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  Go camping they said

  Looks like you need that fucker in the tent with all those flies

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  that time when the epic sax guy stole the entire show whi...

  It's a good opportunity to get drunk with friends and laugh at largely bad music

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  that time when the epic sax guy stole the entire show whi...

  Artists at eurovision aren't allowed to play instruments on stage

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  Wooly mice meme

  Would be even better if they could bring back the sicilian dwarf elephant and then breed that into a dwarf wooly mammoth. Fluffy elephant the size of a large dog would be awesome

  2025-03-14 18:53

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  Oh well

  Somebody hasn't heard of operation paperclip

  2025-03-13 04:26

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  Bckpack for the dog

  That dog needs to be in that hannibal lecter trouble bubble methinks

  2025-03-07 07:05

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  At ease, soldier!

  "Can I be dog for a minute?"

  2025-03-07 05:44

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  Yeah

  "Hahaha, ah yes, the fuckening" - this guy

  2025-03-05 08:20

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  Lion as a symbol on European flags

  Have you read/listened to Unruly by David Mitchell? It's great, thoroughly recommend

  2025-03-05 08:17

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  This was the one thing we didn't want to happen.

  Brass eye, episode "pedo-geddon", it's pretty top notch, "drugs" was also an excellent episode

  2025-03-03 14:48

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  Bobcat growl

  If not fren, why fren shaped?

  2025-03-03 06:05

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  Never

  It's just how to resolve a squared bracketed equation. We used to expand to (a+b)(a+b) and then use FOIL (First, Outer, Inner, Last)

  2025-03-01 12:22

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  The reaction was great

  Ruined by tiktok

  2025-02-28 12:24

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  Is the cure for male depression being surrounded by chicks?

  Now get up safely without squishing even one

  2025-02-26 08:39

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  Stop noticing

  Mel Gibson: "They run Hollywood and will kick you out for pointing it out" (((Them))): "How dare you say that, get out of Hollywood, you'll never work here again"

  2025-02-23 03:51

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  Truly a chad

  Did they sit on each other's shoulders and wear a long trench coat?

  2025-02-21 08:12

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  That's a lot of paternity tests

  Not just a multiload, the average ejaculation is about 2.5ml and she took a but over 1000 of them, so around 2.5l or 5 pints of unadulterated jizz

  2025-02-20 11:47

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  Let them fight

  Is it my GI tract or the GI tract of a victorian urchin?

  2025-02-20 11:40

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  That's a lot of paternity tests

  I mean, contraception is only 99.9% effective at best, she speed-ran a clinical trial all on her own and proved that 1 in 1000 is about right

  2025-02-20 11:39

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  Finally Macedonia has internet

  Can still play time crisis on that thing, so you're the one who's really winning but

  2025-02-19 07:21

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  Tat

  And what if you're writing down an email address by hand?

  2025-02-19 02:21

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  Tangled

  Based

  2025-02-16 22:37

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  May I have your Land?

  He wanted the lot apart from Spain and Italy as they were already fascists. Lebensraum is lebensraum, doesn't matter which direction it's in

  2025-02-16 11:10

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  How about you just let him have some fun

  Shadilay blasting everywhere he goes

  2025-02-15 12:43

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  We got this

  Me-myself-and-I May

  2025-02-15 12:41

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  Awards are a fraud

  Why didn't you put his name in the tags or the title OP?

  2025-02-12 05:29

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  One of the best simpsons episodes ever.

  Thank you, been ages since I've seen that one

  2025-02-10 19:53

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  One of the best simpsons episodes ever.

  Which episode?

  2025-02-10 04:20

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  Jk

  Avocados taste like greasy grass clippings, change my mind

  2025-02-09 02:31

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  Henry Cavill is like us, but handsome

  Famously terrible, think he's barely in it too and was just used to sell it

  2025-02-08 16:37

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  Sarajevo incident

  If you use the duckplayer in duckduckgo's browser, you get no ads

  2025-02-08 14:58

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  haha

  Lizzo threatened to eat the ref if they delayed her chicken

  2025-02-08 14:48

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  CAT. FUCKING. HEAD. EAGLES. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.

  Badly cropped, tumblr style humour, in a youtube comment, in a disgusting font *chef's kiss* perfection

  2025-02-08 02:21

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  It's all of them

  Best start thinning the herd then, unrelated, anyone know someone selling a cheap bulldozer, a tonne of sheet metal, concrete and a welding torch?

