RandomRetard

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I have transcended the need for an anime pfp, time for dumb shit

21 Memes

RandomRetard | 2021-04-30 23:30

I'm hilarious

68% 482

RandomRetard | 2021-04-23 03:30

Which is worse, shitposting or upvoting a shitpost?

81% 439

RandomRetard | 2021-04-14 18:30

I just can't

81% 410

RandomRetard | 2021-02-20 00:00

Which is better, line leader or caboose?

81% 494

RandomRetard | 2021-02-12 13:30

If you don't know the entire Lego Ninjago lore, are you really a man?

81% 420

RandomRetard | 2021-02-11 15:01

Your mom

Is This A Pigeon Your Mom

79% 321

RandomRetard | 2021-02-10 21:30

They've been following for a while and I just now noticed. Smort

60% 404

RandomRetard | 2021-02-08 14:00

I got the idea from a older meme

81% 511

RandomRetard | 2020-10-20 07:30

I know this doesn't mean much, but I've been lurking since 2016 and just created an account last year, so I feel pretty great about this

I Finally Have Them All

81% 700

RandomRetard | 2020-10-14 19:00

Sauce?

85% 719

RandomRetard | 2020-09-30 21:30

Spooky season begins

Nightmare Before Christmas Funny Idk What Else To Put Here

85% 814

RandomRetard | 2020-09-30 21:30

Is it trash? Yes. Do I love it? Yes

78% 694

RandomRetard | 2020-09-30 04:00

We both know I'm right

30% 1052

RandomRetard | 2020-09-30 00:30

insert garble here

76% 518

RandomRetard | 2020-09-29 21:00

To my mod friends

Moderators Meme

74% 518

RandomRetard | 2020-09-29 14:00

First time happening to me

79% 533

RandomRetard | 2020-09-29 00:00

Monologuing

85% 770

RandomRetard | 2020-09-25 00:00

It do be like that tho

Cnn Is Full Of Shit Cnn Sucks

77% 702

RandomRetard | 2020-09-23 22:00

Who uses titles

78% 622

RandomRetard | 2020-02-07 11:30

When you realize corona can kill coronavirus

Coronavirus Alcoholic Funny

73% 663

Latest comments

big brain move
Who needs an iPhone 12 pro when the Kindle FIre HD exists?

2021-08-18 08:39
+24
Meme
I know this is a repost because I got flamed in the comments of the original, nice try "op"

2021-05-29 15:26
+1
G A M E R S
If you look closely you can see jagged pieces on the frame, hard to tell since-yknow- glass is transparent

2021-05-20 08:47
+5
Sick jam session.
Having no context to this scene, I am extremely concerned and confused

2021-05-18 16:44
+15
The japanese surrendered bc of the soviets, not the nukes...
the UK has the 6th largest economy exports mechanical stuffs, I'd say they are a superpower

2021-05-17 15:37
+1
The japanese surrendered bc of the soviets, not the nukes...
It's new and it's amazing, you forgot a detail

2021-05-17 13:16
+3
Dumb
I changed one of their memes from green to white

2021-05-17 11:16
+5
Dumb
thank you good sir, i go downvote their memes

2021-05-17 11:15
+3
Dumb
Women are better at talking about their feelings simply because it's been accepted by society more and for longer. Even today, men talking about their feelings is kinda sketch to some people

2021-05-17 11:14
+8
Dumb
tell us the sauce

2021-05-17 11:13
+3
BLM logic
I dont downvote, I observe

2021-05-17 11:04
-2
Dumb
I mean technically speaking according to statistics this is bound to happen at one point since the male population is on the decline. In 100 years if you were to give an IQ test to every person, the male IQ average would probably be lower, since the low scores aren't as balanced on the male side as opposed to the female side, since there would be more women to average it up (since the overall average IQ and higher would up the lows) In conclusion, this meme is true and false

2021-05-17 11:03
+1
BLM logic
dont argue with airbab-, read their bio and point and laugh. You can't win an argument against a clown

2021-05-17 10:58
+5
Cmon man do research
Usually cuz the soy libertarians have to let people know they are and don't vote and then complain with the president we got

2021-05-14 15:41
+4
Cmon man do research
In liberal arts and other degrees that show how you have terrible reasoning/life decisions

2021-05-14 15:41
+15
im not a nerd
At least I can trust the houses to not fall apart after 1 month, same can't be said with prebuilts

2021-05-14 15:33
-6
soul
2009 Pixar: what if old people had feelings?

2021-05-12 16:17
+8
Never gonna give you up
Ah yes the repost

2021-05-12 09:33
+1
Bruh
"Do you ever just look at someone and think, how lucky am I to end up with you?"

2021-05-11 15:23
+10
Facts
The more you know, I guess

2021-05-11 15:12
+6
some people need this info more than others
Mother Teresa had some.... interesting ways of helping her patients, and if you look into it, she was a massive hypocrite at times so uhhhh... maybe pick a better example? As for morality, that is a completely subjective term since there are so many different moral ideologies like deontology, consequentialism, ethical egoism, and relativism to name a few, so you literally cannot have something objectively moral since there is always something else to contradict it.

