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  Meme

  We had our problems but he gave me a hand job yesterday so I think it’s going to be alright

  2019-08-01 06:26

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  This is why mom does f*cking love you

  Pew pew pew pew?

  2019-07-29 07:36

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  Failed

  Wheelchair sluts it is for me then

  2019-07-29 07:25

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  Title is having fun

  Seeds and all

  2019-07-25 07:28

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  *click*

  Same, it’s like watching the whole porno instead of just skipping to the nasty

  2019-07-25 05:15

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  Sad noises*

  Really? I guess that’s why it has such a large child fan base, surely they have in game purchases and shit though?

  2019-07-25 05:12

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  Sad noises*

  Why would they make a second? Wouldn’t they just keep adding and updating the original?

  2019-07-25 04:43

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  Throw it down

  Cuz girls be icky

  2019-07-25 04:41

  +5
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  Jk ima school dropout

  The dick is ALWAYS priority numero uno

  2019-07-24 08:08

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  Lmao

  All I’m gonna say is there’s no evidence that dinosaurs had or could get cancer so really if everyone was dinosaurs…

  2019-07-24 07:54

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  Lol

  Self diagnosed depression is like smoking in the 60s, everyone is doing it

  2019-07-24 07:50

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  Not sure if it's a good idea any more...

  Pretty sure that’s already the product of cat fuckin’

  2019-07-21 02:32

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  Parabellum

  Hand jobs, half off

  2019-07-21 02:29

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  They had me in the first half...

  She looks pretty chill for someone with four digits up her

  2019-07-21 02:24

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  Sneaking spongebob

  I don’t go in my parents room, because I can’t be fucked digging 6ft of dirt out the way

  2019-07-20 21:43

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  O yeah.

  Simpson’s did a haloween ep that was a cross between small soldiers and transformers, and one of them was called agent sex toy #truefacts

  2019-07-20 21:39

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  First the gays now this

  Do she got 8 nips though?

  2019-07-20 21:36

  +5
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  How I think of my apartments pool on the weekends

  There still some hunnies in the back there

  2019-07-20 21:30

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  hi

  Hi I’m Prince from “Dicks for Dying Chicks” and I will dick the chick

  2019-07-17 06:16

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  Hjmj

  Wish Alison Brie would punch me

  2019-07-15 21:26

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  Like rusty water

  I used to be really good with Le spice, it’s built into my genetics, but after having a very bland diet with my current Paramore I have slipped

  2019-07-14 06:18

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  Insert

  Oh shit I walked right into the middle of a circle jerk

  2019-07-14 03:59

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  Facts about the raid

  Keep at what?

  2019-07-13 23:55

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  Like rusty water

  Both good ideas, except for the fact I have no self control when it comes to food, it’s a miracle I’m only a little overweight and not morbidly obese

  2019-07-13 22:00

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  Insert

  Sure you are

  2019-07-13 19:33

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  Insert

  Now now Lancelot, calm down big guy no need to go white knighting all over the place little buddy

  2019-07-13 19:24

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  Insert

  No, I don’t think I will. fucking sake try asking nicely when you don’t understand something and need some help.

  2019-07-13 18:40

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  Insert

  Cunt if you don’t know what “fake”means I don’t have the time or the patience to explain how it is.

  2019-07-13 17:35

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  Insert

  In the way that’ it’s not real

  2019-07-13 10:23

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  Repetative af

  They tried using the meme to kill the meme

  2019-07-13 10:13

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  Scrub

  Werr shit Chinga get some fried rice

  2019-07-13 02:37

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  That can't be right

  I know sorry I forgot to make the lips red

  2019-07-13 00:40

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  title

  Yeah bud that’s the joke

  2019-07-12 16:18

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  Pppp

  So the movie wasn’t the only thing that didn’t climax

  2019-07-12 06:01

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  Follow me please

  I spell it direct debit

  2019-07-12 05:13

  +2
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  Lol

  Sorry you don’t have a Mum

  2019-07-12 05:06

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  title

  If you do camping right it’s fucking intense

  2019-07-12 04:51

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  She looked 18 i swear!

  All I’m saying is you put a 20 year old Asian and a 34 year old Asian next to each other and I can’t tell the difference

  2019-07-11 05:23

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  Memedroid is becoming wholesome

  Hey postie

  2019-07-11 05:00

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  This made me horny

  Hey I have that same scarf

  2019-07-11 04:47

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  I made this while crying on the toilet

  I just get emotional sometimes

  2019-07-07 16:28

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  who did it better?

  No I definitely bought mine with daddy’s cash.

  2019-07-07 07:10

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  I made this while crying on the toilet

  Times like these I miss image commenting

  2019-07-07 07:08

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  Pfft can I toss a salad? Please

  I can’t get hard, I’m impotent, but I get pleasure from bringing pleasure to others

  2019-07-06 21:37

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  who did it better?

  Well you don’t exactly get a supercar to begin with because you’re a nice humble young person

  2019-07-06 20:40

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  Why does she look familiar

  Cash is always preferable to cheque, I checked

  2019-07-06 20:36

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  Pfft can I toss a salad? Please

  Das a spicy memeball

  2019-07-06 18:10

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  Shit

  You’re a moron if you don’t take advantage of the free slave giveaway, this weekend only, while stocks last

  2019-07-06 08:47

  +1
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  awesome repost

  The also say “aboot” instead of “about” so that’s pretty neat

  2019-07-06 08:46

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  beer

  You know what’s smarter than faking a drug test? Not doing drugs

  2019-07-06 08:44

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  Every time

  It was a twitter post originally

  2019-06-22 23:47

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  Mixed Signal Generator

  Nice try, I know that’s you Stephanie

  2019-06-22 21:35

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  Idgaf

  Best I can do is a light rimming

  2019-06-22 21:32

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  He does not bite

  I reckon if he was going to top himself he would have already. Dudes been through some shit

  2019-06-20 20:40

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  Dementia will get ya

  I never said it was my grandma

  2019-06-20 18:05

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  Got crabs?

  It’s older than I am

  2019-06-20 08:12

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  Hm

  Shave? That does sound easier then burning them off

  2019-06-20 08:07

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  I want it

  You shouldn’t tell people what to do with their guns, they have guns

  2019-06-19 23:42

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  I get a bit hetero when I drink

  Alcohol puts the Gay in fun and games

  2019-06-02 23:02

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  I wouldn’t know about this I’m a virgin

  Yes

  2019-05-31 02:44

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  I wouldn’t know about this I’m a virgin

  Clit?

  2019-05-30 21:44

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  Lookin’ at you Buddy

  wanting someone to “fuck off and die” is not indifference

  2019-05-22 08:08

  +1