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  Body "building" requires body-fat reduction

  Eddie Hall can still beat Arnold Schwarzenegger one on one

  2024-11-11 12:57

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  I bet Art Linkletter never used this on his show "Kids sa...

  He would have gotten a pass, and all detention dropped if he said, "Ember made me do it and Trump is Hitler" shoot they would make him principal for the rest of the year and skip him ahead 2 grades and expel Ember

  2024-11-09 10:34

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  News on Trump saying he will ban gender reassignment surg...

  Good

  2024-11-09 10:29

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  dongs in an article

  "With bidenomics going away, no one will be able to afford the game" What's that? Even the dems stopped talking about bidenomics because it proved itself to be trash... Well, that happened because Trump did it

  2024-11-09 10:27

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  Donk

  You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly

  2024-10-04 01:35

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  What is that

  Hey, human... there seems to be some kind of invisible forcefield

  2024-10-04 01:18

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  Crouching orange cat

  aaaaaaaa... the cat thinks he is people

  2024-10-04 01:15

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  THIS....

  Hey tigerfish, CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!!!

  2024-10-04 01:14

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  Ethics professor is teaching what you shouldn't do

  His son is 13

  2024-10-04 01:05

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  How do you like your stripper?

  Gay? No, gay is being in a room of drunk guys with hard-ons

  2024-09-26 08:53

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  Gaming back in the day

  Black, Red, and Yellow

  2024-09-25 20:54

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  dongs in a medicine

  clogged drains, hemorrhoids, dry heaving, and sexual dysfunction.

  2024-09-14 10:53

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  dongs in a medicine

  low resale value on your home, feline leukemia, athlete's foot, head lice, club foot, MS, MD, VD, fleas, anxiety, sleeplessness, drowsiness, poor gas mileage, tooth decay, split ends, parvo, warts, unibrow, lazy eye, fruit flies, chest pains

  2024-09-14 10:47

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  dongs in a medicine

  Side effects also include excessive body odor, uneven tire wear, pyorrhea, gonorrhea, diarrhea, halitosis, scoliosis, loss of bladder control, hammertoes, the shanks, low sperm count, warped floors, cluttered drawers, hunchback, heart attack

  2024-09-14 10:44

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  dongs in a medicine

  Try new Flor-A-Flor. For itchy, watery eyes, it's Flor-A-Flor. Side effects may include: nausea, vomiting, water weight gain, lower back pain, receding hairline, eczema, seborrhea, psoriasis, itchy chafing clothing, liver spots, blood clots, ringworm

  2024-09-14 10:38

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  Oh shit

  Then you adopt a town kid and he is in your home and he brings on in and it just roams around your house until you kill it

  2024-08-20 00:39

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  Ass facts

  that's a beautiful realization

  2024-08-20 00:36

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  Good point

  01101000 01100001 01110010 01100100 00100000 01010010 00111111

  2024-08-16 01:37

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  The joke write themselves

  Like LAPD detective, James Carter said to Chief Inspector Lee, "All you all look alike"

  2024-08-16 01:26

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  You guys will never get it

  A sick-ass panther

  2024-08-15 11:59

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  Rare items in video games

  You are not strong enough to carry full daedric armor... SHUT UP, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

  2024-08-15 11:50

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  Wholesome, Sam has a good family

  Hi, I'm Tom

  2024-08-15 11:37

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  Bu

  BURN THE WITCH

  2024-08-15 11:28

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  that's kinda odd

  Ha Ha Ha oh wait... that's not funny... sooo well, this is awkward

  2024-08-15 11:24

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  yeah we do. It's called osmosis

  My wife has been watching "The Secret Life of the American Teenager" I started watching with a clicker in my hand and tic every time they say the word "sex"... average 82 times an episode

  2024-08-15 11:23

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  Landlords work

  Landlords raise rent 40% because the government raised tax 40%, so unless the landlord wants to forfeit his residence to the government, he has to raise rent... KJP from the podium: it's the landlords fault

  2024-08-15 11:19

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  Glory Of The Anti-Furry.

  My son: Dad, their are two therians in my class... Me: WTF is a therian... My son: they are like furries but dumber... proud dad moment

  2024-08-15 11:06

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  You can tell this is not the first time

  forest... forest... JENNY!