2021-05-11 13:43
+1
some people need this info more than others
Again with the comparison to simplicity and complexity. Back in the day, they did many things that we consider immoral or awful but to them that was the norm and there was no law to tell them what they were doing was wrong. Sure, nowadays that stuff is awful and there is no justification for it. But those were simpler times when buying people and marrying a 13-year-old was commonplace. I'm not trying to excuse what they did, merely explain it.

2021-05-11 11:03
+4
some people need this info more than others
The Turing machine was a simple computer, a processor is a part of an overall more complex computer. It isn't apples and oranges. It's an apt comparison

2021-05-11 10:14
+21
THE FUCK? A 1% TAX?! REVOLUTION AGAINST TYRANNY! US Gov: ...
Yeah the whole point of the French-Indian war was to move westward and then britian went, "you know what nevermind, here's our debt"

2021-05-11 09:51
+2
yes
Your mom's heels were to the sky last night

2021-05-10 18:42
-4
Blag Flag is still a great game
How long was the line?

2021-05-10 18:41
+6
yes
The best thing I can think of is tide markers.

2021-05-10 18:36
+12
Franch
Franch

2021-05-10 18:35
+9
Blag Flag is still a great game
WHO THE HELL DOWNVOTED THIS. ANSWER ME

2021-05-10 18:35
+10
fusuidkftlsicd
You too

2021-05-10 18:33
+1
fusuidkftlsicd
I don't think it's the same one but idk

2021-05-10 18:32
+1
I fell bad 4 the person cleaning that up
Is that a second chin I see?

2021-05-10 18:32
+6
Yum
Deep frying a baby yoda at 3 am *GONE SEXUAL*

2021-05-10 18:31
+7
c r i n g e
Scissors

2021-05-10 18:31
0
Ouch
Pretty sure if the tat is fresh and hasn't had time to set it doesn't require a full skinning. Just the top layer and some slurp

2021-05-10 18:30
0
Ouch
When I die, I want to be skinned and have my skin turned into a jacket and a pair of pants. And if you want to be able to get you inheritance you have to wear the full body foreskin

2021-05-10 18:29
0
New recruiting tactic? I'm sure sign ups will pour in.
the what fuck

2021-05-10 18:27
+4
Well
Aye homies, remember, suicide isn't worth it. Someone out there loves and appreciates you and it would be a shame to see the wonderful gift of life extinguished. Stay strong. We love you

2021-05-10 18:27
+6
Earth is beautiful
Sounds like a poggers moment to me but what do I know

2021-05-10 18:26
+2
Still not good, but is a "good" religion
Ok that's cool and all but can we talk about young stalin? Sheeeesh he was a hottie

2021-05-10 18:21
+1
Ye
Hold on, ima go vape gasoline real quick. I'll let yall know how it goes

2021-05-10 18:20
0
Earth is beautiful
Isn't that just called common sense?

2021-05-10 18:19
+3
Earth is beautiful
I'm too lazy to look that up, you're scared of Irish girls?

2021-05-10 18:17
+4
fusuidkftlsicd
One time I was crossing the street and noted to not trip on the curb and then proceeded to trip on the curb.

2021-05-10 18:16
+2
USA is retarded in so many ways, such as it's people.
It collapsed half a century ago

2021-05-10 18:15
+6
USA is retarded in so many ways, such as it's people.
America is shit, of course. But oh boy it could get a lot worse

2021-05-10 18:15
-3
Obligatory hate op for censorship comments
It's for making sure her breath is fresh after..... you know what

2021-05-10 18:14
+5
Earth is beautiful
When you've explored more of your moon than your own oceans

2021-05-10 18:12
+3
not in the middle of the night tho
Windows xp startup sound

2021-05-10 18:10
+9
ãõç
I reposted ur mom lmao gottem

2021-05-10 18:10
+1
fax tho
this turned me on

2021-05-10 18:07
-1
ãõç
Simple the r is in between the [Redacted]

2021-05-10 18:07
+9
Shame
"like" comparing it to the 1 million times. Not an absolute statement. Bill Smith is the "uh acshully" guy

2021-05-10 18:05
+2
THE FUCK? A 1% TAX?! REVOLUTION AGAINST TYRANNY! US Gov: ...
Based? Nah, I prefer the term, funi man

2021-05-10 18:04
+1
I can get behinf this
What are you gonna do about it, huh? Exactly. Let me be horny in peace

2021-05-10 15:37
+4
THE FUCK? A 1% TAX?! REVOLUTION AGAINST TYRANNY! US Gov: ...
It wasn't about the money, it's the fact parliament was going back on its word and then when called out on it, taxed more and passed acts making it harder for America to vibe

2021-05-10 14:40
+5
THE FUCK? A 1% TAX?! REVOLUTION AGAINST TYRANNY! US Gov: ...
That's why they were founded, not why they were outraged. Le numero uno reason they were outraged is that they were being taxed and when they asked parliament if they could send representatives to parliament, parliament went "nah fam" and taxed them more.

