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  YouTube ads now hit harder than your emotional damage

  Oh no, 5 clicks are so much work, I will rather watch hours of ads and scams

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  Meme lore so deep even James Bond can't explain it

  I Bond burger your sister?

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  Shitpost

  If third world countries wouldn't dump their trash into the ocean, this wouldn't even be a problem.

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  Relatable

  What is this? For research

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  Society if common sense wasn't a rare DLC

  See, I say the same about co2. Everything extra in the atmosphere just gets absorbed.

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  if you know this tech mess, you're officially over 40

  Youngest memedroid user that is not a fed

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  chemists in 1925 vs now: from mouth pipettes to glove panic

  After working with acid and washing your hands, lick them once to make sure you got none left. Every acid tastes sour. This is not a joke, it helped me many times already

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  let's not change history, there were other powerful afric...

  Most Romans, Greeks and Egyptians were rather white, some even blond. Then they somehow got replaced by brown people and now everyone wonders how they ever achieved anything because all we see are the browns and their inability to achieve anything

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  peace treaty speedrun to total destruction: chechnya edition

  Don't just give those people explanations and reasons. They want to hate Russia and anyone who says facts and logic will be downvoted.

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  Shitpost

  Imagine being so fat that you see wood and literally go "mmmhhhh, bacon"

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  mom bought gear for her kid's planned school attack

  Defending by... Shooting a teenager?

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  adulting is realizing produce dies faster when you pay fo...

  Do they have more space, better air circulation and are stored dryer? If they touch or are trapped in their own gas they spoil faster. Plastic bags are the worst you can do to store plants.

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  hehehehe...oh no

  Ask jews if they distance themselves from the talmud to determine if they are good. That book is worse than the koran. If they don't distance themselves, they agree to child diddling. And we all know what that means. Wood chipper.

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  hehehehe...oh no

  Oh yeah, they did this for 4000 years because of a religion that became popular 1500 years ago...

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  little bird out here playing umbrella for the homie

  But alcohol is the drug of civilization btw, what strain do you use?

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  Society if common sense wasn't a rare DLC

  If that was true, human caused water vapor would be much more dangerous. Because it warms the planet as well and even more. A nuclear power plant would warm the planet more then 3 coal power plants. So if any warming causes a feedback loop and water is stronger than co2 and we produce more water vapor, this could be a huge problem. Burnt oil produces 1 water for every co2

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  minecraft movie visuals: 10/10, plot: 404 not found

  Did you watch a different movie? The story was ultra cringe and the visuals were terrible. It looked like they said "good enough" while the movie was still rendering. Some scenes look absolutely dogshit...

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  if it floats it's buoyant, not a boy ant, you pun criminal

  Or you just check for wings. Wings, male - no wings, female

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  Memorial Day vs Veterans Day: we’re still mixing them up

  Those that died to earn the military industrial complex a lot of money

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  little bird out here playing umbrella for the homie

  Don't let stiff old people tell you otherwise. Drugs are fun. That's why people do it. Just be responsible and take the softer ones. And always remember: you can't od on cannabis, so have all the fun you can

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  05/14/25

  Shouldn't the shoes be the music and the pot the reverb? After all, the music gets ruined, not the reverb.

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  Funny how that works

  *Gets arrested for rape* but officer, life fucks me daily

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  Heartbreaking

  That's what happens when you don't pay property taxes. Even applies to birds now

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  Goon squad

  Batman TAS vibes on that car. Good show.

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  Filtered lake water... filtered my organs too apparently

  If the water looks clean enough, do the splash test. Splash it a lot with your hand to make air bubbles and see how long they take to pop. If they pop immediately it's usually clean enough to drink. If the bubbles stay a few seconds, don't drink it. and yes, moving water is better.

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  meme

  She can fix me

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  British cuisine strikes again: behold, Nuts & Bolts

  Then you watch how they actually make that street food and decide you want to live and eat the British "food" instead

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  Boeing and Rolls-Royce fighting sanctions like their jets...

