Offlinemaker

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Offlinemaker | 2022-03-23 09:30

Dont we all sign, dont we all...

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I hope that the effect here is fake because its hella dangerous for her Thats how radiation on a image sensor should look like, you can build a shitty radiation detector by taping over your phones camera. The radiation passes through the tape, light doesnt

2022-11-06 06:06
+9
Minecraft meme
It just crashes the game

2022-10-22 04:06
+38
Queen Elizabeth realizing she only has 4 years left to pl...
Turns out it actually just was one!

2022-09-20 03:16
+2
Girls drawing
I dont see the problem with either

2022-05-06 19:26
+20
said
He calmly explained

2021-11-22 06:14
+40
Better version. Please downvote the other one.
When you fuck up the series so hard Davies has to resurrect it a second time

2021-11-04 08:52
+19
Le rimmed
Rimworld A game I have sunken many many hours into, yet I still dont get the joke.

2021-10-17 19:20
+11
,,,,, damnn
Hell no, the difference between coke light and zero is even stronger than between coke and pepsi

2021-10-13 19:22
0
Le romanian
Salvadore Ganacci - Step-Grandma Great Video!

2021-10-12 18:41
+29
End the endemic
I dont even care for the accuracy of the numbers, but calculcating surviveabilty per whole population and not per infected is just completely wrong. What you have there is the mortality rate, which is also relevant, but it is something different.

2021-09-21 10:22
0
Tired of your shit
Is it really from Brotherhood? I do not remember that scene... Well I will have to rewatch the whole series again

2014-12-16 05:14
+3
Austria's olympics team
Title please tell the picture how to write 'Austria'

2014-02-08 16:03
+51
Listerine man
Actually he was Austrian and his name was Dr. Ignaz Semmelweis. Get your facts straight

2014-01-07 01:54
-2
Fuck
Call MacGyver

2013-12-21 23:32
+3
Look at k and l
Curse you siul0505, now i look like a reposter

2013-11-25 12:40
+9
Look at k and l
@Uploader Hello there Natalie

2013-11-25 12:38
+13
Wtf?
Guys, its drinkable, but they do not infact drink that water! (The main reason may be that the water remains yellow)

2013-11-11 12:27
0
My new sweet kitten.
Plot Twist: They were just washing the kitten before bringing it to the vet.

2013-11-10 19:02
-8
haha @ bottom comment, that's what Halloween is
Kitty Cata Katarina and Red Card Katarina

2013-10-25 06:59
+2
well played Motorola.... well played indeed. POOP!

2013-09-26 12:03
-15
Balloons
What cheap ass bastard gifts balloons???

2013-09-18 01:35
+8
Best background pony?
@Title: Doctor Whooves

2013-09-18 01:33
+29
dubstep ....
Thor is that you? Never can hold them apart.

2013-09-12 17:38
-2
:)
^^ actually its the bad quality jpeg compression

2013-09-10 11:11
+1
Time
Yea right Einstein and Hawkins are idiots and you are totally right

2013-09-01 08:16
+5
Fullmetal ^_^
^yep they are And FMA is in my opinion one of the best Animes ever, only second to the first 15 episodes of SAO

2013-08-14 07:21
+16
Sonic me!
I will find you and I will marry you!!

2013-08-12 17:08
-12
7 deadly sins if spongebob
FMA Bikini Bottom

2013-08-08 10:25
+1
henry cavill a true geek
Save in... WoW? At least make it believeable...

2013-08-04 21:42
+10
I likr unicorns :3
What happened to you donkey?

2013-08-04 08:05
+50
Those faces...
I dont understand... Because he was acting? The new spiderman is a sissy whose head is 50% Hair and 50% pokerface

2013-08-02 04:47
+2
Title iz dolan
I live in Vienna... Where is it exactly? I need the address... for educational matters

2013-07-30 20:20
+7
duct tape
So Deadpool loves guns, explosives and duct tape and is mentally unstable... so he is basically a mythbuster?

2013-07-25 21:12
+8
Dem Feels
Give that cute little thing some love Just because its more common than pikachu or evee it still needs hugs

2013-07-25 21:06
+78
game of thronessss
Oh i would love to see the face of future archeologists finding that thing. That and some legends about a 'Dovahkin' will lead to the final conclusion that once dragons really existed

2013-07-24 21:47
+7
Volts suck :3
@medumdum So tell me, your gasoline engine does not produce heat, light or sound? A normal enigne is waaaay less fuel efficient than power plants. Any of them

2013-07-24 21:41
+4
Save Water
Or you could take what is called... a bath

2013-07-24 04:26
+2
my life
*problems curse you autocorrect

2013-07-24 04:22
+1
my life
Try startrek next gen 7700 minutes of fun but if you watch that in one day you got serious problemlos

2013-07-24 04:21
+1
way
It does infact have an end, but you cant get 'out of the universe' because outside there is neither space nor time.