  2024-08-15 10:38

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  Elon wrote "haters will say this is AI". They're right.

  

  2024-08-15 10:35

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  Agree or dissagree

  I'm a virgin... don't tell my wife and 3 kids I'm keep that a secret

  2024-08-15 10:15

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  That's disgusting

  Sloppy seconds, thrifty thirds, fetch fourths, f%&@ fiths, sticky sixth, sorly seventh, achy eiths, nasty ninth, ok just a dumpster

  2024-08-14 13:27

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  Straight to jail

  Oh, I wonder why we fought off the British... We could of had all this fun with them

  2024-08-14 13:16

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  Wouldn't you like to know

  But I thought genitals do not say you are a man or a woman... look who has come crawling back to reality

  2024-08-14 13:12

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  Seriously, don’t

  This site can't be reached... I even refreshed twice

  2024-08-14 13:06

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  Seriously, don’t

  I took the bullet... just a "this site can't be reached"... I even refreshed twice

  2024-08-14 13:06

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  gnarly

  You think we don't know that you know what we are looking at? We know you know, but we pretend you don't know what you know... you know

  2024-08-14 12:58

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  Witchcraft signs

  Annnd now I am making little wreaths

  2024-08-14 12:46

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  Leidenfrost effect

  Vapor barrier between his hand and the molten metal

  2024-08-14 12:38

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  How to hack an electronic road sign

  Yuuuup

  2024-08-14 12:12

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  Tom Holland, the new 007?

  I thought the same thing when they made Tom Cruise Jack Reacher

  2024-08-14 12:09

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  How to massage

  Yeah, give her ink poisoning... They will not check for that, and you get that insurance check

  2024-08-14 12:07

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  Remember Gary Webb

  Yes, he beat the hell out of himself, shot himself 9 times, and hung himself

  2024-08-14 12:05

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  He knew

  Yeah... what he said

  2024-08-14 12:02

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  yeah

  They got turned into red mist in nanoseconds

  2024-08-14 11:55

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  This is why it's hard for Canadians to find a job in Canada

  Canadians are like, "King Charles, can we keep Justin Trudeau, he will fix it"

  2024-08-14 11:54

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  Screenshots don't lie

  Very nice... how much?

  2024-08-14 11:48

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  1768 house, at frist looked like a Hobbit home

  Where in Tamriel is this place?

  2024-08-14 11:46

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  Wholesome, Sam has a good family

  Goonies never say die

  2024-08-14 11:44

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  Cool lifehack

  Take the brakes off... you do not really need them... just ask Mackenzie Shirilla

  2024-08-14 11:39

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  Good dude stopped the UK stabber

  Then Abdullah proceeds to get changed with 3 felony counts of assult... That poor blood covered knife welding guy he was just expressing himself - Eric Adams

  2024-08-14 11:34

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  Dongs on Oregon state.

  No officer, I did not do it for sexual gratification... Proceeds to go home.

  2024-08-14 11:27

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  If it was Willie Brown's cat, he would name it Kamala Haris

  2024-08-14 11:23

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  so anyways I started blasting

  Pew Pew Pew

  2024-08-14 11:18

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  useless

  I see you jumping to conclusions

  2024-08-14 11:17

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  You dense mf'er

  Oh, my heat... my soul... OP, you cut me deep

  2024-08-14 11:14

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  3 words story

  Puppy, monkey, baby

  2024-08-14 11:11

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  You know

  I remember them AOL days you are like waiting waiting waiting then someone would call and spoil everything

  2024-08-14 10:59

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  Smart Orca using a bait to hunt

  Num num num

  2024-08-14 10:57

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  Knock knock

  Knock knock... Who is there... Doctor

  2024-08-14 10:56

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  yeah

  Have all my Indian brothers in India and happy and everything

  2024-08-14 02:01

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  Lying in your CV

  And in no time you will be performing in the olympics

  2024-08-13 13:38

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  Feeling old?

  Some people just are not smart. Their ideas have an extra 21st chromosome, if you ask me. Oh yeah "that's retarded"

  2024-08-13 13:32

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  Tom Cruise stunt at the Olympics closing ceremony

  And?

