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  Even a hamster can earn respect when kindness shows up

  Hurray for puffy!

  2025-12-04 08:08

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  insurance who?

  I had a stroke trying to read this!

  2025-12-04 08:06

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  phone crash

  Unpopular opinion: it is 100% her fault BUT, two things: 1she is a nurse practitioner. It is possible what she was texting may have been very important. 2-WHAT IS THE FREEKING DEAL WITH THESE FREEKING DUMBASS ROAD CONSTRUCTION CREWS NOT BUILDING SHOULDERS?

  2025-09-06 09:48

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  Promising show hyped to death, bad ending incoming

  Game of thrones

  2025-07-03 14:05

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  If animals didn’t wanna be eaten why food tho

  Skinny Alex Jones?

  2025-07-02 07:54

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  What the 2020 Minneapolis Riots left behind

  Am I the only one who expected the Popeyes to be completely untouched?

  2025-05-28 20:00

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  Disney’s next theme park heads to Abu Dhabi, chaos inco...

  I guess we know what the mystery mouse-ka-tool is.

  2025-05-08 13:42

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  Shoutout to Melissa for the mid-air cookie delivery

  Before reading all of it, I thought the story was how she got caught wearing a smuggling belt of cigarettes.

  2025-04-11 07:55

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  Grievous lightsaber memem

  That's how I look leaving Aldi's when I don't have a quarter!

  2025-03-19 09:27

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  Water tank to end your arguments

  You can't just buy an Asian kid you sicko!

  2025-03-17 07:44

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  Title goes here

  Who is this guy? He's freaking hilarious!

  2025-02-22 15:45

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  Cool website idea

  Man and women have different chromosomes... oh wait... that made a come back? Thanks papa Trump!

  2025-02-12 10:02

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  "Senient Ham"

  230/130 mm/hg

  2025-01-17 08:47

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  "Senient Ham"

  Why the Mucinex glob red?

  2025-01-16 17:10

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  Gotts put those skills to use

  This whole thing looks staged as hell. Roped off section, a dazzling move that only works when that guy participates. Fake!

  2025-01-13 07:46

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  Party like it's 1776

  Why 2 hammers?

  2025-01-11 11:09

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  History of emperor Aurelian

  You might mean Marcus Aurelius. I couldn't find anything from Aurelian.

  2025-01-07 08:06

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  This is beyond accurate. 98% of photos i take are of brok...

  I'm a paramedic... my wife made the mistake once!

  2025-01-04 12:45

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  Cute raccoon relaxation

  I'm not sure where that raccoon is, but I'm pretty sure it ain't New York.

  2024-12-26 14:58

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  This is a baby chamaleon

  I did not know a reptile could be so cute! Look at 'em throwing them little gang signs!

  2024-12-26 14:41

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  Measuring a cat blood pressure

  Are babies not human?

  2024-12-19 13:08

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  Medieval bros had the same problems

  Dude! I'm a paramedic/firefighter. My wife HAS to know when I'll be home. I guess I'll just make double sure an MVA doesn't take place 10 minutes before my shift ends.

  2024-12-16 10:28

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  A miracle happened there

  Then imagine they stop right before you kid and say, "Sorry, this isn't covered in your plan."

  2024-12-12 11:05

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  Funniest politics meme

  Ok guys. Am I the only one who is soooooo sick of that song?

  2024-10-24 17:44

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  Certantly haha

  This kid is living my life!

  2024-10-18 09:40

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  I HAVE JUST MET YOU AND I LOVE YOU !

  Yeah and cost $100,000!

  2024-10-13 09:43

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  Worst episode of 'How It's Made' ever

  But my Lord, there is no such army!

  2024-09-29 16:03

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  Title

  Or 'states' like California!

  2024-09-20 18:56

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  Relax sir

  10 mg versed does wonders!

  2024-09-17 13:26

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  The predator

  Yeah but has he fought Godzilla? Oh wait...

  2024-09-16 19:05

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  Big snake room

  Sweet! *pours gas*. Neato! *lights match*

  2024-09-16 13:59

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  My taste in women

  I don't get the Ben Shapiro reference. Can you spell it out to e in crayon?

  2024-09-11 09:34

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  Violent video games

  Snowrunner has made me rage FAR more than any other game on earth!

