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  me with rocket League I fucking HATE that game

  Eight Crazy Nights. It's an Adam Sandler movie animated by the same people who made The Iron Giant

  2024-10-28 21:39

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  Hell yeah :free:

  "Schindler's Listing" is about Oskar trying to sell something on Marketplace

  2024-09-25 19:30

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  Title

  To be fair, that fox probably isn't chonk, just very floof

  2024-09-19 01:15

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  another great day as a vet

  Why don't you?

  2024-09-18 08:58

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  Northern lights meme

  True, but at least it is shinier

  2024-09-05 06:07

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  Northern lights meme

  What about South Korea and South Africa? I'm pretty sure they're doing better than their northern counterparts

  2024-09-05 01:21

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  4tieke

  "But, but, 'Vote blue, no matter who.' That's what my party said"

  2024-09-05 01:10

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  Oh well

  Nobody said anything about rape. Those Middle Eastern immigrants are actually the love of that British girl's life, which is what makes her first time special. It's racist of you to assume that immigrants from the Middle East are going to rape

  2024-09-01 06:02

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  Title

  At least woman, this isn't as funny as it could've been

  2024-08-31 12:02

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  Hugh Jackman meets his old student

  I felt the same way, and the best reason I could think of is because we mostly saw him as a variant of Wolverine we aren't used to seeing him play as. It's not the one we saw him as for decades, it's a completely new one with its own backstory

  2024-08-27 15:05

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  shitpost

  If he didn't specify that it was the burger chain founded in 1986 that sounded good at that moment, then people would think he wanted to have sex with five guys

  2024-08-22 14:33

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  Literal goofy ahh meme

  Nice meme from 2015

  2024-08-20 11:41

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  Hey girl

  666, not 444

  2024-08-16 01:46

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  Where banana

  1.5 million cigarettes

  2024-08-04 06:22

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  No Title Needed

  As the meme says, DEI is the same thing as IED reversed, so it means Device Explosive Improvised

  2024-07-29 02:39

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  Hi Lisa

  What other fruits do you put in a pumpkin pie?

  2024-07-27 04:55

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  This couldn't happen in the days of Kennedy/Nixon lolz

  William Taft, the 27th president and served from 1909 to 1913, weighed 330 pounds

  2024-07-01 12:15

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  Fans of LOTR

  They do that too. Don't think you're unique

  2024-06-28 12:47

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  The Alphabet People

  Where's the Freddy Fazbear stitch?

  2024-06-26 01:07

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  He said nothing, but the truth.

  So @shonensaturoz can get the credit for a meme he found

  2024-05-31 20:14

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  Impressive feat for a dude wearing loafers

  She wasn't thinking straight

  2024-05-28 12:05

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  I was there Gandalf

  My parents still have theirs

  2024-05-24 06:13

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  I'm back from vacation how is my favorite group of intern...

  Going to bed

  2024-05-22 19:56

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  omg

  It's from the show Workaholics. She's the manager of the office and her brother Bradley was visiting. It's a great episode that shows being mentally handicapped doesn't make you a retard

  2024-05-09 09:34

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  what now Dracula

  Coward

  2024-05-09 09:15

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  what now Dracula

  Don't be so quick to judge. Would you really pass up the opportunity to get a blowjob from a species that is best known for its sucking capabilities?

  2024-05-09 05:59

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  visible happiness

  From what I've heard, Sony/Playstation isn't available to multiple regions/countries in the world, so limiting a popular game to only places where that specific company/brand is available excludes a portion of already dedicated fans, so they boycotted

  2024-05-07 09:18

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  I am become pop-up, the destroyer of user happiness

  (3/3)His new findings and admitted he was wrong at first, but it was too late. Now we're stuck with the cringe people who call themselves alphas and sigmas

  2024-04-12 01:46

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  I am become pop-up, the destroyer of user happiness

  (2/3)In a pack fight for dominance to become its leader. It wasn't until after his previous work became popular and he checked on the wolves again when he realized the alpha (and beta) were parents and the submissive wolves were their children.He published

  2024-04-12 01:44

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  I am become pop-up, the destroyer of user happiness

  Rudolph Schenkel was the one who came up with the term "alpha wolf". He was studying a wild wolf pack's behaviors and noticed that one of them was more dominant (the alpha) while the others were more submissive, so he thought and published that the wolves

  2024-04-12 01:42

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  I am become pop-up, the destroyer of user happiness

  It's the way Twitter is formatted when someone replies to a post. I don't like it either, but have you seriously never seen any Twitter posts before?