2021-05-10 14:37
+5
tatik
*Union officers, they were just as confused

2021-05-10 13:49
+3
By good, I mean "innocent" AKA a good guy definition.
Lee deadass joined the confederacy because he didn't want to turn his back on his home state. He didn't even like slavery. Big bruh

2021-05-10 13:47
+19
William Eyelash
Well, it's always worth a shot. You'll end up regretting not asking her out when you had the chance so it's best to shoot your shot and if she says no then you can be a gamer and cry yourself to sleep and then set an edgy status and post depression memes

2021-05-04 21:32
+3
Hy
You don't eat the fat of meat, or at least not fully. Sure, it's full of calories but it's nasty as hell and hard to cook since most of the time it just like greases off

2021-05-04 21:30
+1
I'm lonely af, wish I 16 and pregnanted

2021-05-04 08:24
+1
I'm hilarious
sucks for you

2021-05-01 18:57
-1
I'm lonely af, wish I 16 and pregnanted

2021-05-01 11:05
+2
I'm lonely af, wish I 16 and pregnanted
Yes

2021-04-30 21:23
+2
I'm lonely af, wish I 16 and pregnanted
Yes

2021-04-30 19:00
+1
I'm lonely af, wish I 16 and pregnanted

2021-04-30 15:42
+1
gasp
That square of weird edit is killing me

2021-04-30 15:39
+6
Oh yeah
How the hell did you get the template in 4k

2021-04-30 11:09
+8
Yes me own meme y’all can do whatever you want to do wi...
Tea is awful dirt water and coffee is awful ground bean water. Change my mind

2021-04-29 15:37
+1
Meme
We gonna ignore how it's milk, peanut butter, and Gatorade?

2021-04-29 15:36
+10
planikin
Jokes on you im into that

2021-04-29 15:36
+17
Press F
Mi amore, mi luz, mi vida. Yo nunca te olvidare

2021-04-29 08:32
+6
Press F
7

2021-04-29 08:30
+4
thats pretty blue
Ye 8 and deluxe, wii let there be 5 at any given moment and I haven't played 7 or ds in a while so idk bout those

2021-04-29 08:27
+1
Fly AF
Row 3, no. 1 and bottom right might work, depends on if you got the curly latino hair

2021-04-28 21:55
+6
thats pretty blue
Huh, imagine how op that would be to hold onto a blue shell in 1st tho, only 1 on the field at a time and if someone passes you up you can just nuke them

2021-04-28 21:53
+1
thats pretty blue
I never have done that, what happens? Does it just move around you and drop or go all the way around the track first?

2021-04-28 16:33
+7
Rest in peace you magnificent sailors.
7

2021-04-28 10:40
+14
The trickster
Screenshot from fortnite: battle royale

2021-04-28 07:51
+6
Reality
Fair enough

2021-04-28 07:50
0
Reality
I've read the books and was being sarcastic, they're god-awful compared to the books from start to finish. I hope they try to redo it when book 5 and onward come out

2021-04-27 14:50
+1
Reality
What do you mean the movie was fire, besides Katrina not existing, various plot mess-ups, bad casting, and horrible directors, it was just superb!

2021-04-27 11:18
0
I wish I came up with this a few weeks ago
a negative times a negative equals a positive

2021-04-27 11:03
0
Yes
I play 4 mallet marimba solos and I ask myself this question everyday

2021-04-26 16:19
+10
like c'mon man they see terrible stuff
I'm still waiting on my hug

2021-04-26 15:00
+2
down bad but I respect the hustle
"you accepted the request" damn she actually took the time to read it

2021-04-26 14:59
+23
pick a side the war is upon us
I call being team captain of the horny

2021-04-26 14:57
+9
Which is worse, shitposting or upvoting a shitpost?
Me trying to figure out how weirdal knows how to spell my name

2021-04-23 13:10
+2
Gotta do it for the homies no homo

2021-04-23 09:34
+15
Which is worse, shitposting or upvoting a shitpost?
Why did I use moderation and mod in the same sentence?

2021-04-23 09:08
+2
Gotta do it for the homies no homo
My science class thinks Im gay even tho my ex is in that class

2021-04-23 09:05
+18
Which is worse, shitposting or upvoting a shitpost?
I thought that would happen but now this is at 82

2021-04-23 09:03
+5
Amogus
The only non-racist chess set is green v orange

2021-04-22 15:09
+1
Gladiator (2000)
I didn't just cry, I was sobbing

2021-04-22 15:07
+17
I see some truth
Jokes on you, I'm not 20

2021-04-19 15:13
+3
God of Thunder
"Why? Cuz fuck 'em. that's why" -Dave Chappelle

2021-04-19 14:57
+3
Shit meme but hey its OC
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but obviously, you lack eyes

2021-04-19 13:13
+12
Real men cried here
I am THE retard-class dummy

2021-04-19 13:12
0
Not a traditional meme template but oh well fuck you
How do I delete someone else's comment?

2021-04-19 11:46
+8

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