  2024-08-13 01:48

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  entitled to victimhood

  Or dad who identifies as a toaster

  2024-08-13 01:41

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  Alysha Newman onlyfans girl and olympic athlete

  And just like that, with all the publicity and controversy, she will be a millionaire with all the subs

  2024-08-13 01:38

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  Pluto meme

  Pluto... we still love you

  2024-08-12 23:51

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  Red Hulk Captain america 4 meme

  General Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross

  2024-08-12 23:47

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  kek

  after Pluto

  2024-08-12 23:43

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  Title

  Cry me a river, sleep on your stomach, ya pansy

  2024-08-12 02:54

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  gorgussy

  "No, I've made my decision"

  2024-08-12 02:48

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  United Jihadist

  How do you have 5 babies all the same age with different dads?

  2024-08-12 02:43

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  Dialogue

  Hi, I'm torso barbie

  2024-08-12 02:36

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  Get this damn blackness off of me

  Real hair to pull, yes, but most black guys will not like Gorlock's real penis

  2024-08-12 01:41

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  Wait what?

  Spoiler alert

  2024-08-12 01:25

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  Musk VS Maduro

  Flawless Victory

  2024-08-12 01:24

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  hahaha skinny little liberal dude

  Here is some bad advice... Contract AIDS ok, hear me out, so hypothetical she gets it less guys would want to sleep with her

  2024-08-07 14:36

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  JD Vance about the word wife

  They used to say it was safer to fly, but when they became "they" now you are a bigot if you would rather drive

  2024-08-07 14:26

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  (Audio on) Came out of nowhere

  I can not stop coming

  2024-08-05 21:37

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  At least you're all in one place. I think one of my legs ...

  Oh Master Robin! You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice b*obs

  2024-08-05 21:26

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  I gey??

  And a man helped create that man that created those words, so that's like an extra gay like a superhero gay even

  2024-08-05 21:22

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  Funny dark humor meme

  You should have painted it yellow

  2024-08-05 14:50

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  Perfect coule

  Home girl face plants with weight and speed aginst a door and she is more concerned when her guy has it simply fall on him and he staggers under the weight of this 8 lbs particle board door... Ma'am, you are the man in this relationship.

  2024-08-05 14:40

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  Big tiddy goth gf

  Who? The one taking the picture when this jarhead sees him taking pictures of his girlfriend/ wife?

  2024-08-05 14:34

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  Seal of Approval

  Insert gif of Leo cheers here

  2024-08-04 12:55

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  Title

  HOOAH

  2024-08-04 12:51

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  Silence of the Rats

  ft-ft-ft-ft-ft-ft

  2024-08-04 12:49

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  My new pet

  You know what you can do if you run out of money... you can rob a Wendy's with that alligator

  2024-08-04 12:44

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  Kamala Finally Vists the Border

  This is better than Europe... Oh wait, I said I had never been there... this is possibly better than Europe

  2024-08-04 12:42

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  Angela Carini (XX) vs Imane Khelif (XY). International Ol...

  "they" are saying she has a condition that gives her a Y chromosome... Yes, we know, it also gives her a penis

  2024-08-02 03:45

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  girls, tell us

  I may not touch ground, but I can stretch the edges

  2024-08-02 03:33

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  Looking like foot cabage

  It be like that

  2024-08-02 03:30

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  friendzoned

  Season 1 of sweetbitter

  2024-08-02 03:16

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  friendzoned

  Ella Purnell... the top is fallout and the bottom is season 1 of sweetbitter

  2024-08-02 03:15

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  reddit goes brrrrrrrrrrr

  You agreed with something Trump said, so you have also been reported to the higher authority to ban your IP address

  2024-08-02 03:03

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  surprise surprise

  All about angles... You have to do geometry in your head because it is weird to pull out your phone to put in formulas and if you mess up your acute triangle it throws your grid off and you end up in negative 0

  2024-08-02 03:00

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  trade offer

  That's what she said

  2024-08-02 02:52

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  Hm. Interesting. I never saw this on the news. Did you? D...

  Back in the 80s/ 90s we had global freezing where "they" said we are going to have another ice age in 5 years... OK 10 years... OK year 2010 the US will be an ice sheet

  2024-08-01 17:02

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  Women's right to choose

  She acts?

  2024-07-31 15:09

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  Single moms on dating apps

  Haw dar you

  2024-07-31 15:07

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  K/D

  He said Pluto is not a planet... not such a great scientist after all

  2024-07-31 15:04

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