  2025-02-07 17:45

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  keeping it together

  There's one upside of these 12 hour shifts though, I work 4 on, 4 off, alternating days and nights

  2025-02-07 17:42

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  keeping it together

  My man, try 7am-7pm, that shit's killing me, I welcome the night shifts, there's no meetings and no one to piss me off

  2025-02-07 17:38

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  the rich and powerful are above the law

  What do you mean laws with fines are only designed to affect poor people?

  2025-02-07 17:03

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  They tax us for everything

  What do you mean dumb shit? I'd love for my taxes to be spent on bringing a remake of sesame street to Iran and to go to funding their child sex ring, those are my favourite things

  2025-02-07 16:56

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  scary time with 2025 "president"

  Gay bait tacos you say

  2025-02-07 14:12

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  An accurate meme

  Professionals have standards

  2025-02-06 17:59

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  Amazing

  I know my car is messier than it should be most of the time, but dear God, how is that not embarrassing enough that when you break down you just write off the car?

  2025-02-06 16:51

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  The Clinton Foundation raked in Millions from USAID

  It begins with "Ep" and ends in "stein's child sex island"

  2025-02-06 06:27

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  Search it up

  Or just be nice, jeez

  2025-02-06 06:17

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  DeepSeek, CCP censorship embodied

  I think you mean West Taiwan is a disgrace to humanity

  2025-02-06 06:06

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  Search it up

  

  2025-02-06 06:05

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  I don't understand all those magical anal beads :(

  No, that's the add adhd bracelet, you need the subtract adhd bracelet

  2025-02-05 07:56

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  Chicharon Bulaklak tastes better if you don't know what i...

  It's literally just pig fat, it's basically Philippino pork scratchings/chicharrones/pork crackling/pork rinds depending on where you're from

  2025-02-04 18:26

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  Do not lick the pulse-jet engine

  I love the infinite simplicity of a pulse jet

  2025-02-03 20:25

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  Don't blame the user, blame poor training.

  If only an £1800 phone could have come with a charging brick, cheers all manufacturers with your "it's better for the planet if we don't send you any charging bricks anymore what do you mean it helps our margins? That never occurred to us in the slightest"

  2025-02-03 20:22

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  Also not a truck

  Is it still the fastest plane ever built (that we are allowed to know exists)?

  2025-02-03 17:14

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  let's play

  I struggle after hair straighteners

  2025-02-02 19:53

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  What a BAMF

  Definitely a lunatic, also a genius, they are not mutually exclusive

  2025-02-02 15:22

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  How much meat actually comes off one whole cow?

  Butchered and prepared correctly a cow can relatively easily feed 1000 people

  2025-02-01 18:20

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  dont do meth

  I think dentistry might be a scam, I haven't brushed my teeth in 6 years and have no cavities or anything worse than some light staining

  2025-02-01 15:27

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  coincidence? I think not!

  Steal HIS look

  2025-02-01 14:46

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  Yep. That's me

  PUT HIM IN A BODYBAG

  2025-02-01 14:37

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  "Valve releases steam" was a puzzling headline back then

  The real joke is the fact that their game devs haven't put out anything but hats for TF2 and 1 VR experience for about 15 years

  2025-02-01 09:47

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  Who you going to date?

  OP's face when they're all the same person

  2025-02-01 08:02

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  To me, Zendaya just seems repulsively angry most of the time

  I swear zendaya is the harbinger of twinks

  2025-02-01 05:41

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  To me, Zendaya just seems repulsively angry most of the time

  Paul is still basically a child in the book, I think Chani is a little bit older though

  2025-02-01 03:13

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  Is it though

  Methinks OP doesn't know their audience

  2025-01-31 19:01

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  https://reason.com/2025/01/31/the-government-says-money-i...

  Welcome to being off the gold standard, money is worthless and is just used to control you

  2025-01-31 18:57

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  Australian lifestyle

  How do you not worry about stepping in broken glass?

  2025-01-31 04:23

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  how much

  

  2025-01-30 14:19

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  Toyota car owners

  04 avensis, light comes on every now and again, it's always the cat converter whinging about the fuel quality, I turn it off, it comes back 6 months later, it's not a real issue, it still passes the emissions test

  2025-01-28 16:51

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  Selena Gomez crying memes are getting better and better

  She has lupus

  2025-01-28 16:31

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  Gahh

  What was up with people's collars in goodfellas?