  And this is shocking because for the first time the thing that is lobbied for would actually help the country?

  2025-05-15 02:03

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  Tfue just beat Fortnite at 40k ft like it’s no big deal

  They have different versions for different speeds. The plan also changes depending on how many countries you're using it in

  2025-05-15 02:01

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  NHL owner benched for thinking Florida's the 51st state

  51st state of Israel

  2025-05-15 01:58

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  Fr tho

  Do you think he had vr under the mask to watch something actually exciting?

  2025-05-15 01:55

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  A paradox, i dont want it in my sight, however...

  And it will only be in missions where you can't kill anyone

  2025-05-15 01:52

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  A paradox, i dont want it in my sight, however...

  You mean where the woman doesn't talk and doesn't do woman things?

  2025-05-15 01:52

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  Society if common sense wasn't a rare DLC

  Your sources mean nothing to me. I can throw you websites that claim the earth is flat. That doesn't make it true. If you want to believe in wrong things, that's your personal problem. So stop annoying me with your bullshit

  2025-05-15 01:49

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  Filtered lake water... filtered my organs too apparently

  And here I am, drinking straight from rivers I deem clean enough without getting sick. It pays off not to live in India

  2025-05-15 01:39

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  Wakey wakey.

  A lot more you need to eliminate as well

  2025-05-14 11:59

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  Breaking down boxes so you don’t start your own cardboa...

  Keep it for 2 weeks in case you need to return the item...

  2025-05-14 11:20

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  UK special forces allegedly blocked Afghan war crime witn...

  Boyboy (the YouTube channel) had a good video where they interviewed a whistle blower. Australian soldiers would grab kids and shoot them for fun. Really disturbing stuff.

  2025-05-14 10:46

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  the universe has an expiry date and it’s sooner than we...

  Wait, hawking radiation is fake though. They did an experiment with that new expensive satellite to prove it once and for all and the test came back negative. So by lack of proof, hawking radiation was more or less disproven.

  2025-05-14 10:41

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  Media be like

  "I'm on the side of humanity" *glasses them both*

  2025-05-14 02:20

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  Nein

  That's not even the problem. What do you think Germans would fight for? Transgender kids? Knife crime? Higher taxes? No reason for any German to go to war.

  2025-05-14 02:13

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  Society if common sense wasn't a rare DLC

  There is 3 times more water in the atmosphere than co2. And it's 10 times stronger for the greenhouse effect. So I don't think your co2 is relevant anyway.

  2025-05-14 02:06

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  you buy a game but don’t own it. digital capitalism is ...

  I bet with a good lawyer, you could get away with that.

  2025-05-13 12:22

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  Society if common sense wasn't a rare DLC

  Or you mean that rubisco (most land plants) fixes approximately 250 billion tons of CO2 annually, while humans only produce between 15 and 40 billion tons, depending on the source you ask?

  2025-05-13 12:21

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  Society if common sense wasn't a rare DLC

  You mean that the ocean is still at the same height it had when the Romans built stuff next to the water?

  2025-05-13 12:16

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  dongs in a triangle

  Ja wenn das so ist...

  2025-05-13 12:09

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  just remembered everyone you know has pooped… carry on

  Even me right now

  2025-05-13 12:03

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  you buy a game but don’t own it. digital capitalism is ...

  I bet their lawyers come up with bullshit like "it's only renting the game and once your first payment is done we let you rent it for free" or something

  2025-05-13 12:00

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  voldemort got Wii strapped, Harry can’t win now

  Expelliarmus didn't work, I have to power up. Expell THE arm us *rips off voldemords arm with the wand*

  2025-05-13 11:35

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  this is peak male performance. don’t ask why

  Either this or everything full of tools

  2025-05-13 11:31

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  Star Wars fans can literally hear this image

  You would be able to hear explosions. The particles that cause an explosion would hit your suit and cause a sound. But it would be different from normal sounds

  2025-05-12 23:54

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  Looks to me like the free golf lessons was just a bonus

  You mean her golf balls?

