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  Reddit Twitter link ban

  Losers just need to call it X already, I'm sick of hearing "formerly Twitter". Fucking squirt of lemon with your salt?

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  Cake

  Retards will do anything for an Internet like. Just remember boys, she's been passed around more than Mercury has circled the Sun.

  14h

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  Posting doggo memes Today

  Neutering is the act of taking ones balls, not mutilating the weiner.

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  Screw these humans I do it myself

  "I said I'm going for a walk, you are optional."

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  Minecraft video memes

  Fake and ghey.

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  Stackoverflow meme

  The good old days...when you wouldn't even know your semicolon was replaced with a Greek comma.

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  DEI is over in the Trump era, here an example

  Good. We need to quit catering to "minorities". Mother fucker, if what every media outlet is pumping out is an indication, I'M THE MINORITY. Straight single white males should be on the endangered species list if the liberals had their way.

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  Airbnb should provide breakfast

  I mean ...she's got a point.

  15h

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  Kathy Griffin meme

  Who the feck cares about Kathy Griffin? Is that something we're caring about now? Save the Griffin foundation or some shit? Plus, it's more like dehydrated Michal Caine.

  15h

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  Orange cat interaction

  His braincell must be connected to mine, because I also have a desire to bite the booty

  15h

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  Interesting tiger facts

  Yeah, you got me on that one I guess.

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  Interesting tiger facts

  What a nice way to say that you want to fuck children. You're a disgusting creature.

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  Zip

  Shut up, fatass.

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  Interesting tiger facts

  I wish more women had "danger bush", most of them use shit like hair remover and look like little girls. Guess most men are pedofiles in the closet.

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  Interesting tiger facts

  Yeah, so I wear a mask on the back of my head and I'm good.

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  Zip

  A good soldier follows orders...

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  Ross Ulbricht pardon meme news

  Biden pardoned everyone.

  16h

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  you'll never catch me alive

  If you trust the cops, you're fucking retarded. Sure, there might be some that are good, but most are liberal bootlickers that will knowingly infringe on your rights.

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  Kyoto's temples with samurai bloob stained ceilings

  

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  Kyoto's temples with samurai bloob stained ceilings

  Yeah, but say it like Billy Bob Thornton.

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  Melania Trump with Mortal Kombat outfit

  Haha, is funny because she looked like kung lao...no one cares my dude, only HornyBoys™ were looking at her.

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  Cat: Moveeee, that's my spot

  Move bitch! Get out the way, get out the way bitch!

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  you'll never catch me alive

  It already knows not to trust cops, damn...they're evolving into law abiding citizens.

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  Kyoto's temples with samurai bloob stained ceilings

  I always wondered how those blood stains got on the ceiling. I just assumed angry ghosts were all around us.

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  well, he is

  My thought was "I dunno"...guess I would've ruined the joke.

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  man cave

  Gotta have one safe direction.

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  Nuke testing

  I just realized that Magnesis in BOTW was stolen from the gravity gun....damn I'm stupid. But that's mostly because I've never played Half-Life.

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  Old Mercedes style

  Gull wing doors are an abomination that only works if you have a 1.21 jiggawatts flux capacitor.

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  Cars in France

  One of the best scenes ever.

  17h

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  what the hell happened here

  It will be difficult, but I will shit in that toilet. Might take a couple days to get there, but it'll get there.

  17h

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  where could the ball be?

  Nah, I was just plugging Dungeon Soup. I literally don't give two shits or a fuck.

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  ****** having poor behaviour in public

  Everybody knows...that the bird's the word.

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  where could the ball be?

  A furry on my meme app? The fuck? And it's highly ranked with only 1 meme from 2020? "Begone foul spirit!!!"- Chaotic Good Barbarian 2024

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  Mongol Horse delivery

  Hidalgo could beat him in a long distance race.

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  ****** having poor behaviour in public

  Damn...#12. that's like the high council shit right there.

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  ****** having poor behaviour in public

  No ideas here...

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  I fuckin' knew it

  

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  where could the ball be?

  I don't think his legs are supposed to be like that...

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  small town boy walking through any major city

  The funniest part about that is that Axel is from a major city, the joke is California.

