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  Dad texts like he’s in a sitcom and we’re the laugh t...

  Wouldn't you praise it then blaze it?

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  sickness unto foolish death

  I wonder what her breath smells like...

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  RIP Steve McMichael, a real legend on and off the field

  >died >Because he was old >More at 11

  2025-04-24 19:01

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  I want in.

  Explain

  2025-04-21 11:26

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  Working from home: blissful silence and zero witnesses

  Where?

  2025-04-17 09:26

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  Title goes here

  GET DEM AMBERLAMPS

  2025-04-14 12:41

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  CATGIRL?

  She'd never stop and leak oil everywhere at the same time

  2025-04-13 21:16

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  dongs in a sample

  Or "random man found stabbed with a spoon and a suspicious amount of sperm covering him"

  2025-04-07 00:12

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  MAGAats

  Rent free

  2025-04-05 12:36

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  dongs in a smoke

  That sign won't stop me cuz I can't read!

  2025-03-29 10:01

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  They put me in the Squidward room at the ER and honestly ...

  Is that why a amber lamps ride is $30k?

  2025-03-27 09:42

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  Superballs

  Let me think for a second Oh, he gets butt-naked And then he walks through the streets Winking at the freaks With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks

  2025-03-27 03:11

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  Construction workers fuel

  Or monster and a gas station burrito

  2025-03-26 14:35

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  How’s your mental health? Me: great. Also me: I’ve be...

  Join the 41%

  2025-03-26 13:02

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  No trucks left lane? Yeah, that’s not stopping me

  You pedal tappers are clogging up the 3 right lanes

  2025-03-26 09:27

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  color swapping

  I thought it would be a pibble

  2025-03-26 07:39

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  Modern problems require modern solutions

  At least 41%

  2025-03-26 07:33

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  People never seize to amaze me with their Stockholm syndrome

  They want to be lied to, they are called sheep for a reason

  2025-03-25 09:03

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  WTF, Lays?

  Wood

  2025-03-25 04:28

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  Idfk

  What the fuck....did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 con

  2025-03-22 16:44

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  Posting demon core memes until Novagecko bans me, part 1

  K.

  2025-03-21 17:02

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  Leaked Shrek 5 images got the internet in shambles

  Representing the Matthews street bridge, woot woot. Arlington expressway let's go! It's ya boy shred durst

  2025-03-21 16:35

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  Deserves a public execution.

  You know when your right your right, and buddy your right

  2025-03-21 16:17

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  Turth

  I've listened to this for hours

  2025-03-20 00:31

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  Suspect

  The best part about British comedy is turning it the fuck off

  2025-03-16 03:34

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  i'm in the middle ground

  Women don't grow beards

  2025-03-15 00:20

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  boy vs girl gym partner

  What a bro

  2025-03-15 00:16

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  could be a coincidence

  QUILTY I SAY DAMNIT!!

  2025-03-14 08:44

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  THIS....

  Rent free

  2025-03-14 02:13

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  Ah yes, the party of love and acceptance

  Rent free

  2025-03-13 08:25

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  The man was brutal!

  R.I.P.

  2025-03-13 02:18

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  Britain

  Oi' yeu got a lolicnse fer thot?

  2025-03-12 02:37

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  I eatted your snoot

  13% see see

  2025-03-09 16:34

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  Cave divers when

  Multi pass

  2025-03-09 07:04

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  hi ladies

  Based

  2025-03-09 06:40

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  HBO casts Paapa Essiedu to play Severus Snape

  "HAAADINDU AHHNUFFINS"

  2025-03-09 01:37

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  dongs in an ai

  What the fuck is this? Finally a good show

  2025-03-08 00:50

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  Slip sliding away

  Now let's see the old lady in the wheelchair give it the ol' collage try

  2025-03-08 00:46

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  Cmon y’all gotta know this one

  Pink Lloyd

  2025-03-07 16:16

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  AI feature meme

  Usually takes a credit card for that

  2025-03-07 06:13

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  MUST CONSOOOOOM

  Xbox game pass has it for you

  2025-03-07 00:32

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  Trombones are suspicious

  It's always satisfying to finger A minor

  2025-03-06 07:41

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  RIP Eddie

  That was a solo for his buddy Mike, whipped it up in 10 min and didn't want credit for it

  2025-03-05 23:44

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  A lump

  Lump lingered last in line for brains and the one she got was sorta rotten and insane Small things so sad that birds could land Is lump fast asleep or rockin' out with the band?

  2025-03-05 18:03

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  B E A N S

  British women and their food made the men the best sailors in the world

  2025-03-05 16:49

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  Would you rather be a member of Van Halen or Motley Crue?

  Thems fight'n words, David Lee Roth or nuthin

  2025-02-27 22:49

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  wiping boogers on the ataturk

  Based

  2025-02-21 21:01

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  Cat society

  That's alot of food for him

  2025-02-21 20:00

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  the ol’ 2-incher

  Layin down the power of the half inch hammer

  2025-02-12 18:34

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  you taking that deal?

  Hot dog water for everyone!

