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  Bee just out here licking my arm like it's a popsicle

  Eating the sodium in sweat more than likely

  2025-06-03 13:35

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  Don’t go in the castle. That guy is literally Dracula

  Lol, get it you guys? Cause the telescope on the left is just magnifying lenses while the other uses mirrors

  2025-06-03 13:34

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  wiping boogers on US tipping culture

  What about bartenders?

  2025-05-28 11:08

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  Americans

  I can respect your opinion but thinning out the sexual predator list around my area sure does put a smile on my fave

  2025-05-22 10:57

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  So good at crime the FBI gave me a job instead

  I feel like this is more the CIAs wheelhouse

  2025-05-19 20:06

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  Americans

  You ever been hunting or to a shooting range? Guns are fun as hell to use

  2025-05-19 18:16

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  Americans

  Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary" just to show even filthy commies have more sense about guns than you

  2025-05-19 16:36

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  Uninstalled League but the trauma still loads faster than...

  League of Legends has a reputation for being played by neck bearded incels

  2025-05-19 13:36

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  Don’t blame the world. Pick one nemesis and make them y...

  No microsoft just bought blizzard-activision

  2025-05-13 08:23

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  Perfection

  Grippy socks means grippy on cock

  2025-05-12 11:05

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  Don’t blame the world. Pick one nemesis and make them y...

  Thats only 2, bungie and Microsoft

  2025-05-12 11:00

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  1913 was a doozy

  Income tax and the establishment of the federal reserve bank

  2025-04-30 21:24

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  Midwest got more culture than your whole city bro

  To what? Let the neighbors think you pay someone to mow? Gotta have more pride in the craft than that

  2025-04-28 18:56

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  Midwest got more culture than your whole city bro

  The shoes are from mowing. Midwesterners love mowing. The gas station is where they hang out as there is shit else to do

  2025-04-28 18:54

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  Midwest got more culture than your whole city bro

  Midwesterners love mowing their lawns. The deep green stain comes from mowing at minimum twice a week. The gas station is because that's where they hang out as there is shit else to do

  2025-04-28 18:53

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  wiping boogers on your flawed logic

  Oh i was just pointing out how even a filthy commie had more sense about the gun debate than it seems you do

  2025-04-28 18:41

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  wiping boogers on your flawed logic

  Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary

  2025-04-28 10:55

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  wiping boogers on your flawed logic

  But it's a constitutional right to keep and bear arms. The Bill of Rights has no restrictions on tamount, caliper, ammo capacity, fire rate, or health conditions. I should be able to own whatever arms i feel like. The constitution doesn't protect aviation

  2025-04-27 13:47

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  damn lol

  I dunno, that seems like an upgrade from the chimps n gorillas i see

  2025-04-27 13:43

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  Pipeweed is tobacco not weed, sorry stoners

  The term assassin come from the term hashishans who would smoke cannabis before working a mission. This happened before tobacco was introduced to afro-eurasia

  2025-04-22 11:03

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  Pipeweed is tobacco not weed, sorry stoners

  Its kinda delicious

  2025-04-17 11:07

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  CTRL+C and CTRL+V trust issues are real

  World changing info for me right here

  2025-04-16 13:30

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  Still a book worth reading

  Ayyyooo

  2025-04-16 11:10

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  Pipeweed is tobacco not weed, sorry stoners

  So cannabis and/or flowers

  2025-04-16 11:08

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  Pipeweed is tobacco not weed, sorry stoners

  What did they smoke before the Columbian exchange? Europe, Asia, and Africa didn't have tobacco before Columbus

  2025-04-15 20:33

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  Still a book worth reading

  El Fusilado by Chumbawamba is a pretty good account

  2025-04-15 07:42

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  ju

  Women are vile, i bet you could snag a friend

  2025-04-14 11:03

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  are you worried about AI?

  Cunk on life is great

  2025-04-14 11:02

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  Why is dishwasher the only appliance with secrets?

  What is big dishwasher hiding from us

  2025-04-09 13:27

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  If they’re using asterisks for math, we’re already do...

  What wrong with asterisks?

  2025-04-08 15:02

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  Now it makes $en$e

  He needs to go back to Africa

  2025-03-31 12:49

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  wiping boogers on boomers

  The worst part is that many economists believe that the boomers' wealth won't trickle down to their kids. Much of it is theorized to be bought up by private equity like BlackRock and Vanguard

  2025-03-24 11:06

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  Title

  I think we should stop all foreign spending. No more nato, no more un, no more Ukraine, no more Isreal

  2025-03-18 13:27

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  Hmm.