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  It’s completely different from the last one :0

  The video game industry needs another crash. We won't pay for garbage anymore.

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  I really enjoyed this

  Mercenary Tao is proof.

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  I really enjoyed this

  Mercenary Tao approves of this method.

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  You can see on his face that he's a hero

  He saved them out of spite, nobody's going peacefully to the afterlife while he's around.

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  Don't look now but

  Keep trying.

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  Violins are not the answer

  Violins isn't the answer, only the question.

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  do you agree?

  Not all women think this way. Just most of them.

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  Godless Sodimites, will reject the word of Creator God.

  Pretty sure that whatever God you pray to doesn't want anything to do with this.

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  we'll just go to the digital high seas for it

  The video game industry needs another crash like 1983, teach them that we aren't going to keep paying for garbage.

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  AWP

  Nah man, Regina in Saskatchewan. You know...after you wacked the boss by throwing him out the 27th floor for putting a hit on your uncle Cheech?

  2025-01-20 00:43

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  Euro car fanboy logic

  I've always liked the Koenigsegg CCR. At one time it was the fastest production car on the planet. And it looked sexy doing it. The Italdesign Scighera was also cool as fuck, but that's probably because of Need For Speed.

  2025-01-19 23:09

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  Tat

  The founding fathers fully understood weapon development and knew of multishot weapons. Plus, they got most of their firepower from the common man. If they had a problem with weapons advancing, they would've explicitly said that the second amendment only applied to muskets.

  2025-01-19 23:03

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  Title

  Technically, it's a stay on the ban, to allow more time for them to find a "suitable" buyer.

  2025-01-19 23:00

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  Title

  Yeah, that might also be because a skinned bear looks awful close to a human. Either way, I agree.

  2025-01-19 15:40

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  Title

  Thank the gods.

  2025-01-18 23:55

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  Lmao, lemao even

  Chinese propaganda is just as bad as ours. Seems like they think no one can see through the lies.

  2025-01-18 23:51

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  Please

  Remove the firearms first, then claim there was nothing in there if the government snoops around.

  2025-01-18 23:48

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  Please

  God damn it, why does this always happen to liberals who immediately report it? If I got a bunch of M-16s for free, there wouldn't be any news about it.

  2025-01-18 23:47

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  Title

  Fuck that, I shouldn't even have to pay income tax. It was supposed to be temporary to help fund WW1, which shouldn't have even been our problem. Now I pay for "roads" that never get built, and tax-free people who use everything but contribute nothing.

  2025-01-18 23:43

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  Title

  I will always upvote this, because it will always be true.

  2025-01-18 23:41

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  AWP

  Yeah right, they'll drop your ass in Regina.

  2025-01-18 21:26

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  Fight

  My burrito that was $0.79 in 2002 is now $3.49.

  2025-01-18 06:43

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  dongs in a bill

  Remember Vista and 8?

  2025-01-18 06:38

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  dongs in a bill

  Him and Zuckerberg are completely turning around their stories, I don't trust anybody who does that or the retards that listen to them.

  2025-01-17 23:14

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  I feel like there's something else about that character b...

  Well...I mean...if I had that chance with her in the 90s...

  2025-01-17 22:28

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  It might give you a tummy ache

  You don't understand what radioactive decay is, or the half-life of those materials.

  2025-01-17 22:26

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  It might give you a tummy ache

  It will give you enough calories to last the rest of your life.

  2025-01-17 22:25

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  life in a nutshell

  Only 3 skill points? Shit mother fucker... I'd spend 10 just to know the location of the tome.

  2025-01-17 22:24

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  dongs in a bill

  Last year y'all hated on him for his involvement with the COVID-19 vaccine, now you think he's a hero? The psyops are a little too good. Fuck Bill Gates, and his whole genetic line.

  2025-01-17 22:21

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  Oh!?! I'm sorry... I thought this was America.

  Not only is it Bud Light, it's the seltzer version of it.

  2025-01-16 18:35

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  Newsdroid

  Fucking retarded.

  2025-01-16 18:34

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  Newsdroid

  People are mad that the Chinese government can't spy on them anymore.