  2024-04-12 01:33

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  Time consuming

  The joke was supposed to be along the lines of it being time-consuming

  2024-03-29 10:34

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  thats pretty skibidi

  To be fair, more people know about the Vice President of the United States compared to a machinima series, so people are more likely to have to look up what it is

  2024-03-27 14:45

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  dantes moment

  I had a Mexican friend in high school with the last name Moreno-Moreno, so it was more obvious his parents had the same last name and made it that much easier to joke about him being an AlabaMexican

  2024-03-26 23:08

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  yeah

  There's a song by Eddie Murphy called Yeah, which has a bunch of the top singers from around the late 80's and early 90's singing variations of the word "yeah". I recommend giving it a listen

  2024-03-08 06:08

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  Black history month meme

  If only

  2024-03-01 06:25

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  done

  What movie?

  2024-02-18 06:20

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  Mine is 123456789111 123 12/31

  What do I gain from lying about my crazy minion name?

  2024-02-17 09:20

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  Mine is 123456789111 123 12/31

  2734 5254 0175 4999 086 03/28

  2024-02-17 06:55

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  the third guy in the threesome

  The third guy in OP's threesome waiting for his turn be like

  2024-02-16 09:18

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  He is speaking the language of gods.

  Can I get a translation?

  2024-02-02 06:36

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  lol

  You fool, they can't do that

  2024-01-26 01:25

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  Dr Surgeon

  More mouse bites!

  2024-01-06 05:44

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  Dr Surgeon

  "I AM NOT A SURGEON "

  2024-01-06 01:00

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  Limp bizkit tattoo story

  Almost 8 years later, I still get on it and become more retarded every day. The lesson here is to get out while you still can

  2024-01-04 06:36

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  Limp bizkit tattoo story

  If you don't make mistakes while young, then you don't get to learn the lessons they give. The biggest mistake I made as a teenager was listening to my friend when he told me to download an app called Memedroid.

  2024-01-04 06:35

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  Dog in 4th of July

  The little dogs act out like that to intimidate the bigger, scary thing so it'll be scared instead and won't try to fight the dog. Bigger dogs are generally calmer because they're more likely to win a fight, so they aren't usually going around intimidating

  2024-01-04 06:14

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  Limp bizkit tattoo story

  That's just what we're supposed to do as teenagers

  2024-01-04 06:07

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  Hmmmm

  You did NOT need to make a gay Camp Lazlo drawing your watermark

  2024-01-04 01:13

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  late happy new year everyone

  No problem . I live in a city with lots of military, and it's surprising how many people still set off their own fireworks

  2024-01-02 13:37

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  late happy new year everyone

  I'm assuming it plays a fireworks sound effect when they say happy new year, which sounds like explosions and/or gunfire, reminding him of his time in the military, triggering his PTSD

  2024-01-02 13:32

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  angy

  "You don't seem to understand, Japan isn't yours to conquer." -OmniGodzilla

  2023-12-24 05:46

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  Beautiful

  Jolorado. Jolly for short

  2023-12-22 06:04

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  Teens

  Why do you care about what 12 year old girls find hot? Are you worried about the competition?

  2023-12-15 20:15

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  wtf

  Watch the clip of Mac's bike from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, I'm sure it'll educate you and make you laugh

  2023-12-07 06:42

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  wtf

  Fellas, there's no need to fight. We're ALL retarded

  2023-12-07 06:37

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  Ju-Rong

  I will though, "I hate Jews very much"

  2023-12-04 21:08

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  Racist stores are doing great

  You can hate one race but still love all the others

  2023-11-30 06:51

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  me irl

  And on that account, he posted something racist, someone responded with "That is racist." Which he was agreeing with because he said it just to be racist so someone could get upset about it so he could suck their energy

  2023-11-30 01:48

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  me irl

  False. This scene is from the show What We Do In the Shadows, the guy in the meme is an energy vampire, which is a more "modern" vampire that sucks energy out of people instead of blood. In this scene, he was trolling people online to suck their energy,