2013-07-09 06:29
+3
NoPe
^ *speak

2013-07-02 19:17
-3
NoPe
I know it is correct. I spek german myself Its just to take some random word, translate it and then 'yell' it in capslock is neither funny nor original anymore. At least thats my opinion and I wont argue about its validity

2013-07-02 19:15
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NoPe
I really do enjoy this memes. When theyre not just some random word in caps. This one is just some random word in caps

2013-07-02 19:09
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Bill......oh Bill
At least get your shit right uploader: Cement needs to dry in order to get hard, and sucks in all the surrounding water like a sponge. Since the water has nowhere to go it will stay liquid (Cement is pretty toxic so you would prob. die anyways)

2013-06-30 19:34
+1
This. Fucking. Chick.
I would like to upvote this to heaven.

2013-06-28 05:33
+81
'merica
BS you can even buy them via Amazon. Lockpicks are completely legal all around the world

2013-06-26 14:34
+5
real friends
I really hope they continue the series... Gehee

2013-06-01 11:56
+3
ironically I have to accept the TOS of memedroid to post ...
*they took it out

2013-05-14 18:13
+6
ironically I have to accept the TOS of memedroid to post ...
BS I think it was Blizzard in the early years of WoW. But just 5 bucks or so. And until they took they payed 15 $ ir so...

2013-05-14 18:08
+53
Asian parents
the coorect answer would be something in the terms of 4.5 + 0.5j OP is so much forever alone, even his number are imaginary

2013-04-24 00:49
-4
heelloo
a better advice mallard

2013-04-10 19:13
+15
how does that happen?
bfbc2 players will know srsly though 32 Kills in 9 mins with a accuracy of 130%? That man hast to be a whirlwind oflead and pain and clicking noises...

2013-04-10 19:09
+30
Yep
Its really a tall person-problem...

2013-04-02 01:42
+1
Wondering what happened to tentacle porn
Shark Bait

2013-03-22 08:23
+2
WTF!!
Actually, the sun would get a little hotter!

2013-03-19 02:22
+5
true
They would never argue, because none of them would ever have a different opinion than the right one

2013-02-20 01:50
+4
Sytytin oman pieruni tuleen
^Damn one comment too late Well i still can be MacGyver...

2013-01-03 18:07
-2
Epic
On what planet do you live? Atmosphere ends at about 50 miles...

2012-12-21 03:59
+14
Why so stupid?
Shopped

2012-12-19 05:38
-5
Chocolate !!!
Tea

2012-12-17 11:11
+1
what
They just dream mainly with motoric and audiovisual senses

2012-12-17 11:10
+3
keyboard kat
And that is how Darius is played

2012-12-15 06:03
+1
hello mr title
Irgendwer wollte klugscheissen und hat "Österreichischen Schilling" oder so auf wikipedia gefunden, und halt das falsche kopiert Ein klassischer Guttenberg

2012-11-28 10:59
+7
hello mr title
Irgendwer wollte klugscheissen und hat "Österreichischen Schilling" oder so auf wikipedia gefunden, und halt das falsche kopiert Ein klassischer Guttenberg

2012-11-28 10:47
+19
Kalifornialaisnainen menetti jo työpaikkansa, mutta pahe...
It's engineer-language for "Guys i think we put the batteries in the wrong way"

2012-11-13 18:53
+2
Family Reunion... in your room....
Why is the top right frame empty?

2012-11-11 10:27
+8
bitches love air
*birches

2012-11-06 10:38
+3
Hipsters are a mythological creature akin to common sense
@OP Gee, thanks captain obvious!

2012-09-22 05:02
-1
I have all Lego games and there awesome, exept Lego batma...
Not shure if i shoukd upvote because he is right or downvote because he is 13 and thinks he is no kid anymore

2012-08-29 16:48
+3
xksoaalnx
Normally i would ignore "stupider", but making that mistake while accusing everyone else of being dumb... Come on

2012-08-29 05:09
+2
Problems?
Fun Fact: You can stimulate every brain region with magnetic fields With an Field that strong the soldier would be bulletproof but also trrippin balls!

2012-08-27 18:47
+8
mind blown!
Its just a pyramid, if it was a hole the shadow inside would be exactly the opposite of what it is

2012-08-24 01:39
+9
why? seriously y?
It IS a voicechanger, that normally is on. You see that thing in the first movie, he puts it in one of the ears of his mask (it also acts as communication device). Nevertheless, the Batvoice is shitty

2012-08-07 05:53
+14
Annoying PC
^thats like buying an expensive car without engine... Sure, it looks good, but you can't do much more than sitting there until you get bored of it...

2012-08-07 03:49
+8
Reality
Actually it would be perfect for a Hacker to use a macbook. Just install a proper OS over OS X And when they see you have a Macbook noone would ever think that you know ANYTHING about computers

2012-08-01 19:11
+8
The Elder Rape
Rapehouse 13 Doctor Rape Rapeman Begins

2012-08-01 02:05
+1
In Russia....
Actually that was in Germany, it was a bet in a show called "Wetten, dass!"

2012-07-18 08:27
+1
GENIUS
Lol, in which friggin subject do they ask you that all? Fake

2012-07-17 01:59
+22
dead people laughing
You listen to Freddy Mercury, Micheal Jackson, Elvis...

2012-06-26 19:07
+13
Problem Time
You know thats not trollscience? It would actually work, so you just learned something in a ragecomic

2012-06-17 15:00
+3
fedex you're so funny
Actually that happened at the Qantas (Australian Flight Company) The funny thing is that they are one of the only flight companys that didnt have one crashed plane since WWII

2012-06-11 00:51
+3

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