  2025-05-12 23:52

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  Society if common sense wasn't a rare DLC

  Let's not forget Muslims and jews

  2025-05-12 23:43

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  ok

  Complain that it was never delivered, demand your money back and sue

  2025-05-12 23:41

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  Everyone suddenly forgets the alphabet mid-argument

  Zwölf Boxkämpfer jagten Viktor quer über den Sylter Deich. That's the German one. We have more letters.

  2025-05-12 23:38

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  Recruiter reviews resumes from hell: ft. TF2 hours & disc...

  Or because 50 Indians apply to the same position for half the price

  2025-05-12 23:29

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  You already know what time it is... vibes o'clock

  Time for you to go to jail

  2025-05-12 23:21

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  Perfect

  Hey, it's the cyanide and happiness buttshark

  2025-05-12 23:18

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  One Meme - Where the f*ck are they?

  Came here to comment just that. Guess now there is one in your location and 6999 in India

  2025-05-12 11:23

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  Parked near the Punisher and ended up in insurance hell

  Good thing it's not a parking lot. It's a car dealer. The cars are parked too close, you could never get your car out

  2025-05-12 11:18

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  On the way back from Kyiv, journalists unexpectedly enter...

  The Media claims it's just a tissue. So why did macron put a tissue with his snot to these important papers?

  2025-05-12 11:08

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  On the way back from Kyiv, journalists unexpectedly enter...

  The way laws don't apply to politicians. Either legalize it for everyone or don't take it.

  2025-05-12 10:39

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  yeah

  *Metal music starts playing*

  2025-05-12 10:29

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  "STRONG ARMY... WOW! GRAPE!!!"

  The planet

  2025-05-12 10:16

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  why

  He even got nickelodeon to change their logo to a foot for some time.

  2025-05-12 10:12

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  It is what it is.

  And antisemitic

  2025-05-11 20:12

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  the removal of the child section killed it

  Ok, tell us. What's the reason?

  2025-05-11 20:11

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  I watched the Minecraft movie today...

  He is 55. That's only middle aged of you expect to get 110 or older...

  2025-05-11 20:10

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  III

  There's too much to do during the day and I don't have the time. I just consume either at night when I feel "bored" (I don't know how to describe the feeling properly) or in social circumstances.

  2025-05-11 20:08

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  III

  That's good. I hope you stay clean. It's terrible for your health and mind. But if you ever feel the urge, talk to people who have experience with drugs. They usually have good stories of wrecking their bodies that make you want to stay clean. And if that's not enough, pick one of the softer drugs like weed or acid (lsd) and accept it as a problem. But the best thing to fight addiction is having something to do that you like and will miss out on if you're high. That's why I'm only high at night.

  2025-05-11 20:06

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  III

  One cosmetic sponge cut into 20 pieces.

  2025-05-11 12:42

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  When have we had enough

  Those "people" are stupid enough to do that all the time...

  2025-05-11 12:36

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  Shitpost

  Roman baths still have the same sea line. They are not under water. That also means oceans aren't rising. So what is even the problem about warm weather?

  2025-05-11 12:18

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  Shitpost

  So what caused the ice age then? Not enough cars? And why did the ice thaw? The Flintstones driving their cars too much? *temperature goes down and up by 20 Kelvin* natural. *temperature goes down and up by 1 Kelvin* must be humans.

  2025-05-11 12:14

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  Shitpost

  Land plants absorb 20 times more co2 than humans produce. That's why I told you to look up rubisco. Where do you think the other co2 comes from? And don't link me another fact check. Give me facts.

  2025-05-11 12:11

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  title banned by novagecko

  I haven't heard that name in years.

  2025-05-11 12:07

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  He protected pervert priests, but at least he isn't compl...

  What are you on? Of course they do.

  2025-05-11 12:05

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  III

  Sounds like someone forgot the sponge when sucking up heroin. Invest in good sponges, it will save you time, money and be better for your health.