  2025-01-28 08:14

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  Continuous elevator

  It's called a paternoster lift

  2025-01-28 07:58

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  Funny Nosferatu meme

  Man looks like he's going to waste your time when you just want an ice cream

  2025-01-27 09:11

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  what is this? (wrong answers only)

  A damn good way to break your wrist?

  2025-01-27 06:49

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  A true mystery

  Try making a tea with the bay leaves and nothing else, then you'll know what it adds

  2025-01-26 07:54

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  You ain’t black

  Did he actually join a prince hall lodge?

  2025-01-25 17:26

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  Trust us

  Look up what necklacing is and tell me nelson and winnie mandela were even adjacent to decent human beings

  2025-01-25 09:29

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  Rock paper scissors to decide who wins the race

  I'd give them both a DQ for unfairly influencing the outcome of the race, also, fuck cyclists

  2025-01-24 05:43

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  British bakery

  It's something they do in London pie and mash shops a lot, it's cheaper, faster and easier than egg washing to get the lid to bind, and they make huge numbers daily so are saving a lot of time and money

  2025-01-23 14:40

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  discord meme

  Man the loos at my secondary sucked, didn't even have loo roll holders in the stalls, they just had one massive one as you walked in, so you had to guess how much you might need, was terrible

  2025-01-23 02:13

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  I just run laps around the pond

  It's always g13

  2025-01-22 09:15

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  No baby on board

  Wouldn't like to be this guy when he tries to put in an insurance claim and that's on the dash cam of the other guy

  2025-01-22 09:14

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  Ice and chainsaws

  Looks like they want to go ice fishing, think some of them have poles, but surely the chainsaws will frighten the fish and also, far too close together, enjoy your ice bath feckin' eejits

  2025-01-21 09:37

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  Every single time.

  "Are you telling me I can check their early life section on Wikipedia?" "No Neo, I'm telling you, when you're ready, you won't have to"

  2025-01-20 13:02

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  Chicken: Wake up kitty, we need to cook

  *pornhub font* "Chick playing with her pussy"

  2025-01-20 13:00

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  The Memedroid Movie Studio didn't last long, but at least...

  It's available on 1337x.to if you sail the 7 seas

  2025-01-20 12:46

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  The Memedroid Movie Studio didn't last long, but at least...

  It's available on 1337x.to if you sail the 7 seas

  2025-01-20 12:46

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  Road rage goes this far

  What klingon, hot topic, edgy goth kid shit is that knife?

  2025-01-20 07:54

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  The Memedroid Movie Studio didn't last long, but at least...

  Show is called danger 5, ran for 2 seasons, pretty funny, recommend watching it all of you can find it anywhere

  2025-01-19 23:23

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  European 4 day work week meme

  I knew what you mean, I work 4 on, 4 off, which is great

  2025-01-19 23:10

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  Ice over ice lake

  

  2025-01-19 23:08

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  A bit of corporate banter!

  I'm gonna short their stock the day before release, they're gonna go bust of this shit

  2025-01-19 22:56

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  Title

  There was a yeast infection epidemic the week they went

  2025-01-19 22:20

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  wildlife stories

  Meep meep

  2025-01-19 22:16

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  I actually went for a shave the other day, it was rather ...

  But, having a big old handlebar moustache does mean I get ID'd a hell of a lot less than I would with just my baby face

  2025-01-18 20:25

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  Damn

  I get what you mean

  2025-01-18 03:00

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  Damn

  Yeah, but courtesy of culture surrounding the spog, there'd just be another entitled turd on the streets at least 80% of the time

  2025-01-17 20:01

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  ARGH

  I just wish they could agree that when they buy the rights to stream 1 film from a series, they have to buy the rights to the rest of them, john wick 1 and 2 on one streaming service and 3 and 4 in another, while the spin off show is on a 3rd is awful

  2025-01-17 10:31

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  Industrial wood chipper

  You would charge us to blend pedos? That's not very neighbourly

  2025-01-17 09:18

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  It's Friday dudes!

  Ermine

  2025-01-17 09:10

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  boy is made to fight zombies

  Feel like he needs a ddr machine pushed up to that house of the dead

  2025-01-15 09:17

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  Asking for a friend

  Write over it in wipe off pens, then it will wipe off with that

  2025-01-14 22:33

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  It is all true

  Remember when you had to think about how many texts and minutes you'd get in your contract and now all of them are just unlimited and every just needs to know how much data they get

  2025-01-14 13:35

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  It's like if someone sucked all the life out of Halle Barry

  Book is better, if you don't want to read it, the audiobooks are pretty good too

  2025-01-14 13:33

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