  2025-01-16 18:33

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  Bread and a circus

  Because the government doesn't care about the American people.

  2025-01-16 18:32

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  Real XD

  I only sleep on my arm. The numbness goes away after about 30 seconds.

  2025-01-16 08:53

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  Insurance companies vibes

  No its not. Insurance is for IF something happens, not WHEN is it going to happen.

  2025-01-16 07:25

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  Red flag alert?

  If she's got three or more of these, she's gonna catch this dick.

  2025-01-16 06:06

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  Insurance companies vibes

  Don't blame the insurance companies for you living in a place that has a wildfire every year. Dumb ass.

  2025-01-16 06:02

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  Handshake meme

  You like booty ...booty sweat. Al Pacino ass nigga gay as fuck.

  2025-01-16 06:00

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  Clones after leaving Kamino

  It was kinda funny that his character in Kingsmen had a lisp, considering that he had a stutter when he was younger.

  2025-01-16 05:37

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  2025 dnd comic

  Wow...an old school swords comic. Not bad. Take the upvote you little shit.

  2025-01-16 04:26

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  wiping boogers on chatgpt

  You little shit.

  2025-01-16 04:25

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  2459143594657

  It's covered in Gnome semen, so you know it's good. Forged by dwarves, with autism. So yo know it's good.

  2025-01-16 04:23

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  2459143594657

  Funny 10 years ago

  2025-01-15 20:24

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  wiping boogers on chatgpt

  I'm not what you think. Just as I can't know what you think.

  2025-01-15 13:06

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  Math exam emmes

  40%....so if you pass retardation levels you get paid. How you gonna use that money though? Here's a candy bar for $1.99.

  2025-01-15 12:20

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  you guys don't understabd geopolitics. You don't know wha...

  Hey...I watch this guy on YouTube. Gives good info against our Chinese overlords.

  2025-01-15 12:17

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  green flag green flag green flag

  Gift her a kilo...of cheese. Bitches love cheese.

  2025-01-15 12:15

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  wiping boogers on chatgpt

  I think chatgpt mistook "nuclear take" for "mentally retarded". If it was so easy, it would do it itself and skynet us.

  2025-01-15 12:14

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  Wife material

  Pan fried horse does sound good right about now...I guess it's breakfast time.

  2025-01-15 12:12

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  Don't waste your talent

  I can identify almost any language on the planet. But yet, I can only speak one. Is that a talent? Or a curse?

  2025-01-15 12:11

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  Toilet snakes

  I told my brother that snakes can come up through toilets thirty years ago and got in trouble from my dad and stepmom. Who's laughing now? Not me who has a fear of snakes. But all joking aside... apparently I really scared my brother, he refused to use the toilet for like 2 weeks. That shower was crying.

  2025-01-15 11:38

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  mom and lil sloth sleeping

  Reverse Planking champion 2025.

  2025-01-15 11:35

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  MrBeast Tiktok buy meme

  Who the fuck is cigan?

  2025-01-15 11:33

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  MrBeast Tiktok buy meme

  

  2025-01-15 11:32

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  this dog doing jump training

  Hims practicing squirrel gettin.

  2025-01-15 11:32

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  what is this fortune cookie

  So...just a normal day then. Thanks mighty Chinese overlords.

  2025-01-15 00:43

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  why

  TBH, that's not bad for a girl who looks like she's never even walked a mile.

  2025-01-15 00:42

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  Incredible

  17.492 children? Just kill the other .508 of that kid and put it out of its misery.

  2025-01-14 23:39

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  It's my second ammendment right

  You can most definitely buy and own uranium ore. It's only when you try to buy a large amount that the government cares.

  2025-01-14 23:36

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  Yes

  That's what your VIRGIN ass was worth, now it's about tree fiddy.

  2025-01-14 23:34

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  Emperor Schwab

  I heard that back in like 2020, Newsom started a program to turn LA into a bunch of 15 minute cities. One of the biggest "problems" was that the Palisades were zoned as low density, but, if it were to have an "accident", the city could start rezoning it into high density residential. I don't know how true it is, but it seems awfully convenient that there have been 2-3 fires there since he announced that plan.

  2025-01-14 06:21

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