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  Toxic fungus smuggled to US by scientists? Wild times

  That’s it—-shut the borders down completely, no more Chinese into the US for the next 10 years

  17h

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  Bagels and Razor Blades

  This cheese got me high af

  23h

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  Democrat assassinate their own party member for rebelling

  come with me, you have done well Melissa

  2025-06-15 01:56

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  Bye

  Oh no! Anyway…

  2025-06-15 01:53

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  "I'm a white lesbian trapped in a Black man's body."

  He gets it!

  2025-06-15 01:50

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  The Irish are awakening.

  Always have been

  2025-06-13 11:40

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  US Customs destroyed a $3K game like it was junk mail

  I paid 29.99 in the 90s

  2025-06-12 09:59

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  Told him it’s inflation. He didn’t laugh. I quit

  Marriage material

  2025-06-12 09:35

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  Third time trying to get this through mod!

  Live footage from London and France

  2025-06-12 09:34

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  when did it go away? lol

  The ones who act like retards aka the left. Even the actual retards see what they do and say “what a bunch of retards!”

  2025-06-12 09:33

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  They built a violin smaller than a hair. Why? Because the...

  Ladies and gentlemen: your tax dollars at work at our finest institutions!

  2025-06-11 12:13

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  Meta said incognito? Nah bro we see everything

  To the gallows—ALL of them!

  2025-06-11 12:11

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  Martin Looter Kings: Illegals robbing a store owned by Im...

  So much content of character here

  2025-06-11 10:17

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  Cow costume levels:

  Give me the funny one in the suit not the slut in the leotard

  2025-06-09 20:44

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  Jesus showed up in cloud DLC

  

  2025-06-09 20:43

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  Wizard teaches reading. Barbarian rolls for literacy

  I only subscribe for the articles

  2025-06-09 20:39

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  LA Korean shop owners on max alert rn

  Found the retard

  2025-06-09 13:50

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  LA Korean shop owners on max alert rn

  Retards gonna retard

  2025-06-09 13:49

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  Pilots eating separate meals to dodge death together

  What if both meals are poisoned? Can’t they pack their own lunch and not be a little bitch?

  2025-06-09 12:33

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  New Black Panther is white and the internet combusted

  Is he an albino white devil?

  2025-06-09 12:31

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  Teen spills drink, janitor says pick it up champ

  Fag

  2025-06-09 12:30

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  Factory meat built different… with water

  A Vegan posted this

  2025-06-09 08:53

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  Cute killing machine

  Damn that house is so nasty no wonder they’ve got a rat issue. Clean and organize that dump

  2025-06-09 02:44

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  You've been Cosby'd

  Was I drugged??

  2025-06-07 15:57

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  wiping boogers on your wife

  No…-$2.4 mil to the lawyers (40%), so about $150k/yr

  2025-06-07 11:51

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  Tesla just speedran a stock crash

  This was just the heavy hands cashing out at the top, they will just buy back in and keep pushing it back up to continue the cycle of making money

  2025-06-07 00:57

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  refuse to be governed

  Elon the Patriot

  2025-06-07 00:51

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  Boom today

  

  2025-06-05 10:26

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  Voices said be patient but also panic now

  Me with my small business

  2025-06-05 08:56

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  Same in Britain only we aren’t kicking enough out

  Oh no! Anyways…

  2025-06-05 08:26

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  Pretty woman in high heels climbs brick wall

  Probably a tranny

  2025-06-04 21:34

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  Repost--suffer

  Does the carpet match the backyard?

  2025-06-04 21:30

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  Students propose handwritten essays to dodge AI clowns

  Just expell the ones who are cheating, still charge their tuition, but credit it towards the students who do their own research and writing without AI

  2025-06-04 02:03

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  If you make me wait 5 seconds in the driveway I’m leaving

  OP would come in less than 5 seconds

  2025-06-03 12:14

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  Peter out here inspiring the youth, backwards cap and all

  *kang

  2025-06-03 10:55

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  Trying to make it home before the stomach wins

  Squeeze like you’ve never squeezed before

  2025-06-03 10:53

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  Dude inhaled a traffic cone, thought it was cancer