  2024-09-07 13:31

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  shitpost

  Water

  2024-08-17 18:06

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  He lived

  Kinda feel that's its fake

  2024-08-07 19:24

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  Doggos are so great

  Drinking cool water also reduces temperature.

  2024-07-25 09:04

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  Ok

  Because it's an Illinois license plate, it's asking if you're still alive after they just shot you.

  2024-07-22 09:04

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  kek

  I'm kinda retarded. Would someone be so kind as to explain this to me? Preferably with crayons?

  2024-07-19 20:32

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  Chips, Crisps, Lays

  Not today it ain't! Today it's potato chips!

  2024-07-04 08:19

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  Just a dream

  I'm a paramedic, and honestly I kinda felt like I was the only one who felt that way. Feel bad for the nurses and RTs though.

  2024-07-01 18:41

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  Too dark

  As clueless as she is, and yes she can be that stupid, but honestly I think she may have suffered a bad head injury/ concussion. Probably why she's in a hospital room.

  2024-06-25 13:25

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  He is a man of focus

  When you get caught on pornhub @ work, you can just say your trying to calculate Dopamine!

  2024-06-25 13:19

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  The Acolyte Episode 4 (SPOILERS)

  I just read that in a Scottish accent. Go away now!

  2024-06-21 11:18

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  Ah shit I'm in love

  Don't worry Anon. Chasing love is like grabbing a butterfly. Instead of trying to grab the prettiest, wait for one that feels comfortable around you, come to you! Rushing helps ensure you're never found!

  2024-06-21 11:01

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  Hamster MRI

  So many choices of colors for Colban wrap, and what color did they go with? Penis color... that's what!

  2024-06-08 11:55

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  Listening to your first sounds

  I agree completely. Most people don't get that psychologically deep!

  2024-05-07 16:10

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  Food for thought

  Mr. Rogers

  2024-04-26 22:56

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  Dam son

  I doubt it's in Chicago. They love keeping law abiding citizens vulnerable.

  2024-04-20 08:35

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  Title

  I wonder, do they use an alcohol pad when starting an IV on a death row killing?

  2024-04-20 07:49

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  I play both sides so that I always come put on top

  Suboxone. Take too much, the narcan kicks in. Prescribed to drug users.

  2024-04-09 07:47

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  lmao

  I think he did that on porpoise

  2024-03-08 20:13

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  Night people vs morning people

  As it should be. FIGHT ME!!!

  2024-01-03 12:53

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  dongs in a camp

  Rooster : *crows* Me: wakes up Horse: *stares* Me: wakes up feeling judged

  2023-12-31 09:52

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  Mom picking up her kid from school

  Well if firefighters/EMTs got paid worth a shit, maybe they wouldn't have to try so hard to make ends meet!

  2023-07-27 11:47

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  Identifies as...

  You know, I think it was done on purpose. The same service that thought Cleopatra was black, probably thinks a .50 cal machine gun is called an AK-15 as well as an AH-64 is called an apache blackhawk.

  2023-06-24 07:37

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  Wholesome bike gift meme

  Kinda had the feeling the last words were gonna be, "... surprised with a new lawsuit."

  2023-04-28 15:02

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  Engineers suck

  Can someone, who is clearly smarter than myself, please explain what I a looking at?

  2023-04-17 05:49

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  I'm Infarctin' It

  Go ahead and draw up 300 MCMG (McMilligrams, not to be confused with McMicrograms mcmcg) of McAmiodarone. He's gonna need it!

  2023-02-17 01:33

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  I love my southern cousins.

  That's it?

  2023-01-25 19:41

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  THIS....

  Dear God!

  2023-01-24 16:37

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  It is a gun cleaning kit.

  This... is quite possible...

  2023-01-03 01:57

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  God

  Amen

  2022-12-18 20:12

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  SPC file 23AH144

  Aawwww gross! The tip of the tounge has an anal sphincter!

  2022-11-27 15:21

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  Guess what all my gifts are going to be this year?

  Cannot find on Amazon. Please let me know if any of yall found

  2022-11-27 14:57

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  why does this actually look fun??

  149th @ WHFTC?

  2022-11-06 23:42

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  Title

  This is totally a future netflix documentary.

  2022-11-02 09:27

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  every bone in my body is craving to fire this no matter t...

  Why does this look like an episode of The Office Brazil

  2022-09-18 05:52

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  Watching the first two episodes of The Rings of Power

  They don't have the rights to the Silmarillion

  2022-09-03 07:17

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  The Rings of Power poster

  I'm with you! So far so good. They may ruin it further down, but nothing made me rage quite. Total surprise.