  Nothing wrong with a bit of grass on the field when playin ball

  2025-03-12 11:17

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  Political talk during dinner

  I promise i wont get political tonight. Also me 0 beers deep:

  2025-03-07 17:28

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  Decision Day meme

  Another example of the left's inability to meme properly

  2025-03-05 13:28

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  @willgraham is weird

  Go to 4chan and save the Pepes you can

  2025-03-03 13:33

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  Hippies

  Right? Its real easy to be a political activist when your daddy paid for you to not go to Vietnam

  2025-02-26 13:23

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  Psychologist meme

  They're stealing your jokes op, yk what to do about it

  2025-02-24 07:25

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  that guy is free falling

  Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die

  2025-02-19 11:33

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  T-rex facts

  I read this in the voice of Philomena Cunk

  2025-02-18 16:41

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  Corage was brave, change my mind

  @title i guess you could say Courage the Cowardly Dog had..... some real courage

  2025-02-18 16:38

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  Cat behaviour

  Right? Especially when they used a pic of a real cat

  2025-02-18 13:25

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  "Public" = Government Sponsored Propaganda

  Dual parent households

  2025-02-18 13:24

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  Trust issues

  In math, multiplication and division are performed from left to right, and have the same priority. Meaning you would divide 6 by 2 before multiplying by (2+1)

  2025-02-18 10:42

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  this is a cool way to improve in life

  The mount doesnt look level, left side seems a tad bit lower

  2025-02-18 08:42

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  Cat behaviour

  Cause cats consider us big dumb cats and they like to play by annoying the hell out of other cats

  2025-02-18 08:41

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  Trust issues

  Pemdas then left to right so 6/2(2+1)=6/2×3=3×3=9

  2025-02-18 07:16

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  Oh nooo

  I love my camry and haven't had any issues doin repairs on it. Even swapped the trans myself because previous owner couldn't drive stick

  2025-02-17 22:21

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  Inflation = Taxation

  Holy shit, did i just agree with Reagan?

  2025-02-17 19:13

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  "Public" = Government Sponsored Propaganda

  Whats the class size difference between homeschooling and public schooling?

  2025-02-17 13:40

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  Fidel Jr. should be banished to Cuba

  Canadians dont even call it Canadian bacon

  2025-02-03 16:36

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  show this to AI

  Thats not how dogs walk! Camels walk like that tho. Dogs will walk front left back right and front right back left. Its better for balance and why you dont see em fully swaying side to side

  2025-01-21 16:39

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  If you still believe Trump tried to overthrow the governm...

  Unfortunately some do. My uncle thinks the gov can control the weather to steal mineral deposits

  2025-01-08 11:15

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  Title

  Finally, someone with some brain cells! Tired of the "its all da jewz" conspiracy theories when all peoples are capable of being monsters

  2024-12-30 16:21

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  DIY pinball

  How long did it take to break? Looks like balsa wood

  2024-12-23 17:08

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  I wanna play a game.

  Deny. Defend. Depose. UCH ceo had it coming and the shooter a hero

  2024-12-05 14:05

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  I wanna play a game.

  All jokes aside, i cant imagine when his family is going through rn. Knowing he is a fugitive from the law

  2024-12-05 09:27

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  Healthy food for healthy mind

  Until they hit 40 and ballon out without knowing how to mediate food

  2024-11-26 11:16

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  III

  Where? Western nations. When? Around 1910

  2024-11-23 14:05

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  Even Plato knew

  You said democracy is the reason we are in this situation. That the constitution is there to prevent it. Now telling me not to vote because i asked if only the constitution should matter. Pick a lane pal

  2024-11-23 14:02

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  III

  My brother in christ, please look at what the CIA was up to in the 50's when the USA was still a 'strong Christian' nation decades before the PC movement

  2024-11-23 12:57

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  Even Plato knew

  So should we erase all laws not directly in the constitution?

  2024-11-23 12:53

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  Independent voters

  If I recall the "not my president" slogan gained popularity and entered the public zeitgeist with Maga in 2021

  2024-11-10 17:16

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  Treason

  Ya George Washington wanted a 1 party system like China currently has

  2024-11-10 16:25

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  I hope this is the first thing you see this morning:)

  Whitney Wisconsin?