  I would take it to a jeweler and have him make it into a ring setting, or make a necklace charm

  2025-06-03 10:50

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  Donut holes

  Munchkins

  2025-06-02 23:56

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  hahahaha sure buddy

  Delusional skank you gotta have Zelle to get my money

  2025-06-02 19:42

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  But he had a burn permit from Allah

  E: goat relations

  2025-06-02 19:36

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  WoW

  This sounds like the worst game ever created

  2025-06-02 01:48

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  Homeschool

  Yup

  2025-06-01 11:31

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  i have a 6th sense about these things

  Motorboat motorboat

  2025-06-01 11:30

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  Everything is a lie now

  This is like the Disney movies where the ugly ass witch uses a spell and becomes a hottie and ruins a man’s life

  2025-05-31 14:18

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  Give this man a medal!

  He was charged with applaud and gigachadery

  2025-05-31 10:18

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  Will anyone hold the parasite class responsible?

  How about eliminating it entirely? Nothing good comes of it.

  2025-05-31 01:11

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  Jews fear the concrete smasher

  At 17 he started taking other kids who didn’t share his opinion and tying concrete blocks to their feet and pushing them off the town bridge

  2025-05-31 01:03

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  Need this cat during pride month

  Good boi

  2025-05-31 00:49

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  Libs gonna lib.

  Make guillotines and gallows great again

  2025-05-30 22:09

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  Libs gonna lib.

  Funny you say that bc I saw the photo gallery of this antifa group that attacked people at the Christian event and one of their whores was fully bent over in thong shorts showing everyone her flappy Arby’s roast beef. No ounce of decency in these people

  2025-05-30 22:07

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  3 seconds per product = $18M? She’s built different

  Retarded companies when they see this: “Shut up and take my money”

  2025-05-29 13:55

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  tolkien

  Truth is stranger than fiction

  2025-05-29 13:52

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  British cuisine: brown meat, brown meat, oh look more bro...

  Found the retarded Brit who is compliant with foreigners taking over every facet of their government

  2025-05-29 13:47

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  damn

  58 racks of what? Ribs?

  2025-05-29 13:13

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  waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

  Parody based on reality

  2025-05-29 12:40

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  Fat isn’t just extra, it’s actively wrecking your body

  They’ll just trade their fresh fruit and veggies to a neighbor for cigarettes and nail money

  2025-05-29 12:32

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  Diddy did exactly what the Juice wanted, that's why

  And yet their law strictly forbids usury. Straight to hell!

  2025-05-29 09:18

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  Asked for a sexy pic. Got abstract art instead

  You gonna hit that bro?

  2025-05-29 01:30

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  And the lord said "miss me with that gay shit"

  Truth

  2025-05-28 09:56

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  I carry bacon everywhere I go to ward off Muslims and Has...

  Exactly

  2025-05-27 21:43

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  reddit historians wildin again

  Easy points for libtards to just make shit up and blame it on the Christians

  2025-05-27 21:20

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  Europeans ditching phones and touching grass

  All 3 of the people in the photo are on their smartphones

  2025-05-27 16:02

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  The Bee

  Just go ahead and make it the president of Harvard, the current one cheated on her dissertation anyway. Useless organization

  2025-05-27 05:01

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  I carry bacon everywhere I go to ward off Muslims and Has...

  Doing the Lord’s work

  2025-05-27 05:00

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  whyyyyyy

  This is bullshit

  2025-05-27 04:42

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  Final Destination movie causes actual final destination m...

  New fear unlocked

  2025-05-27 01:06

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  Title

  What you’re describing is a Mooslem country

  2025-05-24 15:03

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  People out there getting a whole month because they suck ...

  We all know the corrupt demoncrat leaders are terrible and should be overthrown but don’t make it about them, your post gives them too much credit. It’s about the honorable men and women like many of my relatives and ancestors who didn’t have any money so a career in the military was the best damn option besides starving. I’m gonna honor them and not think once about the fucking phony’s in the Capitol

  2025-05-23 22:57

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  People out there getting a whole month because they suck ...

  I don’t mean any offense but ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED OR SOMETHING?