  2025-05-11 11:22

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  He protected pervert priests, but at least he isn't compl...

  He did a 180 during corona he was based before, now he's woke and talks about climate change and is bashing Trump... this quote is old, when he was still ok.

  2025-05-11 09:46

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  title banned by novagecko

  Good times

  2025-05-11 09:44

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  dongs in a deportation

  His own. He wants that free vacation

  2025-05-11 00:46

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  hear me, hear me oh vibe coders

  So yes. If those models ever become actually good, coding might die. We might have created a dead end. Maybe large language models making everyone stupid like idiocy is the reason for the Fermi paradox.

  2025-05-11 00:42

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  Dihydrogen monoxide is scary

  Technically right. That's why it's connected to a separate steam cycle that then produces the steam in the cooling towers. To minimize radiation. But the steam that turns the generator is dangerous

  2025-05-11 00:38

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  Insert Higher Power

  Young penis

  2025-05-11 00:29

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  hear me, hear me oh vibe coders

  What is vibe coding? Just telling chat gpt to do it or what?

  2025-05-11 00:16

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  Accurate

  No fertilizer needed. It just increases the yield a bit. But proper flower soil is usually enough. And a sunny window can be enough, though the outside of the window is better, if possible and legal. If you want fertilizer, pick a liquid one for flowers. Super cheap (2€/L) and exactly what you want

  2025-05-11 00:12

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  No way they can withstand the might of a shower!

  They don't. That's why they think it kills people

  2025-05-11 00:09

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  Shitpost

  Still only estimates. And the more you go back, the less reliable it is. That temperature is going up now is just a coincidence. In the 70s they thought global cooling was next.

  2025-05-11 00:08

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  Shitpost

  Look up how much co2 is captured by rubisco (it's what makes many plants breathe) now look how much humans produce. The rest is not from humans. Do this and then come back to me.

  2025-05-11 00:04

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  The Left Can't Meme

  I know this is going to get me hate, but I like the craftsmanship on the black one too. I still hate how it looks and what it symbolizes, but the craftsmanship is actually quite good.

  2025-05-10 11:38

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  The Left Can't Meme

  S o true

  2025-05-10 11:37

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  Accurate

  Home grown is by far the best. Cheaper and you can be sure there is no hairspray or other garbage to increase the weight.

  2025-05-10 10:30

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  Clown shoes

  Clowns pull out infinite tissues that are knotted together. He has to do the same with the shoe paper to get the clown shoes

  2025-05-10 10:26

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  Shitpost

  And as someone who studied in the stem field, I'm always a bit sceptical about supposed temperature measurements of the past. There are some indicators, but humans only recently started to measure and record temperature. There is no accurate measurements from 2000 years ago. But the Romans went all year round in skirts and the alps had no snow, which makes it seem like it was warmer than today.

  2025-05-10 10:22

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  Shitpost

  Also not really. We are basically at the starvation limit for plants. Less co2 and plants die. Every extra co2 just gets absorbed really fast. Humans are responsible for around 1 to 2 % of global co2. In the big scale of things, that is nothing.

  2025-05-10 10:16

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  The internet after watching Conclave (2024)

  You think he might be a j00?

  2025-05-09 23:52

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  Lies About The Moon

  It made a photo that was taken on a potato sharp. It's definietely fake

  2025-05-09 23:48

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  Somehow Palpatine returned… as the Pope

  The new German chancellor that noone wanted looks more like Palpatine than this

  2025-05-09 17:41

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  Yeah, the guy flipping burgers should afford rent, wild c...

  That's the idle time problem. The employees are often waiting for the next order in a small business. Not generating money but still getting paid. So if you would track their actual work time and would pay them based on that, you could pay a lot more for their work. And that way, the success of the business would directly benefit the employees. But tracking what is actual work time is hard, so it's usually not done.

  2025-05-09 10:00

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  Shitpost

  Also, the hell do you mean eightfold increase? Eightfold in Kelvin would mean the planet is lava.

  2025-05-09 02:25

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