The birthday snake seems unsure at this point if he should swallow the candle as well as the whole mouse... By RiotUrp2015-04-07 18:00 82% (1737) BirthdayHappy Birthday
It would have to be chocolate milk then...with a crazy straw....and maybe a cookie too... By RiotUrp2015-03-01 18:30 91% (2606)
Hey look, that chicken nugget has a face....and a girlfriend...*sigh* By RiotUrp2015-02-27 02:30 88% (2173)
As soon as they make this im going out and buying it. By RiotUrp2015-02-05 15:30 89% (2470) Left Shark
Literally how they parked the car sober...had to get a tow truck to get it off the median. By RiotUrp2014-12-08 09:00 88% (1851) Idiots
Jewish people get awkward boners whenever they hear a cars register open... By RiotUrp2014-06-08 14:30 92% (2938)
I once had a neighbor who I dared to eat a live cricket for my sonic the hedgehog 2 game on genesis. he ate the live cricket and proceeded to throw up all over himself after swallowing.his nickname was giminy spit-its for the rest of our teenage years. By RiotUrp2014-05-20 19:30 88% (1835)
There was this kid i knew when I was younger who stuck his dick in the toaster and turned it on by accident and his dick got caught and he had sever third degree burns on his dick and now his penis looks like Freddie kruger By RiotUrp2014-05-19 14:00 93% (2899) Der
grandma doesnt understand rap battalions or wrapped Beatles or w.e it is you kids are inthis these days........ By RiotUrp2014-02-19 02:30 93% (2431) Granny
I knew something was off with Poseidon the moment I smelt peppermint shnapps on his breath... By RiotUrp2014-01-09 22:30 92% (1995) Gods