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  yep

  I need to see an example of 20 year prison sentences for street-level pot dealers. You know all those news stories you hear about big pot raids? Yeah, because there are no big pot raids.

  2025-04-28 11:23

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  does anyone do this?

  I got away with "assword" as my password for years, and it would always rate strong, but then I guess more smartasses thought of it.

  2025-04-24 15:09

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  Penis museum?

  The exhibits are smaller during cold weather.

  2025-04-24 14:56

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  God bless patriots

  She was evicted a few weeks later.

  2025-03-29 14:30

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  wiping boogers on all BScs

  As a BSEE, I postulate that engineers exhibit superior communication efficacy through the application of Fourier-transform-based signal processing to semantic content. By leveraging multi-variable calculus and Boolean algebra, we optimize the signal-to-noise ratio of interpersonal data transfer, resulting in minimal packet loss and maximum throughput. Our mastery of Maxwell's equations enables us to modulate our linguistic output for optimal impedance matching with diverse audience topologies.

  2025-03-05 15:44

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  Stuck in there

  And how many decades have we been stuck in hip-hop bullshit?

  2025-02-26 11:57

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  1957 Cadillac

  The magnetic shot glasses and flask is genius 'cause that way you can safely drink and drive.

  2025-02-25 12:51

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  Ubereats drivers

  One thing for sure, that’s is 100% verifiable right there.

  2025-02-07 17:18

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  side of the bed

  My dude, run!

  2025-02-06 12:23

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  not troll logic

  How many years are you?

  2025-01-27 12:12

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  rad

  Yes we've all been in 4th grade. Where we going with this?

  2025-01-27 12:11

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  Nothing *worth worrying about

  I worry that maybe I don’t worry enough about things.

  2025-01-23 20:57

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  Wholesome 4chan moment

  If you actually have gone years having Christmas alone, it's you. Just straight up, there's something you need to work on.

  2024-12-29 14:30

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  What's the best Thanksgiving pie?

  It's an old joke because kids "back in the day" hated mincemeat pie so much. But maybe mincemeat stopped being a thing once those kids grew up so most people today haven't even tried it to know it's a menace. Now it's me overanalyzing a joke. Anyway, no harm, no foul.

  2024-11-24 14:15

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  Short

  "You're going to lose your legs in the war."

  2024-11-19 16:47

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  What's the best Thanksgiving pie?

  Honest to God, you're spell-correcting a punchline? LOL!

  2024-11-19 16:32

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  What's the best Thanksgiving pie?

  Menacemeat

  2024-11-18 16:45

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  Accursed

  The optional rifle stock that clips onto the handle is super rare and worth about 10x more than the pistol itself. I don't have the stock.

  2024-11-16 17:06

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  Ending

  That "guy" looks exactly like someone you'd need to explain that to.

  2024-11-16 13:52

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  Title

  Whoa I just said the almost identical thing. So it's true.

  2024-11-15 12:40

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  Title

  If you're adding ketchup to a hotdog, the first thing goes without saying.

  2024-11-15 12:39

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  Accursed

  I have a C96 "broom handle" Mauser. Nobody cares, but I do anyway.

  2024-11-15 12:19

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  John Thune Senate Majority leader meme news

  He's a squishy neocon, but still a neocon. Maybe he'll snap to. He has said good things. We'll see.

  2024-11-14 13:34

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  You get what you fucking deserve

  Physician, heal thyself.

  2024-11-12 15:04

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  Difference between a diameter and a radius

  2r - 1r = 1r. However, that's racist.

  2024-11-12 15:01

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  Best pigeon story

  Great you lured flying rats to your house. Bold strategy.

  2024-11-12 14:59

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  Elon Musk alien meme

  Leftie made a meme.

  2024-11-11 16:21

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  Old men don't need to be in charge

  It's not about identity, it's about capability, Squeaks.

  2024-11-11 15:31

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  Well, fascist will always be fascist

  "The time for civility politics is over."

  2024-11-11 14:27

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  Your who?

  Daddy's home.

  2024-11-11 14:22

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  Go-go-gadget: intimidation!

  Your terms are acceptable.