  2025-02-09 11:30

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  I would think the faces would ruin the photo more so than the shoe, them ppl is fucked up lookin

  2025-02-03 22:59

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  dora

  Dora needs a spankin

  2025-02-03 12:53

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  Feel sorry for the cashier

  So we could have all the black slaves we know every white person owned harvesting on the farm all day long and build nations and sheet

  2025-01-31 16:11

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  I hope 47 can fix this...

  I thought uk had free healthcare, and Canada, and Denmark. Something's not adding up

  2025-01-30 18:37

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  probably he's not ok

  Hitting water at that hight is like hitting concrete

  2025-01-29 04:54

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  Unleash the beast

  THRUST OF PAIN INCREASINGLY ENGAGED, SENSORY RECEPTORS SUCCUMB AND NOW I KNOW ALL THE AGONY

  2025-01-28 16:31

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  don't get into gambling

  I know, equality should fix this!

  2025-01-28 11:47

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  Good night, sweet prince!

  K, thanks

  2025-01-28 10:02

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  wiping boogers on bussy

  Indeed

  2025-01-27 15:54

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  Lol fr

  'merica

  2025-01-27 10:56

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  Another cat

  SMOKE

  2025-01-26 19:57

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  Ol Roy...the more humane choice

  That som bitch going right to the freezer

  2025-01-14 14:50

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  Great pronghorns migration New Year's day

  What are those? Deer? Edit: nvm I read the title ..

  2025-01-14 04:53

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  are you talking to me?

  Burro*

  2025-01-12 13:25

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  It was the JEWS!

  Exactly

  2025-01-12 13:14

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  dongs in a post

  Mondays...

  2025-01-12 13:08

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  he got scared

  Ain't sisters fun

  2025-01-12 12:49

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  doggo

  We shall ride into battle and smite our foes, together!

  2025-01-12 04:48

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  Strongest password

  WITCH!!

  2025-01-11 02:36

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  Dei

  Pottery

  2025-01-11 02:27

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  Cheating girlfriend meme

  They don't talk back...

  2025-01-03 15:10

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  Ripsaw f1

  I want to strap a gun to it so bad

  2025-01-01 15:20

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  Netflix Christmas day football meme

  Arrrrr, there be other ways to watch

  2024-12-26 12:21

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  Should've maybe uploaded this closer til January 20th, bu...

  And what is this scene from?

  2024-12-24 11:07

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  Dude is vibing with those drums

  

  2024-12-24 10:53

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  Enough

  FAX

  2024-12-24 05:21

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  I love crossovers

  "What we do in the shadows" good show

  2024-12-23 00:08

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  First films from the 1890s

  That's someone's great grandmaw

  2024-12-19 18:54

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  Santa talking with deaf kid

  Little dirt in my eye...

  2024-12-18 17:43

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  sausage wants to be free

  He knows how to roll a Weiner if you know what I'm saying

  2024-12-16 17:06

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  I like Five finger death punch haha

  Ivan moody is a bitch and used to call his band mates out on stage. He thinks he's better than everyone else

  2024-12-16 15:46

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  Bill Belichick meme

  Omg he has a retirement plan

  2024-12-15 20:19

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  Tinder but for fighting

  "At a hotel"

  2024-12-15 11:04

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  thanks for the memories

  So you brag about suckin dick?

  2024-12-13 19:52

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  thief detected

  .......beep......

  2024-11-29 07:45

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  the year is 2035

  Don't dead go inside

  2024-11-28 06:09

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  Tattoo story

  Guys, these are gotcha questions from a bot. Made for clicks and ad revenue

  2024-11-26 05:10

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  Jaguar woke brand redesign meme

  Jaguar? You mean Ford ...

  2024-11-21 16:53

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  Bikini bottom meme

  Where else am I supposed to put my cigarettes out at?

  2024-11-20 05:35

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  Justice is Served

  Them boys doin God's work!

  2024-11-19 16:09

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  Oh well

  Best answer so far

  2024-11-17 21:25

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  Way to go Meme Army!

  Wi called trump, 277

  2024-11-06 07:09

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  Wholesome baby sees well for first time

  The Dr. Can't just guess the prescription, there needs to be clear communication between the patients and optometrist when being tested. This is bullshit

  2024-11-06 07:08

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  Ironic

  I'm going to look into it, my first thought since there is so much moisture in wood that when it arrives in space it would shrink tremendously and crack up compromising the structure. A little space rock or debris would rip it up

  2024-11-05 04:58

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  Gohan an Videl moment

  SSNNIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

  2024-10-14 23:22

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  Enter Sandman

  I second it

  2024-10-14 19:07

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  Deaf girl tries glasses that display the words she hears ...

  Ngl the first thing I'd do is fart and tell her glasses to translate that shit

  2024-10-14 05:13

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  Floridaman

  *Florida transplant* fixed it for you

  2024-10-12 00:18

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  Horse surviving the floods

  He's the only survivor in that barn

  2024-10-08 05:28

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  I think this redditor might have been wrong

  Matthew 24:36 King James Version 36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

  2024-10-06 16:45

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