  2024-11-10 10:20

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  woodchipper material

  Love how when a young boy gets assaulted it's all jokes. When a young girl gets assaulted its the end of the world. Is this the double standards ladies are always talking about?

  2024-10-09 16:13

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  Never ending

  International law states that any successor government still owes/controls the debts of the last. China is still billions in debt to us from before the CCP. Doesn't make it right tho

  2024-10-02 14:01

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  Roman empire vs American empire

  English has far more germanic and lone words than we do latin. Thats why English isn't considered a 'romance' language

  2024-09-30 10:33

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  Fans are with Nintendo on this one

  Good, good, wouldn't want to have to drop another sun

  2024-09-25 15:33

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  quack

  Duck hunting is a thing here in the states tho

  2024-09-25 14:05

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  Super Dog exists. Hero

  I hear in Springfield its the other way around

  2024-09-17 13:50

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  Oral meme

  Thank god the big red circle was there, i almost missed the funny

  2024-08-28 17:17

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  I do

  I'm tired of pretending it's not (affecting taste). I dunno man seems pretty straightforward to me

  2024-08-21 11:23

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  use your brain

  Fun Fact, in the 80's a man named Oliver North illegally sold weapons to Iran in order to take the profits to the Contras all behind Congress's back

  2024-08-19 17:01

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  Just the right size for your Mom

  Hysterectomies are 1000x worse than a vasectomy. I can get my balls snipped and be fine a week or 2 after. My wife got her womb removed a year ago and there's still complications

  2024-08-19 15:26

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  Wait what?

  The moon landing was faked. It's just that Kubrick was such a perfectionist that he demanded to film on location

  2024-07-28 17:11

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  Wait what?

  Jurassic park was largely practical effects with some cgi to enhance

  2024-07-28 17:11

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  My friends won't see the truth

  You shall not shave around the sides of your head, nor shall you disfigure the edges of your beard" (Leviticus 19:27

  2024-07-14 13:08

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  Suitable home design

  Just needs some galvanized steal beams and eco-friendly wood veneer

  2024-05-21 09:15

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  California in a nutshell

  Raising wages must be why corporate profits are at an all time high

  2024-05-02 18:17

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  Light Speed AntiMeme

  The speed of dark could theoretically move faster than light. True darkness is just an entire lack of information

  2024-03-29 13:53

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  helpless police

  Also a tree infront of his buddies shop that the city wouldn't do anything about

  2024-03-28 19:18

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  Oh man... chucky is here

  Um ackchyually they'd be a spree or mass murderer

  2024-03-22 17:14

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  Dwarven engineers

  Like that take on ww2's survivor bias

  2024-03-20 15:20

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  Title

  Jonah with Arizona

  2024-03-07 21:22

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  Rorschach test

  My parents fighting again

  2024-03-06 23:35

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  Stereogram

  Key n lock

  2024-03-01 06:30

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  Nice

  So you would rather them not feed people in need?

  2024-02-23 11:00

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  Title

  2024-02-22 23:27

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  Nice

  Did them posting about it help any less? I might be crazy but i dont really care if people want to brag about their good deeds so long as good was achieved

  2024-02-22 23:22

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  Good save

  I just dont wanna have to load the belt after the other person is done

  2024-02-09 16:02

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  The "Upside Down Mouthpiece "

  Caption this pictures aren't memes, hell a mildly funny twitter post is better than this

  2024-02-09 10:09

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  Capitalism vs. Socialism/Fascism

  Or you know... they are lying about their gdp and are constantly devaluing their currancy

  2024-01-29 18:32

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  Look up and see if you are a slave

  Mind control isn't hard to understand. If you do something because a book told you to, the book is controlling your mind, not you. Billions have killed eachother simply because a book told them to. That's mind control...

  2024-01-29 18:29

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  Not yet

  Error 404: funny not found

  2024-01-29 13:03

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  bismillah

  Halal means permitted, haram means sinful

  2024-01-26 10:54

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  Title

  Your house is made of wood. Bugs eat wood. Treated timber also gives off fumes thats bad to breathe

  2024-01-24 17:40

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  the good old ways

  For maximum output! Horsepower is just how much energy it takes to lift 550pounds 1ft in 1 sec. Which most can do with ease

  2024-01-17 21:47

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  deep fried template

  There are none

  2023-12-14 17:30

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