  2022-09-03 07:12

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  An oldie

  This guy is one direct cause of huge personal shortages in the army

  2022-09-02 21:21

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  All Right Then, Keep Your Secrets

  Now that is OPSEC!

  2022-08-30 21:42

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  Where are the solar panels?

  I live close to al gore... he has butt tons of solar panels in his home in tennessee

  2022-08-18 12:47

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  Great movie

  I'd so watch it

  2022-07-23 05:28

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  I fixed it

  I think we can both agree that replacing it with 'red pepper powder' was the wrong call.

  2022-07-18 21:35

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  Soldiers to the person who took Tabasco out of the MREs

  Chicken bowel burrito... thing had one the other day and I was shocked. Only one I've seen in years

  2022-07-17 20:35

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  Squirt

  I literally called my buddy just to listen to his reaction. He, like myself, nearly passed out reading it.

  2022-07-13 20:54

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  Med school notes but...

  Well if they didn't run freeking d-dimer and triponin on every swinging dick in there, they wouldn't be able to ship everyone out!

  2022-07-13 11:02

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  This is totally what i would do, how bout you?

  I love how the teacher was totally chill and not some Karen

  2022-07-11 08:40

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  Stupid is as stupid does

  My heart sank; I felt he was gonna get his torso crushed

  2022-06-22 12:57

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  Aladdin place

  There it is! I've been looking in the wrong floor!

  2022-06-18 04:39

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  yep

  Dang! As a firefighter I use BTU fire/water calculations; as a paramedic I use joules for defibrillation. Watts... should have been a red flag...

  2022-06-16 19:33

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  yep

  BTUs... Joules... are you a firefighter paramedic?

  2022-06-16 12:57

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  I'm just plain dumb...

  If you ever go to Cracker Barrel, they have them at every table. The instructions are on the board itself. I guess I thought more people have played this game and got frustrated by it. Or maybe I'm just old...

  2022-05-13 09:00

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  Prime ambulance....

  Paramedic here... yes! 10,000%

  2022-03-14 12:25

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  Vegan Idea Backfire

  Are we all going to ignore the sticker that says 'best before death'?

  2022-02-12 14:47

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  Too bad he's a quiter

  I swear to God he looks like the dude from mad max: Fury road.

  2021-12-10 14:37

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  If you use the incognito setting on Youtube you can still...

  Wow! It works!

  2021-11-22 22:03

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  bruh

  Calling an ambulance is free. Transport is billed. If you aren't sure if an ambulance is needed call, and EMS can help you with options you may have.

  2021-07-25 08:11

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  Night night

  It wasn't a kiss, it was a cure. In the event someone is in trouble with a life threatening emergency, it is considered implied consent. This would be like, 'I can't preform CPR, because the cardiac arrest victim didn't give consent.

  2021-06-05 23:30

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  Insert title

  45 seconds along with a lot of squinting.

  2021-05-26 11:12

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  -insert funny title here-

  Ketamine, in my experience, would be the wrong drug to use. All the people I've kicked in the 'k-hole' were sedated. A good dose of epinephrine should do the trick though!

  2021-05-26 10:46

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  Chabron

  Technically she's with the county service and not the state so, not a trooper... but yeah she kicks ass.

  2021-04-28 16:25

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  Please tell me i'm not the only one

  I SECOND THIS MOTION... IS THERE A THIRD?

  2021-04-08 20:39

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  Le gender

  Going to a university doesn't make you smart

  2021-03-22 13:42

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  Smort

  I feel most people would be more helpful than not. Trolls exist where people get offended so easy. But here people ain't pussys and don't really care when they do get trolled... defeating the purpose of trolling.

  2021-03-15 04:06

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  the greatest generation would kick the shit out of us

  AIR FORCE NUMBER ONE

  2021-01-13 16:28

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  He is so proud of himself

  This was edited very well!

  2021-01-12 12:42

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  Happiness

  I can't believe how well I heard that in my mind!

  2020-12-24 08:40

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  Tanks for the circle

  I dont get it. Please explain

  2020-10-24 13:27

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  His god power is the ability to curiously swipe anything ...

  SIMBAAA.... REMEMBER WHOOO YOUUU AREEEE...

  2020-10-05 21:11

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