  2024-11-11 14:18

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  Cybertrucks look worse then ps1 graphics

  Yeah you stooges keep spreading leftist memes. Brilliant.

  2024-11-11 14:00

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  kek

  Ya think???

  2024-11-05 20:07

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  Just enjoy the music

  Being a rhythm player (bass) I only find music interesting if it is rhythm-based. For me the vocals are just part of the melodic instruments. I don't care at all what the words are. When I do look at the lyrics of songs I like I'm often disappointed. That's just me! Don't shoot!

  2024-11-05 13:17

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  Karen vs cat with AI

  *Smudge

  2024-11-05 13:12

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  Cute baby otter

  Kill it!

  2024-11-05 13:09

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  Love quote meme

  Dear God my life-force meter just dropped to zero.

  2024-11-05 13:03

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  well yes

  Hah! Capt. Language is correct.

  2024-11-05 12:58

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  Sad Peanut the squirrel meme

  What do they do with they see one?

  2024-11-04 13:51

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  FDR's right hand man was his communist handler, they also...

  Yes

  2024-10-27 14:16

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  FDR's right hand man was his communist handler, they also...

  McCarthy wasn't wrong about communist infiltrators, he just went a little far. A little.

  2024-10-27 13:37

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  I like my women like i like my coffee

  A simple "man" for Kamala by the looks of your "coffee".

  2024-10-21 13:10

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  Trump Mcdonalds french fries meme

  Tells you're a freaking idiot without using those words. Holy Christ!

  2024-10-21 13:05

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  Spirit Halloween is opening Spirit Christmas stores

  Ahhh… keep the name and pivot to the dark side.

  2024-10-10 11:11

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  How you guys doing with love?

  Prolly when you stop being a whiny pussy and show some self confidence.

  2024-10-10 09:51

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  Spirit Halloween is opening Spirit Christmas stores

  Not getting it. What’s your angle?

  2024-10-09 19:20

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  Kids want to be construction workers

  The kids must have learned a lot to be able to explain every step to the construction workers.

  2024-10-01 12:23

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  Um maybe?

  I am want.

  2024-09-28 15:17

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  Millennial Snacks

  Wow, just like that it's 2018.

  2024-09-28 15:15

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  public service announcement

  Bomb detection equipment and bomb sniffing dogs could detect it, genius.

  2024-09-24 17:32

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  Roblox

  It work and the girl say yes?

  2024-09-24 12:33

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  Two types of people in this world

  Those who speak English, and those who don't.

  2024-09-16 12:55

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  Huh?

  Oh I'm gonna drop an A-bomb.

  2024-09-14 13:50

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  The millennial way

  You think like a loser, so you will indeed be a loser.

  2024-09-03 13:58

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  The back of comic

  Dear God just shoot me.

  2024-09-01 13:27

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  Who's gonna tell them??

  And btw you're not in their species so don't get cute.

  2024-08-30 13:15

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  Did i already posted it?

  I just threw up a LOT in my mouth.

  2024-08-18 14:49

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  slowed reverb remix

  The biggest blow to music, possibly unrecoverable, was when recording equipment and workstations became affordable. The so-called "home recording revolution". Now everyone has access to the tools. Problem is not everyone should have access to the tools.

  2024-08-16 13:24

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  Raygun news

  She has to have her legs broken. Hate to do it, but it's the law of the west.

  2024-08-15 13:54

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  Antifa VS Sureños Sur 13 Gang / Souhsiders: Very Exciting

  Google translator is failing you.

  2024-08-11 13:44

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  i wonder how i survived my childhood

  Kids today would break an arm just looking at that picture.

  2024-08-05 17:38

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  Oh hell nah :yaoming:

  *choice, dumbass. I shouldn't have given him a *choice. Holy crap!

  2024-07-28 21:41

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  Streets of Paris

  Oh yeah, that's real.

  2024-07-25 12:27

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  Kimberly Cheatle secret service director

  Pretty sure that's a threat.

  2024-07-23 12:41

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  Four

  Sorry OP this requires too much understanding of punctuation for most people here to understand it.

  2024-07-20 16:08

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  brainless

  So broke can’t even afford to pay attention.

  2024-07-19 15:48

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  Full mag dump

  He got it down. What do you want?

