and gave them to families that wanted them for free to get them of the streets. Only the old ones that were too scared of humans were fixed and re released.

  2023-02-06 09:18

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  Totary not

  Damn, that's alot if cats! I only have two that where feral, we took them in when they were about a few months old and fixed them as soon as possible because there were alot of strays around. They're both awesome and super thankful, I love em to bits!

  2023-02-06 09:14

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  Totary not

  Nice collection of cats btw

  2023-02-06 09:03

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  Totary not

  I fucking love Memedroid

  2023-02-06 08:28

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  Gigachad saved the day

  

  2023-01-23 09:39

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  Holy shit

  I get what you're saying, good that you can enjoy it. For me it gets extremely annoying after some time or amount of the same thing over and over again relentlessly

  2023-01-02 16:05

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  Holy shit

  I'm not defending him at all, I don't even know the guy. I'm just annoyed by all the dumb memes about their stupid petty argument. From both their sides equally If the accusations stand then I hope he'll get convicted.

  2023-01-02 10:37

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  Holy shit

  No, she got into some dumb and petty child like argument on twatter with some bald guy and the internet can't fucking shut up about it.

  2023-01-02 10:29

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  Wästed

  Thats an opened garage door man, you see the tracks that it's running in?

  2022-12-27 13:35

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  Sauced on

  Feels like a fucking fever dream, right?

  2022-12-25 07:22

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  Bucket list achieved

  Fucking French people

  2022-12-22 08:06

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  Colnel Gaddafi Of Libya

  Yup, definitely Hitler

  2022-12-20 08:19

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  Oof

  He ded

  2022-12-14 11:36

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  Nuclear luggage goes brrr

  Sorry, the last few days were a little rough. I'm gonna hit you up in chat later.

  2022-12-14 07:43

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  Nuclear luggage goes brrr

  I'm gonna miss her like hell, we have a very close relationship but I'm also very happy for them being together and starting a family soon But knowing that they're definitely coming back in three years makes it alot easier

  2022-12-14 07:39

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  Nuclear luggage goes brrr

  Yeah he was on an airbase here when they met but had to return to the states to finish his assignment. Sadly my sister wasn't able to go yet, she's waiting for the green card. I think so too, it's just the big brother having the usual worries thing.

  2022-12-11 18:06

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  Nuclear luggage goes brrr

  Yeah, maybe. Yes, Trump was problematic with a lot of things but still better than Biden imo. My sister is moving to the states with her american husband for the next three years and I worry about the current political situation sometimes.

  2022-12-11 16:59

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  Nuclear luggage goes brrr

  They're either destroying America with their incompetence or they do it deliberately and hide it behind incompetence. I wasn't a huge fan of Trump but at least he did things for the people. The current government fucking sucks for the American people.

  2022-12-11 16:00

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  You made your bed; now, lie in it!

  It's from the walking dead and the characters name is Negan

  2022-12-11 13:29

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  sad

  You're hired

  2022-12-05 13:31

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  Baby 'coon

  Oh okay, so it's prob depending on state. But as long as nobody rats you out? It's very strict here aswell, you need a permit and can't keep em inside and have to have a proper habitat outside etc. So you can't really have them as pets either way.

  2022-12-04 17:01

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  Baby 'coon

  You're living my dream bro Sadly I can't have a raccoon here in Germany

  2022-12-04 11:47

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  sad

  Acceleration is probably really slow as to not tip and spill it.

  2022-12-04 10:23

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  sad

  I already have a tractor so I only need some molten steel

  2022-12-04 08:52

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  Makes you think

  ;

  2022-11-27 08:47

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  it is what is, you gotta come to my side and see how we live

  Hope you feel better soon

  2022-11-27 02:38

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  Insert funny title here

  Was someone identified and punished or did they manage to get away with it?

  2022-11-26 10:03

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  Insert funny title here

  I see, thank you

  2022-11-25 16:43

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  Insert funny title here

  Yeah, that's what I thought might have happened. Thanks

  2022-11-25 16:30

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  Insert funny title here

  I know that something like that did actually happen where soldiers leaked specs so the game would be more accurate but did it actually happen like this where someone went back to steal and leak some documents?

  2022-11-25 15:36

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  Glockinator

  (gasp) Perry the platypus!?

  2022-11-16 07:11

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  Her loss

  Yeah, ultimately having someone to share your life with is probably more important/fulfilling. But I think that if she's like that then he's better off without her. He will find the right woman for him eventually

  2022-11-07 19:23

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  Her loss

  Fuck her, now you have them all to yourself my dude

  2022-11-07 11:05

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  Fair enough

  Yeah, he was totally perfect in that role. I don't think there's anybody that will be able to come even close to that.

  2022-11-02 12:35

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  Fair enough

  Yes, that's why he left as far as i know. He's a huge fan of the books and games and didn't like the direction the series is going so I understand why. But without him the series is probably dead.

  2022-11-02 11:59

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  I don't know, but i would try one

  Damn, they invented the Infinity burger

  2022-09-29 12:35

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  Well done human

  I'll get the canned beef to go Btw, that cupcake was exquisite

  2022-09-28 16:47

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  Well done human

  Ayo thanks for the cupcake bro

  2022-09-28 13:21

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  Drug addict alert

  Same. It would be cool if we could just voluntarily forget stuff like that if we wanted to

  2022-09-28 12:59

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  Heckin Kino

  Probably Vaseline or something like that

  2022-09-05 03:03

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  Fu

  Thank you my friend! (Ah shit, realized too late that your reply wasn't to me, sorry my man)

  2022-08-15 20:57

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  Fu

  I'm sorry for you're loss and that you've had to go through the same experience. Wish you all the best brother

  2022-08-15 20:55

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  Fu

  Thank you!

  2022-08-15 20:54

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  Fu

  Thank you my friend. It's been 4 years already and its still fucking with me But I am thankful that I had 21 years with her and because of my own health condition I was at home and could care for her before she ultimately went to hospice.

  2022-08-14 18:31

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  Fu

  It was a hard realization for all of us once it was clear there was nothing to be done for my mom anymore and she stopped chemo and radiation therapy. The rest was torture anyway but at least she didn't have the horrid side effects anymore.

  2022-08-14 13:47

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  Message by Goblinpussyslayer for the community

  If you ever want to talk some German, just hit me or someone up. There's definitely people on here that will be there for you if you want/need it!

  2022-07-31 15:45

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  Message by Goblinpussyslayer for the community

  So you guys had regular contact? I'm sorry for your loss Maybe you could go on learning German in his memory if that's something that you enjoyed/brought you close? I bet there's people who'd help you but of course it's no replacement

  2022-07-31 15:26

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  Message by Goblinpussyslayer for the community

  It's a sad day on Memedroid once again but he won't be forgotten. Geh mit Gott Kamerad. 7

  2022-07-31 15:11

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  Message by Goblinpussyslayer for the community

  At least he's going home and will be where his family is

  2022-07-31 14:21

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  woman_beater’s thing, he’s been banned

  It means goodbye in German.

  2022-07-31 12:29

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  Eso brad

  Oh yeah, we would have had so much fun with this aswell I guess this is the modern form of ding dong ditching. Just ring the bell, do a sick dance and take the fuck off

  2022-07-29 09:55

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  Mohammed's living on the edge!

  Just like a big fluffy doggo

  2022-07-29 07:35

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  I used the 13%

  In Germany you can learn to drive with either manual or automatic but manual is mandatory to get the unrestricted license. If you do automatic you're restricted to only driving automatics. Same with motorcycles.

  2022-07-28 07:22

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