  2023-11-30 01:46

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  -

  Hacksaw Ridge, I got whiplash when they showed the real Desmond Doss

  2023-11-25 07:08

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  Question

  CocoFun

  2023-11-25 06:57

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  Hans Zimmer's piano

  It's okay, I already have plenty to share

  2023-11-24 09:49

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  Hans Zimmer's piano

  Amazon Prime Video, Paramount+, MGM+, or my place, but my landlord turned off the heat, so we'll have to cuddle to stay warm

  2023-11-24 09:47

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  Huge wolf

  

  2023-11-24 07:14

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  Napoleon movie

  Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

  2023-11-24 07:09

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  Hans Zimmer's piano

  Watch it pussy . It's pretty good if you're willing to look past some of the science explanations. It is science fiction after all

  2023-11-24 07:06

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  Huge wolf

  Wolves are pretty cool . One of the wolves on I've met peed on me, and no one or nothing else has peed on me since then, so I guess I'm still owned by it

  2023-11-24 06:55

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  Cap knows

  Then you realize they don't do jack shit

  2023-11-21 21:41

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  0

  I'm also tired of these damn foster children

  2023-11-09 00:44

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  That one kid in class

  Dad was right then

  2023-11-05 17:27

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  let the dog eat

  Hell yeah

  2023-10-31 21:58

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  dongs in a language

  It's just a list of fake languages you can learn on Duolingo. High Valyrian is from "Game of Thrones", Klingon is from "Star Trek", and Dutch is from "The Netherlands"

  2023-10-29 10:25

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  dongs in a bag

  Lose weight and stop being fat and poor, fatass

  2023-10-29 10:17

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  The real frauds

  The real frauds. It's like you didn't even read the meme or even the title

  2023-10-28 10:14

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  Welp hes gone

  Imagine caring about what a bunch of retards think about you and getting that upset about it

  2023-10-28 06:15

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  Hahahaha

  It's not too bad

  2023-10-25 04:37

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  clear winner

  "One"

  2023-10-25 01:41

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  Nice

  Big head = big brain = smart

  2023-10-22 06:44

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  md is king

  They both died on April 9, 2021

  2023-10-22 06:35

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  wiping boogers on baby phineas. or baby harold

  That's what nicknames are for. You could call him Wally

  2023-10-21 06:31

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  When sonic is president

  Chili Dog Thursdays please

  2023-10-20 00:39

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  Good to know who is keeping big pharma in business

  Because he's forcing himself to smile

  2023-10-19 20:25

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  Black

  Good

  2023-10-15 01:39

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  I’m so broke rn

  

  2023-10-13 07:01

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  Gaming community can be really cool

  The one good thing Ubisoft has ever done

  2023-10-12 06:30

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  Signs in Colorado are almost nonexistent

  He had the right to remain silent

  2023-10-08 00:06

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  I hate that this is relatable

  Real

  2023-10-07 07:07

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  Latest Pixar movie looks good

  Source?

  2023-10-07 06:47

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  Have to be smarter than the equipment

  Where did you work? Foodservice?

  2023-10-01 01:46

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  this so true bruh!!

  There's still hope . Rockstar made RDR2 in 2018 and I haven't met anyone that's said they didn't like it. But of course there's still the chance they only appeal to the GTA Online group

  2023-10-01 01:37

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  Lovecrafts cat

  Even I don't know what it is

  2023-09-28 06:43

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  Did the app just not get updated?

  

  2023-09-28 06:27

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  Lol

  Iris by The Goo Goo Dolls

  2023-09-19 09:26

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  1 Kings 18:27

  For the lazy: "About noontime Elijah began mocking them. “You’ll have to shout louder,” he scoffed, “for surely he is a god! Perhaps he is daydreaming, or is relieving himself. Or maybe he is away on a trip, or is asleep and needs to be wakened!”" NLT

  2023-09-16 06:55

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  Requesting immediate EVAC

  Foxtrot Alpha Tango

  2023-09-16 06:52

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  Play stupid games…

  Californians are stupid and don't think approaching the big territorial animal is a bad idea

  2023-09-16 01:25

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  Thoughts

  He doesn't punish the people in Hell. He's also being tormented

  2023-09-14 06:15

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  hell yeah

  Hell yeah

  2023-09-14 01:36

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  What fucking law says you can’t save animals

  It's not a law that they aren't allowed to help, but it's their job to document nature as passive observers, as if they weren't there, all the highs and lows of nature, but they decided to not help in this case

  2023-09-12 08:23

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