  2024-07-18 14:26

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  It's a beautiful life

  Wait... those aren't butterflies, they're... OH MY GOD!!!

  2024-07-18 14:20

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  Take some notes

  *Defence* Maybe if you had taken some notes in English class.

  2024-07-15 12:31

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  yes

  I've tried but I can't make sense of this. "I thought that is food menu.". ???

  2024-07-12 12:53

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  Eye Candy of the Day: vecro magnified 94x

  Vecro... Slow down and check your work, Squeaky. The world can wait.

  2024-07-11 13:38

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  insecurites go brrrrrr

  Don't know but for sure you're a sniveling pussy.

  2024-07-08 16:09

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  Accidentally THOR

  Screamed like a little bitch he did. Wouldn't you?

  2024-06-22 14:30

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  Kim Jong Un and Putin meme

  Someone's dad is memeing again.

  2024-06-21 14:38

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  Lil Kim ft Mc Putin

  My rap LP.

  2024-06-21 14:32

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  Fat cats

  *rehomed*

  2024-06-20 13:15

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  North Sea oil rigs

  Why is there a gender pay gap? Exhibit A.

  2024-06-18 16:21

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  I heard that

  It sounds much warmer and immediate on vinyl. You'd swear it's you doing the licking.

  2024-06-18 12:48

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  Cow jokes

  It's *ommmmmmm. But nice try.

  2024-06-10 14:28

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  Friendly fire lol

  from *transporting heavier tourists*.

  2024-06-10 14:25

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  Oh well

  Because if Israel wins, they're not coming for you next, dumbass.

  2024-06-10 14:23

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  Guerrilla Radio

  They didn’t become shit. They’re just soy riddled cunts, useful idiots raging for the machine.

  2024-06-03 13:07

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  Funny how it's always rigged when he loses.

  You think giving the government the power to pull a sham like this right in your face, by manipulating law at will is a win for you? And even more clueless, you think the 2020 election wasn’t rigged when they’re doing it right now right in front of you? Jesus Christ!

  2024-05-31 15:05

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  Baby bird hunting

  Get. In. My. Belly!

  2024-05-29 12:28

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  Doge meme is gone...

  Finally

  2024-05-28 12:19

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  The way she takes the phone out like "he better be prepar...

  Dude was busy cranking the Zeppelin.

  2024-05-27 16:41

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  In case anyone is interested

  Uranus.

  2024-05-27 16:34

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  His kids too, right?

  Should have done that in the US but it's WAY too late now.

  2024-05-27 16:33

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  Great door

  Who's there?

  2024-05-27 16:15

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  Pov your mom tells you to stop cooking at 2:36

  I hope it's actually mac n' cheese, because Mack n' cheese brings up other concerns.

  2024-05-13 15:55

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  Nazi Germany attacking London in 1940

  It's obviously either a video game or AI generated.

  2024-05-10 16:06

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  Another one

  It skidded into a bush? An English holly, perhaps?

  2024-05-10 15:54

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  Peanuts are actually beans

  Like a bean, the peanut is a legume. It is not a bean. All beans are legumes, but all legumes are not beans. Sorry to blindside you with that, chair boy.

  2024-05-10 15:46

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  Government

  NPR and MSNBC says fuck you the economy is great.

  2024-05-04 13:57

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  Bidenomics

  Maybe it'd be better if you weren't helping to finance multiple foreign wars, including both sides of one of them. Hope you've put that together.

  2024-05-04 13:50

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  There you have it

  A male, are you? Oh yeah no doubt you're just oozing testosterone.

  2024-05-03 13:50

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  An animated version of the Norweigan striker will become ...

  Those are the same picture.

  2024-05-01 18:10

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  Don't mind if I do

  Worthless people have no problem being useless. They consume, they bitch, and they contribute nothing. Most of them will actually brag about it!

  2024-04-29 14:42

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  Ladies night strategy

  Hate to be captain obvious, but that is exactly why bars used to do that. Is someone clueless enough to think there's another explanation? What's the joke?

  2024-04-09 16:31

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  Nothing better than a life surrendered to God

  I'm weeping deeply over the fact that people are downvoting this.

  2024-03-30 14:34

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