  2025-05-23 22:51

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  that wasp nest might be watching you

  Should edit the text to say “bad orange man” instead of “the government. Liberals crave more government

  2025-05-23 09:21

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  Dwarves in barrels? Nah bro, Elves be surfing shields

  This is my favorite scene in the movie so yes, of course I’m okay with elves surfing on shields

  2025-05-23 09:16

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  Told him not to park there. Now his car lives inside scaf...

  If he does it again, use the scaffolding to build a 20’ high brick wall around his car

  2025-05-23 09:14

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  Ron Swanson exists because a real libertarian got too real

  First of all, income tax is illegal—

  2025-05-22 01:59

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  haha

  Task successfully failed

  2025-05-21 23:26

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  50 Cent in a Cyborg suit for his kid’s party is peak da...

  Go, go, go, go shawty it’s ya birfday

  2025-05-21 18:14

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  The boys or the girls?

  I want to see an epic showdown between the comma and the hyphen

  2025-05-20 23:52

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  Corporations on July 1st: alright pack it up, rainbow’s...

  Why wait? Just don’t do it in the first place

  2025-05-19 19:17

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  I admire this man...

  Let’s hope he fails successfully

  2025-05-19 18:12

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  This $58K apartment doesn’t even come with a toilet or ...

  Alright then…*zzzzzip* no chimney? Santa’s coming in your chimney then

  2025-05-19 18:11

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  This $58K apartment doesn’t even come with a toilet or ...

  Cringe acting at its finest

  2025-05-19 18:10

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  Well well well: how the turntables....

  Nuke em both?

  2025-05-18 11:05

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  Who?

  “You took my sweater, my hat, I can’t find my cat…the hardest part of breaking up is getting back your stuff”

  2025-05-18 02:11

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  Damnit

  Allow me to help you pick out two more melons, ma’am

  2025-05-18 00:18

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  global warming is a multi-decade attempt to introduce cli...

  My balls are heating up twice as fast as the rest of the world. GloBall Warming is real guys

  2025-05-15 19:50

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  Pretty sure that's how rights work

  And yet they would happily fund a rainbow pride parade with naked men parading around with minors

  2025-05-15 19:47

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  CONgress

  1% is too high

  2025-05-15 19:45

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  they lent 50k to an unemployed teen and called it respons...

  Parents are required as co-signers in most cases

  2025-05-15 19:44

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  She said turn off the light and meant it with her whole soul

  Fucking phone is in her hand but she can’t tap the flashlight button?

  2025-05-14 20:43

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  Crunchwrap tech has been mastered while high

  They literally sell a Taco Bell branded crunchwrap kit in the grocery store

  2025-05-14 19:43

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  Helicopter lands in the street to save K-9 from rattlesna...

  Damn I uploaded this shortly after you. Well done

  2025-05-14 14:42

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  Read vanity as Luigi's Mansion and immediately clocked out

  I did the same

  2025-05-14 14:41

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  Tired of waiting for GTA 6 so we made GTA: Hood Edition

  tried

  2025-05-14 11:25

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  "Multifunctional." Yeah, I get you.

  I’d funct her multi

  2025-05-14 09:24

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  shieet

  Drop the name of this brilliant mfer here pls

  2025-05-13 10:02

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  Title

  From Happy Gilmore

  2025-05-13 10:00

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  what do I do now that I’m unemployed? vibes. I do vibes.

  She doesn’t even know what side the throttle is on, and she hasn’t shifted once! No wonder she’s not going anywhere

  2025-05-13 09:57

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  hide yo kids, hide yo wife: the one video we all know

  What about the cat massage lady? “Who’s the best cat in the United States? It’s you Champer damper, it’s you!”

  2025-05-13 09:53

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  Scientists invented a new color before GTA 6 dropped

  The color is produced from shining a laser in a very specific way to get the light to reflect to just one of your eye’s cones. I could see this resulting in many trips to the ER for failed home attempts at seeing solo

  2025-05-13 00:57

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  Indy was a Brit?

  No one would bother visiting it in its home country

  2025-05-13 00:53

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  Samwise carried the story, got the girl, and slammed Hobb...

  Uncivilized downvoters

  2025-05-13 00:29

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